Hey

[Lotida]

Hi :love

[Wiffles]

*waves* ^.^

[Esuohlim]

Fuck off >:

[Grislygus]

oh my gid i am so drubk

[Grislygus]

i'm present enough to remember your name, but it toook akk of my.concentration just to log.ib

[Grislygus]

ha, ha

[Esuohlim]

THIS THREAD IS NOW THE POST WHILE DRUNK THREAD. YOU CAN EVEN BE PRETEND DRUNK :eek

FROM NOW ON ANY POST THAT IS COMPLETELY COHERENT WILL BE EDITED

[Grislygus]

duede what

[Esuohlim]

its beena long,. day ok >:( gus goto bed

[Grislygus]

anoh i think i ahve sine idea

[Grislygus]

holyl shit

[Grislygus]

good thing for cekl phone right

cause i can post, whsi it gotta be arhing

[Esuohlim]

anoh i think i ahve sine idea


:eej

[Grislygus]

whys it gotta be a thijg

[Grislygus]

:deadwood

[Grislygus]

achewood

[Grislygus]

why they gotta make it a rhing

[Grislygus]

thing

[Fathom Zero]

This dude is in thenhouse

[Pentegarn]

wonce eye poested druunk

Werked owt pourluy four mee

[Lotida]

EDITETED

[Colonel Flagg]

High their, person who has know idea who aye am.

From won who has know idea who ewe aar.

[Sam]

THISD DUDEDS COME FROM CIRUC MSTANCES

[Esuohlim]

shti i need top buy more[ keetel one ;raysmunckels

[Sam]

HEREE WE A RE HOINEY

TWO FAGS IN A VAN

[Lotida]

EDTED

[The Leader]

you ahve to post lik e yourdrunk

[Esuohlim]

lolaitad your aqre an idoit cunt :rolleggs

[Sam]

rolelghsa

[Sam]

sometimes man, sometimes, i just wish that mulehoruse backwards could just like

hang out man you know? just hang out with me? and it'd be so fun man we'd hang out man, oh man it would be fun man and we would just hang outttt like i used to do with nothign4buddha mannnn and i just i just i just *SOB SOB SOB*

[Pentegarn]

yoush should hear yourshelf.

Isht's dishcrashful

[Colonel Flagg]

HUG IT OUT!

[Lotida]

EDTED


I am sorry I hurt your feelings sweetie... you can go back to pretending like you are drunk!! :) I would say pretending like you are 14.. but judging from your pictures.. I think you really are 14.

Again, I am sorry I hurt your tender feelings. It won't happen again.

P.S. Feel free to delete this post as well... at least that way I know for sure you have received my apologies!! :love

[elx]

Perhaps some of us would like to read what this individual has to say, Esuohilm. Please take your overly oppressive practice to North Korea with Justin Bieber.:posh

[Seven Force]

Perhaps some of us can hold our liquor and type coherently :lol

[Lotida]

Milhouse took a liking to me years ago. I think the old feelings resurfaced.. He's not sure how to deal... with that and puberty going on at the same time... it can get difficult.

[Esuohlim]

Perhaps some of us would like to read what this individual has to say, Esuohilm. Please take your overly oppressive practice to North Korea with Justin Bieber.:posh

If you remember Terra, she and Lotida are pretty much interchangable. She uses the old "insults must be love!" shtick that the unintelligent women of this message board love doing. I guess there was a lack of vapidity around here lately and it signaled her over like a homing beacon.

Hello, ignore list!

[Tadao]

what size cup is she?

[Seven Force]

I miss Terra :(
hi Esuohlim :(

[elx]

If you remember Terra, she and Lotida are pretty much interchangable. She uses the old "insults must be love!" shtick that the unintelligent women of this message board love doing. I guess there was a lack of vapidity around here lately and it signaled her over like a homing beacon.

Hello, ignore list!
idc idc idc, way 2 combo break your own thread


aslo htis fce es koool :posh

[Chojin]

i also forget who lotida is

[Esuohlim]

idc idc idc, way 2 combo break your own thread

Rules are made to be broken, kiddo. Also, my notoriously blatant misogyny doesn't apply to you :x Yet >:

durnk psot

[Fathom Zero]

I bet you've never been drunk in yo life, my man

[executioneer]

YWO FAGS

INNA VAN

[Pentegarn]

HUG IT OUT!

:lol

You listen to the drunk day podcast yet Colonel?

Dane Cook keeps telling Juile "shut the hell up, I hate drunk chicks" every time she talks.

