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Chojin
Dec 23rd, 2009, 12:55 AM
http://www.geekologie.com/2009/12/boy_gets_revenge_on_sister_via.php

oh man, lol'd hard

i love how she has a DEADLINE

executioneer
Dec 23rd, 2009, 01:01 AM
what kind of parent grounds a kid and DOESNT take away their internet privileges

Fathom Zero
Dec 23rd, 2009, 01:14 AM
"I <3 Facebook like you <3 cock"

:lol This kid is awesome.

captain516
Dec 23rd, 2009, 01:15 AM
I :lovefacebook like you :love cock
:lol
They probably didn't take away his Internet privleges 'cause that's how he does homework, idk

Sam
Dec 23rd, 2009, 01:25 AM
:lol that shit is hilarious

I was waiting for that Brian kid to comment and say "uh I just got a haircut"

MattJack
Dec 23rd, 2009, 01:42 AM
:lol

WOW!

"what are you gonna do? tell mom and dad that I uploaded your dick sucking list to facebook? go ahead."

:lol :lol :lol

I also <3 that some dumb bit*h is trying to defend her by telling Chris that it's his own fault that he had the 12 pack. She completely forgets that his whore sister was the one who brought it to their attention.

elx
Dec 23rd, 2009, 03:31 AM
uhh, it IS his own fault, that kid should be curbstomped.

kahljorn
Dec 23rd, 2009, 03:46 AM
:lol
i like how girls think its horrible that he posted her dick hunting catalog but its fine that she tattled on him for having beer

elx
Dec 23rd, 2009, 03:56 AM
i think it's stupid that she made the list, but she doesn't deserve this because of it. how is she any worse than any of the girls these days? just because she wrote something down privately, hid it in her bedroom instead of keeping her thoughts in her head, she's a horrible person? no dice. that kid shouldn't be drinking, what a fucking dumb fuck, he deserved to lose his fucking beer and now he's crying because he's grounded (WITH INTERNET!) fuck the dumb fuck that supplied him with it in the first place, and fuck those parents for being fucking awful. maybe if they knew how to ground children they'd have turned out a bit better. and fuck you guys for disagreeing.

Babs
Dec 23rd, 2009, 04:03 AM
Maybe the whore should of thought twice about snitching on her brother over 12 measly beers.

kahljorn
Dec 23rd, 2009, 05:21 AM
that kid "shouldn't" be drinking just like his sister "shouldn't" be giving people handjobs.
again its interesting how you can't see that :O

elx
Dec 23rd, 2009, 05:46 AM
Maybe the whore should of thought twice about snitching on her brother over 12 measly beers.
maybe the dumbass should have thought twice about having those 12 beers.

and yeah, they're both awful kids, the difference is, she is justified in her actions whereas he is not in his.

kahljorn
Dec 23rd, 2009, 06:06 AM
*shrug* i think we have different parenting styles.

Shrubfest
Dec 23rd, 2009, 06:19 AM
YES. Hilarity! I now want a male child.

I am so glad I'm an only child.

Darryl
Dec 23rd, 2009, 06:25 AM
Elx, I would be happy to know up front that she is more likely to have an STD.

Hmm, buzzed for a few hours vs an STD -- WHICH IS WORSE >:

Babs
Dec 23rd, 2009, 07:09 AM
maybe the dumbass should have thought twice about having those 12 beers.

and yeah, they're both awful kids, the difference is, she is justified in her actions whereas he is not in his.

What the hell? There is no possible way you believe in the shit you are stating.

What the fuck is the matter with you? Were you touched?

Zhukov
Dec 23rd, 2009, 07:45 AM
They both seem to be pretty young. Certainly the sister is. What with making a list in the first place (probably not even true, just a way to make her desires seem more real) and drawing god damn hearts all over the place, she doesn't sound older than 14. "V card"? "Titty bang"? It's pretty horrible, actually.

Brothers and sisters doing anything and everything to screw each other over is pretty common. Hiding beer is something I would be angry about if I was the parent, but I can certainly understand why he wanted revenge. It's childish, they are children.

Also, how is grounding an effective punishment nowadays? Take away the internet and their mobile phone, as well as any money you horrible parents are probably giving them. They were only going to stay inside on the internet anyway.

