View Full Version : Wrestlemaniac!
MockBot
Sep 23rd, 2009, 05:09 PM
Automatically generated comment thread for Wrestlemaniac! (http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/wrestlemaniac/default.php).
stevetothepast
Sep 23rd, 2009, 05:21 PM
el serpento would kick el mascarado's ass.
Deadly Towers Sux
Sep 23rd, 2009, 08:11 PM
No kidding, stevetothepast. But rather than El Serpento, I would like to see El Mascarado in a handicap match against the leendary Brothers of Destruction, heh heh heh...
DougClayton4231
Sep 23rd, 2009, 08:17 PM
Holy exploitation film Batman!
Thanos
Sep 23rd, 2009, 09:05 PM
Where's El Asso Wipo when you need him?
Watch and Learn! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdwU3PHt4ks&feature=related)
Julio
Sep 23rd, 2009, 11:34 PM
Truly a strange example of how to mix Mexican Lucha with the systematic killing of a bunch of morons.
All Hail Duke
Sep 24th, 2009, 12:00 AM
Where's El Asso Wipo when you need him?
he,Senor Bag of Crap and El Diablo Negro went into hiding after being manhandled by Sting
if anyone can defeat this new menace,it is The Ultimate Warrior,who'll lecture him into boredom and follow that up with a gorilla press and big splash :hypno
HowardC
Sep 24th, 2009, 12:09 AM
So they cast Rey Mysterio Sr. ??? What moron though that one up. I can see the meeting now. "Ok he's a bio-engineered super wrestler so we have to get somebody really imposing. How about rey mysterio! Umm boss isn't rey the size and build of an average man in good shape? Well I guess it could work Rey Rey's a famous WWE wrestler afterall. NO NO not that tard... I mean Rey Sr.! Huh? He's in really poor shape and is like a thousand years old, that's lame, shouldn't we get Kane or the undertaker or somebody? Kevin Nash is an actor of sorts I bet we could get him. No, they aren't lucha! We pick Rey! Umm but for our sake wouldn't ANYONE in a wrestling mask pass as lucha? Shut up! I'll break you across my knee, like so!"
EchoCharlie
Sep 24th, 2009, 12:50 AM
I just looked up Rikidozan. Very interesting - the more you know!
Also, I "google image"'d Leyla Milani - also very interesting. Grrrlll!!!
Travis touchdown
Sep 24th, 2009, 01:10 AM
this movie makes pro wrestling look almost halfway decent
Nick
Sep 24th, 2009, 03:18 AM
It's still better than the movies they make for the SyFy channel.
Doctor_Who
Sep 24th, 2009, 05:54 AM
They missed the perfect opportunity to have his mask removed and hey, it's Jack Black!
Commanderraf
Sep 24th, 2009, 11:15 AM
Wow... Just wow...
This is like a Santo movie gone very, very wrong. Wrestling as an Olympic sport? Gas stations not owned by PEMEX in Mexico? "El Mascarado"? Key stabbing manuvers? The last girl being the eyecandy in stupid scenarios? The Mexican Government sponsored super-luchador programme (eat your heart out Captain America)?
Besides it being a less than Z-Grade movie, it doesn't help that I'm Mexican and all those errors are quite flagrant.
-Commanderraf
rizzo
Sep 24th, 2009, 02:19 PM
"They missed the perfect opportunity to have his mask removed and hey, it's Jack Black! "
You're right, they missed the one and only chance to make Nacho Libre funny and entertaining!
Julio
Sep 25th, 2009, 12:04 AM
Commanderraf: The day that our gas stations are not owned by PEMEX we will realize that were are part of a low budget movie.
Desert_Screams
Sep 27th, 2009, 04:09 PM
I must find this movie. I must watch it.
DougClayton4231
Sep 28th, 2009, 04:26 PM
They have it at FYE stores, I almost bought it today lol.
Primortal
Oct 1st, 2009, 02:48 AM
I enjoyed it for the most part... especially El Mascarado.
vBulletin® v3.6.8, Copyright ©2000-2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.