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executioneer
Nov 23rd, 2010, 03:46 AM
i kind of want to do like a alternative secret santa where i mail out cookies to folks and they mail me stuff back (OR THEY DONT, THIS CAN BE A OPTION FOR POOR ASS MOFOS TOO) do you guys think this is a good idea or is it infringing on the proper and lawful secret santa proceedings that are already underway:xmas3:xmas3:xmas3:xmas3


EDIT FOR EASY ACCESS READING:
PLEASE SEND ME A PRIVATE MESSAGE BEFORE DECEMBER 3RD IF YOU WANT TO PARTICIPATE

FURTHER NOTE: I AM GOING TO BE LIMITING THIS TO A MAXIMUM OF A BAKER'S DOZEN (THIRTEEN) PARTICIPANTS DUE TO LIMITED FUNDS AND EFFORT. ONE SLOT LEFT

PM SHOULD INCLUDE THE FOLLOWING

#1 address
#2 whether or not you are able to send a gift back
#3 what kind of cookies you prefer (also if there's something cookie related that you are allergic to or just really dislike so i know not to include any in your cookies, like walnuts, dairy, maybe coconut?)
#4 if you are sending a gift back plz say if you would like a small gift or 6 extra cookies in addition to your 12 cookies

VURRAFIED PARTICIPANTS (recieved PMs)
stevetothepast
grislygus*
captain516
zhukov
MLE%
fathom zero
milpool
10kvghost
zomboid
shrubfest
chojin
s.mariorpg

*need address
%has not specified favourite/disliked cookies, will get whatever if not specified(mostly oatmeal chocos and p. butter)

POSSIBLE PARTICIPANTS (posted in thread but no PM yet)
n/a

RESERVE PARTICIPANTS (I WILL PESTER YOU IF NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE SHOW UP)
sam
tadao
CATCAT007

PREDICTED COOKIE LINEUP SO FAR
peanut butter (HAVE MADE BEFORE; WILL PROBABLY HAVE SOME TOPPED WITH ROASTED PEANUTS OR WALNUTS FOR EXTRA NUTTINESS OR MAYBE EVEN CHOCOLATE CHIPS. MAYBE THE TOPPINGS WILL BE IN THE SHAPE OF AN EMOTICON)
"rocky road" (HAVE NOT MADE BEFORE, BUT HAVE A GOOD IDEA AS TO HOW THEY ARE MADE; CHOCOLATE COOKIE W WALNUTS AND MARSHMALLOW)
"cowboy" cookies (CHOCO CHIP AND OATMEAL, WITH OR WITHOUT WALNUTS OR MINT M&MS) (ARE A FAVOURITE)

Fathom Zero
Nov 23rd, 2010, 01:35 PM
I was gonna say yes, but then I remembered I'm a college student with $30 to his name until next semester.

Grislygus
Nov 23rd, 2010, 02:33 PM
WHAT KIND OF COOKIES ARE THEY

CAN YOU DO ROCKY ROAD COOKIES

executioneer
Nov 23rd, 2010, 03:06 PM
I was gonna say yes, but then I remembered I'm a college student with $30 to his name until next semester.

(OR THEY DONT, THIS CAN BE A OPTION FOR POOR ASS MOFOS TOO)

:eek

executioneer
Nov 23rd, 2010, 03:07 PM
WHAT KIND OF COOKIES ARE THEY

CAN YOU DO ROCKY ROAD COOKIES

usually i do oatmeal + choco chip cookies, with walnuts or sometimes mint m&ms

i get enough request for special kind of cookie, i make it hokay

executioneer
Nov 23rd, 2010, 03:16 PM
"rules ideas"

BENEFITS FOR PRESENT SENDERS:

get option to pick what kind of cookie
get more cookie (NON PRESENTS WILL ONLY GET 3-6 COOKIES, PRESENTS WILL GET 12+)
probably get extra present in addition to cookie

REQUIRED FOR NON PRESENTS:
have to take picture of you enjoying cookie

Nekoneko061
Nov 23rd, 2010, 04:21 PM
Can I do this? I have extra presents from making my secret santa box.

executioneer
Nov 23rd, 2010, 05:16 PM
i apologize but this is for forum regulars/vets only at this time, if i have extras / not enough participants however I will open it up to newer folks!

captain516
Nov 23rd, 2010, 07:51 PM
Is there like a deadline?