As far as the girl being a horrible person... she probably is. Not because of telling on her brother (pfft, see above: childish/children) but because most young people are. How many males here didn't fantasise about girls in their class and want to do EVERYTHING? The girl was silly enough to write it down, that's all.

Kitsa
Dec 23rd, 2009, 08:25 AM
I agree that it was a stupid move to write it down, especially in such explicit detail...and naming names, for crying out loud. If you write something like that, you're pretty much asking for it.

Dumb early-teenage horniness or beer-squirreling is one thing, but that list was bound to be discovered sooner or later.

Chojin
Dec 23rd, 2009, 08:44 AM
The argument elx made has already been put to bed by the commentors on the link, but it basically boils down to the fact that setting a DEADLINE to molest 10 guys is probably more unhealthy than a 12-pack of beer. And the guys might want to know about it. And letting them know about it does everyone involved a world of good because it stops any STD problems before they start.

Show us your list elx!

*btw, I've noticed that the girls here and on geekologie aren't ever like "wow, what an awful person", they're all like "man, stupid of you to write that down". Does that mean this is actually typical female thinking? I am now far more terrified of your species than I ever was before.

Kitsa
Dec 23rd, 2009, 08:48 AM
I want to know what it says under 'December Winner'. I can't quite make it out.

Colonel Flagg
Dec 23rd, 2009, 09:09 AM
Yeah, I was wondering the same thing myself. :confused

From the vantage of the soon-to-be-pentagenarian, all I can say is --

Chris is a douchebag.

Katie is a douchebaguette.

That is all.

elx
Dec 23rd, 2009, 09:40 AM
... why even consider which was worse between alcohol or being a tramp? does that matter? i think they are both equally bad, what i'm saying is his action (searching through her room - posting her stuff) was worse than hers (tattling on him to their parents) and not justified at all.

Chojin
Dec 23rd, 2009, 09:41 AM
She searched his room to find the beer...

idk, they both basically did the same thing, only the guy upped the ante to 11 and the chick was actually doing something reprehensible. and started it.

Also, having beer is just as bad as setting a deadline to fuck 10 guys? Really? Really?
I know which I'd rather have my kid do.

elx
Dec 23rd, 2009, 09:44 AM
and you've come to that conclusion based on the following specific reason:


edit: i mean, it doesn't say that she searched his room at all in the article and it doesn't imply it either. you will never know the full story with things like this so all you can do is take the information you have available to you and base your conclusion off of that. making assumptions is silly.

Darryl
Dec 23rd, 2009, 09:53 AM
Also, having beer is just as bad as setting a deadline to fuck 10 guys? Really? Really?
I know which I'd rather have my kid do.


It's important to set goals for your life. :(

Chojin
Dec 23rd, 2009, 09:53 AM
Well, if she didn't find it by snooping around, she's kinda even more of a heinous bitch for being told about it in confidence and then blabbing to their parents about it

not that underage drinking and underage sociopathic adultery are even in the same ballpark as heinous shit goes

Colonel Flagg
Dec 23rd, 2009, 10:20 AM
Beer, on your own, in your room affects no one, except yourself. Writing about having sex with a number of HAWT GUYZ with a "Deadline" and a "DECEMBER WINNER" is just that - writing. If I find out about either one, I'll be worried, and want to talk to both kids about stuff. Period.

It's not a question of which is worse. The problem here is that the kids took the law into their own hands. IMO both kids are in the wrong and that needs to be addressed by the parents.

stevetothepast
Dec 23rd, 2009, 10:36 AM
that was funny as fuck.

If I found a dozen beer in my kids closet and he was 15+ I'd just take half of em for myself.

then he/she would realize the consequences of bringing booze into the house.

Tadao
Dec 23rd, 2009, 12:57 PM
I had to google v card :(

Colonel Flagg
Dec 23rd, 2009, 01:11 PM
Geez, I was wondering why she wanted to give him her electronic business card. :tear

stevetothepast
Dec 23rd, 2009, 01:36 PM
I had to google v card :(

old age is a bitch huh?

