Love Notes To I-Mockery Ladies

[MattJack]

Dear I-Mockery Ladies,

Your man is gay as a goose, darlin'.

Tell em fellas.

<3
MattJack

Willie wants answers, so Willie will get answers.

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MattJack

Hello Ladies,

How yall doin?

<3
MattJack

[MattJack]

Dear Wiffles,

At first I didn't believe you were a girl, but now I guess I have to face the music after you posted that picture Milhouse requested.

Today is a sad day,
MattJack

[MattJack]

Dear Kitsa,

You're aight.

<3
MattJack

[Kitsa]

<3

[The Leader]

Guitar Woman,

You wooed me with your naive and indignant views. You made me believe that you were the one girl who would be my girl. Then I found out you were a dude. Fuck you.

Fucker.

[kahljorn]

lol you actually thought guitar woman was "Alright."

I approve of this thread! And "Aight" is probably the best description for kitsa in the whole world.

[The Leader]

I actually joined a while after he was outed. ;/

[Kitsa]

I'm further confused by the wiffles thing. Equals/does not equal GW?

[The Leader]

Does not equal, I believe. It's some dame from Hawaii.

[Chojin]

dear shrubfest,

i have no idea why you post here, but you're all right.

[Wiffles]

awww, gee whiz ^.^

Seriously I am not GW guys, GW is Father Spaz. Im wiffles ^.^

[Colonel Flagg]

Dear Wiffles

Your skills at photoshop outstrip mine by several gigaparsecs.

[Colonel Flagg]

Dear Dixie

Your hotness is outstripped only by your incredible cynicism

[Colonel Flagg]

Dear Kitsa

I'll be thinking about you over the next three months. Good Karma, dudette. :)

[Kitsa]

Thank you. I think Karma's given me more than enough of a beatdown, ready for some good stuff to happen at some point.

And in reference to earlier remarks, it's my greatest aspiration to be aight with the world.

[Chojin]

Hey listen I'm sorry I lashed out I guess I haven't been getting laid enough lately, you're right, he he. Here I'll tell you what I'm doing and you could perhaps advise me on what I'm doing wrong ok? I uh, went to my ex's house last night... or was it morning? The sun wasn't up, anyway, but it wasn't all dark, not sure. Anyway, I went to her house, and to surpise her I decided to climb up to her room like I used to do when we were together. I deftly unlocked her window from the outside, a process I had perfected when we were together, which she found kinda cute, kinda creepy anyway, you take some sort of plastic card, something hard no, not that he he, and you slip it under the window pane and you pull hard up, until the thing sorta dislodges and you have to be really careful to balance it so it doesn't crash down. Dunno, this probably works on only some types of windows so don't take my word Anyway you catch it, and then open it from the inside and anyway yeah, I got in her room and did a quick scan to be sure nobody was the wiser. The coast was clear. I could see her cuddled up on the bed. I inhaled all the familiar scents of her room, momentarily getting caught in the nostalgia that ensued. Then, I moved close to her lying body and kinda tucked at the sheet but you gotta do it carefully and little at a time trust me, I've had experience on this so she doesn't notice and it takes a WHILE man I'm telling you. Anyway, I pull and pull and pull little by little until her body is completely uncovered. Now with all the pulling I've gotten pretty excited in all you know, the anticipation, he he it's almost summer you know? She's sleeping light, only a pair of cotton panties on and I can almost taste her sweat. That's when I quietly tuck at my pants, take out my trusty pocket knife and stab out her jugular vein trust me, he he the first stike is the most important one so she can't scream in all the blood and the mess but don't worry I did ok she's doing that silly he he KKKKK kKkk thing they do when they scream through the aesophagus and she's lost all motor coordination and I can't help but hug her and hug her in this beautiful moment we are having together until she is motionless and lifeless and mine again. Then I take off my pants intending to violate her in numerous ways, but damn it, it's limp. man macaroni. flaccid city. I don't know! Is it because I go straight for the meat, he he I mean, more romance maybe? I am, I guess I kinda feel used, I barely get to discuss with them anymore but that didn't use to make much difference in the past! Please tell me what I am doing wrong DemonAngel55@hotmail. Please tell me, because I know where you live and I want our moment to be perfect. I am going to make it perfect for us, but you have to help me. Please help me slice you open and reach into your crushed chest to tuck at your heart-strings

From the doctor of romance.

