I LIKE ANIME!

[Jonathan Clement]

I'm a weeaboo and I'm obsessed with Japan and I'm not ashamed! What are you gonna do about it? Huh? Huh? Huh?

Hey, why don't you raid my forum again! ^_^ ^.^ ANIME FACES! KAWAII!

jonathanclement.proboards.com

[Dixie]

is that where you pretend to be a bad ass since everyone here thinks you're a pussy?

[Jonathan Clement]

is that where you pretend to be a bad ass since everyone here thinks you're a pussy?

BAAAAAAAAAAW!>:

[RaNkeri]

:rolleyes

[Tadao]

I count this as spam.

[captain516]

Why aren't you banned yet?

[Jonathan Clement]

I count this as spam.[/quotoe]

FUCK YEEEEEEEW!

[quote=captain516;645192]Why aren't you banned yet?

Because I've got you by the balls. You can't BEAR to get rid of me because I'm your punching bag!

[Aimless]

AHAHAHA you suck at life

[Dixie]

Clement, you aren't I-Mockery's ONLY punching bag. Your feelings of importance here are a little overestimated.

[RaNkeri]

I'm your punching bag!

Because that's the only kind of attention you can get

[Otto]

I figured Jon would've succumbed to congestive heart failure by now.

[RaNkeri]

Wait no, I take that back.

You don't get attention here.
And I bet you don't get it in real life either :rolleyes

[Jonathan Clement]

Because that's the only kind of attention you can get

YOU ARE WROOOOOOOOOONG!!!!!!!!!!!!:hypno

Wait no, I take that back.

You don't get attention here.
And I bet you don't get it in real life either :rolleyes

YOU ARE WROOOOOOOOOONG!!!!!!!!!!!!:hypno

[b_squared]

I'm a weeaboo and I'm obsessed with Japan and I'm not ashamed!
I don't believe you. If you are really obsessed I demand to see photos of you in your favorite anime costumes.

[Aimless]

god, please no.

[b_squared]

My eyes will burn too, but the archived threads will gain so much.

[Aimless]

a few vomit inducing giant chins?

[Dimnos]

Yeah. Where is your anime body pillow? Huh? Huh? You dont have one do you? Your no fan! Your just a poser!

[Jonathan Clement]

Assumption fail.

[Aimless]

chin fail

[Jonathan Clement]

chin fail

Is that the best you can do? Insulting my for being................... "fat"...............?

[Aimless]

is that fat? I hadn't noticed.

[darkvare]

i like big boobs but i don't make threads about it

[Jonathan Clement]

is that fat? I hadn't noticed.

Bullshit. >:

i like big boobs but i don't make threads about it

BOOBY... BOOBY... MMmmMM BOOBIES... BIG ASS... MMMMM BOOBIES!:love

[Dimnos]

i like big boobs but i don't make threads about it

Fuck it. Lets just take this one and make it the boobs thread. Who all likes the boobs?

:boob :boob :boob :boob :boob :boob :boob :boob :boob :boob :boob :boob :boob :boob :boob :boob :boob

[Aimless]

I thought it was an abnormal bone structure or elephantitis :/

[Jonathan Clement]

I thought it was an abnormal bone structure or elephantitis :/

There's nothing wrong with my shin at all.

[Aimless]

i haven't seen your shins, thank god.

[b_squared]

Maybe you should clarify real boobs. Not some lame anime cartoon boobs clement gets all excited about.

[b_squared]

Or Clements boobs

[captain516]

BOOBY... BOOBY... MMmmMM BOOBIES... BIG ASS... MMMMM BOOBIES!:love

Who the fuck would be that obsessed with boobs..I guess having your mother breastfeed you until you were 12 does that to you

[Jonathan Clement]

i haven't seen your shins, thank god.

Maybe if someone didn't take away my GOD DAMNED EDIT BUTTON!>:

Maybe you should clarify real boobs. Not some lame anime cartoon boobs clement gets all excited about.

You mean those boring porn stars who look like fucking dolls?

[Tadao]

Didn't CLement tell someone about his first boob experience being sneaking a feel on his grandma?

[Dimnos]

I recall something to that affect.

[Wiffles]

What animes do you like, please elaborate ^^

[Dimnos]

Didnt your read his blog!

[captain516]

He only likes anime because there's no gay people in it

[Jonathan Clement]

Didn't CLement tell someone about his first boob experience being sneaking a feel on his grandma?

That's none of your God damned business! >:

[Guitar Woman]

I'm gonna get My Neighbor Totoro today. That'll about complete my Miyazaki collection. I'm sort of sad because there's nothing else to watch.