Chojin
Dec 23rd, 2009, 01:49 PM
Writing about having sex with a number of HAWT GUYZ with a "Deadline" and a "DECEMBER WINNER" is just that - writing. If I find out about either one, I'll be worried, and want to talk to both kids about stuff. Period.

wat. Are you missing that fact the girl was already a third of the way through the list, marking dates on the left side? It isn't just fantasy or something.

It's not a question of which is worse. The problem here is that the kids took the law into their own hands.

Ironically, the girl didn't do anything illegal.

Dr. Boogie
Dec 23rd, 2009, 02:06 PM
Next on MTV: Vigilante Kids.

Guitar Woman
Dec 23rd, 2009, 02:42 PM
Well, if she didn't find it by snooping around, she's kinda even more of a heinous bitch for being told about it in confidence and then blabbing to their parents about it
Yeah really

I can't count the number of times I've trusted people about rule-breaking, only to have them stab me in the back later. For the sake of what, being a douchebag? Why don't you piss on me, too?

This kid is 100% justified, I can't even believe he found something so great to get back at her with.

MyHat
Dec 23rd, 2009, 02:46 PM
"I <3 Facebook like you <3 cock"

:lol This kid is awesome.

Was thinking the same thing, haha :lol

Fathom Zero
Dec 23rd, 2009, 03:27 PM
how is she any worse than any of the girls these days?

Most girls I know don't have dick-sucking lists. Most I know would have shown it to me by now. You say the kid shouldn't be drinking, I say she shouldn't be filling herself with so much cock.

:eek YOU MUST'VE HAD ONE OF THOSE LISTS! Can we see it? I mean, we're total strangers.

I had to google v card

Don't worry, I did too and I'm in that age bracket. Or I may be a clueless fuck.

LordSappington
Dec 23rd, 2009, 03:47 PM
Okay, so from my understanding on the article, as far as we know, she told on him for the beer just to be a bitch. As people do. Now, you REALLY can't expect to get someone grounded for a quarter of a year, and NOT expect them to find revenge somehow, can you?
Besides, for all you know, he could have just saved her from a teenage pregnancy.

Fathom Zero
Dec 23rd, 2009, 03:56 PM
I was grounded for a year when I was in the fifth grade. I can't even remember what I did.


I only remember that, when you've been alive for a little over 10 years, a year of grounding is an eternity.

executioneer
Dec 23rd, 2009, 04:21 PM
hopefully he gave the original to his parents, too, or found a way to have them find it. probably wouldn't want to send them a link to the fb post though

stevetothepast
Dec 23rd, 2009, 04:32 PM
nice hat willie

executioneer
Dec 23rd, 2009, 04:47 PM
o t/y

elx
Dec 23rd, 2009, 06:57 PM
Okay, so from my understanding on the article, as far as we know, she told on him for the beer just to be a bitch.
that is NOT as far as we know, at all.

kahljorn
Dec 23rd, 2009, 07:03 PM
I like how everybody is now convinced that elx has a dick hunting list, BECAUSE THATS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT :O

Fathom Zero
Dec 23rd, 2009, 07:05 PM
It was my first thought, too, buddy. >: I don't read half of what you say, anyway. :lol

kahljorn
Dec 23rd, 2009, 07:08 PM
that is NOT as far as we know, at all.

whatever dr doogie howser md :rolleyes

kahljorn
Dec 23rd, 2009, 07:09 PM
It was my first thought, too, buddy. >: I don't read half of what you say, anyway. :lolTHAT SEEMS A LITTLE UNCALLED FOR

and im not your buddy, pal :rolleyes

Zomboid
Dec 23rd, 2009, 07:23 PM
Holy shit, elx. I'm actually kind of amazed at you right now.

That kid is a fucking diabolical bastard, and I love it. Very well played, kid.

kahljorn
Dec 23rd, 2009, 07:28 PM
how is she any worse than any of the girls these days?ARENT YOU (SUPPOSEDLY) ONE OF THE GIRLS THESE DAYS?

WHAT DOES YOUR LOGIC TELL YOU NOW DOOGIE HOWSER
(MD)

Nick
Dec 23rd, 2009, 07:34 PM
I'd rather have my kid sucking beers than sucking cocks.

stevetothepast
Dec 23rd, 2009, 07:56 PM
hey nick thats my new sig in about oh 10 seconds.

captain516
Dec 23rd, 2009, 08:23 PM
Elx, I would also like to see your list:lol

Pentegarn
Dec 24th, 2009, 01:28 AM
I think we all want to see this list.