[executioneer]

ladies,

we should totally hang out sometime (pants optional)

signed willie

[Kitsa]

willie,

I don't think you want any of this.

signed kitsa

[executioneer]

well that is why it is only a option

we could play rockband or something

[Kitsa]

I'm okay on drums.

[LordSappington]

elx,

I miss your doodles. :(

Signed,
LordSappington

[Misdemonar]

dear imockery gals

haha you gals aren't really gals at all

women dont know about the internet

[Colonel Flagg]

elx,

I miss your doodles. :(

Signed,
LordSappington

I was wondering the same thing, Sappy. I'm thinking she got tired of our lowbrow humor. :tear

[Colonel Flagg]

Dear Aimless:

You're cute, in a scary way.

[Aimless]

um, thanks? *wink*

[Zhukov]

I was wondering the same thing, Sappy. I'm thinking she got tired of our lowbrow humor. :tear
She's probably studying for the big test at school.

[Colonel Flagg]

I don't think she really needs to study. :smarter-than-us

BTW, I think she's home-schooled.

[Dixie]

Dear i-Mockery ladies,
most of you are fun to look at. I like you.
I probably wouldn't hook up with most of you, but tequila can change anything.
<3
Dixxx

[Shrubfest]

Dear Dixie,

Mine's a Jack Daniels.
See you in the toilets.

[Tadao]

Dear Ladies of I-Mock,

I REGRET NOTHING!

[Esuohlim]

Dear Shrubfest and drumming4buddha,

sup?

[Tadao]

Hi Btothepowerof2,

I'm not ignoring you, I'm just trying to be really really good and make people feel more welcome to post. Not only do I have the heart of a bunny, I have the sex drive too. Such is my curse. I think you should post more cause I can' remember 1 post of yours where I wanted to yell at you.

[Kitsa]

you know, Tadao, this self-denial isn't worth as much when you brag about it :P

[b_squared]

I post when I get time to lurk. Which is not much. I don't expect you to treat my post any different than you would anyone else. If I piss you off feel free to yell at me.

[executioneer]

anyone with a jumping spider for an avatar can't be that bad, i say

[Fathom Zero]

Dear Kitsa

I <3 you. ^-^

[b_squared]

Thank you Willie.

[Kitsa]

aww, fathom. <3 =^.^=

[LordSappington]

I don't think she really needs to study. :smarter-than-us

BTW, I think she's home-schooled.
I think she's dead or something. :tear

[MLE]

Dear MLE,

You're pretty cool. Aside from that whole being a bitch thing. I mean, come on.

[The Leader]

Dear MLE,

You stopped posting when I started to so I don't have any idea what kind of person you are. Apparently you have tits though, so there's that.

Love, The Leader

[Dimnos]

Ladies of I-Mockery...

I feel bad for you. Im already married. Some of you might of had a chance. :\

P.S. Just kidding. Im not really that full of myself... Im actually fat and ugly. :(

P.P.S. Im not actually fat or ugly... but Im alright. :)

P.P.P.S. But really. Most of you are cool. Glad to have you around. ;)

P.P.P.P.S. Jannet, I miss your sick posts. Please come back. :tear

[Tadao]

hahaha there is a secret to multiple spoliers

[Dimnos]

Oh yeah I forgot about that. Fixed ;)

[kahljorn]

haha dimnos is married?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Peter Pans got kids?

[stevetothepast]

Why is it called Chilli when it's hot?

[Dimnos]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chili_pepper

[executioneer]

do vegans eat eggs

[MLE]

This is now the "Willie asks everyone else questions" thread.

[kahljorn]

This is the willie asks everyone else questions thread?

[executioneer]

how come :(

[Colonel Flagg]

Good start.

[Kitsa]

Vegans do not eat eggs. Vegetarians who eat milk and egg products call themselves "lacto-ovo" vegetarians.