Princess Mononoke is still my favorite film after seeing all his other movies, but nothing can hold a candle to Nausicaa. Best comic ever.

[Jonathan Clement]

He only likes anime because there's no gay people in it

For the last God damned time, that was 4 YEARS AGO! I'm an ATHEIST!

[Wiffles]

Didnt your read his blog!

Not really since, he really doesnt want to talk about anime, I think he only wants people to bag on him or something =/

[Guitar Woman]

Oh shit, Jon, I was in British Colombia not two days ago.

We could have watched some Satoshi Kon movies and split all my gin.

[Aimless]

oh god, what if it gets him off when people are bagging on him. *gag*... *dies*



I'M SORRY, YOU'RE A REALLY NICE PERSON.

[Jonathan Clement]

oh god, what if it gets him off when people are bagging on him. *gag*... *dies*



I'M SORRY, YOU'RE A REALLY NICE PERSON.

*CUM*:orgasm

[b_squared]

That was premature.

[Wiffles]

I think he has taken a liking to you Aimy ^^;

[Aimless]

He was probably thinking about his grandma the whole time.

[Dimnos]

Not really since, he really doesnt want to talk about anime, I think he only wants people to bag on him or something =/


Yeah he is a masochist. :\

[Jonathan Clement]

He was probably thinking about his grandma the whole time.

OOOOOOH, I JUST GOT BURRRRRRRRNED!!!! DX

[darkvare]

jon are you one of thosse guys who get exited when they get kicked in the nuts?

[Aimless]

Could someone ban this psycho stalker please?

[Jonathan Clement]

jon are you one of thosse guys who get exited when they get kicked in the nuts?

No... No...

[Aimless]

You're on my ignore list but I'm sure you had something very witty to say... well done.

[Jonathan Clement]

Could someone ban this psycho stalker please?

WHAAAAAAT? You have the audacity to call ME a stalker when you turned in my name to SA and I had to deal with a whole bunch of sadistic retards? HOW DARE YOU! And did any of you try to help me out? No! Did you try to understand how confused I was? No! So STFU!

[Guitar Woman]

Jon, don't you want to watch Tokyo Godfathers with me? :(

[MarioRPG]

You're back? Has it been two months?

[darkvare]

i still can't see the point of this thread :/

[Jonathan Clement]

i still can't see the point of this thread :/

And you can ME dense... :rolleyes

[Dixie]

no, we call you alot of other things.

[Otto]

Like "grandma toucher."

[captain516]

:lol

[Jonathan Clement]

Like "grandma toucher."

Why is that so bad?

[Dixie]

if i could find a video of gardy loo's "senior citizen sodomy" i would dedicate it to you

[darkvare]

Why is that so bad?
cause you touch the naughty bits :lol

[captain516]

Why is that so bad?

Because incest is gross, you don't have to be religious to see that.

[Jonathan Clement]

cause you touch the naughty bits :lol

Is that bad in and of itself, or is it simply that society is generally made up of idiots who create arbitrary standards?

[Jonathan Clement]

Because incest is gross, you don't have to be religious to see that.

So is gay sex, but I don't see you objecting to THAT.

[Otto]

Call me crazy, but feeling up a senior citizen that you're related to being bad just doesn't strike me as being an arbitrary standard.

[darkvare]

Is that bad in and of itself, or is it simply that society is generally made up of idiots who create arbitrary standards?
i dunno but personally i think is disgusting

[Jonathan Clement]

Call me crazy, but feeling up a senior citizen that you're related to being bad just doesn't strike me as being an arbitrary standard.

Okay, maybe I need to clarify a little. It started when I was little. Having grown up with 4 brothers and only 1 sister, she wasn't much of a prude. As any normal child, I was curious, and she never bothered to stop me.

So, again, how is this wrong?

[Jeanette X]

I'm a weeaboo and I'm obsessed with Japan and I'm not ashamed! What are you gonna do about it? Huh? Huh? Huh?

Hey, why don't you raid my forum again! ^_^ ^.^ ANIME FACES! KAWAII!

jonathanclement.proboards.com

I do too, but I don't squeal in indignation when someone makes fun of it on the Internet. On a humor site.

[Otto]

BECAUSE YOU TOUCHED AN OLD WOMAN'S TIT, YOU STUPID FAT FUCK.

[Jonathan Clement]

BECAUSE YOU TOUCHED AN OLD WOMAN'S TIT, YOU STUPID FAT FUCK.

HOW IS THAT WRONG?!?!

Please kill yourself and remove your idiot genes from the genepool.

[Otto]

Somehow that second part of your post would seem more appropriate if I said it to you.

