THE MIGHTY I-MOCKERY CHRISTMAS BATTLE

[Microshock]

What does that have to do with you shipping the package out late? :confused:

I didn't mean to pick on you. I just found it funny that you were the one being impatient. :)
Zhukov just received the package on the 23rd. I understand you're anxious, but give him a little more time.

I mean, it's not like you've been waiting for 2 weeks for him to post pictures, like Captain516 had to. Right?

Yeah, because it's not like anyone sent out their package 3 weeks past the due date.

Seriously, Babality claimed that her not getting a 20 dollar present is worse then her mother dying? Wow, I don't know if thats a joke that went over my head but calm down guys.

Don't base your whole Christmas on this one event next time. You keep thinking that you're making me feel guilty by mentioning that I posted pictures 2 weeks late every other post, but you won't, I followed the deadline and thats that. I also promised to repost the pictures and I will, but when I want, not when you do.

Well, hope the rest of you had fun on christmas, i did

[BatmanJohnson]

Absolute worse Christmas ever. Worse than when my mom's friend died of cancer and her daughter came in to give her Christmas present just before she passed away.

Mom's friend, not his Mom. Also fairly certain pancakes is a dude.

[Microshock]

I'm not so sure

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

THE BADDDDDDEST DUDE

[Pentegarn]

Yeah, because it's not like anyone sent out their package 3 weeks past the due date.

Seriously, Babality claimed that her not getting a 20 dollar present is worse then her mother dying? Wow, I don't know if thats a joke that went over my head but calm down guys.

Don't base your whole Christmas on this one event next time. You keep thinking that you're making me feel guilty by mentioning that I posted pictures 2 weeks late every other post, but you won't, I followed the deadline and thats that. I also promised to repost the pictures and I will, but when I want, not when you do.

Well, hope the rest of you had fun on christmas, i did

I don't think anyone cares if you feel guilty or not at this point. From some of the posts I have seen I think they compare you to taxes, something annoying that they can't rid themselves of and that won't go away :lol

[dextire]

I see that you quoted me, Microshock. So I assume at least some of your reply was directed towards me. I'm sorry, but for the most part, I didn't understand a lick of it.

Yeah, because it's not like anyone sent out their package 3 weeks past the due date.

No one came close to shipping 3 weeks late. What are you talking about? :confused:

...You keep thinking that you're making me feel guilty by mentioning that I posted pictures 2 weeks late every other post, but you won't, I followed the deadline and thats that.

Are you still referring to me? I wasn't trying to make you feel guilty. Actually, I wasn't even talking about you. I was saying that Captain516 had to wait the longest from package received, to pictures posted.
I realize that you were the cause of that, but my post really had nothing to do with you.


Well, hope the rest of you had fun on christmas, i did
I'm glad you had a good Christmas. So did I. :)

[Zomboid]

I think we should bar Microshock from participating in any future secret santa events based solely on his shitty fucking attitude.

[BatmanJohnson]

I think we should bar Microshock from participating in any future secret santa events based solely on his shitty fucking attitude.

Agreed.

[Microshock]

Did Zomboid utter my name again? Tsk tsk little buddy, you'll learn one day

You keep thinking you have some power with your little circle of idiots on here. And keep on trying to get rid of me, it makes my day every time you think you "hurt" me.

[Zomboid]

Oh, to be a delusional 15 year old. What vivid colors you must see the world in.

[Microshock]

Better than being a delusional adult with a shitty car spending his days thinking of witty insults. Maybe if you didn't spend all day on here, you might be able to afford something with more value than a Tonka Truck

[Zomboid]

Uh... What? When have I ever mentioned a vehicle? What relevance would that have to this? Just how stupid are you?

Answers to all of these questions and more, coming up after the break.

[Pentegarn]

To be honest Microshock, you have been involved in all the drama in this years Secret Santa, I can see why they want you barred from future SS events because you have a lot of growing up to do.

[Microshock]

I don't create the drama, it's people that whine about me that do

[Nick]

Just for the record Zomboid spends his days thinking up witty insults while banging chicks in the back of his LIMO.

[Pentegarn]

I don't create the drama, it's people that whine about me that do

And it is your actions that lead people to this whining.

And even when they started it, you took the bait and escalated it, hence the drama. It isn't like they were wrong about what they called you out about. The fact that you referred to guilt in your replies says you at least acknowledge what they said has some merit. But a mature person would at that point have not responded, unless they felt deep down they were wrong. So you did technically follow the rules by waiting till the last possible moment to post your pictures. But sitting on your gift for so long was inconsiderate to captain. A mature person would have at least copped to that in a contrite manner. Or at the least, ignored being called out about it because they technically followed the rules, and defending their actions was unnecessary. But you had to justify what you did. Since you technically followed the rules, you did not have to take the bait. Yet you did, and the fact that you mentioned guilt means you knew what they were going for and furthermore had to in some very small degree felt some. In other words, their posts hit home.

To be perfectly frank, I don't know why you participated in this event. Offhand I would say it is because you just wanted more presents this year, because from your posts, I think you are all about you. Case in point, where you say things like this:

What the fuck are you half brained dipshits talking about? I don't want to post a story this year, because it seems no one is, so ill take some pictures and post 1 or 2 sentences about the movies he sent me.

