oh god they're 100% right! (aka baby poop thread)

[Kitsunexus]

bye.

[Tadao]

Dooooo you, YOU!
Feeeeeeeel like I do?

[RaNkeri]

kNgG4RIqaiU

[Tadao]

I imagine his Otaku pillow is stained with tears.

[RaNkeri]

ALL HE EVER WANTED WAS JUST TO PLAY THAT GOD DAMN GAME ON WII :tear

[Pentegarn]

Dooooo you, YOU!
Feeeeeeeel like I do?

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I have a love/hate relationship with that song

[Dimnos]

So what? Your just quitting? Because you got feeling hurt about a game?

[Supafly345]

Wait, what thread do I have to visit to understand this one?

[Dimnos]

Something about FF2 or 4 or some shit in the gaming forum.

[Nick]

I imagine his Otaku pillow is stained with tears.
I hope that's tears. :|

[Kitsunexus]

I came back to get my avatar (i deleted it and changed my mind), but no I'm not talking about FF, I'm talking about ED:

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/I-Mockery

After being here for a while (and this time posting more than one or two posts), I've come to the conclusion that they are 100% right. I have my avatar so I'm leaving. Bye.

[Dimnos]

:tear


:rolleyes

[Pentegarn]

I just wonder who "Fat Nazi moderator who bans everyone, lives with his fat girlfriend, along with his cats, which, no surprise, are also fat." is supposed to be

[Zhukov]

Chojin :lol


Although we all know that he is no longer overweight, and I am partly sure also doesn't have a girlfriend anymore that I know of.

[Tadao]

or a cat

[Babs]

Who's the ni**er with a lazy eye?

[Pentegarn]

Shaft, and they say he' s bad mother...

[Dr. Boogie]

fucker.

[Babs]

BANNED

[Esuohlim]

I came back to get my avatar (i deleted it and changed my mind), but no I'm not talking about FF, I'm talking about ED:

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/I-Mockery

After being here for a while (and this time posting more than one or two posts), I've come to the conclusion that they are 100% right. I have my avatar so I'm leaving. Bye.

Oh no this really hits us where it hurts and it is not something we've ever seen even ONCE yet, let alone several dozen times already :tear

:stereotype#7

Who's the ni**er with a lazy eye?

Seven Force

[Dr. Boogie]

Well I have done a few reviews of crappy movies, that is true.

[Zhukov]

Regarding the Australian govt suing this site for being racist against Aboriginals:

Encyclopedia Dramatica will never be censored in any way. We will keep publishing this content and our Australian users will be able to view it up until the point that your God-forsaken government blocks it with their soon-to-be-implemented secret list of banned material. ACMA’s child pornography blacklist is only one half child pornography. The rest is religious and political speech. You really want Soviet-style communism as your future? I know some people that had to escape from the GDR. Many of your children will be in that position. The house of cards is about to come down, and they’re making sure your mouths are taped shut first. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

My counsel has advised me that I can never under any circumstances visit my family in Sydney again, nor otherwise make any appearances on Australian soil. Here’s to the hidden cost of freedom.


Boo for Australia's iron curtain! :lol Where will I get my free speech and rich political satire? Where will I get my information-less, bigoted opinions of wankers attempting to be humorous?

It differs naught from the censorship used by the PRC or the Soviets.
Drat those pesky Ruskies and their back-door deals with google, and internet filtration!

[Dimnos]

Zhukov Im going to miss you when the curtain drops. :tear

[Grislygus]

Do you mean to tell me that out of all the twelve year old /b/ wannabes that have crawled around here spewing antiquated forced memes, this one bails as soon as he sees the ED article that everyone already knows about?



Holy shit, ED rocks now :lol

[Nick]

It's because he thought I was mean.


Guys, am I mean?

[The Leader]

No, you're a prince.

[Sam]

I think I wrote #7 :lol

Or maybe Zomboid did.

[Colonel Flagg]

The picture of the "typical i-mock member" - that's Schimid, right?

[Nick]

No, you're a prince.
Aw, thanks. :)

[Zomboid]

I think I wrote #7 :lol

Or maybe Zomboid did.
Shh! I've always wondered who put me in at #8, though. I assumed it was you. I wrote 7, you wrote 6. It's been what? 2 years? 3?

Flagg - Yep.

[Esuohlim]

It was always obvious to me that you wrote 7, but I also assumed you wrote the rest too.

[Zomboid]

Nope. Just that. Sam and I went and added those two entries around the first time someone pointed out the article, figuring it might stir the pot a bit. I never figured out who wrote Willie's entry, but that's gone now.

