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Phoenix Gamma
Apr 23rd, 2010, 05:09 PM
I've always had a thing for this chick, and last week we had sex in one of the student buildings. It was fucking awesome.

We were talking a lot and she said she had feelings for me, so I think "sweet. Having sex with a hot chick who has a thing for me. I'm totally game".

The following days, she's been texting me and IMing me a lot, just to see where I am or what I'm doing. And she's been super forward with me about how the sex was and stuff. So I'm thinking at this point we're gonna start actually dating and shit, right?

She sends me a text last night saying she wants to talk later. Calls me up around 1:30 in the morning to talk. We talked for almost an hour, but here's the abridged version:

Her: I have feelings for you, but I don't really want a relationship, cause you're 30 minutes away. And I've had boyfriends who treat me like shit.
Me: Okay. Whatever. Then we'll just be friends. I can dig it.

Her: But something will happen between us again.
Me: I can control myself. And if you can't, then I'll just give you some space. Keep my distance.

Her: But I don't want to lose you.
Me: Then let's be friends.
Her: But something will happen between us again.

Me: Then let's go out.
Her: But I don't really want a relationship cause you're 30 minutes away.

Me: Then let's just be friends.
Her: More bullshit. Repeat. So basically, I can't talk to her, but I can't NOT talk to her. I can't go out with her, but I can't be friends with her, and I can't ignore her. We just went in circles for almost a goddamn hour.

Chicks, man >:

Esuohlim
Apr 23rd, 2010, 05:25 PM
This is a great example of a girl that's not worth the trouble. You'll find out the hard way.

Phoenix Gamma
Apr 23rd, 2010, 05:28 PM
I learned that when I closed my eyes and wished real hard and didn't get those 50 minutes back >:

Pentegarn
Apr 23rd, 2010, 05:28 PM
30 minutes? That's all?

Something else is bugging her I bet, she just doesn't want to tell you what it is. I imagine the whole "And I've had boyfriends who treat me like shit." comment is in the center of it.

Phoenix Gamma
Apr 23rd, 2010, 05:34 PM
She dated a guy for awhile who had serious issues. Used to hit shit and curse over stupid stuff. Speed up and slam on the breaks when they were driving. Stopped talking to her for a week, then invited her to come over his place. She found 8 condom wrappers when he wasn't looking and left. They haven't talked since, but they haven't officially broken up.

I think she said last night that she'd talk to him, but she was being really quiet so I couldn't hear her, and she hung up.

Oh yea. That's another thing. I said like eight fucking times "I can't hear you. You're cutting out. Can I call you back or talk to you in person?" Goddammit, I hate when I tell people I can't hear them on the phone and they keep talking. >:

10,000 Volt Ghost
Apr 23rd, 2010, 06:46 PM
You should work in a call center Phoenix. Then hate yourself >;

It sounds like she is still seeing him, sexed with you, realized you weren't a d-bag but is afraid that the d-bag will find out about it.

kahljorn
Apr 23rd, 2010, 07:17 PM
what ghost said

Phoenix Gamma
Apr 23rd, 2010, 08:26 PM
I already left her a voicemail saying I'm not putting up with it if she's not gonna decide. I dunno if she got it though cause her phone's kinda weird. Won't see her till Monday though, thank god.

Whatever chicks are dumb right guys? >:

Sam
Apr 23rd, 2010, 08:56 PM
Fuck her friends even better then you laid her so they tell her about it and she will realize what she is missing and come CRAWLING to you.

bigtimecow
Apr 23rd, 2010, 09:38 PM
Fuck her friends even better then you laid her so they tell her about it and she will realize what she is missing and come CRAWLING to you.

yeah greg

Zhukov
Apr 24th, 2010, 05:27 AM
I didn't understand what 30 minutes away meant, but you mean 30 minutes travel away, right?


Why the hell is that a problem?

Pentegarn
Apr 24th, 2010, 07:24 AM
I didn't understand what 30 minutes away meant, but you mean 30 minutes travel away, right?


Why the hell is that a problem?

Exactly! I live about 20 minutes travel from my GF. If it were an additional 10 minutes I would not feel any differently about her.

As I said, that 30 minute thing is BS. You are right to be pissed.

If anything, tell her if you mean anything to her she will have the respect to at least tell you the truth. If it turns out it really is the 30 minutes away thing then she's an idiot and you are better off without her.

10,000 Volt Ghost
Apr 24th, 2010, 08:57 AM
I dunno if she got it though cause her phone's kinda weird.


