Ice cream and girlfriends

[stevetothepast]

I'm going to go get an ice cream with my wonderful girlfriend. :love


You guys?

[RaNkeri]

I will spent the rest of the day sweating in my hot apartment and cry myself to sleep


alone

[Tadao]

I like to stick a waffle cone in my GF's asshole and let it drip into my mouth.

[Grislygus]

drinking and shooting fireworks with my girlfriend and her boyfriend-less friends, basically being shown off like a dog. it's going to be a fun evening, what's the point of this thread exactly

[VaporTrailx1]

going to the bar to hit on drunk chicks myself. probably end up going home alone and cry myself to sleep.

[Kitsa]

I sat in a riverfront conference room, air conditioned, watching the city's fireworks show happening in the big picture window like it was freaking IMAX.

Sort of like a fireworks-skybox.

I had the hookup, yo.

[Zhukov]

Happy 5th of July, America.

I'm going to try and figure out how to act suave to the cute girl at Electronics Boutique whilst asking for my Mario Galaxy pre-order.

Then cry myself to sleep.

[darkvare]

if she turns you down with "sorry but our princess is in another castle" please record it

[Zhukov]

Well she wasn't there, so I went and got ice-cream from the new ice-creamery instead.

Hokey-pokey.

[Guitar Woman]

I am going to sit on my computer with my magical opioid girlfriend, Kratom, and we are going to spend most of the afternoon playing Dwarf Fortress.

[Pentegarn]

My GF drug me to watch fireworks in the park near her place. Personally I only enjoy fireworks when I am the one launching them, so it was meh for me.

She likes it though so at least she was entertained.

[Zhukov]

She drugged you? :(

[Kitsa]

:lol

[Pentegarn]

I prefer drug over dragged, I hate how the word dragged looks

[Dimnos]

My wife took the kids to watch fireworks while I sat on my ass at home drinking gin and murdering fools on LoL. Shit was great. :lol

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

what's LoL?

[Dimnos]

League of Legends.

[Fathom Zero]

i eat my girlfriend's ass like a chili dog

[darkvare]

it was covered in brown stuff?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Awww, there's no creeps. :(

[Dimnos]

:confused:

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

My roommate plays DOTA a lot and he's always going on and on about the creeps. I just read a little about LoL and they're not called Creeps.

[Dimnos]

We call em creeps. Or minions. Same same but we got em.

[darkvare]

that's because in warcraft 3 thyey are called creeps

[MattJack]

League of Legends has *kinda* been consuming all my gaming time as of late.

[elx]

LoL is for people that don't have good enough systems to play aion :(

[Dimnos]

Aion? :lol

[Dimnos]

League of Legends has *kinda* been consuming all my gaming time as of late.


Whats your summoner name Mattjack? Im Dimnos there as well.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I just like the name creeps.

[elx]

Aion? :lol
my brief time at gamestop ruined me forever :(

[Dimnos]

You gotta last hit them creeps.

[Dimnos]

my brief time at gamestop ruined me forever :(


What did you work there? Im sorry. I hear they really suck to work for. Mostly because some of the best parents in the world use it as a fee day care. Im sorry about your loss. :\

[Esuohlim]

ICE CREAM

AND GIRLFRIENDS

I CAN SEE WHY THIS SUBJECT LOST STEAM. CARRY ON

[elx]

YES LOBSTER LARVAE THIS IS THE ICE CREAM AND GIRLFRIENDS THREAD AND NOT THE POST LIKE YOU'RE DRUNK THREAD

[stevetothepast]

fuck you milhouse I make like one thread a year.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I AM TRYING TO TAKE MY GIRL FOR SOME ICE CREAM RIGHT NOW.

[MattJack]

Whats your summoner name Mattjack? Im Dimnos there as well.

Yeah, it's MattJack. I'll do some adding laterz.

[executioneer]

I GOT HALF OF THIS THREAD DOWN *JIGGLES WHERE ICECREAM WENT*

[Sethomas]

I have some Popsicles in my freezer that belong to my girlfriend.

[Zhukov]

I held an ice-cream cone as if I was sharing it with a girlfriend the other day.

[The Leader]

:(

[Fathom Zero]

:lol

[Zhukov]

YEAH WELL SHOW US YOUR GIRLFRIEND THEN.

[Kitsa]

I didn't date until I was 21.

[Shrubfest]

I'm a girl and I ate icecream. With my housemate, who is a girl friend.

[Fathom Zero]

I like where this is going. Please tell us more.

[Shrubfest]

The other day we carried boxes half an hour up the road on a hot day. We got many comments from men in cars/vans. Is this really a sexy thing?

[Fathom Zero]

Naw, just the fact that you have some vaginas

[Sethomas]

Yesterday my girlfriend and I went to Kroger because she insisted that I should have some ice cream at around 3 AM. Accordingly, I bought some generic Crystal Light and a quart of generic "triple brownie" ice cream.

[Chojin]

sometimes women ask to go out with me and i turn them down. then i go home and use the internet.

it's a pretty good system, i must say

[Sethomas]

Do you use the internet with ice cream?

[Kitsa]

Noooooooo! But you can use the internet to READ about ice cream!

:elmo

[Chojin]

i usually eat snowballs or italian ice in tiny cups instead of ice cream for caloric reasons

but sure, it is compatible with the internet

[Zhukov]

I like hokey pokey ice cream the best, and dragon fruit gelato the best.