[Tadao]

I thought Kingsuckass was gone! How fucking ignorant of me!

[Kitsunexus]

I thought Kingsuckass was gone! How fucking ignorant of me!

Kingsuckass? :| Really? Well at least it's more clever than that cutter shit in your sig. Where did you find the poetry generator to make that, Sim City 2000?

[Tadao]

Anyone who makes a goodbye drama thread and then comes back should be punished.

[Zhukov]

Kingsuckass

That is fucking awful :lol

[jhonnyD2]

i liked the wii gameplaying .. it's great.

[Kitsunexus]

Anyone who makes a goodbye drama thread and then comes back should be punished.

Yes, I should be punished! Punished like those who disgrace the face of Mother Earth! BURNED BY THE FIRE I MAKE! :lol

[Supafly345]

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ARE YOU REFERENCING SOMETHING IS IT IRONIC OR AN ANALOGY WHY DID YOU WRITE THAT I DON'T EVEN

[Kitsunexus]

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ARE YOU REFERENCING SOMETHING IS IT IRONIC OR AN ANALOGY WHY DID YOU WRITE THAT I DON'T EVEN

4chan shit, the sign of defeat. ^_^

[Tadao]

No, making a goodbye thread is the sign of defeat. You are forever marked as a pussy.

[Zhukov]

Supafly was mocking you. Even JohhnyD2 is getting in on the action.

[Kitsunexus]

Supafly was mocking you.

No shit!? Why do you think I "^_^"'d?

Also, it was never supposed to be a real goodbye thread, it was supposed to make you see the ED article, which backfired horribly because you guys wrote it. As I mentioned after Tadao's idiotic thread derailment in the Might And Magic thread, I was going to come back after a week of posting, but I figured that since I HAD TO PROMPT YOU TO EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT THE THREAD WAS ABOUT (that's why I came back, who the fuck comes back for an AVATAR, SERIOUSLY!? And despite what you may think, I don't care what you think about FF4, really SO WHY THE FUCK DID YOU ASSUME THAT INSTEAD OF CONNECTING THE DOTS TO ED) that just leaving for a real week was useless so I just decided to say meh, and come back.

Why would I go through all that trouble? Because the ED article is funny, and not really true if you look at the forum, but I wanted to see what would happen BECAUSE I WANTED TO WATCH THE WORLD BURN BEFORE FUCKING HEATH LEDGER TURNED THAT PHRASE INTO A HOT TOPIC SHIRT.

So if you're going to mock me, mock me because I can't make a plan for shit, not because of a fake-ass thread. I'm not leaving, unless someone with a green username has a say in it.





Oh and I kinda like you guys, so umm, yeah...

[Tadao]

pussy

[Kitsunexus]

pussy

Better to be one than have one. :P

[RaNkeri]

So basically he left for a week, realized that he has no friends and decided to come back because any kind of attention is better than no attention at all

[Kitsunexus]

So basically he left for a week, realized that he has no friends and decided to come back because any kind of attention is better than no attention at all?

1. I didn't leave for a week, I left for some other period of time that I haven't counted.

2. I realized that I have friends, but they're boring whereas you guys provide entertainment. I've had to cut back on friends because all they like to do is drink and talk about fucking. Have you ever noticed that? On the Internet, people talk about interesting shit. IRL, it's drinking and fucking. WHY!?

I guess I'm probably an asshole because I've told my friends I have too many friends and I can't keep up with all of them so you can't be my friend anymore. I think that having over five IRL friends is too much of a hassle, so whenever too many people start liking me I have to be a jerk to some of them and this is A LOT MORE WORK THEN YOU REALIZE. Because you can't just choose friends that you LIKE, because hell, then I'd keep them all. No you have to choose friends that are beneficial to your existance, namely which friends you can borrow money from, which friends have connections with the bosses, etc...

Not many people can live my life. So maybe you're right, and maybe I have no true friends. But maybe, just maybe I've broken through this bullshit "friendship" system and now I'm playing it like a harp from Hell. Different strokes, man.

[Tadao]

1. I didn't leave for a week, I left for some other period of time that I haven't counted.

2. I realized that I have friends, but they're boring whereas you guys provide entertainment. I've had to cut back on friends because all they like to do is drink and talk about fucking. Have you ever noticed that? On the Internet, people talk about interesting shit. IRL, it's drinking and fucking. WHY!?