Dunno if she got them because her phone is weird or dunno if she got them because her creepy ex checks her voicemail.

30 minutes away from her isn't that bad but GAS PRICES THESE DAYS....I DUNT' KNAW.

Phoenix Gamma
Apr 24th, 2010, 11:37 AM
Dunno if she got them because her phone is weird or dunno if she got them because her creepy ex checks her voicemail.No. I mean the thing said "Press 1 to leave voicemail". But there wasn't a prompt to talk. So it might not have recorded :lol

She only texted me saying "Sorry I didn't mean for it to go that way" (cause I lost my patience and was talking very loud cause "hey we have shit reception let's just keep talking anyways! Here I'll whisper!") so I dunno if she got it or not. I texted her back saying "Well at least we'll have space this weekend. We should probably talk about that in person."

And yea, the other excuses are BS but I doubt she'll give me a straight answer.

Zhukov
Apr 24th, 2010, 12:33 PM
Do you think you even need a straight answer? As in, will it have any importance to your choices whether or not she dodges telling you the truth?

10,000 Volt Ghost
Apr 24th, 2010, 03:12 PM
I forgot what phone company was but I had to call someone from INDIANA and their message system said "IF YOU'D REALLY LIKE TO LEAVE THEM A MESSAGE PRESS 6." I was like "Really, 6???"

Sam
Apr 24th, 2010, 03:15 PM
I'M PRETTY SURE I GAVE YOU ALL THE ADVICE YOU ARE GOING TO NEED IN THIS SITUATION, MODS PLEASE LOCK THIS THREAD.

Phoenix Gamma
Apr 24th, 2010, 10:50 PM
Do you think you even need a straight answer? As in, will it have any importance to your choices whether or not she dodges telling you the truth?

Nah. A few days ago, it did matter, but I'm over it now. I actually can't wait to tell her I'm not waiting for an answer and moving on :lol

I'M PRETTY SURE I GAVE YOU ALL THE ADVICE YOU ARE GOING TO NEED IN THIS SITUATION, MODS PLEASE LOCK THIS THREAD.

You told me to fuck all of her friends. But I don't know any of them :(

I forgot what phone company was but I had to call someone from INDIANA and their message system said "IF YOU'D REALLY LIKE TO LEAVE THEM A MESSAGE PRESS 6." I was like "Really, 6???"
This said "press 1 to leave a message". So I pressed 1 and heard silence, and assumed it was recording so I just talked. That's why I don't know if she got it. So I might have to tell her again that I'm not gonna wait for her to make up her mind.

Sigh. Wimmenz...

Grislygus
Apr 25th, 2010, 05:45 AM
You told me to fuck all of her friends. But I don't know any of them :(

This is a problem, why

kahljorn
Apr 25th, 2010, 05:46 AM
you should just sort of ignore the situation more and act like everything is normal so you can fuck her again

Phoenix Gamma
Apr 25th, 2010, 09:56 AM
This is a problem, why
Cause then I can't take Sam's advice and fuck everybody :lol

Phoenix Gamma
Apr 26th, 2010, 01:50 AM
NEVERMIND WE TALKED AND DECIDED TO BE FRIENDS EXCEPT SHE SAYS WE'LL ALWAYS BE MORE THEN FRIENDS, BUT WE'RE NOT FUCKBUDDIES, BUT MAYBE SOMETIME IN THE FUTURE WE'LL FUCK OR SOMETHING.

GODDAMMIT DON'T TELL ME WE'RE MORE THAN FRIENDS IF I'M NOT GETTING ANY.

DAMMIT I NEED A GOOD FUCK NOW >:

Tadao
Apr 26th, 2010, 01:54 AM
Ah hah! Now you have her right were you want her. These are the crucial moments my friend. The question is, what do you want? Do you want love or sex? Don't say both. That's for the future.

Phoenix Gamma
Apr 26th, 2010, 02:01 AM
I DUNNO RIGHT NOW I'M FRUSTRATED CAUSE SHE IM'D ME AND STUFF AND I'M ALL "OKAY WELL IF WE'RE MORE THEN FRIENDS BUT NOT FUCKBUDDIES THEN WE SHOULD PROBABLY TELL EACH OTHER WHEN WE'RE OVERSTEPPING OUR BOUNDARIES" AND SHIT CAUSE SHE FLIRTS LIKE CRAZY AND I DON'T WANT HER TO SHIT ON MY PARADE IF I FLIRT BACK, YOU KNOW?

