Kitsa and any other rural area-friendly people.

[Tadao]

Please go on, I wanna hear about how many blankets you guys owned because it was so cold but way more enjoyable than having an interstate next to the house cause I can't handle talking to people anymore since I've become so awkward now and nature never gives me funny looks.

[Sam]

WHERE HAVE ALL THE COWBOYS GOOONNNNEEEE?

[Dimnos]

http://www.onelazyeye.com/site/wp-content/photos/graveyard02.jpg

[Tadao]

When I flew coast to coast I saw this.

http://i1.trekearth.com/photos/48299/sky_lubbock.jpg

That shit looks wierd from the sky.

[Dimnos]

I like the ones that for a pattern.

[elx]

http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/5707/heaaaaart.png (http://img187.imageshack.us/i/heaaaaart.png/)

:)

[Aaarg]

You're a fucking moron.

[Tadao]

Awwww poor Aaarg just can't cut a break. :tear

[Tadao]

So, tell me more. Did ya'll paint the shed last summer?

[Aaarg]

Honestly, though, one of the major reasons I prefer rural living is that I don't have to see as many people. A large majority of people fucking suck, and I find that I am a happier person when I don't have to constantly see them doing shitty things. Nobody rustles around in my back yard, I can't hear my neighbors fucking, I don't have to have passive-aggressive pissing matches with a fat fuckhead over a goddamn parking spot within an apartment complex.

People are fucking obnoxious, and I do what I can to avoid things that irritate me, what fucking business is that to anybody else?

You're, what, in your forties and still get your jollies trolling Internet message boards? Come on, dude. You seem like an all right guy when you're not being a fucking twat.

And I know you've got some horrible illness or something that makes your life suck more than it should, and that's unfortunate--that ain't fuckin' fair to anyone, but Christ. "Misery loves company" taken to an extreme.

[Aaarg]

So, tell me more. Did ya'll paint the shed last summer?

Last summer I lived in an apartment complex and worked happily giving cave tours to tourists. Buuuuut I lived in a city (by all definitions), and I didn't have a yard, and I definitely didn't have a shed.

[Tadao]

Lol, I came to I-Mockery to talk about me not get into internet fights.

[Aaarg]

I came here to talk about me, too, so that's what I'm doing.

[Tadao]

:rolleyes

[Aaarg]

:kissy

[The Leader]

So, tell me more. Did ya'll paint the shed last summer?
My dad built one last summer. And then he painted it.

I watched.

[Tadao]

I always enjoyed drunk lawn mowing.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

When I was young my great Aunt lived right down the road from Amish country so there was always Ams riding their buggys around with horses. So I figured if she lived around there she must be Amish. If I was related to her I must be at least part Amish on my mothers side.

[Tadao]

I lived here for a summer in 1988.

http://www.bourbon-in.gov/

Stay and watch the slide show :lol

[Zomboid]

I JUST LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE HORSES AND JUNK

[Tadao]

Bourbon has a population of 1,760 people, which represents 0.03% of the total population of Indiana.

Although Bourbon has experienced phenomenal growth over the years it has maintained the quality of life associated with a small town rural atmosphere.

[Wiffles]

If I was to live in a rural place. Id live on a tropical beach with palms, fruit trees and good fishing ^.^

[Kitsa]

I resent being dragged into this.

[kahljorn]

start a blog

oh yea or post it on here and you'll just be the guy that talks about himself and nature all the fucking time. If you love nature so much why don't you marry it/? you probably already did never mind.

[Fathom Zero]

I don't know what happened here.

But I lived in Harrison, OH. It should be a hint that it was named after a guy who was president for a few weeks.

[Zhukov]

Fuck you guys nature rules.

[Aaarg]

Finally a voice of reason!

[Dimnos]

I work on a small airport called Hicks Field. Across from the runway is a field full of cows. We call that big livin' here. :bumpkin

[Colonel Flagg]

I live in Bucks county PA which to Philadelphians seems all out in the sticks and stuff, but has 7-11's, Dairy Queens and Wal-Marts.

I likes me some nature. :)

[kahljorn]

What makes everybody except people who agree with me in this thread retarded is that other people love nature but don't fucking talk about it (and themselves) all the time because they have nothing else to say

start ablog

[Chojin]

approved topics by kahljorn: stupid misconceptions about fitness

[kahljorn]

lol i didn't know the threads containing mostly your opinions were "stupid misconceptions about fitness"

[Aaarg]

Just what exactly is wrong about talking about things you enjoy? I mean, look at how many sub-forums there are here, for specialized shit. What's so bad about talking about nature, as opposed to talking about video games or He-man action figures or Ninja Turtles?

And of course it's a bit easier to talk about oneself because, uh, that's what people do--that's what people know about. Their lives.


I'm living in the country, but we definitely have Walmart and every fast food restaurant and plenty of sit-down restaurants and a University as well as a community college and anything else necessary. If I need something I can't find locally, Amazon delivers here as quickly as it does elsewhere, or I could travel 40 miles to Asheville.

[Chojin]

aaarg please stop getting trolled so easily

[kahljorn]

if you're not being sarcastic you're a douchebag and that's all there is to it

[kahljorn]

also i like nature a lot but it doesn't have to be the only fucking thing i talk about. you know what you are aarg you're like the microshock of the nature topic.

[Aaarg]

wuts a microshock

i also talk about 3d dot game heroes and kung fu movies! and a dog!

<--- that dog!

[MLE]

you're like the microshock of the nature topic.

hahahahahahahaahaha

[Tadao]

That is pretty damn funny.

[Zomboid]

wuts a microshock

i also talk about 3d dot game heroes and kung fu movies! and a dog!

<--- that dog!