I have a deadline to when I have to post the pictures, and it will be before then.

I know you all want to suck my dicks, just make a line and i'll address you appropriately, no skipping.

Yeah, that was what Christmas was intended to be when it started way back when :rolleyes

Or these two:

Oh my poor conscience, it can't take it, it just can't! How dare I not post the pictures as soon as I get the stuff!

*Sniff sniff* I'm hurting everyone in the community by not appealing to them, aww.

Poppers, sorry about your family emergency, and congratulations on posting the pictures as soon as possible.

Me on the other hand, did not have an emergency, and took some extra time to post pictures, poor me. I have let down the whole community here on I-mockery, the horror.

Also, if I really did single handedly stop all those people from joining the secret santa this year, then good, ill add it to my book of achievements.

These two show that you are all about you all the time, which is not what this was supposed to be about. It was supposed to be about putting together something fun for someone else. I had a ton of fun making a silly fake ransom note and was pretty thrilled with my idea for a gift for Ozzie. I also enjoyed having my GF take pictures of me with Zhukov's gifts. The gifts themselves, while enjoyably for their own sake, came in third to those two things, which was why I wanted to do this event. I would bet besides yourself, every other participant feels the same way about why they joined.

Somewhere inside you, there is a mature person waiting to get out (hence why you felt and acknowledge that guilt, despite your vehement denials to the contrary). Just listen to that little voice that told you to feel guilty once in awhile, it knows what it is talking about most of the time.

[Microshock]

You spent a lot of time doing detective work but seem to lack common sense.

I did not cause drama. As you see, I never started anything on here, the only thing I did was delay my pictures for 2 weeks because I have other stuff to do other than secret santa on i-mockery. And no I won't tell you what other stuff I had to do

Do I feel guilty for that? No. Did I understand that Captain was just like any other human being and wanted to see his presents being posted? Yes.

Maybe if people didn't attack me on here from the moment I said i was joining this event, I wouldn't have to be such an asshole this year, but alas thats what happened.

You haven't been here too long but all the previous events have been fine. I was going to have fun with the pictures and I did enjoy looking at all the other posts but apparently people like Zomboid have weekends of fun jerking off to the insults they post to me. I don't think anyone would be in a rush to post pictures when about 90 percent of the people on here make it their job to bash me at every turn.

Oh and I know that all the posts after mine will just be ones bashing me yet again. That's just my psychic skills in action ladies

[Pentegarn]

I am psychic too....

I knew that what I said wouldn't get through to you and you would try to make an insult as a reply. That or you are a tad predictable. Either/or

Though you denying that your actions did not lead to these bashing replies, and denying you did not escalate is a flat out lie

And I guess guilt is a human reaction, so my bad for expecting it of you

[Microshock]

Get thru to me? How can you get thru when you are wrong?

I have nothing to feel guilty for. It's a SS event on the internet, get over it.

And I didn't insult you

[Tadao]

I third the barring of Microshock.

[Pentegarn]

It is rather sad that he thinks I am wrong that he should grow up.

This is why I was not at all surprised to see how young you were Microshock, believe me it shined through in your posts.

Oh and if, as you say, it is no big deal and who cares, why are you participating?

I add my voice into banning you from next year's event, we may get some of the old school peeps back that way.

[BatmanJohnson]

So far Microshock is the only thing holding me back from participating next year. I've not really enjoyed his attitude this year.

[Microshock]

If you think the "old school" people left because of me, you really don't know what you're talking about.

You all claim I have a shitty attitude, but it's actually not me. As soon as I posted my pictures, Zomboid thinking he'd be funny to his little circle, immediately started bashing them. Instead of giving constructive criticism like hey, you should retake those pictures or resize them, let's just insult him.

Change your ways pals. I play nice when you play nice

[Pentegarn]

You've missed the point. While Zomboid may have made fun of your pics, it was your attitude that really soured things. I know at this point you won't change, in fact I no longer care that you refuse to change. You are free to act as you wish I suppose. But freedom of speech does not give freedom from consequence, and people will bash you when you say the things you do. In other words, you could as you put it, 'change your ways' as well.

Oh and I do know what I am talking about when it comes to more people will participate if you don't, we have people this year saying they won't do it next year if you are in it. We had people not participate because you did it this year, if you recall you even bragged about that fact earlier in this thread. So don't act like your attitude isn't detrimental to this event.

[Zomboid]

I'd like to point out that Microshock has indeed messed up in the past, as well. This attitude is nothing new and you'd hope that by the third(?) year he's participated, he'd have matured a little, but it's clear that he hasn't.

I mocked your pictures because you did a pretty terrible job. You took like two weeks to finally post them, despite being one of the first people to get your gifts, and you essentially said "fuck you" to everyone for wanting to see what Captain sent you. Despite what you think, kiddo, I don't really care about my popularity on a message board. I genuinely love Christmas and I like this event because it's a nice, festive way for people to have a bit of fun and get into the spirit of the holidays. You shit all over that with your immaturity. You're happy that you're causing people to not want to participate (check out my split infinitive!)? You really do need to grow up.

I hope that everyone else managed to have fun with this. Aside from Microshock's bullshit, I think it was a success. Thanks 10k for organizing, and thanks again, Willie, for the awesome gifts. Add me to the list of people who aren't participating if you do next year, you brat.

