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Kitsunexus
Mar 7th, 2010, 10:56 AM
Seriously, if you are going to send me a private message telling me my computer's been infected by a Windows botnet, heads up:

1. Make sure you're actually forum administration.

2. Make sure your URL looks a HELLA lot more legit than that.

3. Make sure that I'M NOT USING A FUCKING POWERPC IMAC THAT HAS NO CHANCE IN HELL OF RUNNING VMWARE, MUCH LESS BOOTING WINDOWS DIRECTLY.

Fucking hell man, it's bad enough that you have no life and decide to do shit like this, it's something else when you can't even DO IT RIGHT.

Do you get these spammers often, or is this just a fuckup in the brick wall?

The Leader
Mar 7th, 2010, 11:02 AM
It's not a spammer, it's a spambot. You're telling a program to get a life. Like in Tron.

The Leader
Mar 7th, 2010, 11:12 AM
http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s152/Leader1977/tron3.jpg

"Michael Ullman is a retard... Well that's funny, coming from someone with a under-aged Japanese cartoon fox girl for an avatar. I wonder if I could interest them in ball bearings and other useful goods."

The Leader
Mar 7th, 2010, 11:20 AM
Also if you look two threads down from this one you will see a thread all about spambots. So thanks for making an entirely new thread about a single spambot in which you CAPS LOCK SOME WORDS FOR EMPHASIS AND ANGER.

10,000 Volt Ghost
Mar 7th, 2010, 11:23 AM
We might as well bring all the posts from that useless spambot thread and put them in here.

Kitsunexus
Mar 7th, 2010, 11:32 AM
@The Leader: I do what I want. So go fuck yourself.

The Leader
Mar 7th, 2010, 11:34 AM
It's obvious that you do what you want. If you actually took the time to look at what you write you probably wouldn't be making worthless threads.

Dr. Boogie
Mar 7th, 2010, 04:59 PM
Anyway, if there is a spambot sending you PMs, just PM a mod or admin.

Tadao
Mar 7th, 2010, 05:44 PM
Seriously, if you are going to send me a private message telling me my computer's been infected by a Windows botnet, heads up:

1. Make sure you're actually forum administration.

2. Make sure your URL looks a HELLA lot more legit than that.

3. Make sure that I'M NOT USING A FUCKING POWERPC IMAC THAT HAS NO CHANCE IN HELL OF RUNNING VMWARE, MUCH LESS BOOTING WINDOWS DIRECTLY.

Fucking hell man, it's bad enough that you have no life and decide to do shit like this, it's something else when you can't even DO IT RIGHT.

Do you get these spammers often, or is this just a fuckup in the brick wall?

4. KNOW YOUR CUSTOMER! Next time try to entice me with some softcore anime porn or tickets to a furry convention.

The Leader
Mar 7th, 2010, 06:20 PM
http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s152/Leader1977/sark2.jpg

"Would you prefer some inexpensive Ugg boots, Kitsunexus?"

Kitsunexus
Mar 7th, 2010, 09:43 PM
4. KNOW YOUR CUSTOMER! Next time try to entice me with some softcore anime porn or tickets to a furry convention.

So utterly amusing, especially since I'm not into EITHER of those things (just found the icon pic on an LJ, thought it was funny enough to use).

Besides, aren't YOU the one who's into the furry thing? Someone's mentioned it here before, and besides, you DO have an icecream eating rabbit as your avatar. No real rabbits eat icecream, so that must be a furry rabbit and you must be a furry.

I have nothing against you, and whatever you do in your spare time is completely up to you, but you don't need to pretend I'm a furry too just to get the heat off of yourself.

Tadao
Mar 7th, 2010, 11:09 PM
Yeah, it was just something you found. :rolleyes. Just like your profile pic. :rolleyes

Don't try to throw us off your gay furry trail by acting like you don't know what a furry is. :rolleyes

I like how you act like you read the posts here when just a few posts ago it was proven that you don't. :rolleyes

I'm sure you're asian too. :rolleyes

executioneer
Mar 8th, 2010, 01:21 AM
FUCKING HELL

Kitsunexus
Mar 8th, 2010, 10:12 AM
Yeah, it was just something you found. :rolleyes. Just like your profile pic. :rolleyes

Don't try to throw us off your gay furry trail by acting like you don't know what a furry is. :rolleyes

I like how you act like you read the posts here when just a few posts ago it was proven that you don't. :rolleyes

I'm sure you're asian too. :rolleyes


See, deny deny deny, and then after this you'll cry fursecution or something. I don't care if you won't come out of the furry closet, but I'm not going to play your little furfag drama game and succumb to your "emotional stranglehold" or whatever the proper terminology. If you want to bitch about how us "hy00mans" are treating you unfairly, go talk to Dr. Doolittle or something because I don't speak animal. Yiff in hell, furfag.

EDIT: I guess I'll be the bigger man here, and change my icon and profile pic and stuff, so that way I don't "taint" your little kennel cult with my "humanity". In the future though, I hope you learn what irpny is. I don't see that happening anytime soon though, because you can't teach old bipedal anthro dogs new tricks. So don't have a cow man (I said cow man not cowman, don't get arroused), I'll change my shit. There you go, the fur is all yours now, go sniff a butt or something.

The Leader
Mar 8th, 2010, 10:18 AM
In the future though, I hope you learn what irpny is.
I too, would like to know what irpny is.

Kitsunexus
Mar 8th, 2010, 10:34 AM
Irpny is my stupid ass typo that shows I fail at spelling and the Internet (amongst other things, surely).

Irony is what I intended to type. My bad.


EDIT: Forget that, I suck big cocks. I need to learn what sarcasm is.

Tadao
Mar 8th, 2010, 12:41 PM
How Irpnic. :rolleyes

Kitsunexus
Mar 8th, 2010, 03:29 PM
How Irpnic. :rolleyes

You don't have to end EVERY sentence with the roll-eyes. No hate, just sayin'.

Tadao
Mar 8th, 2010, 03:42 PM
fucking christ man

:rolleyes

Kitsunexus
Mar 8th, 2010, 03:56 PM
:rolleyes