SHE DOESN'T SET ANY BOUNDARIES, SHE JUST SAYS "so if you say stop I keep going? hahaha"

WHAT.

Fathom Zero
Apr 26th, 2010, 02:03 AM
She seems more trouble than she's worth. And she's fickle.

And there are plenty of other guys she's thinking about constantly, some better than you.

Phoenix Gamma
Apr 26th, 2010, 02:05 AM
YEA I KNOW IT'S NOT WORTH THE TROUBLE BUT SHE'S STILL ALL OVER MAH BALLS, MAN THAT'S NOT FAIR. AT LEAST OTHER GIRLS BACK OFF WHEN WE SAY WE'RE JUST FRIENDS.

HEY WAIT I'M A PRETTY COOL GUY ACTUALLY TAKE THAT BACK >:

Fathom Zero
Apr 26th, 2010, 02:09 AM
Your opinions don't matter on this, geekbait.

Tadao
Apr 26th, 2010, 02:14 AM
Get her to take nekid pics. Do freaky stuff her other guys wont do. Treat her like a cum rag. That's what she wants. I wish I was joking. :(

Phoenix Gamma
Apr 26th, 2010, 03:42 AM
NAH I KINDA WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH A SANE PERSON. THIS BITCH IS A PAIN IN THE ASS.

MAYBE I'LL ASK HER IF SHE HAS ANY SINGLE FRIENDS SHE WANTS TO HOOK ME UP WITH. CAUSE THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS ARE FOR RIGHT?

Fathom Zero
Apr 26th, 2010, 03:43 AM
That would be an awesome thing to ask, actually.

10,000 Volt Ghost
Apr 26th, 2010, 09:27 AM
Agreed.

Also ask her "since we're more than friends are we friends with benefits?" (Which is less than F-
Buddies) "Or if we're not you shouldn't mind if I see other friends then."

bigtimecow
Apr 26th, 2010, 11:18 AM
friends with benefits is a bullshit concept though and you all fucking know that

PG, don't get caught up in that shit. there needs to be definition

Phoenix Gamma
Apr 26th, 2010, 11:54 AM
I ALREADY SAID I'M NOT HAVING SEX WITH HER AGAIN. GOSH. I SHOULD PROBABLY ACTUALLY TELL THAT TO HER AND NOT THE INTERNET THOUGH :lol ALSO I WENT ON A DATE WITH ROSIE PALMS LAST NIGHT SO I DON'T EVEN CARE NOW I FEEL BETTER MAN I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I'M POSTING IN CAPS IN THIS THREAD I'M NOT EVEN THAT MAD.

I JUST WISH SHE WASN'T SO DAMN CLINGY SHE'S TEXTING ME 24/7 ASKING WHERE I AM AND SENDING ME RANDOM SMILIES AND SHIT AND SHE JUST SENT ME ANOTHER SAYING SHE WAS SORRY SHE DIDN'T SAY "BYE" TO ME THIS MORNING. THE HELL? HEY ADAM SORRY I DIDN'T SAY BYE TO YOU THAT ONE TIME. I WAS POOPING OR SOME SHIT I THINK ;) ;) ;)

No really I was pooping.

Tadao
Apr 26th, 2010, 01:09 PM
Crazy bitches are the best

Phoenix Gamma
Apr 26th, 2010, 01:31 PM
YOU'RE TELLING ME. FUCKING AWESOME SEX.

IT'S GONNA BE A DAMN TOUGH ACT TO FOLLOW.

10,000 Volt Ghost
Apr 26th, 2010, 02:13 PM
Crazy bitches are the best


>:

YOU'RE TELLING ME. FUCKING AWESOME SEX.

IT'S GONNA BE A DAMN TOUGH ACT TO FOLLOW.

>:

Tadao
Apr 26th, 2010, 02:15 PM
Yeah well, 10k. You're not supposed to give them access to you stuff.

10,000 Volt Ghost
Apr 26th, 2010, 03:20 PM
....yeah. Hopefully your friend isn't a creeper Gamma.

Phoenix Gamma
Apr 26th, 2010, 04:38 PM
"NO WAY" I SAID TO MYSELF. "SHE'S NOT THE CREEPER TYPE".

I STOPPED ANSWERING HER TEXTS AND NOW SHE'S ALL "HEY ARE YOU SLEEPING O_o????" AND SHIT AND "YOU NEVER TEXTED ME BACK I WAS TELLING YOU WHY I DIDN'T SAY GOODBYE" IN CLASS. I HOPE THIS DOESN'T ESCALATE BUT IT PROBABLY WON'T I'M NOT MUCH OF A LOOKER ANYWAYS.

