womti and Terra's awful goddamn thread (aka the womti post dump)

[Womti]

will someone who cares and is female please stop what they are doing and have sex with me :orgasm

[Colonel Flagg]

You need to beg for it. Squeeze out a few tears, if you can. Chicks dig that.

[kahljorn]

:rolleyes



dating sites thread

[Pentegarn]

Show up nekkid outside some woman's house that lives near you and you think is good for the sex. Women like stalkers, right?

[Tadao]

yes

[Dimnos]

They like it when you show them how you jerk it. Lets them know that they drive you wild. Its flattering.

[executioneer]

www.craigslist.org

[Terra]

Are you a lefty or a righty?

Hard ball sex hinges on your answer.

[Fathom Zero]

Ladies dig desperation, let me tell you.

[Tadao]

I'm a righty. I use my left for fingering buttholes though.

[Pentegarn]

I am ambidextrous, though I favor the right because I want one side of my body to get all muscle-y.

[Womti]

Are you a lefty or a righty?

Hard ball sex hinges on your answer.

I'm a lefty. :orgasm:orgasm

[Womti]

come on, terra. ANSWER ME!

[Terra]

And when you wack off, is your pinky up or down?? This is a deal buster question.

[Womti]

oh, it's always up. :)

[Dimnos]

Ohhh... The correct answer is for you to hook it around your balls as to give some extra action. She likes a multitasker.

[Tadao]

Pinky in, so that I don't accidentally hook you in the eyball when I'm cumming in your hair.

[Terra]

This thread is getting better now. I'm glad I had that nap in between my posts.

[Womti]

so uh why dont we have sex already.

[Esuohlim]

So does anyone want to make me a list of the redeeming values of this thread before I close the shit out of it

[bigtimecow]

1. it has the ability to be closed

[executioneer]

i don't really see the difference between this thread and the other loveline threads

they're all repugnant

[Supafly345]

I actually got some good advice on seeing a woman's breasts from this forum.

[Tadao]

TERRA SEEMS SO INTERESTED IN WOMPTI, IF YOU CLOSE IT NOW, HE MAY NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A HIGHCLASS HOOKER!

[Dimnos]

So does anyone want to make me a list of the redeeming values of this thread before I close the shit out of it

The fact that Milhouse posted in it? :confused:

[Esuohlim]

Are you suckin' up, boy

[Dimnos]

No. Just being smart sir.

[Sam]

DIMNOS QUIT BROWN NOSIN'

[Womti]

Are you suckin' up, boy



OOOH METHINKS HE IS

[Zomboid]

The difference between this and other loveline threads is that most of them are at least somewhat serious and/or related to the timeless art of FUCKIN'. This is just a fucking idiot doing what he does best.

CLOOOOOOOSE

[Terra]

I agree. The fact that I even posted on it means that it needs to be closed.

Where is the anal rampage thread?? I need to weigh in on that.

[Womti]

well, I guess this needs to be closed, but can we have sex already?? I mean come on :(
or is that just a no?

[Tadao]

Try buying her something from ebay.

[Womti]

like a Vibrator? :\

[Tadao]

in your case, a double dong :(

[Womti]

but I dont even know if you can get either of those on Ebay. :(

[Terra]

Guess I need to bring my own then.

[Pentegarn]

Maybe you need the Great American Challenge or the Rambone

[Womti]

Guess I need to bring my own then.


so where are we meeting up Terra? the library?

[Womti]

dont be coy now! I need an answer if you intend to be serious.

[Esuohlim]

Shut the hell up womti, good god

[Womti]

ya know Milhouse, methinks Terra might be playin' hard to get

[Terra]

You're womti??

I may as well take a hammer to my clit.

[Womti]

why dont you ask how big it is first? for all you know, it IS a hammer.

[The Leader]

You're such an idiot.

[Womti]

hey The Leader..... why don't you go the fuck away.

[The Leader]

Because I'm not a 14 year old who should just stick to posting lame jokes on 4chan, Womti.

[Womti]

I am aware of that. but this thread is for Terra. not you. so shut the fuck up, and get the fuck out you godawful FAGGOT >:

[The Leader]

:\

[The Leader]

Can you come up with a better reason as to why I should stop posting in here?