[Shrubfest]

I have never participated in this event, and doubt I ever will, but I like to read it. Even I think Microshock should go. This is pretty much the one thing on I-mock you DON'T want douchbaggery involved in, and this year was really good. Everyone was generous, and nice to each other, and christmas spirity. Except Microshock. What a surprise.

[Microshock]

Really Zomboid? Because you were the one bitching about me being in the event at the start of it and yet stayed in it anyway.

Consider me in next year if you're not.

[Zomboid]

I saw that enough people were joining in that I'd probably have fun and not be paired with you anyway, so I joined. I'm glad I did, too.

If my joining next year prevents you from participating, then I'll definitely do it. It'll be my Christmas gift to the forum.

[stevetothepast]

I'm drunk and I want to say simply this.

If microcock was to be banned I would not cry.

[Microshock]

I have no reason to be banned from the event or forum. I followed all the event rules.

Keep trying though, it's pretty funny.

[Nick]

I also find myself not wanting to take place in what is suppose to be a fun event with a sourpuss like Microshock either.

[The Leader]

You haven't been here too long but all the previous events have been fine.
:lol

[Pentegarn]

I have no reason to be banned from the event or forum. I followed all the event rules.

Keep trying though, it's pretty funny.

I agree, we should keep trying. In that vein, I propose next year we have 2 secret santa events. One that Microshock is in, and another one that he is not in. We all choose which one we want to join in, but you can only choose one. What does everyone think?

[Microshock]

Oh sniff sniff, I won't be able to exchange 20 dollar presents and witty remarks next year? Oh my world is ruined because I'm like retard Pancakes over there who has his whole Christmas depend on this.

Hey Pancakes, your friend's mother dying is more important than you not getting a 20 dollar present. You should be the one feeling guilty for saying that.

Believe me, i will be in every future SS event on here, even just to see all of you not join.

Oh and there would be ZERO drama if the 10 people who make up these forums simply didn't concentrate on every action i take. Next time have a rule that you should post pictures within a week of getting a package. And then put my name there as the cause of that rule.

[Pentegarn]

Or you could, you know, not be a dick so much

[BatmanJohnson]

I say an age cap of 19 and up.

[Microshock]

Or you could, you know, not be a dick so much

Now that would just be impossible

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

There should be a mage cap. You must know at least Fire II.

[Pentegarn]

There should be a page cap. 1100 or less. No longer than Atlas Shrugged.

[BatmanJohnson]

There should be a page cap. 1100 or less. No longer than Atlas Shrugged.

Agreed, Atlas Shrugged was way too long.

[stonewar]

I have no reason to be banned from the event or forum. I followed all the event rules.
if you get banned will you sue?
despite stated rules you can be banned very easily just because the moderators don't like you.

[Tadao]

It's really up to the SS event organizer if they want Microshit to participate or not. He can start his on SS if he wants to.

[Microshock]

Who is this Microshit? My name is Microshock

And no, the moderators haven't liked me for years, I doubt this changed anything

[stonewar]

I think I need to add Microshock doesn't need this. He probably still gets presents from Mom and Dad and Grandparents.

But most of us older participants don't get presents anymore. We get cash and baked goods. Which are nice and we thank sincerely whoever gave them to us but they aren't fun.

Opening a gift and getting something neat you weren't expecting is fun. Sharing that excitement with others is fun too. An unappreciative attention-seeking brat spoils that fun.

Ban him.

[Microshock]

Stonewar, i'm looking at your picture here on the forums and it really does look like you love those cookies A LOT.

[Tadao]

:rolleyes

[DonkeyRyan]

I agree with the age cap. It makes complete sense.

Microshock, I have to admit that I don't know you that well. From what I've seen so far, you seem to be very immature. Stop being a dick just for the sake of being a dick.

[BatmanJohnson]

I think I need to add Microshock doesn't need this. He probably still gets presents from Mom and Dad and Grandparents.

But most of us older participants don't get presents anymore. We get cash and baked goods. Which are nice and we thank sincerely whoever gave them to us but they aren't fun.

Opening a gift and getting something neat you weren't expecting is fun. Sharing that excitement with others is fun too. An unappreciative attention-seeking brat spoils that fun.

Ban him.

I agree. My family doesn't really do much along the line of gifts anymore. So I signed up so that I could get someone something nice, and hopefully get something nice. But Microcock being such a dick has really taken away from the point of the event.

[Pentegarn]

As I said, he needs to mature.

Most of us were in a hurry to post our pics (I was in distress that I had to wait 2 days for my GF to bring the camera). And while we were upset for Captain over the unnecessarily long wait Microshock was putting Captain through, what really pissed off everyone was the brazen 'fuck everyone that isn't me' attitude Microshock displayed. At least last year he displayed some contrition when he fucked over Protoclown, and even sent a make up box. That spec of maturity is absent this year however. How can you get older and less mature?

And please Microshock, don't give us the 'it's everyone else and not me' reply again. Nobody is taking your side in that regard, and everyone who has chimed in has agreed that your attitude sucks and that you are to blame.

Name one thing in the history of ever where one person was right and every single other person was wrong. There is no such thing because it does not exist.

[Tadao]

He's like the child raper in prison that wonders why everyone wants to beat the shit out of him.