[Guitar Woman]

Old women are wrinkly and gross, and the older a person is the more likely their offspring will have severe mental defects.

See Chris Chan, his parents were like 50 when they had him.

So, that's why it's wrong. You aren't supposed to fuck old people, that's why men go bald.

[Jonathan Clement]

Somehow that second part of your post would seem more appropriate if I said it to you.

Poor choice of words there, buddy. With that, you imply I have a chance of getting laid.

[Jonathan Clement]

Old women are wrinkly and gross, and the older a person is the more likely their offspring will have severe mental defects.

See Chris Chan, his parents were like 50 when they had him.

So, that's why it's wrong. You aren't supposed to fuck old people, that's why men go bald.

That's an entirely different issue altogether.

[Guitar Woman]

It's really not.

You're a fat, autistic manchild who makes gay comics and will never have sex.

[Jonathan Clement]

It's really not.

I'm a fat, autistic manchild who makes gay comics and will never have sex.

Old women can't even have children, so your argument is moot. And this is about feeling boobs.

Also, Fix'd.

[Guitar Woman]

And this is about feeling boobs.
ok, then it's like eating a raisin instead of a fresh grape.

[Guitar Woman]

I like prunes all right, though.

I fucking like prunes a lot.

[Jonathan Clement]

ok, then it's like eating a prune instead of a fresh plum.

Again, you fail to show how that's wrong.

[Guitar Woman]

I changed my post, you chode

fuck raisins

[Guitar Woman]

Humans are not like rock and roll at all.

They don't age well.

[Jonathan Clement]

Okay, either make your case, or shut the fuck up.

[Otto]

Why don't you do the world a favor and shut the fuck up. PERMANENTLY. With a gun.

[Guitar Woman]

raisins suck and you're sort of basically a completely sick fuck for grabbing your grandmother's tits and liking it.

if it was like a distant cousin I wouldn't loathe anyone for it but jesus christ, dude.

[Jonathan Clement]

raisins suck and you're sort of basically a completely sick fuck for grabbing your grandmother's tits and liking it.

if it was like a distant cousin I wouldn't loathe anyone for it but jesus christ, dude.

Who said anything about liking it?

Is it wrong for a child to instinctively grab it's mothers breast? And is it the childs fault that the mother doesn't teach it better?

[Guitar Woman]

Yes.

God, Jon, there's a difference between having an alternative point of view and being a sick fuck.

[Jonathan Clement]

Yes.

God, Jon, there's a difference between having an alternative point of view and being a sick fuck.

You're a fucking moron.

[Otto]

and you're a granny toucher, what's new?

[The Leader]

I had put Jon on my ignore list, but after reading responses in here I had to remove him so see what exactly he was posting. I'm happy that I did. :)

[Sam]

JONATHAN CLEMENT SUCKS

[LordSappington]

I'd personally rather just see him get IP b& than look at his retarded posts. They're not even lul-inducing anymore. He's just stupid.

[Sam]

JONATHAN CLEMENT STEALS HIS GRANDMA'S PILLS AND WON'T GIVE THEM BACK TO HER UNLESS SHE EXPOSES HER BREASTS TO HIM AND LETS HIM FONDLE THEM UNTIL HE BUSTS A LOAD IN HIS PANTS, THEN HE PASSES OUT IN HIS OWN MESS AND SHE JUST TAKES THEM.

[Sam]

JONATHAN CLEMENT NEEDS I-MOCKERY TO ACKNOWLEDGE HIS EXISTENCE SINCE NO ONE ELSE WILL.

[Sam]

Jonathan Clement is like Tinkerbell, if you don't believe in him he doesn't exist.

[The Leader]

:lol

[Sam]

Jonathan Clement, Santa Claus, and Jesus walk onto an elevator together. In the middle of the floor they all see a dollar. Who picks it up first?

None of them because they are all myths and lies created to frighten children into obedience.

[The God of Grunge]

Jon, I have no idea who the heck you are, but I already wish to add you to my list of internet boyfriends.

[The Leader]

Don't talk to yourself, dear. It's not healthy.

[The God of Grunge]

Gods Balls.

I'm not Jon. Ask anyone.

[The Leader]

Jon, are you Jon?

And then you'd answer yes.

[Sam]

Hey TheLeader, is this Jonathan?

[The Leader]

Yes. Yes it is Jonathan.

[Sam]

That's all the proof I need.

[The God of Grunge]

Run an IP check or something.

Fuck.

[The Leader]

Don't use such language, Jon. It's a bad habit.