I still don't really like Dane Cook's comedy (as a person he seems alright enough though) but that was kind of funny mostly because she reacts exactly like a drunk party girl reacts when you tell them to shut their drunk ass up :lol

[Colonel Flagg]

Yes. I was LMFAO at Dane Cook "SHUT THE HELL UP" every time Julie opened her mouth. It mirrored what I wanted to shout into my iPod.

Problem is that Intern Julie is annoying pretty much all the time. She was turned down as a cast member on some "local" cable reality show which I refuse to name in this fine upstanding forum - all you need to know, really.

[Grislygus]

Perhaps some of us can hold our liquor and type coherently :lol

oh man, that's like when zeldasbiggestfan inexplicably bragged about "never coughing" while smoking weed

[Seven Force]

like the time he bragged about not gagging on a dick

[kahljorn]

Perhaps some of us can hold our liquor and type coherently :lol

YEA IM SURE YOURE USED TO TYPING ONE HANDED

[Pentegarn]

She was turned down as a cast member on some "local" cable reality show which I refuse to name in this fine upstanding forum - all you need to know, really.

I am unsure of what the situation was involving that TV show tryout.

I am sure she would be good on long distance correspondence pieces like from the Taj Mahal. She could say "The Taj wow"

The guys will kiss her butt regardless, it's nookie they are after and that's why they will do so.

[Colonel Flagg]

Indeed. :lol

[Lotida]

i also forget who lotida is

That's ok.. I didn't forget you. Congratulations on the weight loss... looking good! (seriously)

[Grislygus]

like the time he bragged about not gagging on a dick

so that's why his friend owed him twenty dollars

[kahljorn]

SO THATS WHERE HE GETS ALL HIS AMPHETAMINES FROM

[Lotida]

If you remember Terra, she and Lotida are pretty much interchangable. She uses the old "insults must be love!" shtick that the unintelligent women of this message board love doing. I guess there was a lack of vapidity around here lately and it signaled her over like a homing beacon.

Hello, ignore list!


Milhouse.... is that what you are doing, insulting me? Really? Should I have been offended? Ooops! :)

[Grislygus]

I WOULD LIKE TO PERSONALLY WELCOME ANY AND ALL WOMANFOLK ON PRINCIPLE

SAM AGREES

[The Leader]

Milhouse.... is that what you are doing, insulting me? Really? Should I have been offended? Ooops! :)
:|

[Tadao]

:yum

[Zomboid]

Was Lotida good looking at all, even?

[kahljorn]

prolly not. she prolly looks really nasty and that's why she does the tough love thingy.

but maybe im just PRESUMPTUOUS

[MrAdventure]

wheres all my construction paper because it smells like someone's been scissoring all over this place

pop quiz hot shot youre at a mall is it gary the snail cosplay or lotida herding herself in a power scooter that's actually just a voltron made out of tired dykes

sorry this is gross i gotta bail maybe i'll come back when the almighty snatchsquash takes a hike

[The Leader]

:lol

[Lotida]

Aw... you guys hurt my feelings.

[The Leader]

What, are you five?

[Lotida]

Close! :)

You can bet on three things in life...

One... your gonna die someday.

Two... whenever I post, Milhouse is not far behind. Say what you want but that dude has a stalkerish attraction to me.... I like it!

Three... Mr. Adventure is right behind him like a caboose, with a fat joke in hand.

Some things never change... Carry on fools! :)

[Colonel Flagg]

I don't know, you seem OK to me. (then again, I've only been around for a couple of years, so what do I know) Were you ever in one of those "MockWars"?

[Lotida]

No... I only come here for the sunshine and laughter!

[executioneer]

lotida if misteradventure only posts after you post then i think you should post more :(

[Sethomas]

Lotida, were you an IRL friend of Glowbelly?

Or am I thinking of Daphne?

There's a slew of I-Mockery females whom I just have a mental image of being the logo model from Jezebel because their posts made me think that at any time they weren't posting, they were probably reading Jezebel. Somehow this extends back further than my awareness Jezebel or probably its existence, as in the case of Miss Emma and Cecropia.

[Lotida]

No, that would be Daftney you are thinking about.

I do, however, remember you... pipes, big hair and cool mustache!

[Esuohlim]

wudoin MrAdventure :eek

[MrAdventure]

hey looks like i win this round i-mockery 1 brawlhall 0 hehe suck it

[Seven Force]

whateva fucktards :lol :mm:

[Seven Force]

Seriously though nice to see you all again :)

[MLE]

lolwut, Eric, isn't this the broad that you bought the Dreamcast for?

[Tadao]

SHOWS WHAT YOU KNOW