[Microshock]

Do I give a shit what you all think? Obviously not.

I will continue to be in future events.

You guys are even lucky that I'm this kind to you. Yeah last year I sent Protoclown some shitty gifts and then sent him new ones.

And this year I took shitty photos and I'll take new ones.

I am really lol'ing right now at the naiveness of all of you, pretending that you're fucking angels while i'm the antichrist. Think straight

I've already said, treat me with some respect and you'll get the same amount back. Treat me like a dick and well, you see what you get.

[captain516]

Cheez man, you know that you're only digging yourself into a deeper hole? just apologize already.

[Microshock]

I have nothing to apologize for, it's you who needs to be. Obviously 99 percent of the people on here other than me are low lives who sit and obsess them over what are supposed to be fun games on Christmas and make it into a shit fest.

[Zomboid]

Spirit of Christmas indeed.

[Pentegarn]

Your reply was much like yourself Microshock; childish, predictable, arrogant, and totally lacking in imagination. You are now lashing out because you know you have no other recourse. Worse, you are losing your grip on reality in your responses. Your sentences aren't even coherent anymore. "Obviously 99 percent of the people on here other than me are low lives who sit and obsess them over what are supposed to be fun games on Christmas and make it into a shit fest."? Really? Well, that's almost a sentence I suppose. It has words in it anyway. If only they were in a coherent order, they have might have actually expressed a thought then.

[The Leader]

I have nothing to apologize for, it's you who needs to be. Obviously 99 percent of the people on here other than me are low lives who sit and obsess them over what are supposed to be fun games on Christmas and make it into a shit fest.
:lol

[Pentegarn]

I have nothing to apologize for, it's you who needs to be. Obviously 99 percent of the people on here other than me are low lives who sit and obsess them over what are supposed to be fun games on Christmas and make it into a shit fest.

:lol

It's hard not to laugh at that mess of a post. It's like he wasn't satisfied with being an asshole to all of us in that post, he wanted to be an asshole to the English language as well :lol

[Sam]

I have nothing to apologize for, it's you who needs to be. Obviously 99 percent of the people on here other than me are low lives who sit and obsess them over what are supposed to be fun games on Christmas and make it into a shit fest.

http://foreverloyal.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/gollum.jpg

[Pentegarn]

Stupid fat hobbit! He ruins it!

[stonewar]

Stonewar, i'm looking at your picture here on the forums and it really does look like you love those cookies A LOT.

Fat jokes! A comical genius!

[BatmanJohnson]

So will a majority vote get him barred from future Secret Santas? I keep waiting for something as simple as an apology for his behavior during this event. Instead he keeps saying more insulting things.

[Pentegarn]

He won't apologize, he is delusional, immature, and burdened with an unearned sense of entitlement.

[Microshock]

Outline everything I've done that I have to apologize for. Make it a nice legible lis

[Tadao]

Why? There is no point because you just ignored everything we've been telling you anyways. You are the worst kind of stupid.

[Pentegarn]

^^^

This

[Microshock]

Ah well then, I have no reason to apologize I see

[Pentegarn]

Besides, I already cataloged a ton of your douche-baggery and all you did was say:

You spent a lot of time doing detective work but seem to lack common sense.

Yet, you provided no proof that what I said had no common sense. You instead denied you were wrong (again, without evidence) so all that statement was was an insult (baseless accusations without evidence are viewed as insults you see)

[Microshock]

Is it in a doggy bag?

[Pentegarn]

^^^

See? Crap like that is what I mean by delusional and incoherent

[Microshock]

Crap needs to be in a doggy bag

[Sam]

That's what your mom brought you home from the hospital in. :lol

[Microshock]

Ahahahahaha, it's funny cause you said I come in a doggy bag!

[Pentegarn]

Crap needs to be in a doggy bag

And crap like that is what I mean by unimaginative.

Look, I get it, you have nothing to fire back at everyone, so you are resorting to non sequiturs. The problem is, they are supposed to be funny, not incoherent, immature, and unimaginative.

[Microshock]

You truly DO understand me. Move in with me, I'll supply a second Dualshock controller!

[Pentegarn]

Does your mommy know how you behave when you are using her computer?

I bet she wouldn't approve

[Babs]

YOU ARE WAY OUT OF FUCKING LINE

[kakumei]

wow. thanks to the holidays and my crazy work schedule, i didn't get to check this forum for several days. it is some kind of crazy shit show in here.

first off, i'm glad pancakes got his secret santa gift finally-- i'm excited for the photos. if he'd like to post photos of his real santa's gift too, then that'd also be awesome. i'm also still waiting on zhukov's photos-- i hope the presents were super sweet.

second, i'd like to wish everyone a happy new year. i hope you all did something fun and exciting, instead of working all night like i did. a champagne toast at midnight is only awesome if you're not in the middle of cleaning up and trying to get out of the kitchen.

third, thanks go out to dextire on keeping track of... well, everything. he definitely gave us all a run for the money by sending his gift (which was full of awesome) out so early. kudos.