I guess I'm probably an asshole because I've told my friends I have too many friends and I can't keep up with all of them so you can't be my friend anymore. I think that having over five IRL friends is too much of a hassle, so whenever too many people start liking me I have to be a jerk to some of them and this is A LOT MORE WORK THEN YOU REALIZE. Because you can't just choose friends that you LIKE, because hell, then I'd keep them all. No you have to choose friends that are beneficial to your existance, namely which friends you can borrow money from, which friends have connections with the bosses, etc...

Not many people can live my life. So maybe you're right, and maybe I have no true friends. But maybe, just maybe I've broken through this bullshit "friendship" system and now I'm playing it like a harp from Hell. Different strokes, man.

Entering Document A into evidence.

[Kitsunexus]

Entering Document A into evidence.

Documentation of what? How I will eventually best the hypocrisy that is humanity? Don't tell me you bought into that good will unto others crap. You're probably a Scientologist.

[Tadao]

He'd rather be on the internet instead of drinking and and hunting for pussy. :lol

[Kitsunexus]

He'd rather be on the internet instead of drinking and and hunting for pussy. :lol

And I suppose you typed that message by squeezing a hooker's tits?

[Zhukov]

Slow down, guy.

[Esuohlim]

oh god they're 100% right!

you ignorant fucks

[Kitsunexus]

OK at the time of this writing so there's now been a 4 minute delay between my post and this post, which means this has gone past the stage where it's fun for everyone, and now we're just kinda slogging through this shit hoping one party quits or gets banned. This stage is when shit gets nasty, and it's never fun when things get nasty.

Arguably, I'm not able to get as nasty as some of you, but I'm a dickass for making you guys get nasty in the first place. As I've mentioned, I like you guys, so I'm being a total dick here, even past my personal tolerance for my douchbagginess.

So allow me to apologize and just say that I've been a real fucking retard. This is how I get my kicks, being a fucking idiot on forums and this seemed like the kind of forum where you would be accepted easier if you just jumped in and started acting like I did. Upon reflection, that was one of the worst mistakes I could make, and I don't think I could ever earn your forgiveness. I have GOT to find some better outlet for expressing boredom than this, right? Shit, I'm a fucking loser man.

I'm not going to expect these words to measure up to anything by themselves, instead I'm going to show my word by being a better poster on these boards, of which I am a guest and will behave as such in the future. Starting this instant I'll try to pick less fights with people, cut back on my negativity and language, and will avoid stupid attention stunts alltogether.

I'm sure there's already been a reply to my previous post in the time that I've taken to type this, but I'm not responding to it, nor will I continue to post in this flamewar thread.

I CAN be a good person, and I'm going to show it to you, for as long as I last on these boards (which may not be long :( ). And if making this change causes you to think of me as a pussy, so be it, I don't care.

[Tadao]

pussy

[Kitsa]

this guy sounds like my ex :/

[Colonel Flagg]

Hi, everyone. What did I miss?

[Zhukov]

Woah woah woah. Nobody hates you, it's ok :)

If you want to talk about it, sens me a PM. You're not a loser.

[Babs]

this guy sounds like my ex :/

KITSUnexus... holy shit :eek

[Terra]

Probably should have started a "Hi I'm new" thread. Poor little fella.

[Dimnos]

This is where you went wrong.

...I like you guys...So allow me to apologize and just say that I've been a real fucking retard. This is how I get my kicks, being a fucking idiot on forums...I don't think I could ever earn your forgiveness...I'm going to show my word by being a better poster on these boards...I'll try to pick less fights with people, cut back on my negativity and language...

Needs more of this.

so be it, I don't care.

[Pentegarn]

Been a lot of taking this forum too seriously going around lately, :whatsupwiththat?

[Colonel Flagg]

Actually, P, I think it adds to the humor value. :)

[Nick]

Hey guys, you wanna get drunk and go pound some snatch?

[executioneer]

no i want to get drunk and snatch some pounds from an englishman

then get hookers

[Pentegarn]

But will you spend said stolen pounds on the hookers in question, or will you bang and bolt (which is like dine and dash, only you do it to hookers)

[Tadao]

OH SHIT! I just realized why he came back. He thought somone would ask him to stay! :lol

Ummm, yeah....

I'm not leaving, I just wanted a thread to point out the ED page. Had I known that you guys actually WROTE most of it I wouldn't have even bothered. I was going to come back EXACTLY one week from the post but you had to go and fuck that up, so meh. Anyway, I'm not leaving of my own volition. BTW stop being a furry, and stop derailing threads.