[The Leader]

What about vegetarians who eat dairy products but don't eat eggs? I don't know what I am called, Kitsa. Help me to find myself.

[Kitsa]

I'm more or less a lacto-ovo with some exceptions made for this pregnancy, so maybe you're just a lacto? I don't know. I'm not good at defining people.

When I was a little kid and started to eat, say, a piece of beef, my dad would go "Mooo, I'm a cow, don't hurt me, I want to be your friend!" It really fucked me up good.

[Fathom Zero]

:lol He sounds like a real dick.

[Dimnos]

I eat meat because god game me sharp teeth. Its just natural.

[Chojin]

I'm more or less a lacto-ovo with some exceptions made for this pregnancy, so maybe you're just a lacto? I don't know. I'm not good at defining people.

When I was a little kid and started to eat, say, a piece of beef, my dad would go "Mooo, I'm a cow, don't hurt me, I want to be your friend!" It really fucked me up good.

Why do vegetarians insist on labeling themselves to an obnoxious degree?

I don't call myself a carni-pesca-pullus-ovo-lacto-vore. That's stupid. You're stupid.

[Kitsa]

I don't go around with it stamped on my head, Chojin. As a matter of fact, I hate it when people are obnoxious or preachy about anything they do. It was just a, "well, I'm supposedly called this, and you're supposedly called that."

Yeesh.

[Babs]

Fuck you soyfuckers

ps. bacon is life

[MattJack]

Yall are f'n up. Willie is asking the questions around here.

[Chojin]

I don't go around with it stamped on my head, Chojin. As a matter of fact, I hate it when people are obnoxious or preachy about anything they do. It was just a, "well, I'm supposedly called this, and you're supposedly called that."

Yeesh.

i do not log in to the internet to be reasonable

Yall are f'n up. Willie is asking the questions around here.

hey mattjack here's a question for you:

shut up

[The Leader]

:lol

[MLE]

i do not log in to the internet to be reasonable

hahahahahah

[MattJack]

hey mattjack here's a question for you:

shut up

oh noes i guess u told me sir

[MattJack]

Dear MLE,

When you going to update the weekly art thread? You're a couple of days late..

<3
MattJack

[MLE]

Fuck.

Uhm...

I don't have the txt file on what the weekly ideas were anymore :/ I'll need to get more input on that.

[bigtimecow]

btw art shit is dead and has been forever SORRY MLE :(

BACK ON TOPIC:

i forget who the pregnant one was. was it drumming4buddha or glowbelly? either way

pregnant chicks are :x but you guys were alright!

[shagomow73]

yeah, if youre going to assume that they both have the same personality traits. i agree with you. but basing it soley on attire....is rediculous.

[Colonel Flagg]

WTF?

[Invina]

Notes? Do you mean chords?If so, I suppose Am, E/G#, F#m7/b5, Fmaj7 and eventually E should work for the main theme. And C F for the pretty words bit.Now, if you really do mean notes, as in the melody, that takes far too much work.

[Esuohlim]

Love? Do you mean tennis?

[Grislygus]

Weirdest spambot ever

[kahljorn]

Spambot? Do you mean spam boot? Because a robot made out of spam would be a lot of work indeed!

[Pentegarn]

And imagine the smell?

[elx]

dear wiffles, will you be my vice president?

love,
elx

[Sam]

DEAR WIFFLES, WILL YOU BE MY VICE PRESIDENT? YOU SHOULD PROBABLY BE VICE PRESIDENT TO THE PERSON WHO WAS GOING TO WIN PRESIDENT. WHICH IS ME, NOT ELX.

-Sam

[Colonel Flagg]

Elx, I love you like the granddaughter I don't have yet, but you should face the reality that unless you're the only one eligible to vote, Sam will win in a landslide. :(

[Zhukov]

Dear elx,

I'm sorry.


Love

Zhukov

[Tadao]

Dear Elx,

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/PageRack.gif

[Pentegarn]

That made me :lol

[elx]

at least it's a phone i'm holding :eek

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Speaking of which. Monday is coming up. Can't wait.