Or maybe, based on her hostile reaction here, we already have! Hey-oh! /rimshot

PS: I know Elx was not that girl, I am just stirring the pot because I am bored

Also, Katie is a douchebaguette.

Made me laugh

Zhukov
Dec 24th, 2009, 05:37 AM
I think I would be a good parent, but I really, really don't want to put it to the test right now.

HickMan
Dec 24th, 2009, 06:32 AM
the bitch deserves it! I would be so ashamed if that was my daughter...but I might have to hifive my son on the side after all the dust settled.

King Hadas
Dec 24th, 2009, 08:10 AM
She's making a list

she's checking it twice

to see which hotties have dicks of great size

oh, Katie's cunt is cumming in your mouth.

King Hadas
Dec 24th, 2009, 08:15 AM
She knows when you are sleeping

since she knows when she drugged your drink

so she knows that you are helpless

so skeet skeet with your dink

Colonel Flagg
Dec 24th, 2009, 08:20 AM
wat. Are you missing that fact the girl was already a third of the way through the list, marking dates on the left side? It isn't just fantasy or something.


Maybe. Dates are just dates - I'd give her a chance to explain first. I did miss this, though; it does make it more realistic that she was doing more than just thinking about stuff ...

Ironically, the girl didn't do anything illegal.

Maybe not against the US Legal code, but in the law of MY HOUSEHOLD she would be guilty! >:

Colonel Flagg
Dec 24th, 2009, 08:21 AM
She's making a list

she's checking it twice

to see which hotties have dicks of great size

oh, Katie's cunt is cumming in your mouth.

:lol2

Colonel Flagg
Dec 24th, 2009, 08:23 AM
the bitch deserves it! I would be so ashamed if that was my daughter...but I might have to hifive my son on the side after all the dust settled.

I'm ashamed that I was thinking the same thing. :eek

Kitsa
Dec 24th, 2009, 10:46 AM
A dumb, slutty daughter has more at stake than a dumb, drunken son, for the most part. If he can keep his ass out from behind the wheel, he's not looking at an entirely altered future the same way she might be.

I saw the facebook pages of the alleged brother and sister, and neither looks asian or young enough to have really been involved in this.

The Leader
Dec 24th, 2009, 10:50 AM
I think that elx needs to have a few beers and loosen up.

10,000 Volt Ghost
Dec 24th, 2009, 11:17 AM
Isn't this the same thing as a girl having a diary? The only difference is that she only had one piece of paper.

Pentegarn
Dec 24th, 2009, 11:57 AM
So it was a very short diary

Pentegarn
Dec 24th, 2009, 12:18 PM
Oh and these kids will grow up to be the opposite of well adjusted adults I wager

Fathom Zero
Dec 24th, 2009, 12:44 PM
:lol Sorry; I can't get over this. She's a typical girl and I find shit like this hilarious.

Sacks
Dec 24th, 2009, 03:00 PM
I wonder how elx would have felt had the genders been reversed.

10,000 Volt Ghost
Dec 24th, 2009, 04:11 PM
ARENT YOU (SUPPOSEDLY) ONE OF THE GIRLS THESE DAYS?

WHAT DOES YOUR LOGIC TELL YOU NOW DOOGIE HOWSER
(MD)


I looked through the members list and I think we're up to 9 doctors here with no degree.

Colonel Flagg
Dec 24th, 2009, 05:09 PM
I looked through the members list and I think we're up to 9 doctors here with no degree.

I am a doctor, with the sheepskin to prove it. However, I admit I've never been in the military. :(

Kitsa
Dec 24th, 2009, 05:23 PM
I'm pretty above-board about being a medschool dropout. I have postgraduate certificates in medicine but that's not the same thing and I do fuck-all now, mostly art.

Colonel Flagg
Dec 24th, 2009, 05:46 PM
wat. Are you missing that fact the girl was already a third of the way through the list, marking dates on the left side? It isn't just fantasy or something.

