My Movie Monster Dating History

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[goblyn]

Yay! Jan in the Pan!

[DougClayton4231]

How could you pass up some good old misery? There's nothing like having a crazy woman take care of you...mainly because you're her hostage.

[Julio]

I actually wonder how bizarre can dating a severed head be.

[Nick]

Makes me wonder if that crazy bat from Misery gives good head.

[Kat]

http://csos.movieset.com/download/movieset/o/b/old/02-hannibal-lecter.jpg

Well, I don't know about horror movie monsters, but I once dated this guy who was so creepy that he was almost perfect for me. He was intelligent, artistic, attractive... though it was difficult to keep a relationship between a pane of glass, and we had to go our seperate ways. Besides, towards the end we'd just be having a conversation about something like serial killers or lambs and he'd randomly make a comment about eating my flesh. Not in the good way, either.

It's surprisingly easy to agree on a place to eat when you're dating a cannibal.

[Shadowdancer21b]

Glad to see you back Proto! What movie was the first pic from? That's an awesome image!

[iamthezman]

what films are the first, forth, and fifth, from?

[iamthezman]

never mind the forth one, its from the brain that wouldn't die, but what is the first and fifth from?

[SGFAZ1]

One night I got drunk and the next morning I woke up beside this monster.
http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/greatest/pics/parasite1.jpg
I know it's not monster, but I would like to think it is. That is not the face of a normal human being.

[Pentegarn]

That article's style made me think of Max Burbank.

[iamthezman]

the first one is from Return of the Living Dead 3.
but i still don't know who that other one is from, you know the fifth.

[dextire]

Good to see you back, Proto!
And I can sympathize, I once dated an extreme vegetarian with a corn fetish.
http://i678.photobucket.com/albums/vv150/dextire/CornyWitch.jpg

iamthezman: The fifth picture is from Frankenhooker, just like it says. :)

[iamthezman]

hoops, i was talking about the seventh one.
dextire if you know what that one is from, let me know.

[dextire]

Oh, that makes much more sense. :)
That scene is from the movie Species, I believe.

[Shadowdancer21b]

Thanks Thezman!

[iamthezman]

your welcome.

[Danny 4 Eyes]

I dated an older woman in her 40's for a while, but she had really bad burns on her face, insisted on always wearing a red and green sweater, which although accentuated her curves, got a bit samey. During sex she always liked to scratch me with a special glove she had which felt like it had knives on it. I had to break it off when I started to dream a Hell of a lot about her. I would also do something in my dreams, then find I had done it in real life. Turns out I was dating Freddy Cougar.

[MarioRPG]

Never fall for a middle segment of a human centipede. Ewww.

[Protoclown]

The seventh image isn't from a movie, I just found that in a google image search.

[Alan Bates]

That reminds me of the time I dated this girl I met in Sleepaway Camp.
Turned out she was one of those people that just pretends to be something they're not.
... I'd rather not talk about it.

[sonicteam3000]

they had to use girls in the human centipede? nasty