Shadowdancer21b
Sep 27th, 2010, 12:29 PM
Hello friends! It is I, Shadowdancer21b! This is Steve, my counterpart from 1997.
"Uh, hi. What kind of name is that? I'm Shadow Man!"
"In the future Shadow Man is used a bit and I decided that our handle needed to be unique. You like dancing, you like shadows, and in D&D 3rd edition they make a class called the Shadowdancer and it rules okay?"
"What's this 21b crap? Aren't you 26?"
"21b is a combat engineer"
"Combat engineer? That sounds cool!"
"It is, now shut up a minute. The rates for this call are ridikkerous like Kid Icarus."
"Stop being such a butt-weasel."
"Yes we all miss Rick Swan, now shut up."
"We miss Rick Swan? What happened to him?"
The QA period lasts another five minutes where 12 Year Old Stephen is disappointed that he didn't marry a Japanese woman and isn't fluent in Japanese by 26.
"Now that THAT is out of the way, the purpose of our call."
"Yeah, why do you want to talk about Silly Gay Virus?"
"YES." *EVIL GRIN* "What would you say if I told you that Billy Ray will have a bigger crime to answer for than 'Achey Breakey Heart'?"
"How is that even possible?"
"He had a daughter. He then whored her out to Disney."
"Like Britney Spears' mom?"
"Yes. But she doesn't just sing, she has a TV show. And merchandise as far as the eye can see. Video games even."
*INCOHERENT RAGE AND TERROR SCREAM*
"I forgot to tell you the best part! I LIKE one of her songs!"
"By my father's shaven beard, no!"
THAT'LL teach the impudent whelp.
Td8u87t2HgQ
"Uh, hi. What kind of name is that? I'm Shadow Man!"
"In the future Shadow Man is used a bit and I decided that our handle needed to be unique. You like dancing, you like shadows, and in D&D 3rd edition they make a class called the Shadowdancer and it rules okay?"
"What's this 21b crap? Aren't you 26?"
"21b is a combat engineer"
"Combat engineer? That sounds cool!"
"It is, now shut up a minute. The rates for this call are ridikkerous like Kid Icarus."
"Stop being such a butt-weasel."
"Yes we all miss Rick Swan, now shut up."
"We miss Rick Swan? What happened to him?"
The QA period lasts another five minutes where 12 Year Old Stephen is disappointed that he didn't marry a Japanese woman and isn't fluent in Japanese by 26.
"Now that THAT is out of the way, the purpose of our call."
"Yeah, why do you want to talk about Silly Gay Virus?"
"YES." *EVIL GRIN* "What would you say if I told you that Billy Ray will have a bigger crime to answer for than 'Achey Breakey Heart'?"
"How is that even possible?"
"He had a daughter. He then whored her out to Disney."
"Like Britney Spears' mom?"
"Yes. But she doesn't just sing, she has a TV show. And merchandise as far as the eye can see. Video games even."
*INCOHERENT RAGE AND TERROR SCREAM*
"I forgot to tell you the best part! I LIKE one of her songs!"
"By my father's shaven beard, no!"
THAT'LL teach the impudent whelp.
Td8u87t2HgQ