Don't blow that load just yet

[Tadao]

What is your favorite technique?

I'll count backwards from a random high number. That way I'm concentrating on numbers, but it's easy so I still have my mind on my lady. It would help if you bitches threw out random numbers when I get that look in my eye.

[Pentegarn]

Baseball stats: the traditional method

[executioneer]

nothing is more distracting than a smoke alarm going off, i say

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

changing positions or the angle.

[Tadao]

I usually get the urge to blow my load when she is really getting into it, so changing positions or the angle would be a bastard move.

[Chojin]

depends on the urgency, i can instantly bring to mind pretty much anything from rotten.com when the situation calls for it

for some reason that necrophiliac grandmother sex doll is a favorite of my mind's eye

then i run the risk of going limp :<

* oh, and condoms are horrible inventions and generally do all the work of the above and then some.

[Kitsa]

you're a class act, Tadao.

[Dimnos]

oh, and condoms are horrible inventions and generally do all the work of the above and then some.

True.

[Tadao]

you're a class act, Tadao.

I do it for the ladies.

[DougClayton4231]

I play 80's hair metal in my head. It makes for interesting air guitar solo's during sex.

[stevetothepast]

I think about Tadoa taking a huge dump.

[Dimnos]

In that dress when he was little? Thats to hot for me.

[MattJack]

Bourbon always seems to turn me into Super Man. So much so that sometimes I can't get off at all.

Back before I started drinking party liquor I'd think of members of bands and when their hit songs came out. Kind of weird I guess, but it worked. I specifically remember thinking about who all was in GnR during 1995 one time. Good thing that I got stumped on Matt Sorum.

[Tadao]

I can't think of guys in sports or bands while have the sex. What if it makes me harder? I don't want to find out.

[MattJack]

I can't think of guys in sports or bands while have the sex. What if it makes me harder? I don't want to find out.

Then that makes you a fgt cause it makes my penis soft

[Hangie]

How does it make him a sergeant?

[The Leader]

Hangie, you're too nervous around girls to post in this thread.

[elx]

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[Terra]

Girls if your guy is getting *that* look in his eyes and you're not ready yet tap him in the sack until his eyes roll back in his head.

[Tadao]

But I like that. :(

[Terra]

Me too. Probably why I'm divorced. :(

Men. A little love tap on the nuts and when they become consciousness it's divorce court.

[Chojin]

when they become consciousness

that's some zen shit, man

[Terra]

Yeah I would correct it but I'm lazy and it's out there now.

Since my daughter is part Asian and will probably talk like that the sooner I embrace the horror the better. :)

[Tadao]

Ah! So you have a little Asian in you!

[Terra]

Ah! So you have a little Asian in you!

I *had* a little Asian in me (and size DOES matter in this case). I'm no longer with him but gave birth to an American/Asian girl. :)

[Tadao]

Ruining my joke makes me not cum as well. >:

[Fathom Zero]

You can only cum when you're being funny?

[Tadao]

incorrect

[Terra]

Ruining my joke makes me not cum as well. >:

Whoops!!

Solly cholly! :)

You just got a love tap to your ball sack.

[kahljorn]

I think if my girlfriend said, "Solly cholly" before I came it would work. I hate that phrase >:

[Terra]

Sack tapping is more fun! >:

[kahljorn]

well maybe you should change your screen name to sack tappington, then, since you love it so much

[Terra]

Nah. I like my screen name. Sack tapping is just my hobby. :)

[Dimnos]

Then perhaps your title to Sack tapper?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I accidently sack tapped myself the other day while missionarizing. :(

[MLE]

Actually, that sounds good. Terra, the Sack Tapper.

[Chojin]

it's like root beer tapper as envisoned by Al Lowe

[Tadao]

Hahahaha

[Sam]

HAHA I GOT THAT REFERENCE