He's a stupid kid that only ever talks about one thing, defends it as if his life depended on it, and just doesn't "get it." When he's mocked, he comes back with terrible attempts to defend himself.

Are you seeing how you might have some things in common with him?

[The Leader]

You guys know that there's a nature thread, right? Just sayin'. :<

[Tadao]

It's in direct response to the chat about rural areas in the picture thread. Try to keep up.

[Kitsa]

you're not usually this much of an asshole, Tadao, which kind of confuses me. Since when do you care?

[Tadao]

Actually I do this EVERYTIME a never ending conversation happens in the picture thread. Only this time Aaarg still couldn't get it through his thick skull that it was time to move on, so I gave him a place where he could keep the dream alive!

[Aaarg]

You guys are just about all lame.

[Tadao]

OH HIGH GUYS, I CAN'T TAKE A PUNCH OR TWO.

[Evil Robot]

I used to have a house in the Catskill mountains in New York, people suck in rural areas too. My shithead neighbors about 5000 feet down the road who complained to the police about all the gunfire coming from my house. Full-auto is the greastest achievement of man but some people just don't appreciate it.

[kahljorn]

I don't want to give a speech (or another one i dunno if i got all speechy already) but I don't know why some of you pussies (kitsa, aarg) decided to post on a message board notorious for being full of assholes and complain and get all self-righteous whenever somebody makes fun of you.
its kind of funny and a bit ironic but its old as fuck. also its kind of annoying.

[Kitsa]

leave me the fuck out of it, kahl.

[kahljorn]

:lol whatever. you involved yourself, but now you want impunity.

[elx]

ignore them, they're assholes and behaving like this specifically just to get a reaction out of you guys. sorta like whiny children, you know. :rolleyes
it's much more fun to watch them play by themselves, anyway.

[Tadao]

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.urlesque.com/media/2009/11/whos_awesome.jpg

[Zomboid]

I love how some of these people act as if it's a workplace environment or something. Like they just stepped into an argument and are like "WHOA WHOA WHOA! I DIDN'T WANT TO GET INVOLVED! I'M JUST HERE TO DO MY WORK!"

[Tadao]

Dude, I was just standing by the copier and mistakenly shook my head. :(

[Kitsa]

instead, how about it's not interesting.

edit: and no, I don't claim to be interesting either, so let's just get over that extra 4 hours of stupid OH HO HO posts right now.

[Zhukov]

Why am I not being dragged into this?

[elx]

group hug guys :)

[Tadao]

HEY! I'M THE INNOCENT ONE HERE!

[kahljorn]

Elx has been officially added to the list of whiny pussies

shame on you!

[Tadao]

You mam are no Wiffles.

[elx]

i love wiffles :)

[LordSappington]

I love waffles!

[Sam]

OH HO HO

[LordSappington]

I AM IN THE ZONE

[Chojin]

this thread is not consistent with i-mockery's new kinder, friendlier image

[Zomboid]

Quickly, delete posts and post a link to an article!

[Evil Robot]

I AM EVIL ROBOT AND i AM NOW INVOLVED. BLAH BLAH BLAH LBAH ARGUE ARGUE ARGUE BLAH BLH BLAH IA AM RIGHT EVERYBODY SHUT UP YOUR ALL IDIOTS FOR DISAGREEING WITH ME.

[kahljorn]

Its been my theory for a while now that anime influenced internet personalities ruined the internet.

[Wiffles]

I thought emos ruined it o.o

[Evil Robot]

I am currently riding the Manhattan bound 2 train. Soon I will be in the capital of the world, and as drunk as the mariachi band playing right now. In Nyc, our trains have mariachi bands.

[Tadao]

The Manhattan runs to Geneva?

[Evil Robot]

No it runs to 135 th street

[Wiffles]

I used to take the 7 line when I lived there. It heads to flushing ^.^

[Sam]

I did 7 lines when I lived there too.

[Evil Robot]

Stoping 42nd for cheesburgr the on to A train for broad channel. No I don't have any money, No leave me alone I don't need that stop following me

[Tadao]

Any cello players this time of year?

[Evil Robot]

Yes, two of them

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I don't know what happened here.

But I lived in Harrison, OH. It should be a hint that it was named after a guy who was president for a few weeks.

http://www.kevchino.com/graffix/bandphotos/george_harrison_bp.jpg

[The Leader]

:lol

[Chojin]

I don't know what happened here.

But I lived in Harrison, OH. It should be a hint that it was named after a guy who was president for a few weeks.

http://img.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/air_force_one__oPt.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

:lol

This thrad is a laffapalooza.

[Colonel Flagg]

His grandson was president for 4 years, in between Clevelands.

How's that for an Ohio reference?

[Colonel Flagg]

This thread is officially derailed. :suicide

[Fathom Zero]

ysmLA5TqbIY

People that think it's just being funny and making stupid jokes, but those that have lived there know that that is Cleveland.

[Colonel Flagg]

That's not funny, that's sad. :(

[Tadao]

When I saw that vid, I totally believed it, being a city boy myself. Also when I drove a bike from Indiana to California, I passed through a few metropolises and somehow they were all worse than LA. :(

[Wiffles]

Welcome to the rust belt ^.^

[Tadao]

St. Louis was insane.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I think we should get a new title besides rust belt. :(

[Tadao]

What would you like?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Orion's belt.

[Tadao]

I disagree. Rust belt is fine.

[Evil Robot]

http://content8.flixster.com/photo/53/65/27/5365274_tml.jpg

[Sam]

THE SHITSTAIN BELT

[Tadao]

THE 8 MILE BELT

[Misdemonar]

THE WEED BELT

[Dimnos]

Impunity! :posh

[kahljorn]

DAMN RIGHT