I reread the initial post, for comprehension this time. Eric is right, she's 3 down, with one "NVM". (apparently didn't meet her "standards") In this day and age, this is not just disturbing, it's downright frightening. If the parents ground the son for 3 months, they'll keep her under lock and key until they both pass away. Shoving her 3 squares through a slot in her bedroom door.

i think it's stupid that she made the list, but she doesn't deserve this because of it. how is she any worse than any of the girls these days? just because she wrote something down privately, hid it in her bedroom instead of keeping her thoughts in her head, she's a horrible person?

elx, you don't seem to understand the gravitas surrounding this kind of behavior. Probably why so many here want to see your list. :(

elx
Dec 24th, 2009, 05:55 PM
chill out d00ds. for me, it wasn't about which was worse between being a skank and being an underage alcoholic; it was their actions that followed that should be judged.

i believe she did the right thing by telling her parents about the alcohol, i'm not considering what her intentions were because i don't know. maybe she was doing it to be a bitch, he still got what he deserved. on the flip side, his intentions were very clear, he was pissed off about being grounded, (he had no right to be) and was trying to harm his sister, embarrass her, blackmail her and look what happened -- she's an underage girl who has just had her personal life shoved out onto the internet where it will exist forever for everyone including those who are most close to her to laugh at. this will be thrown back into her face over and over again and used against her for the rest of her life. while his "punishment" is over in 3 months. he should have taken it to their parents, what he did was not justified at all. i don't understand why the majority of you guys can't understand that..

Kitsa
Dec 24th, 2009, 06:01 PM
ditto gravitas.

Chojin
Dec 24th, 2009, 08:08 PM
By your own bizarre logic, elx, she deserved it by virtue of being in the wrong, and is therefore unable to complain about the consequences.

I also don't see what's so tragic about people using this against her for the rest of her life. She's the one who did it in the first place.

SHOULD WE HAVE GIVEN STALIN A SECOND CHANCE TOO

BECAUSE SHE IS THE STALIN OF UNSUCKED COCKS

Nick
Dec 24th, 2009, 08:53 PM
She deposes of them in order to advance through ranks of government?

Fathom Zero
Dec 24th, 2009, 08:58 PM
this will be thrown back into her face over and over again and used against her for the rest of her life. while his "punishment" is over in 3 months.

If he's that young and busted for a six-pack, I think he's gonna have problems later in life, too. They both sound like little assholes.

Chojin
Dec 24th, 2009, 09:38 PM
If he's that young and busted for a six-pack, I think he's gonna have problems later in life, too. They both sound like little assholes.

you must have had the most boring school life ever

Fathom Zero
Dec 24th, 2009, 09:42 PM
I did. I didn't start drinking 'til recently and I'm done.

Colonel Flagg
Dec 24th, 2009, 10:16 PM
[...] for me, it wasn't about which was worse between being a skank and being an underage alcoholic; it was their actions that followed that should be judged. [...] she's an underage girl who has just had her personal life shoved out onto the internet where it will exist forever for everyone including those who are most close to her to laugh at.

I don't know about that. To me, she's an underage girl who has put at least three people (as far as we know) at risk for chlamydia, gonorrhea, herpes and HIV, not to mention all the other STD's that I have trouble spelling. If I were on her "to do" list, I'd be very angry, and not laughing at all.

If you can't take this seriously, then you shouldn't be having sex. QED.

:i-serious

Pentegarn
Dec 24th, 2009, 11:13 PM
I think to make up for all this to each other, the girl should get drunk and the guy should bang 10 girls

Then everything will be even right?

LordSappington
Dec 24th, 2009, 11:25 PM
Forget about whether or not either of them deserved it. Just think: If your sister ratted you out, you would probably be pissed, too; adequately pissed to find something incredibly embarrassing of hers and post it.

King Hadas
Dec 24th, 2009, 11:35 PM
I assume listing dudes with v cards means she's cherry hunting. If that list is just make believe then I really do feel sorry for this girl. If it's not than she seems like a predator, not a very smart one but still. The way that list is written though, seems like it was meant to be seen by someone, maybe by a whole gang of someones with their own deadlines to meet. I guess the sexual revolution really did happen. Won't be long now before women realize they're men and men realize they're women.