fourth and last, i had a lot of fun with this secret santa event. thank you, 10k volt ghost for running it, and for my awesome presents! having read over the posts that i missed over the last few days, i'd have to agree with stonewar-- being an adult now, i don't get a lot of actual presents (as in, not money, or candy) these days, so it was really nice to get something totally silly and fun for christmas this year. and even if microshock participates next year, i think i'll join anyway if there are enough people. to be completely fair, he hasn't done anything to detract from my personal enjoyment of this event, so i have no real cause to hate him. on the official side, he did send out his secret santa gift (which contained no dollar store items at all, as far as i can tell) late, but so did a handful of other people-- even 10k volt ghost didn't send his stuff out until the 9th-- but it turned out fine, because if you followed the directions and sent it at least via priority mail, then your secret santa would still have plenty of time to post photos. on the subject of photos, microshock did post his pictures before the deadline passed while there were other people who could not/did not. granted, he did say he was going to do mini-reviews of the movies, and then didn't do them, but at least he posted the photos. also granted, the photos should have been resized and less blurry, but to be totally fair, it took me a while to figure out the settings when i first started using a digital camera a few years back. his attitude throughout has been rather off-putting, but reading the past posts, anyone can see that escalation was on both sides, and that our pickled patriarch rog asked that we not bitch and moan in the official event thread. i'm not religious at all, but christmas is still a time for giving, forgiving, and being with loved ones. i'm not exactly defending microshock, and i would not cry if he was banned from next year's event, but i don't think it's completely fair to relentlessly attack him. that's just my two cents. carry on!

[Tadao]

:rolleyes

[Microshock]

Thanks kakumei. It's not going to change what they think though, they're little adults who don't get presents *sniff sniff*

[Pentegarn]

^^^

Yeah, that isn't a deliberate provocation.

And "It's not going to change what they think though" is priceless.

Pot... meet kettle

[BatmanJohnson]

Thanks kakumei. It's not going to change what they think though, they're little adults who don't get presents *sniff sniff*

We think what we think because of how you have been acting during this event. Even now you're being a dick.

[Microshock]

Pretending to be in a hospital is excuse enough now? How convenient

[Zomboid]

Pretending to be in a hospital is excuse enough now? How convenient

Seriously?

Does ANYONE want this fucking brat to be back next year? I say we take the democratic route and have a vote.

[Microshock]

Seriously?

Does ANYONE want this fucking brat to be back next year? I say we take the democratic route and have a vote.

You don't even know he was in the hospital. He could've been jerking off for 24 days straight and completely forgotten about this and then when the time came, OH WAIT, I NEED AN EXCUSE.

At least poppers had the decency to tell someone.

The idiots in this forum just baffle me. Zomboid, just trade in your car for 3 dollars ( its approximate value) and go get some medical attention.

I am right, you are wrong, just admit to it. I will be in every future secret santa event on here. I will. You can choose not to be.

I don't think I'll be nice here anymore, because I don't appreciate getting bashed for not taking pictures of shit from thrift shops. Captain, if you spent the money on something decent instead of a bunch of crap, maybe I'd get my pictures out faster.

I don't need a tiny bamboo waterfall with a hair in it or a used cap. And I don't need a Wolverine figure with broken claws. You didn't spend any money on it other than shipping.

The gifts I sent my person, I did spend money. My money that I earned because oh I am not a spoiled kid, I actually have a job taking care of animals.

Zomboid, you're too much of a piece of shit to even show your face on here.

You whining will not get me banned from the event, because I did more for this event than any of you did. No one even had the consideration to think WHY I didn't post my pictures for 2 weeks.
Apologies will be processed one at a time

[BatmanJohnson]

Seriously Microshock, Go fuck yourself.

[Microshock]

You first?

[BatmanJohnson]

Just tell me, how exactly you did more than any of us?

[Pentegarn]

Guys, mind if I run the event next year. And furthermore mind if I add a rule or two when I do?

[Microshock]

Next year would be 2011. This year is 2010. Idiots don't even know what year they're in

[BatmanJohnson]

Guys, mind if I run the event next year. And furthermore mind if I add a rule or two when I do?

You got my vote. We can pair Microshock with himself. So he can participate.

[BatmanJohnson]

Next year would be 2011. This year is 2010. Idiots don't even know what year they're in

So avoiding my question then?

[dextire]

Ok, guys. Microshock has obviously devolved into a complete troll at this point.
Can we stop feeding him (at least in this thread), please? :)
I just don't want to let him to ruin this thread as well.

Babs will post his photos soon, and then the thread will get locked.
We just have to hold out a little longer.

[BatmanJohnson]

Well I'm glad to have at least one voice of reason.

[Microshock]

A question usually has a question mark Batman. You simply put a statement

[bigtimecow]

i'm not exactly following this but dextire should run the event this year

he kept amazing track of everything last year

[BatmanJohnson]

Dextire or pentegarn are good in my book.

[Pentegarn]

Ah, a separate thread, I can unload here quite nicely as this is now NOT the Secret Santa thread.

I don't think I'll be nice here anymore, because I don't appreciate getting bashed for not taking pictures of shit from thrift shops. Captain, if you spent the money on something decent instead of a bunch of crap, maybe I'd get my pictures out faster.

I don't need a tiny bamboo waterfall with a hair in it or a used cap. And I don't need a Wolverine figure with broken claws. You didn't spend any money on it other than shipping.

Wow, you have some nerve.

First, when are you ever nice?