EITHER WAY THIS BROAD IS DUMB I'M GONNA GO HAVE SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE THANX GUYS

10,000 Volt Ghost
Apr 26th, 2010, 04:42 PM
:lol You better pop the question so she leaves you alone.

Tadao
Apr 26th, 2010, 04:55 PM
Hah, the more you ignore her the more she'll want you. Treat her like shit and she'll be spending all her time trying to get you to treat her nice. If you want to get rid of her, do something really sweet and romantic and tell her that you have never felt this way about someone and you know that in time she will learn to love you.

She'll feel the creeps from you and text you half as much. If you keep it up, she'll leave you alone completely.

She has a douche of a BF, she likes it when you make her feel ugly. This bitch likes it rough and filthy. You could have fucked her asshole, but you pulled the nice card and asked first. She wanted her hole raped.

Edit: 10K said it in fewer words. :( WHAT A FAG.

Phoenix Gamma
Apr 26th, 2010, 05:21 PM
ACTUALLY I SUGGESTED ANAL CAUSE SHE KEPT SAYING "YEA WE'LL DO ANYTHING YOU WANT AND GO AS FAR AS YOU WANT".

"WHAT?! ANAL?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO".

I KNOW A LOT OF CHICKS DON'T LIKE THAT BUT DON'T KEEP TELLING ME YOU'LL DO ANYTHING AND THEN TELL ME "NO" >: EVEN WHEN HAVING SEX SHE CAN'T MAKE UP HER MIND GODDAMMIT.

Tadao
Apr 26th, 2010, 05:25 PM
Next time when a girl says that, establish a safe word, don't suggest. You'll be surprised just how far they'll go. If it's discussed, they'll back down everytime cause girls need it to be "in the moment" but us guys know that we planned this already the night before while jerking it.

10,000 Volt Ghost
Apr 26th, 2010, 05:33 PM
I'm still working on my current one for that. Vodka helps.

Phoenix Gamma
Apr 26th, 2010, 05:36 PM
I'LL KEEP THAT IN MIND BUT THE FIRST STEP IS DATING SOMEONE ELSE BUT EVERY CHICK I KNOW HERE IS TAKEN.

I HATE COLLEGE THANK JESUS IT'S OVER IN 2 WEEKS >: >: >:

Dimnos
Apr 26th, 2010, 05:40 PM
Ah hah! Now you have her right were you want her. These are the crucial moments my friend. The question is, what do you want? Do you want love or sex? Don't say both. That's for the future.

This. This. This. This. This. This. This. This.

You should move on and start dating someone else. Someone you can have fun with but nothing to serious.

She seems more trouble than she's worth. And she's fickle.

Fickle women are the worst. Personally I like a woman that KNOWS what she wants.

Dimnos
Apr 26th, 2010, 05:49 PM
I didnt even see the 2nd page. :lol

Go back and read everything T said. The man knows.

10,000 Volt Ghost
Apr 26th, 2010, 06:01 PM
PH, you're in college dude? That's feasting time.....unless you go to a technical school.

Tadao
Apr 26th, 2010, 06:23 PM
College smollege, he's alive. If you're alive it's feasting time.

Pentegarn
Apr 26th, 2010, 07:05 PM
Elements of this thread made me want to go reread 10k's drama from back in December and January

Sam
Apr 26th, 2010, 08:43 PM
HEY PHEONIX GAMMA HOOK ME UP WITH THIS CHICK

I'LL POUND HER DAYLIGHTS OUT, CRAZY CHICKS ARE MY SPECIALTY

Colonel Flagg
Apr 26th, 2010, 09:16 PM
Elements of this thread made me want to go reread 10k's drama from back in December and January

Don't. It doesn't end well. :(

EDIT: Speaking of drama, what about George's little episode? He still has to deliver the punchline. Is he in hiding with Willie or what?

Phoenix Gamma
Apr 26th, 2010, 09:51 PM
FEASTING WTF I WANT TO DATE AND HAVE SEX. I DON'T WANT TO CONSUME THEM. GROSS.

Dimnos
Apr 26th, 2010, 11:09 PM
Don't. It doesn't end well. :(



What? Did he get married? :lol

Pentegarn
Apr 27th, 2010, 06:09 AM
Don't. It doesn't end well. :(

EDIT: Speaking of drama, what about George's little episode? He still has to deliver the punchline. Is he in hiding with Willie or what?