Also, If he created this thread to tell us about the Ed article why did he not tell us about the Ed article till he got back? He's a little faggot pussy who threw a cry baby fit and wants to be forgiven.

Guys, this anime fag is gonna ruin our forums and if we don't put a stop to it now, he might actually earn a right to post useless crap like Babs does.

[Babs]

Hey, do not EVER compare me to this battlestar galactica fuck.

[Grislygus]

Ruin the forums? You've SEEN the "dumped" thread, everybody's been castrated

[Tadao]

All these little faggots with feelings need to be weeded out.

[Babs]

That's very discriminatory of you. What ever you have been told, faggots DO have feelings too, not just the nerve endings in their assholes.

[Terra]

That's very discriminatory of you. What ever you have been told, faggots DO have feelings too, not just the nerve endings in their assholes.

My nerve endeings just tell me when to push, I wasn't aware that if I said "no" I would hurt their feelings. :confused:

[Tadao]

WTF, don't quote that little queer. I don't want to see his posts. AND!

WTF Terra,


I'm sorry that cunt did that to you. It's time to go forth and get fucked now. Start spreading the seed.

I thought you were a hardcore cunt? You need a good raping.

WTF

[Babs]

Terra, don't listen to him, I'M A GOOD PERSON. Tadao is just threatened by his insecurities. DON'T LET HIM SPEAK FOR YOU, DON'T LET HIM!

[Terra]

WTF, don't quote that little queer. I don't want to see his posts. AND!

WTF Terra,



I thought you were a hardcore cunt? You need a good raping.

WTF


A good raping is going to require a decent dick, isn't it, slamwhammy?

[Tadao]

Bitch, I aint sticking my dick in you. You're gonna get it from the back side of a vodka bottle.

[Terra]

Bitch, I aint sticking my dick in you. You're gonna get it from the back side of a vodka bottle.


You need to find your dick in order to stick it.

[Tadao]

That would be a miracle with the way you put on makeup.

[Terra]

I must have pissed you off with the dick comment.

[Tadao]

Nah, it was when you decided to post again.

[Terra]

Oh yeah, that.

[The Leader]

:lol

[Tadao]

When does your baby daddy have the kid? Cause you're ganna get it.

http://i530.photobucket.com/albums/dd347/Yukikosheart/rape.gif

[Terra]

When does your baby daddy have the kid? Cause you're ganna get it.

http://i530.photobucket.com/albums/dd347/Yukikosheart/rape.gif

Sombody else's dick? Clearly we aren't talking about you, are we?

[Tadao]

Don't act like your sober enough to care.

[Terra]

Don't act like your sober enough to care.

And stop behaving as if your sack dropped.

[Tadao]

WTF Are you Jeanette X where you got that little tick, you know where you quote the post just above you and come back with a weak reply?

[Tadao]

Look, if you show me your tits, I'll protect you. Kinda like Chojin and Lenore or whateverthatcuntsnameis.

[Babs]

And stop behaving as if your sack dropped.

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Human/LittleTadao.jpg

You're telling me that there are balls under that dress?

[Grislygus]

DON'T TELL HIM

[Babs]

I can't even have fun here anymore, just knowing Tadao has me on ignore has taken the wind out my sails.

[Grislygus]

I don't have you on ignore lil buddy




Try not to screw that up. Keep being a loud, meandering jackass like the rest of us and no more fucktarded characters

[Babs]

But I thought SickNastyBobo was pretty entertaining. Fine, he will remain in his coma... where he rightfully belongs.

[Tadao]

WTF IS GOING ON HERE! THIS IS WHERE WE MAKE A NAME FOR OURSELVES! STOP BEING FAGGOTS AND FIGHT. I HATE YOU

noticethereisntsnykindofpunctuationmarkthatsbecaus eIhateyoufaggots

[Grislygus]

TADAO WHEN YOU ARE OLD AND CHILDLESS YOU'RE GOING TO BE THAT GUY WHO SCREAMS AT THE NURSING HOME STAFF BECAUSE HE CAN'T HAVE ANOTHER CHOCOLATE JELLO PUDDING CUP



HUGS AND KISSES BUDDY

[Tadao]

i like chocolate pudding :[

[Terra]

Oh, I bet you do.

[executioneer]

BUTTERSCOTCH IS BETTER FUCK YOU TADAO

[Kitsa]

the first time I ever saw tubgirl the first thing I thought of was butterscotch pudding :(

[executioneer]

i haven't ever seen tubgirl

[executioneer]

(NOTE TO WHATEVER SMARTASS IS THINKING IT: FUCKING BANNED)

[Zhukov]

:lol

[Kitsa]

it's not even that extreme anymore.