"The sick, irrational men, those who attempt to defend themselves against their disgustingness, when they see SCUM barrelling down on them, will cling in terror to Big Mama with her Big Bouncy Boobies, but Boobies won't protect them against SCUM; Big Mama will be clinging to Big Daddy, who will be in the corner shitting in his forceful, dynamic pants. Men who are rational, however, won't kick or struggle or raise a distressing fuss, but will just sit back, relax, enjoy the show and ride the waves to their demise."

Sacks
Dec 24th, 2009, 11:51 PM
I assume listing dudes with v cards means she's cherry hunting. If that list is just make believe then I really do feel sorry for this girl. If it's not than she seems like a predator, not a very smart one but still. The way that list is written though, seems like it was meant to be seen by someone, maybe by a whole gang of someones with their own deadlines to meet. I guess the sexual revolution really did happen. Won't be long now before women realize they're men and men realize they're women.


I'm pretty sure those are the boys she's considering losing her virginity to.

King Hadas
Dec 25th, 2009, 12:09 AM
That's beautiful.

elx
Dec 25th, 2009, 12:20 AM
I don't know about that. To me, she's an underage girl who has put at least three people (as far as we know) at risk for chlamydia, gonorrhea, herpes and HIV, not to mention all the other STD's that I have trouble spelling. If I were on her "to do" list, I'd be very angry, and not laughing at all.

If you can't take this seriously, then you shouldn't be having sex. QED.

:i-serious
despite what you've all assumed, i am nothing like this girl, i don't even know what half that stuff she wrote down meant. i've also never had a sip of alcohol and have zero desire to ever try it.

i believe she deserved to have her behavior addressed and dealt with and also needed a more extreme punishment, but that should have been done through their parents and NOT through humiliation and blackmail via strangers and other teenagers on the internet.

10,000 Volt Ghost
Dec 25th, 2009, 08:09 AM
I think to make up for all this to each other, the girl should get drunk and the guy should bang 10 girls

Then everything will be even right?

:lol

:AIRHORN

10,000 Volt Ghost
Dec 25th, 2009, 08:15 AM
I had to look up what V card was on urban dictionary. Which led to to "V for Vendetta fisting". Which led to "the V of Doom": http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=V%20of%20Doom (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=V%20of%20Doom) The V of Doom is where I really lol'ed out loud.

Kitsa
Dec 25th, 2009, 10:39 AM
I didn't know what v-card meant either. I thought it was incongruously sweet of her to list the guys who'd be getting a Valentine's Day card.

10,000 Volt Ghost
Dec 25th, 2009, 01:41 PM
I was thinking vagina stamp card at first.

Fathom Zero
Dec 25th, 2009, 04:50 PM
Six and she gets a free sandwich.

Kitsa
Dec 25th, 2009, 05:06 PM
I had a burrito card that had one stamp to go and one of the damn cats puked on it :(

FUCKER OWES ME A BURRITO

Sacks
Dec 25th, 2009, 05:45 PM
You cleaned a strangers shit off the walls and ceiling of your bathroom but you couldn't scrape some vomit off a card for a burrito?

Kitsa
Dec 25th, 2009, 05:54 PM
I was worried about what the people at the burrito place would think of me handing over a nasty-ass vomit-encrusted card :(

It was stained orange from the food coloring in the catfood.

Colonel Flagg
Dec 26th, 2009, 04:42 PM
Tell them it was spaghetti sauce. :)

10,000 Volt Ghost
Dec 26th, 2009, 05:02 PM
I was worried about what the people at the burrito place would think of me handing over a nasty-ass vomit-encrusted card :(

It was stained orange from the food coloring in the catfood.

I would be thinking this lady is gettin a free burrita.

Babs
Dec 26th, 2009, 05:08 PM
I had to look up what V card was on urban dictionary. Which led to to "V for Vendetta fisting". Which led to "the V of Doom": http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=V%20of%20Doom The V of Doom is where I really lol'ed out loud.

http://www.closinglogos.com/page/Viacom

More info than you need to know about the V of Death

10,000 Volt Ghost
Dec 26th, 2009, 05:25 PM
:( Blocked by work. I'll check it when I get home.

edit: That brings me back. I used to work at Blockbuster and that's when I realized Viacom owned the world. They remind me a ConGlom-O "We own you."