[Womti]

my thread, my rules. go fuck off can you not see I am trying to get LAID here

[The Leader]

And you're failing, just like in real life! :lol

[Womti]

no, I'm winning, just like in North Beverly! :lol
:|

[The Leader]

What is wrong with you?

[Womti]

well, why did you think this is called womti and Terra's awful goddamn thread?
we're getting married ya know.

[Zomboid]

BAN

[Womti]

and no, you aren't invited, so don't ask

[The Leader]

No, I'm being serious. Is there something wrong with you or do you actually think that you're funny and affable?

[Womti]

look, I just told you you aren't invited. don't ask me again! >:

[The Leader]

Maybe if you made some close friends in real life you would develop the ability to actually think and properly converse instead of reverting to absurdest statements.

[Womti]

that's it buddy, yoooooooouu're OUTTA here!

[The Leader]

Do you ever cry when you masturbate, Womti?

[The Leader]

I probably would if I were you.

[bigtimecow]

he reminds me of how i used to post when i first started here. oh memories

(please don't look up my old posts they are horrendously embarrassing :()

[Colonel Flagg]

I thought this might get interesting if I stuck with it.

Apparently not. :(

[Terra]

yeah it's my big love thread and I'm gagging. guess it's time to go back into hibernation for two years. maybe next time i'll get lucky and wind up with some rich old fuck with money that has a death wish and i'll finally be on top of the food chain.

i mean..fucking womti. that guy was banned more than me. i have standards you know.

[Sam]

Terra, I will pee on you because i'm freaky like that

[Terra]

Terra, I will pee on you because i'm freaky like that

Oh good at last somebody normal who knows how to treat a woman right weighs in. :)

[Sam]

I drink beer all day, everyday so there is lots of pee

[Womti]

yeah it's my big love thread and I'm gagging. guess it's time to go back into hibernation for two years. maybe next time i'll get lucky and wind up with some rich old fuck with money that has a death wish and i'll finally be on top of the food chain.

i mean..fucking womti. that guy was banned more than me. i have standards you know.

could you at least post a pic of yerself so I can see if you're hot or not

[Pentegarn]

She has posted quite a few pics as I recall. And yes, she is good looking

[Esuohlim]

I drink beer all day, everyday so there is lots of pee

:lol

[Tadao]

Mmmmmm frothy pee.

[Grislygus]

THE AUTHENTICATED LIFE OF WOMTI

Kqsda-1h_y8

[elx]

don't bully womti guys i dont think its his fault and getting ganged up on is never fun :(

[The Leader]

Do you think that he's touched in the head?

[elx]

dont you feel bad for him? :(

[The Leader]

No, I hope that he dies in a fire.

[Zhukov]

I think he's just like 90% of kids these days.

[Pentegarn]

I don't feel anything about him at all one way or the other. His posting style consists mostly of random yelling and non-sequiturs. I usually just pay his act no mind. It isn't really offensive or annoying enough for me to waste my energy caring about.

[Colonel Flagg]

Who are we talking about? :confused

[Womti]

Do you think that he's touched in the head?


I think he might be touched in the ass. >:

[executioneer]

i thought the point of this thread was nobody was touching your ass

[Pentegarn]

I thought the point of the thread was nobody was touching his dick

[executioneer]

either way, man

[Esuohlim]

I think I'm going to start dumping all womti posts in here from now on

[kahljorn]

also maybe you could change the title to, "the 'womti is awful goddamnit' thread."

[Tadao]

Wompti is doing a dam fine job.

[Pentegarn]

Wompti is doing a dam fine job.

I see what you did there

[Womti]

Lovely Bones. They really couldn't have made it any lamer. The book was a lot more depressing but in the movie....it was just annoying to watch. I'll leave it at that.


I saw that. it was pretty damn good... funniest part is when the pedo dies later on in the movie by slipping and falling off a ledge. :lol

[Womti]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kingdom_Hearts
it may be a Disney game, but I haven't found it to be at all gay.

[Womti]

ummm lol dat kid's me.

[Womti]

I came up with a funny cap for this one:
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/Locke9999/2010-02-02205355.jpg
"you're right. what was I even thinking, leaving the kitchen like that?"

:lol

[Womti]

I dont get it. this sex thing is gonna have to happen sooner or later.

[Womti]

oh, really? then why is it still rated E for everyone?