Second, Captains gifts weren't up to your high standards, eh Microshock? It wasn't up to the high standards of such gifts as:

an enormous red bow
a massager sponge
4 packs of gum
a poncho
devil horns (that don't light up like they were supposed to)
a hair clip
a pencil topper
a losing scratched lottery ticket
and some sort of fish toy

Or:

A pregnant pilates DVD
A pacifier
Latex gloves
A fashion girl doll
A santa hat
A foot scrubber
A Shrek scrubber
A dog chew toy
A hand mirror
some 25 cent dino toy
A pirate toy

Well, after those gems I can see why you would have such high standards for the Secret Santa gifts you receive :rolleyes

You are the worst human being I have ever had the displeasure to interact with. You are immature, unpleasant, delusional, paranoid, you have an unearned sense of entitlement. Socialists laugh at how you are bad for America. Small dogs run in fear of your horrible aura. Little children feel a sense of foreboding in your presence. You have a higher Thetan level than Tom Cruise. You are the reason The View is still on the air. The hot air you spew causes 90% of Global Warming. If you died, all cancer cells would probably die too because, who would lead them? Your existence is likely responsible for Rosie O'Donnel having a career.

[dextire]

Not to add on to the pile, but after Microshock called Captain's most impressive haul of comic books, movies, and various other stuff "shit from thrift shops", I thought I would point out that at least one of the two gifts that Microshock sent was most certainly just something he had sitting around his house.
As evidenced by it being addressed to him, as a gift from someone else. >:

Now I always get confused on this; does this situation count as being hypocrite, ironic, or the pot kettle thing? :)

[Pentegarn]

Now I always get confused on this; does this situation count as being hypocrite, ironic, or the pot kettle thing? :)

Yes

[elx]

I say an age cap of 19 and up.


I agree with the age cap. It makes complete sense.
I STRONGLY OBJECT :(

[Pentegarn]

You whining will not get me banned from the event, because I did more for this event than any of you did. No one even had the consideration to think WHY I didn't post my pictures for 2 weeks.
Apologies will be processed one at a time

That isn't fair either by the way. I considered it quite a lot. My conclusion? It takes you two weeks to post sucky, out of focus, over sized pictures because you are what they call 'developmentally challenged' . That's OK little trooper! The world needs ditch diggers too after all!

[elx]

i already skipped this years to avoid being a newb:( please don't do the 19 age cap~~ that means i won't be able to participate for 3 more years, even though i'll only be a few days away from 18 for this years secret santa, so it's practically the same thing and plus i'm an awesome gift giver i swear :(

[Ant10708]

Microshock sucks. Case closed. I would of been happy to get the comics that captain sent.

I foresee HIV in your future microshock.

[kakumei]

Dextire or pentegarn are good in my book.

agreed.

also, thanks executioneer for making this separate thread-- i'm still holding out hope that the next post i see in the official thread is pancakes's present.

as for the age cap, i don't see any reason to have one-- i know plenty of irresponsible people over the age of 25, and plenty of responsible people under the age of 20. really, what it comes down to is not being a stingy bastard, and making sure you send your stuff out on time.

[Pentegarn]

No the age cap is unnecessary. A Microshock cap of 0 I am on board with however.

But we can't let Microshock ruin it for people like elx who want to join in but wanted to wait it out a year first. So while an age cap would put the kaibash on Microshock, it would shut out the younger people who do know how to act like human beings.

If Mark Gastineau can get a whole rule in the NFL made for his antics, I see no reason a Microshock rule can't be implemented.

[Zhukov]

i already skipped this years to avoid being a newb:( please don't do the 19 age cap~~ that means i won't be able to participate for 3 more years, even though i'll only be a few days away from 18 for this years secret santa, so it's practically the same thing and plus i'm an awesome gift giver i swear :(

I don't think anyone considers you a newb, for a start.

[Microshock]

You guys still crying in here? You're not going to get me out.

I followed ALL the rules and there's no rule where I can't complain about the gifts I got, when they were obviously the same 99c shit that I bought in years past.

Protoclown felt free to complain about my gifts last year and I sent him fucking awesome ones as an apology. Think Captain will do the same?

And no, one of my 2 gifts was not LAYING around the house, it was a note that I had written to make the whole gift funnier.

[Guitar Woman]

There was a Secret Santa this year?

[Pentegarn]

You guys still crying in here? You're not going to get me out.

I followed ALL the rules and there's no rule where I can't complain about the gifts I got, when they were obviously the same 99c shit that I bought in years past.

Protoclown felt free to complain about my gifts last year and I sent him fucking awesome ones as an apology. Think Captain will do the same?

And no, one of my 2 gifts was not LAYING around the house, it was a note that I had written to make the whole gift funnier.

You did not follow the unwritten rule everyone else followed, it was: Don't be a dick and try to ruin Christmas for everyone

[BatmanJohnson]

Alright, I say we keep Microshock in Secret Santa, But we just pair him with himself. That way he can gift the person he cares most about.

[Microshock]

Unwritten rule? There's no such fucking thing on I-mockery.

The rule was that you can't buy 99c stuff this year. So how come I got a box full of shit scattered around Captain's house including used caps from thrift shops and 2 for 1 dollar DVD's? I am pretty sure he BROKE the rule.