Rez
Dec 27th, 2009, 07:31 PM
i dont think making a catalogue, private or otherwise, of who you'd fuck is especially weird for high schoolers. etc etc double-standards blah blah. if you wanna fuck a lotta dudes then just stay safe i guess.

i mean is screwing a lot suddenly not a fun thing to do

with that said: writing this list down and having it end up on facebook is pretty fucking funny

Dimnos
Dec 28th, 2009, 01:54 PM
OMG how did I miss this? :lol

I personally dont have any brothers or sisters that I grew up with but I know that if you do and you actually write out a list like this your only opening yourself up for this very thing. Much like having a 12 pack in your room and NOT drinking it before your parents find it. :rolleyes Who the fuck holds onto a 12 pack? I dont know about you guys but if I buy it Im drinking it.

LordSappington
Dec 28th, 2009, 03:24 PM
Maybe he was hording it for a get-together with a couple friends? That'd make sense to me. Or, he might of been doing what I've done, and sold them for three bucks a pop.

10,000 Volt Ghost
Dec 28th, 2009, 03:42 PM
If the brother was smart he should have approached each one individually with a price for what his sister wanted to do with that person. That's free money for him which could then buy more beer not to drink.

Zomboid
Dec 28th, 2009, 06:15 PM
Pimping out his own sister really does sound like the most logical move. Personally, I wanna see what this girl looks like. If she's a troll, I'd like to know how she planned to seduce all of those guys.

Tadao
Dec 28th, 2009, 06:25 PM
she opened her hole, most of those uys probably wanted it to stay secret.

Zomboid
Dec 28th, 2009, 06:37 PM
But at least one of them only ate her out, I thought. I'm thoroughly disgusted by the idea of eating out gross chicks :(

And that guy probably feels just great now that he knows she's a slut :lol

Tadao
Dec 28th, 2009, 07:15 PM
:lol

Ant10708
Dec 28th, 2009, 07:18 PM
I don't know about that. To me, she's an underage girl who has put at least three people (as far as we know) at risk for chlamydia, gonorrhea, herpes and HIV, not to mention all the other STD's that I have trouble spelling. If I were on her "to do" list, I'd be very angry, and not laughing at all.

If you can't take this seriously, then you shouldn't be having sex. QED.

:i-serious The girl is def a whore but it is beyond sexist to say she personally put three people at risk for STDs. What the guys didn't know the dangers of unprotected sex? She forced them to have sex with her STD infected cunt? If a guy assumes he is the first sexual partner with a girl and then has unprotected sex and catches a disease I'm pretty sure its his fault for being a naive dumbass. Everytime you sleep with a girl do you require her to disclose how many sexual partners she has had so you know weather or not theres a higher probility of her having an STD? No, most people just use a condom.

The male kid is also a douchebag. As much as I would hate to be this girls father, how can you not admit that the boys revenge is not in anyway shape or form equal to the act of ratting someone out. Her dick sucking is by far worse then his beer drinking but I have to feel some sympathy for someone who had their personal property stolen by a relative and posted on the intenet.

Sacks
Dec 28th, 2009, 07:26 PM
You expect these boys to wear condoms while getting blowjobs?

Ant10708
Dec 28th, 2009, 07:34 PM
No I do not, I was more referring to actual sexual intercourse when talking about condoms. I appreciate you distracting from the point I was making that the spread of STDs is not the sole fault of some whore doing the sex acts but it is the fault of both partners. In terms of blowjobs, thats the risk involved with the enjoyment I guess. No condom means there is risk for disease and thats the facts of life so if you can't handle the fact the mouth your sticking your dick in might be dirtier then you know then you really shouldnt be sticking your dick in there. Its not the bitches fault that you want to stick your dick inside her dirty mouth. If you get a blowjob and assume your the first dick to enter that girls mouth then you are a naive dumbass. Even if the girl never did suck a cock or have sex, she could easily still have an STD that she got trasmitted to her from birth. I expect these boys to know the dangers of sexual activity and then if they choose to take part in it, I expect them not to blame the bitch they barely know who sucked their cock for the burning sensation in their cocks when they pee

obviously if you knew for sure you had an STD then its your fault for spreading it and not disclosing info but people are sexually active with strangers everyday and they def dont get tested for disease nearly as often.