[Guitar Woman]

Nausicaa the comic > Princess Mononoke = Castle in the Sky > Castle of Cagliostro > My Neighbor Totoro > Spirited Away > Porco Rosso > Nausicaa the movie > Ponyo > Howl's Moving Castle

haven't seen Kiki's yet

[Guitar Woman]

Shit, there are a lot of castles in his movies.

[Otto]

Cagliostro was always my favorite.

I used to love Kiki's Delivery Service when I was little, but I don't know if it's still good because I haven't seen it since I was like 9 years old.

[Wiffles]

Mine: Castle In The Sky > Nausicaa > Porco Rosso > The rest of his films. I simply love Castle In The sky because of the setting, the wild airship chases, and floating castles although far fetched sounding, its actually based on technology on their world. ^.^

I hope I hadnt said too much =x

[Jonathan Clement]

JONATHAN CLEMENT STEALS HIS GRANDMA'S PILLS AND WON'T GIVE THEM BACK TO HER UNLESS SHE EXPOSES HER BREASTS TO HIM AND LETS HIM FONDLE THEM UNTIL HE BUSTS A LOAD IN HIS PANTS, THEN HE PASSES OUT IN HIS OWN MESS AND SHE JUST TAKES THEM.

Sam, you dishonorable, cowardly, malevolent piece of shit! Don't pretend you're the victim when I "stalk" you on AIM after your sorry ass turned my forum in to something awful which resulted in a WHOLE BUNCH of people stalking me at once! You didn't even try to help! You just mocked me for your own sick pleasure! You made the mess now you fucking clean it up! >:

[Guitar Woman]

Castle in the Sky is objectively his best movie, but I like Mononoke more because it fucking blew my 11 year old mind the first time I saw it. It's also just got a great score, cool setting, good acting, pretty visuals, valid message, etc.

[Otto]

I think I've seen all of his films except Porco Rosso, is it any good?

Also I just watched Kon's Paprika. hooooooly fuuuuck.

[Guitar Woman]

Porco Rosso is worth watching. I hated the ending as much as Ponyo's conclusion and for the same reasons, because nothing really gets resolved, but it's still a good movie.

[Wiffles]

Yes mononoke was the most awesome of all, quality-wise. I forgot to mention but I really love it too. Im just as much a sucker for flying machines though, which is why I loved Castle, and Porco ^^;

Im also a big fan of Diesel Punk, I feel like there should be more done for that genre =x

[Jonathan Clement]

If you don't acknowledge me, I'm gonna goatse up your forum again like you threatened to do with me! >:

[Wiffles]

stop arguing, we're talking about anime >:

[Jonathan Clement]

stop arguing, we're talking about anime >:

Not anymore you're not! >:

[Otto]

I think Cagliostro was always my favorite, but only because I really liked the cheesy Lupin III TV series.

Wiffles, I like dieselpunk, but I was always more of a fan of retro-futurism like the kind in Terry Gilliam's Brazil or Fallout 3.

[Dixie]

fuck this, this thread is now about goats
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/03_02/FeralGoatDM_468x487.jpg

[Otto]

Goat's eyes scare me.

[The Leader]

Anyone like Robotech/Macross?

Or goats?

[Wiffles]

I think Cagliostro was always my favorite, but only because I really liked the cheesy Lupin III TV series.

Wiffles, I like dieselpunk, but I was always more of a fan of retro-futurism like the kind in Terry Gilliam's Brazil or Fallout 3.

Oh yes. Im sure you watched Fritz Lang's Metropolis too? Speaking of fallout, the design is just unparalleled. I also love studying urban decay, and dystopias.
Im playing Halflife 2 and Fallout now, just for the Urban decay-ness feel of it =D

[Wiffles]

Anyone like Robotech/Macross?

Or goats?


I liked Macross. I didnt like how they combined 3 different series though for Robotech. Macross had its cheesy moments, but who didnt like Min-may? =D
And the whole design of it was mindblowing at the time. And goats are awesome! ^.^

[Jonathan Clement]

YOU HAVE INVOKED THE WRATH OF JON CLEMENT!!! REPENT, YOU UNCOMPASSIONATE SINNERS!!! OR FACE THE UNHOLY WRATH OF GOATSE!!!

[Dixie]

I love goats
http://mamrie.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/pygmy-goat-0026.jpg

[Dixie]

happy goat!
http://jonathanturley.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/goatvi3.jpg

[Aimless]

fuck this, this thread is now about goats
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/03_02/FeralGoatDM_468x487.jpg

speaking of brazil...http://i443.photobucket.com/albums/qq159/aimlessblue/price.jpg

there is some resemblance there.

