Anaconda 3: Offspring!

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[MarioRPG]

Take that, science! The next sequel better have snakes with guns on their tails. Or laser beams come out of their mouths.

[darkvare]

the melted ice cream and the chemistry homework cracked me

[Mockery]

I seriously couldn't believe it when they ripped off the "covered in mud" Predator idea. That sheep dropping sound effect is absolutely amazing too. I'd love to chat with the Foley artist to see just what the hell he was thinking.

[GreenPeaness]

Was that the same house/barn from Arachnophobia? If so, they've got an f'd up barn of death and satan.

[puppetgeneral39]

Don't forget the ice cream blood!

"If it bleeds...it'll bleed more..." - Hammett

[Rufus the Perturbed]

The Hoff as a villain. A snake with a sword on its tail. Oh, and immortality juice. How can this movie not be epic?

[nirvana_infinity]

This is right up there with Boa vs. Python! A movie about shitty CGI snakes in which David Hasselhoff is the most rational character. I haven't seen this in a few years, but reliving the memory just changed the course of my entire day.

[Danny 4 Eyes]

Snakes with ice cream blood !!! I think that they have just become my new favourite animal.

[Alan Bates]

How can you go wrong with a giant CG snake movie?

Or should that be "how can you go right?"

Either way, it's entertaining.

[Nick]

Why would someone bother making this?

[Rufus the Perturbed]

@ Nick
because after enough cocaine, any idea will sound good

[shekk]

david hasselhoff can make anything look cute.

i just wanna hug those long slimy things

[ruhfraider]

The goat is vomited onto the barn floor in front of everyone and nobody looks up to see if the snake is swaying over thier heads, HA thats believable!

[LeNoRe18]

so they have successfully created a Seviper