Last year, everyone fucking PRAISEEED protoclown for bashing my gifts and even fucking bowed down to him.

Unwritten rule my ass.

[BatmanJohnson]

Also:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Microshock

[Microshock]

ROFL. Thank you Batman :)

A million hugs!

[Pentegarn]

Also:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Microshock

:lol

[Pentegarn]

And PS, you won't be in it if the person running it makes a new "No Microshock rule"

[BatmanJohnson]

ROFL. Thank you Batman :)

A million hugs!

And you are thanking me why? I just typed your name into UrbanDictonary. Thats what came up.

[Microshock]

Submitted on January 2nd. Of course you didn't do it.

And PS, I'll still be in the event, pssssst.

[Guitar Woman]

Unwritten rule? There's no such fucking thing on I-mockery.
lol

[Pentegarn]

And you are thanking me why? I just typed your name into UrbanDictonary. Thats what came up.

Wow, really? I thought you orchestrated that yourself. I hurt my sides laughing at it

[BatmanJohnson]

Gee I suppose we should thank Fuckman35. I would never orchestrate such a personal attack.

[Pentegarn]

Fine, be in the event Microshock. I hope I get your name. Then I will eat 20 dollars worth of food, take my very next shit after eating the 20 dollar meal into a 5 dollar tupperware container, tape both receipts to it so you know I spent the full amount, and ship it to you.

[Microshock]

Pentegarn, you would go thru all of that for me? What a sweety pie. Don't worry, I'll mail it right back

[Pentegarn]

I love that you think I would post a return address onto anything I send you

[Microshock]

I love how you create an elaborate plan on what to give me 12 months before the event starts.

[Pentegarn]

Wow, you think that is elaborate. No wonder you are 'developmentally disabled'. No wonder you had to spend 2 weeks on the worst pictures in this years event. No wonder you can't seem to get past this weird paranoia of "everyone hates on me for no reason whatsoever" if you think that plan it took me less than 60 seconds to think and type is elaborate.

[Microshock]

Gee I suppose we should thank Fuckman35. I would never orchestrate such a personal attack.

Just many personal attacks, right?

Wow, you think that is elaborate. No wonder you are 'developmentally disabled'. No wonder you had to spend 2 weeks on the worst pictures in this years event. No wonder you can't seem to get past this weird paranoia of "everyone hates on me for no reason whatsoever" if you think that plan it took me less than 60 seconds to think and type is elaborate.

Elaborate : add details, as to an account or idea; clarify the meaning of and discourse in a learned way, usually in writing; "She elaborated on the main ideas in her dissertation"

Don't make yourself feel so good, you're not smart.

[Pentegarn]

wow, you failed so badly there I almost feel too sorry for you to tell you how you just failed English. You posted the verb definition of elaborate. As in, "Could you elaborate on what you mean" Yet you used 'elaborate' as an adjective. As in 'That was an elaborate plan'

Elaborate: (adjective): marked by complexity, fullness of detail, or ornateness

As I said Microshock, you are developmentally disabled

[Microshock]

Listen Pentegarn, I know you have troubles with your family and all of the incest that happened within it prior to you being born. But don't take it out on me, you should use the same "developmentally disabled" joke you've been using for the past 10 posts on your white trash mother.

Maybe even yourself.
You're still the only one sad enough to keep fighting me on here, I'm right and you're wrong.
Get over it.

[Pentegarn]

Just like you were right on how I used elaborate, eh?

I won't go into the flat out lies you just posted as they were worth less to mention than they were to read. But I will say this; The developmentally disabled comment was not a joke. I meant it. Let's put it this way you were just outsmarted by someone who you thought was as you put it, 'not smart'. So, if you are keeping score here, you are now less than, 'not smart'.

I would say that puts you right in the developmentally disabled category. Get over that.

[Microshock]

Outsmarted? Is that what you think you did?

Dude, get off the computer and get a life already, it's becoming sad to watch.

Fucking idiots wasting their life to outsmart people on the internet.

[Pentegarn]

You are here just as long as I am Microshock, so.....

Well I think even your small brain knows what that means

[Microshock]

And yet you continue to use 3rd grade insults. Bravo! Unfortunately I can't give you a star for that today

[Pentegarn]

It's so fun watching you rage out Microshock.

Dance more my little puppet! :lol

[Microshock]

That's what you call rage out? And I am apparently developmentally challenged.

Your white trash mother would not be proud.

Anyway, I'm off, feel free to use the time to post all of your C minus insults and i'll read them later. Thank you for contacting Microshock

[Pentegarn]

Wow, mom insults, and you accuse me of the third grade insults.

You are so funny Microshock, and you don't even try to be. It's very cute, you trying to be like the big boys. Kind of like when you see a 6 year old with those over sized plastic tools.

Obviously, you are so overwhelmed by what I have said to you that you can't keep up with me and now you are forced to resort to mom jokes. Way to work on that maturity issue you have.

I would tell you how proud your mom must be, but I don't think you tell her how you are using her computer. I am sure you haven't told her because you think she would not approve

But as I said, keep up the rage, it is hilarious how inept your responses are.

[Microshock]

That all you came up with? I gave you quite a bit of time buddy

NOW i'm going. See ya later :)

[Pentegarn]

I graciously accept your surrender.