It doesn't really end at all, we never got closure on Lizzy's possible pending incarceration for identity theft or if she's 10k's baby-mama (of if the pregnancy was even real for that matter)

Just like no closure on the George saga :(

10,000 Volt Ghost
Apr 27th, 2010, 09:16 AM
You guys know as much as me actually. She is still on the lamb as far as I know.

Tadao
Apr 27th, 2010, 10:41 AM
She has enough money for a new tattoo.

http://s225.photobucket.com/albums/dd191/lizzymelbows/

What a stupid fucking tattoo btw

10,000 Volt Ghost
Apr 27th, 2010, 11:01 AM
I'm at work so its blocked. I probably should call the sheriff when I get home.

Fathom Zero
Apr 27th, 2010, 11:47 AM
It's so creepy still seeing pictures of her with you.

10,000 Volt Ghost
Apr 27th, 2010, 12:44 PM
That is super creepy. I'm going to have to put new gf picks up then.

Phoenix, where are the pics at???

bigtimecow
Apr 27th, 2010, 12:54 PM
is 10k's story in thread back ups?

Colonel Flagg
Apr 27th, 2010, 01:00 PM
It doesn't really end at all, we never got closure on Lizzy's possible pending incarceration for identity theft or if she's 10k's baby-mama (of if the pregnancy was even real for that matter)

Yes, that's what I meant, of course, by not ending well.

She's still out there .....

Phoenix Gamma
Apr 27th, 2010, 01:06 PM
That is super creepy. I'm going to have to put new gf picks up then.

Phoenix, where are the pics at???

What pics? Of her? I don't have any, and I don't feel like creeping through her Facebook to get them.

Er, I mean...

HEY I'M NOT GONNA SEE HER TODAY OR TOMORROW HELL I MIGHT NOT SEE HER FOR A WHOLE WEEK THAT'S PRETTY GOOD I HOPE SHE DOESN'T TEXT ME THOUGH MY INBOX IS ALMOST FULL CAUSE OF HER.

10,000 Volt Ghost
Apr 27th, 2010, 01:37 PM
You should take pics of here that way we can decide how crazy she is. We are experts.

The Leader
Apr 27th, 2010, 01:40 PM
Make sure she's naked too so we can more accurately assess how crazy she is.

10,000 Volt Ghost
Apr 27th, 2010, 01:47 PM
is 10k's story in thread back ups?

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69703811
and

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69701432

Make sure she's naked too so we can more accurately assess how crazy she is.

That is really the easiest way to figure it out.

Chojin
Apr 27th, 2010, 10:27 PM
i think anal sex is kinda disgusting tbh

i don't understand why most guys put it up on a pedestal

Tadao
Apr 27th, 2010, 11:09 PM
The one time my gf asked for it, we didn't know what we were doing. We were like 21 years old or something and I got board trying to put it in he ass so I just fucked her pee hole instead.

elx
Apr 27th, 2010, 11:24 PM
there's a very small margin area for success when it comes to that. when you're first learning it's kind of guaranteed to be awful. it's sorta like driving a golf ball i think. when you're a beginner and just starting out on your first practice rounds 1 of 2 things is bound to happen. 1 - you hit the ball improperly and it causes reverberations to go through your arm that leave your hand hurting for a long time which is a totally unpleasant unforgettable feeling. or 2 - you swing it perfectly and it's nice and smooth and awesome. you're going to miss a lot at first but then once you've properly learned how you'll have it down for good and it'll always go great. and i think that consistency is why guys like it so much. although there are lots of other things like not being able to get pregnant that probably contribute to the appeal..


and i guess it is always kinda gross but what sex isnt? :(

Zhukov
Apr 27th, 2010, 11:36 PM
:eek

Tadao
Apr 27th, 2010, 11:41 PM
sucking on pussy is not gross. it's yummy

:yum

Zhukov
Apr 27th, 2010, 11:58 PM
You're right there Tadao, but 16 year old girls teaching us about anal sex is a bit wrong. :\

Tadao
Apr 28th, 2010, 12:05 AM
I hate when I'm jerking to porn and a girl gets ass fucked. That's not a pretty sight.

Dimnos
Apr 28th, 2010, 12:33 AM
You're right there Tadao, but 16 year old girls teaching us about anal sex is a bit wrong. :\

Shes 17. Round these parts thats legal. :yum

sucking on pussy is not gross. it's yummy

:yum

This! Because its the truest of truths ever to be truthed. :yum



Personally I think the draw to anal isnt so much that it feels good. Although in some cases it is tighter and that can be a good thing. Its more... This chick is letting me stick it in her pooper! :lol :airhorn

Tadao
Apr 28th, 2010, 12:36 AM
I think it has everything to do with abuse power sex. Anal usually is done while choking the bitch and spitting into her mouth while her whore mascara runs down her tear stained cheeks.

