Foy's Halloween Store!

[MockBot]

Automatically generated comment thread for Foy's Halloween Store! (http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/bag/foys-halloween-store.php).

[Kat]

I can't believe I live in Ohio and I've never seen this place.

[MasterV]

The awesomeness is beyond....beyond!!!!

[Nick]

I absolutely adore independent shops. :D

[stonewar]

Perhaps I should get so photos of Man-Ghoul-sen's, which is what local craft-hobby-party store Mangelsen's calls itself during halloween.

[DavidFullam]

Looks like pure heaven!

[Commanderraf]

Once again I envy that, in the US, you have stores that not only sell all this kinds of items, but have a blast doing it.

-Commanderraf

[MLE]

I want to go :<

[Danny 4 Eyes]

I am so jealous, I have just murdered in a jealous rage of jealousy.

[Babs]

I WAS THERE TOO!!!

[Julio]

You want a Peanut Arachnid, -RoG-? I've got you covered.

http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/9040/peanutarachnid.gif

[Julio]

Yikes! Sorry for not providing the link in the proper option. My bad.

http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/9040/peanutarachnid.gif

[Captain Seamus]

The second animatronic barfing guy looks kinda like Tommy Wiseau...

[dextire]

Foy's looks amazing and I love their commercials. The web site looks like it's from 1995 though. :)

[Kitsa]

I have a feeling his kid(s?) do the site. It's the only reasonable explanation I can come up with.

It's an interesting place, that's for sure.

No Beer Boobs pics, RoG?

[MLE]

How could you leave out beer boobs? ;_;

[Mockery]

I can't believe I live in Ohio and I've never seen this place.
I can't either. In fact, I don't believe you're allowed to call yourself a resident of Ohio until you pay a visit to it. This is your new Halloween homework, Kat.

You want a Peanut Arachnid, -RoG-? I've got you covered.
Haha, nice drawing Julio! Somebody else already told me they're making a real one as soon as they track down some shelled peanuts, so your picture is a great way to tide me over until I get a photo of a real peanut arachnid!

Foy's looks amazing and I love their commercials. The web site looks like it's from 1995 though. :)
Haha yeah the web site looks like Geocities barfed on Halloween. It's kind of endearing though. Foy's lives by their own set of rules and design standards... no outside influences! And yeah, the commercials rule:

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No Beer Boobs pics, RoG?
Whoops, I totally thought I included those in the article. That's what I get for working on this stuff at 3am. Allow me to remedy that grievous error:

http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/bag/pics/foys-halloween-store39.jpg
Yes indeed... you too can drink your frothy brew from the ample boobs of the male St. Pauli Girl.

[The_Punk_Hippie]

I haven't seen a Lucky Egg machine since I was 6 years old - we used to have one in the mall in front of Kmart, & that was 23 years ago D:
I kinda want to go just because of that. Too bad getting across the border is such a hassle :P

[Kitsa]

Ah, Bar Boobs. Foy's is there to PARTY.

I wonder if it makes the liquor taste like vinyl?

In Ohio, Punk Hippie, there is also a Lucky Egg machine at Ulbrich's grocery store in Piqua. It's functional and right by the doors. There's also a Flintstones version (nonfunctional) by the produce section. Remember the Flintstones ones? Fred or Dino revolve in the middle instead of a chicken and it says, "Yaaaaaabba Dabba Doo! Yaaaaaaabba Dabba Doo!"