[elx]

dude you're a douchebag :(
stop being mean and just shutup

[Tadao]

Hey guys, just want to point out that there is no law that says the person running the event HAS to let someone they don't like join in. Microshit can run his own event.

[Chojin]

if you get banned will you sue?
despite stated rules you can be banned very easily just because the moderators don't like you.

srsly. why are you guys acting like i don't run this

ALLOW ME TO BREAK THE ICE

micro gets a 1-week time out.

http://www.mediabistro.com/agencyspy/original/mr-freeze.gif

MAYBE HE SHOULD CHILL OUT

More smacktard behavior will lead to a 1-month ban and then a permaban. It's up to the event coordinators who to allow to participate and it's pretty obvious that we don't want him.

HE'S BEEN SENT TO THE COOLER

IT WAS ICE TO MEET HIM

[captain516]

Micro is banned? but who will jerk off to the PS3 now? And I spent the right amount too.

[dextire]

No worries, Captain. You spent plenty.
Sorry you got somebody that didn't appreciate the very cool gifts.

[Pentegarn]

And I spent the right amount too.

We all know you did Captain. :)

PS: Chojin makes me :lol

[BatmanJohnson]

I thought all of the comics were very cool.

[The Leader]

Maybe Microshock can't read. :\

[MLE]

That was VERY inconsiderate to get him comics if he can't read. At least there are color illustrations so he can pretend he understands.

[Pentegarn]

:lol

[Nick]

Oh, MLE. You so silly. :)

[Dimnos]

This thread is full of girls crying about their periods.

:boohoo

[MLE]

I hate periods.

[Dixie]

http://i46.tinypic.com/5vnouq.jpg

[Pentegarn]

Man I want to read that rag now

EDIT: I can't stop laughing at that Dixie. Nicely done.

[Tadao]

:O

[Pentegarn]

You know you want to read that rag Tadao

[Dixie]

I made Tad find the pictures for it.
I never like doing the ground work for good ideas.
:)
mostly because i'm stoned and if i have to put that much effort into it i won't do it.

[Tadao]

A QUEEN SHOULD NEVER DO THE DIRTY WORK

[Pentegarn]

A QUEEN SHOULD NEVER DO THE DIRTY WORK

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q1/Pentegarn/images-16.jpg

[Chojin]

how am i not in that

[Tadao]

you were very silent for the SS

[Dixie]

find my an authoratai picture of you chojin and i'll make an insert

[Chojin]

i hide them in the PYPH thread

[Dr. Boogie]

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/joyeuse_lif1.jpg

Boom, instant authority.

[Chojin]

boogie, you're looking svelte these days

[The Leader]

I'm vegetarian so my farts don't smell unless I need to poop.

Just for future reference.

[Tadao]

I wish I had a Miller's Outpost in my mall. That shirt is awesome.

[Colonel Flagg]

Finally finished the thread.

Wow. Who would have thought something so innocent as a Secret Santa event would evince such a vitriolic diatribe.

I might even want to participate next ... I mean this year. :)

[RaNkeri]

I completely missed this whole shit storm. Could somebody summarize what happened?

[Dixie]

http://i48.tinypic.com/k06cmp.jpg

[Tadao]

I wonder if Eric finally comes out of the closet this issue!

[Pentegarn]

I completely missed this whole shit storm. Could somebody summarize what happened?

Microshock is a douchebag

Everyone told him so

He argued about it and postured

Chojin gave the i-mockery forums the perfect late Christmas gift and banned him for a week.

[The Leader]

Hitler was vegetarian.

Just for future reference.

[Dixie]

if i have to make any more edits, you're getting a hitler stache and "Leader is a nazi"

[Tadao]

I would have put Chojin in the bottom right in a flip the page over corner, BUT THAT'S JUST ME

[Kitsa]

Hitler was vegetarian because of a flatulence problem, and he received regular shots of bull-testicle serum so he probably didn't give much of a flying fuck about our furry friends.

[Pentegarn]

Hitler was vegetarian because of a flatulence problem, and he received regular shots of bull-testicle serum so he probably didn't give much of a flying fuck about our furry friends.

You are now getting this link because of that story

http://prestonandstevearchives.com/2007/Farting%20Hitler.mp3

[Babs]

What's Chojin dirty little secret tee hee hee

[Zomboid]

I like how my story isn't all that important, but it looks wonderful because you used my >: face.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Best magazine ever.

[Zomboid]

Microshock keeps trying to get back in, evidently. His name keeps popping up in the active users list :lol

[Pentegarn]

It's like a pathetic stray dog scratching on the window to get in during a storm, only less lovable :lol

[BatmanJohnson]

I went to New York today. Not related, just figured I'd tell you a little about my day.

[captain516]

The city or the state? And hey, Dixie used my picture!

[BatmanJohnson]

City and state.

[MLE]

Maybe he'll stop trying <3

[Nick]

I hope he does. >:

[Pentegarn]

I doubt Microshock will ever stop trying, the little shit loves trying to piss everyone off. Good news though is he has strike one already and Chojin promised a permaban on strike three.

That will be the day of a million laughs.

[BatmanJohnson]

C'mon do we have to talk about him?

[Nick]

Talk about who?

[BatmanJohnson]

Exactly