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vwxy866
Mar 24th, 2010, 06:59 PM
This is the true story of George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi, who was going to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the shed. George opened the door to go turn off the light but saw there were people in the shed in the process of stealing things.He immediately phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and George said no and explained the situation. Then they explained that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be there when available.George said, "Okay," hung up,Herve Leger Contrast Insert Dress black (http://www.hervelegerweb.com/herve-leger/herve-leger-contrast-insert-dress-black)Herve Leger corset dress (http://www.hervelegerweb.com/herve-leger/herve-leger-corset-dress) Herve Leger dress 012 (http://www.hervelegerweb.com/herve-leger/herve-leger-dress-012) counted to 30, and phoned the police again."Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot them all."Then he hung up. Within five minutes three squad cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up. Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed.One of the policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

Tadao
Mar 24th, 2010, 07:04 PM
DAWNING OF THE AGE OF AQUARIUS!

The Leader
Mar 24th, 2010, 07:13 PM
THE AGE OF AQUARIUS!

Pentegarn
Mar 25th, 2010, 08:15 AM
You sure it wasn't "This is the end... my only friend the end"?

The Leader
Mar 25th, 2010, 12:07 PM
Fuck you.

Pentegarn
Mar 25th, 2010, 11:06 PM
Without dinner, what am I a slut? Get a hooker next time bitch!

Colonel Flagg
Mar 26th, 2010, 01:21 PM
You sure it wasn't "This is the end... my only friend the end"?

Sad to say this was my first thought too. :(

Fuck you.

Indeed. :(

Aaarg
Mar 26th, 2010, 02:36 PM
the killer awoke before dawn

he put his boots on