[Jonathan Clement]

HEY GUYS THIS POST WAS THE ABSOLUTE LEAST IMAGINATIVE WAY TO GET BANNED *EVER* CAN YOU GUESS WHAT IT WAS

[Dixie]

the winner of the most beautiful goat contest, seriously.
http://i1.ce.cn/english/World/pic-news/200811/01/W020081101487089575915.jpg

[LordSappington]

The internet doesn't give a shit about goatse anymore, Jon.

[Dixie]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2305/2495028541_0f6808c82b.jpg?v=0
that's a pretty goat eye

[Aimless]

god, is he talking about goatse? his chin is way worse than goatse.

[Dixie]

retard goat
http://www.freewebs.com/fernhillfainters/Ginger%20funny%20jan%201%2006-medium.jpg

[Aimless]

omg, i want a retarded goat. :(

[Jonathan Clement]

god, is he talking about goatse? his chin is way worse than goatse.

Fucking slut! None of you will ever hold a lasting relationship! Thank God for birth controll because nobody will want to have your spawn of satan!

[captain516]

I bet the Sea Goat could kick Johnny's ass http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3620/3880049168_78c312b707_o.jpg

[Dixie]

ugly goat
http://mattmorgan.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341d646d53ef010536da9656970b-400wi

[Guitar Woman]

Tubgirl is the only Power 5 I still get a little icked out about. If you posted that I'd probably be slightly peeved about it.

Tubgirl > Goatse > Meatspin > Lemon Party > HAI2U

[Otto]

I'm sad to say I've seen all of those, except hai2u.

[Guitar Woman]

None of those are even as bad as Gravebait or the shit 7force posted in the NSFW thread

[The Leader]

I find it strange that Jon thinks that gay sex is disgusting yet he has gay porn handy.

[Guitar Woman]

HAI2U is the lamest one, it's basically some girl barfing during a blowjob.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/The_Power_5

[Dixie]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_LbccUVbSRd8/Se3SfMEf0cI/AAAAAAAAEic/p-wQPuZBHTc/s400/Damascene+goat,+white.jpg

[Tadao]

retard goat
http://www.freewebs.com/fernhillfainters/Ginger%20funny%20jan%201%2006-medium.jpg

OMG THAT'S AWESOME!

[Dixie]

OMG THAT'S AWESOME!
i'm gonna call him Corky

[Tadao]

It would be even better if it was a retarded fainting goat.
Hahaha did you get that Ipod gif I sent you?

[Dixie]

i dunno :(

[Colonel Flagg]

Jesus Jones, this thread is effed up. :(

[b_squared]

Could someone edit Clements goatse ass pic to a NSFW?

[Jeanette X]

Can someone ban this tit already?

[The Leader]

Can someone show me what it is to be loved?

[Tadao]

Something like this.

Lvzg0NplkLE

[Wiffles]

whaaaa! O.O <3 <3

[The Leader]

Thank you, Tadao. I will cherish this forever.

[Guitar Woman]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ty4bLUifoaw&feature=channel

It's like a car wreck that's getting exponentially better the more I watch it.

[Guitar Woman]

oh my god

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXMP1XmD-cg&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1TgUkNy-Ko&feature=channel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyfbjcX3XWQ&feature=channel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gP5ThvKQZvY&feature=channel

[executioneer]

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c44/executioneer/korah-complex.gif
In the twenty thousand years of our Mission
we have heard more pleas for mercy than you can possibly imagine.
Civilizations which saw their doom before them called upon their geniuses to calm us
to no avail.

The time has come. You require cleansing.

[Dixie]

I always look forward to a good cleansing. Have at it Willie!

[Dixie]

Axem Cupola (1:13:09 AM): HEY

Axem Cupola (1:13:12 AM): DID YOU KNOW...

Axem Cupola (1:13:16 AM): THAT WHEN THEY BANNED ME JUST NOW...

Axem Cupola (1:13:23 AM): IT MADE ME WANT TO CUM ALL OVER THE PLACE.

[Zhukov]

Good stuff Willie. What a rubbish thread. What a complete twat of a human.

[Tadao]

Retard goat makes this thread awesome :(

[Colonel Flagg]

Willie, you are the wind beneath my wings. :love

Tadao, that is the only thing awesome about this thread. (:loveDixie)

[Sam]

I'm glad Willie had the sense to do what NO OTHER MODERATOR COULD.

Willie is the king.

MAY HIS REIGN LAST A THOUSAND YEARS!

[Dixie]

http://www.funtodressup.com/images/uploads/king_with_crown.jpg

[Dimnos]

I was going to edit Willies avatar onto the body of king William but my editing software has geeked out. Man today sucks :tear