Anyway, I think the everyday horrors of diaper-surprises have desensitized me. Sometimes it looks like someone's feeding rotten bananas through a play-doh fun factory.

[Babs]

the first time I ever saw tubgirl the first thing I thought of was butterscotch pudding :(

cw-KkWoGZDE

Everytime I see this skit now, I'm going to think of tub girl's butterscotch shit raining down upon disney-esque muskrats.

[Colonel Flagg]

Sometimes it looks like someone's feeding rotten bananas through a play-doh fun factory.

And just think, when she starts eating solid food, they'll get even more interesting.

[Kitsa]

I can imagine.

One time she got some bad formula (I think) and that diaper actually made me puke. It was like hot rotten fish.

[Colonel Flagg]

Believe it or not, you can get used to the smell. I know I did. :\

Although every now and then, there is the surprising "Oh. My. God." moment that sends my senses into orbit. Or to the porcelain Goddess.

[Tadao]

:lol I used to do diaper duty for my little brothers. Reason #2 why I have a vasectomy.

[Kitsa]

my favorites are the ones like there was a freaking explosion down there or something, and shit is inexplicably blasted up the front and back of the clothes, caked in the hair and squishing in the feet.

[Tadao]

Like when I eat slip pea soup and drink a glass of milk later that night.

[Colonel Flagg]

my favorites are the ones like there was a freaking explosion down there or something, and shit is inexplicably blasted up the front and back of the clothes, caked in the hair and squishing in the feet.

Ah, yes. Known in my household as "Mt. St. Helens". I've dealt with more than my share of these. :)

[Kitsa]

For the first five weeks or so, those were all I got. Every three days, like clockwork, and usually when we were about to go somewhere.

edit: I love how this thread is now about baby shit.

[Tadao]

OMG YOU GUYS! STOP DERAILING THE THREAD!

[Tadao]

Look, I can see where you're coming from on why you hate me, and I can't blame you. I haven't made the greatest first impression, and I'll admit I haven't been the greatest towards you either.

But if you would LIKE to see me make a change, you're gonna have to get off my fucking back. I'm trying to mellow out here, and it's all I can do not to snap back into the self I'm trying to lose. Perhaps that speaks of personal problems I've yet to best, but regardless I'd really appreciate it if you'd stop hounding me through every thread and breaking the flow for some stupid vendetta you're carrying. You called me a hypocritical twat, and yet you're being guilty of all the trollish actions I've committed. Pot, meet kettle?

I'm not just singling you out, there's obviously others too, and I'm not saying you all aren't completely justified. But they know where to draw the line man, so that's why I'm messaging you.

Yeah, I could have just said "KNOCK IT THE FUCK OFF", but I'm not like that. And if you ignore what I have to say, what am I going to do about it? Absolutely nothing, except try to keep my cool.

But I'd like to try and see if the civilized approach works first, not all of us Texans believe in shooting on sight.

Regardless of how you take this message, I wish you a good day.

-Kitsunexus

:lol
You do know this is all fun and games here right. Don't take it so seriously. I get all kinds of shit too and thread derailing happens when a subject is dead in the water. Everything's cool, but if there is a chance to be a jerk at someone, I am obligated to do so.

What you've done is beyond fun and games, and is just general dickery. I've sent you another PM waiting for this reply, whether you reply to that, I really don't care. I'm just blighting your existence from my mind. Fuckings.

Dude, I thought you said you were tougher than that. You even invited us to mock you in the New Users section. I didn't think you would take it all this seriously. Sorry dude. Tomorrow is another day. Relax a little.

Little faggot.

[Tadao]

Also, ban him for posting a NSFW link with out telling us it is NSFW.

[Terra]

Anyway. Kitsa have you ever seen green shit from a baby besides meconium? That is Smithsonian material.

[Tadao]

TITS OR GTFO

[Kitsa]

It's kind of yellowish-greenish.

What I can't understand is how liquid goes in, and what comes out looks like chewed-up peanuts suspended in Yellow River mud.

[Terra]

I never got that either. It's like, why the solid stuff? Mia was potty trained at 11 months. Don't ask. It's an oriental thing.

There are SOME days I wish she were still in a diaper.

[Tadao]

SHUT UP

[captain516]

There needs to be a baby thread for this sort of thing, I don't want to read about shit while I'm eating:x

[Colonel Flagg]

Then don't read this thread. : poopydiaperthread

[Terra]

Then we would be required to stay on topic.