Also I think Shrub just came.

Phoenix Gamma
Apr 28th, 2010, 01:50 AM
You should take pics of here that way we can decide how crazy she is. We are experts.

NO SHE'S NOT CRAZY SHE'S JUST STUPID TRUST ME SHE ACTUALLY WENT ALL DAY WITHOUT CONTACTING ME WHICH IS NICE ACTUALLY. BUT THEN I REALIZED THE BOYFRIEND SHE HASN'T SPOKEN TO IN A WEEK JUST CAME TO CAMPUS SO I GUESS THAT'S WHY.

THEY'RE DOWN THE HALL FROM WHERE I'M WORKING RIGHT NOW. I HOPE THEY STOP BY I WANNA MEET HIM AND SAY "I HEARD A LOT ABOUT YOU. WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON!" :lol



I don't have the balls to say that IRL but I wish I did :(

Tadao
Apr 28th, 2010, 01:53 AM
Return her panties in front of him. Then piss on her foot and yell "MINE".

Phoenix Gamma
Apr 28th, 2010, 02:03 AM
BUT I DON'T EVEN LIKE HER ANYMORE I JUST WANT HER TO STOP BEING ALL FLIRTY AND SHIT ALL THE TIME IF SHE JUST WANTS TO BE FRIENDS. WHICH IS AGREED ON IN THE FIRST PLACE.

SHIT I WANT A DRINK NOW. ALL I WANTED TO DO TONIGHT WAS WATCH FIGHT CLUB AND A GOOFY MOVIE BUT NOW I'M TOO PISSED OFF.

Tadao
Apr 28th, 2010, 02:07 AM
OH GEEZ MAN, LET HER FEEL LIKE A DIRTY WHORE.

Phoenix Gamma
Apr 28th, 2010, 02:12 AM
NEVER MIND IT'S NOT EVEN HER BOY FRIEND IT'S JUST SOME GUY SHE ASKED TO COME OVER.

WELL NOW THAT I KNOW I SLEPT WITH A SLUT I REALLY WANT A DRINK BUT ALL I HAVE IS A 12 PACK OF COKE. THAT WON'T GET ME DRUNK IT DOESN'T EVEN GIVE ME A CAFFEINE BOOST.

Tadao
Apr 28th, 2010, 02:21 AM
SOUNDS LIKE AN OPPORTUNITY TO TAG TEAM A WHORE.

Sam
Apr 28th, 2010, 02:23 AM
YOU SHOULD STILL WATCH GOOFY MOVIE.

FEELS GOOD MAN.

Tadao
Apr 28th, 2010, 02:27 AM
MAYBE YOU SHOULD DRINK COLA AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES. THEN AFTER YOU LEVELED, YOU CAN WATCH PORN AND FALL ASLEEP WITH A NAVEL FULL OF CUM.

or you can text her and tell her that you wanna get a blow job while some dude plows her pussy, while playing your PSP.

Phoenix Gamma
Apr 28th, 2010, 02:32 AM
YOU SHOULD STILL WATCH GOOFY MOVIE.

FEELS GOOD MAN.

:lol I'M WATCHING IT NOW. I ALREADY FEEL ALL BETTER AND I'M ONL 9 MINUTES IN. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY.

HEY MAX. IT'S THE LEANING TOWER OF CHEESE-A! :lol

ilu guys.

Zomboid
Apr 28th, 2010, 03:05 AM
How do you know who that guy is? You texted her, didn't you? Pussy.

YOU'RE LOSING ALL OF YOUR POWER, AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT.

Phoenix Gamma
Apr 28th, 2010, 03:14 AM
NO SHE CAME BY TO CHECK UP ON ME AND I WAS GONNA USE THE LINE I THOUGHT UP IN MY HEAD CAUSE I THOUGHT IT'D BE A SICK BURN. BUT SHE SAID HE'S JUST A FRIEND SHE CALLED CAUSE SHE WANTED SOMEONE TO TALK TO OR WHATEVER THEN SHE LEFT AND I WAS MAD THAT I COULDN'T SAY THE THING AND THEN I REALIZED SHE'S PROBABLY SCREWING THAT GUY TOO. I MEAN WHO COMES OVER AT 2:30 IN THE MORNING TO TALK ANYWAYS. SO I STARTED THE MOVIE.

