Australian Food Review!

[Akktri]

Wherein I review various foods shipped to me from Australia!
Comments and mockery welcome!
Click the photo to see the review at Wordpress!

WHAT PHOTO LOL

[Wiffles]

marmite is better!

*shot*

[Zhukov]

Wiffles get out.


Vegemite has to be eaten with butter you know. Did you do that? You put half a teaspoon of vegemite on the bread, and half a kilo of butter on that to mask the flavour.

"Violet crumble! These things are really strange. Strangest damn candy I’ve ever had. They’re chocolate on the inside, but inside it’s like this huge brick of hard, crunchy stuff. It’s a little hard to describe. Kind of like vanilla or something, I guess."

Uh, it's honeycomb. Chocolate covered honeycomb. Vanilla?

Tim Tams are supposed to be eaten thusly: Bite of the ends, suck up milk using Tim Tam as straw, finish off soggy Tim Tam.

Cherry Ripe is delicious and possibly one of the best chocolate bars in the known world.

Minties are awful.

[Fathom Zero]

I heart Tam Tam, but I don't get much of it, obviously.

[Zhukov]

I can send various flavours of Tim Tam to anyone that can send me some of the American style salty tasting peanut bars. I have no idea what they are called but I want some.

[Fathom Zero]

Munch? Reminds me of peanut brittle.

[Zhukov]

No, it was in a white packet.

Peanut brittle has a sweet, caramel like flavour, this was salty like peanut butter.

[Aaarg]

http://www.sugarstand.com/images/sc/sc0087d.jpg

[Zhukov]

That's the one. Loves it.

[Fathom Zero]

I'm retarded. :(

[Evil Robot]

Australia doesnt have any foods except kangaroo and koala steaks, sand, and soup made from fallen tree branches.

[Evil Robot]

oh yeah and they eat bugs

[Tadao]

Don't drink the wine.

[Evil Robot]

Dont lick the toads either

[Kitsa]

I came to this thread expecting to find a smoking crater and instead, this.

You guys are getting soft.

[Zhukov]

It's most likely a spam bot that started this thread, but food is still an interesting subject.

Now, can someone send me some paydays? I have loads of koala meat, bugs and soup to trade.

[Grislygus]

Fuck the bugs and koalas, get me some croc jerky and we're in business

[Zhukov]

:lol I can get croc jerky but I doubt I can get it out of my country. :(

[Grislygus]

GODDAMMNIT WIFFLES, IF YOU WANNA STEAL MY BITS THEN AT LEAST GO FOR THE GOOD ONES

[Grislygus]

I wanna try it so bad, that shit would be tasty :(

[Kitsa]

I could send some but I'd have to wait till the next time I have money.

[Zhukov]

In the mean time, pick something Australian (perhaps less of a restricted animal, and more along the lines of confectionery) that you want, and I will acquire some.

[WhiteRat]

shit on the barbie

[Akktri]

It's most likely a spam bot that started this thread, but food is still an interesting subject.

Now, can someone send me some paydays? I have loads of koala meat, bugs and soup to trade.

I'm not a spam bot. I just want to be a reviewer.

...What? I got censored? Then how do you post reviews here?

[Akktri]

Wiffles get out.


Vegemite has to be eaten with butter you know. Did you do that? You put half a teaspoon of vegemite on the bread, and half a kilo of butter on that to mask the flavour.

"Violet crumble! These things are really strange. Strangest damn candy I’ve ever had. They’re chocolate on the inside, but inside it’s like this huge brick of hard, crunchy stuff. It’s a little hard to describe. Kind of like vanilla or something, I guess."

Uh, it's honeycomb. Chocolate covered honeycomb. Vanilla?

Tim Tams are supposed to be eaten thusly: Bite of the ends, suck up milk using Tim Tam as straw, finish off soggy Tim Tam.

Cherry Ripe is delicious and possibly one of the best chocolate bars in the known world.

Minties are awful.



That's what I was trying to figure out! Yes! That's what it tastes like!
And thanks for the tips! I will try that right away on my tube of stale Vegemite!

[Kitsa]

tube? That's a new one on me, I've only ever seen jars.

Anyway, you haven't lived until you've eaten condensed milk from a tube or drunk mint-flavored milk. But those things are French.

[Zhukov]

Nah mate we get mint flavoured milk here in Straylia, as well as condensed in a tube.

[Kitsa]

So I tried a payday bar for the first time ever yesterday, and seconds into it, my filling got pulled right out :(

[Misdemonar]

my daily diet is joints and babes 24/7

review that nerd

[Zhukov]

I could have sworn I posted pictures in this thread when Kitsa sent me Payday bars. So, so many Payday bars.

[Wiffles]

I expected people to talk about fried barramundi or roast kangaroo tail, but candy is just so trivial. Not that I dont like candy ^^

[Kitsa]

I gave someone a case of Whatchamacallit bars for their birthday. It was their favorite candy bar before and now they said they can't look at one without retching.

[Zhukov]

I'm going crazy. I could have SWORN I posted a photo of all the pay day bars, but then I went searching through my photobucket album and it's not there. What is happening to me?

[Zomboid]

I don't think we have Pay Day bars in Canada, but that's ok, because Wunderbars are fucking amazing.

[Wiffles]

ITS WUNDERBAR

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[Zhukov]

I knew you would be a fan of Ramstein, Wiffles.

[stevetothepast]

I don't think we have Pay Day bars in Canada, but that's ok, because Wunderbars are fucking amazing.

Pretty sure I've seen and eaten a few pay day bars.

[Zhukov]

We have them in Australia, just not my island.

[Zomboid]

Pretty sure I've seen and eaten a few pay day bars.

Aren't you in P.E.I. or something? That's like the Fringes. All sorts of deviant foods and wildlife out there.

[Evil Robot]

Tomorrow morrow land

[Zhukov]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v74/Vincered/DSCF3007.jpg
:picklehat

[executioneer]

Cherry Ripe is delicious and possibly one of the best chocolate bars in the known world.

they are pretty dang tasty, yes

[Kitsa]

And no workaday payday, either. KING SIZE!