[Tadao]

I love how this little homo continues to post. He thinks one day his user name with be worth something one day. :lol

[Dimnos]

my favorites are the ones like there was a freaking explosion down there or something, and shit is inexplicably blasted up the front and back of the clothes, caked in the hair and squishing in the feet.

My favorite is when you finally get it cleaned up and are about to put the fresh diaper on and they drop another one right there in the crib or wherever you happen to be changing them. :lol

[Dimnos]

Or possibly the mid bath dump. :\

[Colonel Flagg]

Oh yes, they drop one in the tub! Then it starts to dissolve and break apart, and you get all kinds of floaties. Oh my.

These are a few of my favorite things ....

[Terra]

I was giving Mia a bath once and I freaked out because I thought there was a waterbug in the tub. Turned out she popped out a teeny hard turd.

:( She pitched a bitch because I took it away before she could play with it.

[Colonel Flagg]

Thanks to whomever modified this thread's title. :)

[Tadao]

WTF you pussies. You deserve people like Coolio and Kitsumshit.

[Tadao]

Not like there isn't 50 poop threads. :rolleyes

[Terra]

Oh no, the pressure to stay on topic is on now.

[Colonel Flagg]

No, this thread is different - almost karma-like in quality.

The smell of poopy
Wafts its way across my nose
While I read this thread

[Kitsa]

I have some sort of universal assignment to deal with the shit of others. It's predestined.

[Terra]

I always thought the poop of others was below me. Now I chase turds like they are the ass end of rainbows.

[Supafly345]

God damn it. God damn it all of you.

[Tadao]

Seriously. Some little fagot comes in here and tries to dis everyone in a dedicated thread, and this is what happens? We need a new Vet list, cause this is bullshit.

[Terra]

Until the topic turned to shit, I pretty much droned it out.

[Tadao]

Let's Mock!

Until the topic turned to shit, I pretty much droned it out.

That would explain your status in life.

[Terra]

I'm glad I didn't show you my tits. JERK! >:

[Sam]

Show them to me so that I know what I will soon be pissing all over.

[Tadao]

I could only improve your status.

[Terra]

You were more fun when you were licking that fucking ice cream cone.

JERK!

[Tadao]

Ok Terra, time to put them on the glass. Either send me bewbs or your child will be smothered.

[Terra]

:confused:

[Kitsa]

fwiw terra, that pic of you and your baby is beautiful. I don't especially want to see bewbs though.

[Terra]

Thank you, Kitsa. FTR there will be no bewbage. :D

[Tadao]

FFS

[Kitsunexus]

How do you even know the boobs are worth seeing, man? Are you really going to lay it all on the table and not know what you're getting? They might be only average! 0_0

You should always ask for a bra-on preview man. It's like buying drugs, are you really just going to take any old white powder, or are you going to try some first? Get the bra pic first before she delivers, then if the goods is good, give her the OK to take it off.

You seem like a man of class so just settling for any old boobs seems like a detriment to your character IMO.

[Dimnos]

You should always ask for a bra-on preview man.

What are you queer?

[Esuohlim]

Why see just a bra when you can get the fucking boobs for free right then there

What the goddamn hell

[Kitsa]

I was changing my baby's diaper and I thought she was finished but instead she had gas and splattered globs of yellow-green shit all over me.

She got bonus points because I'd just showered.

[Terra]

Yeah that's a double deuce right there.

I like how I used to feed Mia, shower and then when I got out and heard her moving around in her crib I would leak again. I'm glad I don't smell like a dairy farm anymore.

[Sam]

That is so hot.

[RaNkeri]

:pagebrak

I'm making a point, guys >:

[kahljorn]

Why see just a bra when you can get the fucking boobs for free right then there

What the goddamn hell

yea its not like its fucking indiana and the ark of the covenant or some shit dude

[Kitsa]

http://www.parenting.com/gallery/Baby/Your-Babys-Poop/1/

I'm also making a point
in the end it's all shit anyway

[Colonel Flagg]

Story of my life. :(

[Dimnos]

http://www.parenting.com/gallery/Baby/Your-Babys-Poop/1/

I'm also making a point
in the end it's all shit anyway


http://www2.worldpub.net/images/parenting/Poop_Glue_P.jpg

Your baby is a cyborg and has sprung a hydraulic leak.

[Terra]

That little spike looks like the Romulan green flag of surrender.