THEN SHE CAME BY GOT HER STUFF AND LEFT WITH THE GUY AND IGNORES ME AND TEXTS ME SAYING GOODNIGHT. WHEN I IGNORE SOMEONE I DON'T KEEP TEXTING THEM. THAT'S WHY FROM NOW ON, I'M NOT TALKING TO HER UNLESS IT'S ABOUT A GOOFY MOVIE. CAUSE SHIT THIS MOVIE'S RAD.



No, seriously, I'm cutting her off. Unless she brings up this movie. Then I'll talk to her. BUT ONLY ABOUT A GOOFY MOVIE. THE SEQUEL DOESN'T COUNT

Tadao
Apr 28th, 2010, 03:48 AM
Oh man, this bitch is perfect training material for you on the subject of whores who like to fuck.

DON'T BLOW IT.

Phoenix Gamma
Apr 28th, 2010, 03:55 AM
YEA I LEARNED THAT SHE LIKES TO FUCK.

WHEN SHE TOOK OFF MY PANTS.

Tadao
Apr 28th, 2010, 04:40 AM
What a waste of a dirty whore. :(

I've had my share of sluts, I'm a slut myself. I don't see what the big deal is.

Yeah, she's confused in the head. I don't think you have it all together either.

"You don't miss your water, till your well runs dry"

Supafly345
Apr 28th, 2010, 05:39 AM
Halt all conversations with her about the subject, forbid it. Maybe even tell her to never think about it. Problem solved, things will progress naturally whether it be romantic or otherwise.

Supafly345
Apr 28th, 2010, 05:42 AM
Oh wait, I didn't realize this thread was several pages long.

Zhukov
Apr 28th, 2010, 07:10 AM
Yeah, yeah, caps lock. Can we just not have ten line paragraphs of it, please?

10,000 Volt Ghost
Apr 28th, 2010, 11:03 AM
NO SHE CAME BY TO CHECK UP ON ME AND I WAS GONNA USE THE LINE I THOUGHT UP IN MY HEAD CAUSE I THOUGHT IT'D BE A SICK BURN. BUT SHE SAID HE'S JUST A FRIEND SHE CALLED CAUSE SHE WANTED SOMEONE TO TALK TO OR WHATEVER THEN SHE LEFT AND I WAS MAD THAT I COULDN'T SAY THE THING AND THEN I REALIZED SHE'S PROBABLY SCREWING THAT GUY TOO. I MEAN WHO COMES OVER AT 2:30 IN THE MORNING TO TALK ANYWAYS. SO I STARTED THE MOVIE.

THEN SHE CAME BY GOT HER STUFF AND LEFT WITH THE GUY AND IGNORES ME AND TEXTS ME SAYING GOODNIGHT. WHEN I IGNORE SOMEONE I DON'T KEEP TEXTING THEM. THAT'S WHY FROM NOW ON, I'M NOT TALKING TO HER UNLESS IT'S ABOUT A GOOFY MOVIE. CAUSE SHIT THIS MOVIE'S RAD.



No, seriously, I'm cutting her off. Unless she brings up this movie. Then I'll talk to her. BUT ONLY ABOUT A GOOFY MOVIE. THE SEQUEL DOESN'T COUNT


MAAAAYYYBBBEEE LOVE IS THE REASON WHY
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Fathom Zero
Apr 28th, 2010, 12:08 PM
You know, I've been watching that video non-fusking stop.

Dimnos
Apr 28th, 2010, 05:32 PM
I say you keep on ignoring her buddy. If she even tries to speak or text you just tell her to fuck off. Literally. Those two words and nothing else. Fuck off. Maybe a >: even but thats it.

Phoenix Gamma
Apr 28th, 2010, 06:18 PM
BITCHES DON'T KNOW BOUT MY EMOTICONS >: >: >:

Nah I don't wanna be a dick. She hasn't sent me anything in the past few hours, which is a record. The second I ever get pissed off, she just starts buttering me up. So I'll just keep being super happy all the time and maybe she'll leave me alone B)

And Goofy Movie did the trick. TALK TO MEH TALK TO MEH TALK TO MEH BAYBEEEEEEEEH.

kahljorn
Apr 28th, 2010, 09:25 PM
honestly i think you should follow tadao's advice enjoy life to the fullest!

Sam
Apr 28th, 2010, 09:49 PM
YOU SHOULD FOLLOW MY ADVICE AND WATCH THE GOOFY MOVIE AGAIN.