[Womti]

or, uh, Teen :\

[Womti]

I'm on it.

yeah, I kno. :orgasm

[Womti]

still, I doubt what the fuck HE just said was true










Hahahahaha

[Womti]

no no I believe he is suggesting it went on to star in monty python and the holy grail as the killer rabbit.

"RUN AWAY!! RUN AWAY!!!"

british people are so retarded :lol

[bigtimecow]

i wish i could still find that pbf comic funny. fucking asshole

[Colonel Flagg]

All of a sudden, womti's posts are finally making sense. It's a "stream of consciousness" thing. :shocked

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I use stream of conciousness when talking to people a lot which leads to a lot of explaining. My new GF actually understands how this works though and will usually be on the same page as me when I get to it. :)

[Grislygus]

:barnstar

THIS THREAD IS COOL AND AMUSING NOW

[Womti]

phoenix gamma didnt write this thread, you fucking jerks >:

[Womti]

why the fuck are all my posts getting deleted >:

[Womti]

I want my account deleted. and if deletion is not possible, then please ban me. I'm not going to contribute a damn thing besides my resignation to this shitheap.

[Esuohlim]

Took you long enough

[Grislygus]

Why did he ask to be banned? He could have, like, stopped logging on, or something along those very obvious lines


Wait, I forgot his frustration at obsessive-compulsively clicking on the chat thread and seeing posts in it because he was neurotically compelled to read every single post, n/m

[kahljorn]

he asked to be banned to show howmuch he doesn't care about posting here :O

[Grislygus]

A HERO'S LAST STAND :( so beautiful

[kahljorn]

thread backups

[The Leader]

First the dildo guy, now Womti. This has been a good day.

[Colonel Flagg]

:bestthread

[Pentegarn]

Well, that was unexpected.

[Terra]

I wish to submit a petition to rename this the "Terra Godawful Thread." :(

[Pentegarn]

But if it is just your thread, will it still be goddamn awful?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I feel like it yours by default now at least Terra.

[Sam]

PEEPEE

[elx]

aww he should have just pretended :(

[Dimnos]

Seeing as he still has an avatar I dont think he is actually banned.















Yet.

[executioneer]

it's not the avatar that goes away when you're banned, it's the signature

or at least i'm pretty sure

[Dimnos]

It's just her title. When someone is really banned, it makes their avatar not show up.

:confused:

[Tadao]

you can't pm banned people.

[Esuohlim]

I gave womti like a million infraction points so he should be hell of banned.

I agree that it's the avatar that should disappear, so I have no idea why it didn't.

[executioneer]

the only thing i remember disappearing is the sig, maybe when an "admin" bans someone their avatar goes too? or maybe you have to ban from the mod panel instead of just via infractions?

edit: yeah i banned him from the mod panel too and still the avatar, so that's not it

[Seven Force]

ban this avatar http://i-mockery.com/forum/image.php?u=6202&dateline=1267483704

[Dimnos]

Yeah Im already not liking it as much as I thought I would. :lol

[Pentegarn]

It is less unsettling than the 2 legged cat though :lol

[Dimnos]

It had the two legged cat in it too.

[Terra]

I kinda miss the two legged cat now.

[Dimnos]

Well son of a bitch... :(

[Zhukov]

I seem to remember seeing smiling Stalin before (no, not in my dreams) around these forums.

[All Done]

Re: All Moderayturs



I, Womti, aka Sherlock Homeless, Officially surrender my requested ban.
:x:x:x:x






PRAISE ALL LORD HOLY GOD HALLELUJAH





:gigh

[All Done]

FUCKIN BOO RAH BOO RAH

[All Done]

:pagebrak

My dog died.


dude, my dog died too. :( :(

[All Done]

so, I now have a recurring photo of me that is now on numerous dating sites
































under my profiles

[All Done]

http://io9.com/5175569/christopher-lloyd-in-willy-wonka-and-the-chocolate-factory-of-death
:lol

[Colonel Flagg]

:bestthread

EDIT: whoever banned womti again gets my vote for moderator of the year!

[Seven Force]

It's been a year, but we never forgot

[Pentegarn]

I didn't realize I posted as much as I did in this thread

[kahljorn]

:lol why did womti get banned again?

[Pentegarn]

He asked to be banned when Milpool dumped all his posts into this thread