GET YOUR DICK SUCKED AT YOUR OWN RISK

Colonel Flagg
Dec 31st, 2009, 02:57 PM
Who the fuck holds onto a 12 pack? I dont know about you guys but if I buy it Im drinking it.

Maybe it was a full case, and there were only 12 beers left. :|

The girl is def a whore but it is beyond sexist to say she personally put three people at risk for STDs. What the guys didn't know the dangers of unprotected sex? She forced them to have sex with her STD infected cunt?

You do have a point; however, according to her "log" she had certain knowledge that she "did it" with three guys, but there's no conclusive proof that they were "doing it" with other girls, or that they knew they were getting sloppy seconds (or thirds). In absence of this evidence, I still submit this is risky behavior, and more importantly puts others at risk. That's not sexist, that's just factual.

It is quite likely, however, that the guys are just as much "man-ho's" as the girl, and perhaps even moreso. This said, it makes her behavior that much more worrisome, as she could be getting the "second-generation" STD's from the guys.

Bottom line - there's a lot wrong with this situation, and the least of it is the beer.

I have four kids, and frankly stories like this scare the bejeezus out of me.

Tadao
Dec 31st, 2009, 03:10 PM
they could be using protection

Colonel Flagg
Dec 31st, 2009, 03:23 PM
Phew. That makes me feel sooooo much better.

Sam
Dec 31st, 2009, 03:48 PM
DENTAL DAM, DOGS

Kitsa
Dec 31st, 2009, 05:25 PM
According to another thing written up about this, this is her facebook profile picture:

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/facebookgirl.jpg

And this is his:

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/facebookguy.jpg


I'm not really sure where "asian parents" are supposed to fit into all this, but their supposed facebook pages give their graduation years as '07 (him) and '09 (her), so this still seems a tad weird to me.

10,000 Volt Ghost
Dec 31st, 2009, 07:46 PM
According to another thing written up about this, this is her facebook profile picture:

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/facebookgirl.jpg

And this is his:






PICTURE ANALYSIS.

SHE IS HERSELF. HER BROTHER REPRESENTS THE CHAIN LINK FENCE.
THE BRIDGE IS A BUNCH OF CACKS.

Chojin
Dec 31st, 2009, 08:33 PM
kit - the facebook links provided by the guy in the comments aren't correct. they're just people who have the same first names and are related

Kitsa
Dec 31st, 2009, 09:10 PM
That would make way more sense.

kahljorn
Jan 9th, 2010, 09:19 PM
:lol
yea this story would be a lot funnier though if he was 20 and still living at home and about to turn 21 but getting grounded 3 months until his birthday for having beer in his closet

Supafly345
Jan 9th, 2010, 11:35 PM
and being a white kid adopted into an asian family

ZeldaQueen
Jan 10th, 2010, 05:54 PM
You know, it seems to me like it would have been a more appropriate retribution if the brother had given the list directly to the parents. His sister didn't post picture of him pickled on Facebook, she told their folks. Plus, it also seems like it would be the fastest way to get her in trouble. Would there be any guarantee that their parents would see the list if it were only put online?

We sort of had a male example at my high school, when a bunch of dudes got together a list of the "Top 100 Hottest Girls", with comments on various...aspects of them. A bunch of them were suspended after their list was found and reported. And my first thought was "We duh they were caught, you put together something like that and it really seems to be tempting fate".

So I guess the moral of the story is to keep your fantasies in your head, unless you're being paid to write 'em.

The Leader
Jan 10th, 2010, 05:56 PM
His sister didn't post picture of him pickled on Facebook
:lol

Sam
Jan 11th, 2010, 10:00 PM
STOP SNITCHIN'

Colonel Flagg
Jan 11th, 2010, 10:12 PM
Spoken like a true gangsta.

Ninjavenom
Jan 20th, 2010, 01:22 AM
The entire idea behind this thread gives me an erection, just for the record. I would like this noted in the minutes if at all possible, please.

Skulhedface
Jan 21st, 2010, 11:27 AM
Why an erection? Was your name one of the ones on the list, Ninjavenom?

Also, is it just me or does it seem like you haven't posted in quite some time?