10,000 Volt Ghost
Apr 29th, 2010, 10:43 AM
You know, I've been watching that video non-fusking stop.


I used to try and do the dance in the movie theater when that came out to get girls. It didn't work. :(

Fathom Zero
Apr 29th, 2010, 06:41 PM
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Babs
May 1st, 2010, 02:25 AM
I hate when I'm jerking to porn and a girl gets ass fucked. That's not a pretty sight.

especially when a scoop of chocolate crowns itself on the tip.

NEVER MIND IT'S NOT EVEN HER BOY FRIEND IT'S JUST SOME GUY SHE ASKED TO COME OVER.

WELL NOW THAT I KNOW I SLEPT WITH A SLUT I REALLY WANT A DRINK BUT ALL I HAVE IS A 12 PACK OF COKE. THAT WON'T GET ME DRUNK IT DOESN'T EVEN GIVE ME A CAFFEINE BOOST.

More like some guy she had "cum" over. Don't let that cunt play you like you're some timid bitch, confront that whore.

10,000 Volt Ghost
May 1st, 2010, 09:22 AM
PHOENIX, ARE YOU AND THE OTHER GUY TAG TEAM CHAMPS YET?

Rez
May 1st, 2010, 12:00 PM
I've always had a thing for this chick, and last week we had sex in one of the student buildings. It was fucking awesome.

We were talking a lot and she said she had feelings for me, so I think "sweet. Having sex with a hot chick who has a thing for me. I'm totally game".

The following days, she's been texting me and IMing me a lot, just to see where I am or what I'm doing. And she's been super forward with me about how the sex was and stuff. So I'm thinking at this point we're gonna start actually dating and shit, right?

She sends me a text last night saying she wants to talk later. Calls me up around 1:30 in the morning to talk. We talked for almost an hour, but here's the abridged version:

So basically, I can't talk to her, but I can't NOT talk to her. I can't go out with her, but I can't be friends with her, and I can't ignore her. We just went in circles for almost a goddamn hour.

Chicks, man >:

ya blew it!

i'm not reading the rest of this thread. hopefully someone mentioned how she really wanted you to convince her that 30 minutes is nothin, and that you're not going to be an asshole, because thats exactly what she wanted to hear before going "ALRIGHT LET'S DO THIS!"

OOPS!

EDIT: OH BOY I JUST READ THE REST OF THIS THREAD. never mind everything is terrible here.

Phoenix Gamma
May 2nd, 2010, 11:27 PM
PHOENIX, ARE YOU AND THE OTHER GUY TAG TEAM CHAMPS YET?
NO WHY WOULD I DO THAT?

1) IF I'M GONNA HAVE A THREESOME, IT'S GONNA BE ME AND TWO CHICKS.
2) SHE'S OBVIOUSLY JUST LEADING ME ON SO I'M NOT GONNA BOTHER
AND 3) I'M NOT REALLY LOOKING FOR THAT ANYWAYS.

10,000 Volt Ghost
May 2nd, 2010, 11:33 PM
I would spit roast a girl...

Sam
May 2nd, 2010, 11:39 PM
I'll tag with you man.

10,000 Volt Ghost
May 3rd, 2010, 11:17 AM
:SAMHORN.

Sam
May 3rd, 2010, 02:47 PM
:SAMHAIN

10,000 Volt Ghost
May 3rd, 2010, 03:46 PM
:lol I was thinking that right after.

PHOENIX, ME AND SAM WILL GIVE HER THE DOUBLE AIRHORN

Sam
May 3rd, 2010, 04:02 PM
WE'LL BUST HER OPEN LIKE A LICKITY SPLIT.

Dimnos
May 3rd, 2010, 04:36 PM
The Bill and Sam body slam!

10,000 Volt Ghost
May 3rd, 2010, 04:47 PM
WITH A BOOM BOX THAT PLAY "WHOOMP THERE IT IS."

Sam
May 3rd, 2010, 06:23 PM
I'LL GIVE HER THE BARRY SANDWICH

bigtimecow
May 4th, 2010, 01:24 AM
GUYS GROSS

RESPECT

Sam
May 4th, 2010, 01:25 AM
BIGCOWTIME

YOU JUST DON'T RESPECT THE VERY REAL SEXUAL THREAT THAT BILL AND I BOTH REPRESENT

bigtimecow
May 4th, 2010, 02:06 AM
this is true; i DISrespect it because i envy it :(

Fathom Zero
May 6th, 2010, 11:29 AM
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