Tadao
Nov 23rd, 2010, 08:48 PM
What grocery store do you frequent that I can send you a gift card for?

Sam
Nov 23rd, 2010, 09:41 PM
WILLIE

YOU SENT ME COOKIES LAST YEAR AND THEY WERE DELICIOUS.

EVERYONE

WILLIE SENDS DELICIOUS COOKIES.

executioneer
Nov 23rd, 2010, 09:57 PM
Is there like a deadline?
how about december 3rd for opting in, so i can get to baking that weekend? i'm not picky as to when you send as long as it's before the 25th or you've got a good explanation

executioneer
Nov 23rd, 2010, 09:59 PM
What grocery store do you frequent that I can send you a gift card for?
safeway's a good one, or TOP/Haggen if you've got those

executioneer
Nov 23rd, 2010, 10:00 PM
WILLIE

YOU SENT ME COOKIES LAST YEAR AND THEY WERE DELICIOUS.

EVERYONE

WILLIE SENDS DELICIOUS COOKIES.

THIS IS ALL TRUE

executioneer
Nov 23rd, 2010, 10:10 PM
okay so let's make this official if you want in send me a PM with information:

#1 address
#2 whether or not you are able to send a gift back
#3 what kind of cookies you prefer (also if there's something cookie related that you are allergic to or just really dislike so i know not to include any in your cookies, like walnuts, dairy, maybe coconut?)
#4 if you are sending a gift back plz say if you would like a small gift or 6 extra cookies in addition to your 12 cookies

executioneer
Nov 23rd, 2010, 10:14 PM
ALSO: if y'all want to "go together" on presents and can make some kind of arrangement as to how to do it, i wouldn't mind getting more achewood / dinosaur comix t-shirts in 3X or 2X if they're out of 3X (i have the dude has got no mercy, rabbit ambulance, and t-rex's busy day)

Zhukov
Nov 24th, 2010, 01:30 AM
I live in a quarantine zone that wont allow home made stuff :(

I can send Australian tat to anyone that wants some though.

Esuohlim
Nov 24th, 2010, 01:44 AM
I'd definitely go for this but I'd feel like a jerk for being a non-reciprocate. Would you accept paypal?

executioneer
Nov 24th, 2010, 01:54 AM
I live in a quarantine zone that wont allow home made stuff :(

I can send Australian tat to anyone that wants some though.
son of a biscuit ;__;

what if i send you some of my mom's homemade knitwear/weaving stuff or soap

edit: not the stuff with tea tree oil though, since apparently that's a myrtaceae family plant sheesh

executioneer
Nov 24th, 2010, 01:56 AM
I'd definitely go for this but I'd feel like a jerk for being a non-reciprocate. Would you accept paypal?
i don't have it set up for accept, you could combine with someone else who does? or is it difficult to do maybe i could set it up before then

edit: i guess it automatically lets you do that anyways, n/m?

Mockery
Nov 24th, 2010, 03:59 AM
do you guys think this is a good idea or is it infringing on the proper and lawful secret santa proceedings that are already underway
Totally fine man... go for it. :xmas1

I'd request some cookies myself, but my sister just sent me two large tins of her own homemade cookies, so I have more than enough to last me a while. YUM. :0

stevetothepast
Nov 24th, 2010, 08:42 PM
Willie, I would love to get some cookies, I would also love to send you a gift.

executioneer
Nov 24th, 2010, 10:32 PM
i have got pms from:
stevetothepast
grislygus*
captain516

*I STILL NEED A ADDRESS

Zomboid
Nov 24th, 2010, 11:33 PM
I was considering joining the Secret Santa, but this sounds more appealing. I ate like four of Willie's cookies when I was hungover one morning las Christmas break. BOOM! Hangover gone (I also started drinking again shortly thereafter).

captain516
Nov 25th, 2010, 12:33 AM
I'ma do this

10,000 Volt Ghost
Nov 25th, 2010, 10:40 AM
I would like the cooks.

Zomboid
Nov 25th, 2010, 11:17 PM
GET OUTTA HERE! YOU GIT BACK TO YER OFFICIAL THING!

executioneer
Nov 26th, 2010, 03:02 AM
i got six ppl verified, seven more spots available.

SEND ME A PM, FOLKS, OR SOMEONE GONNA GET YO COOKIES

MLE
Nov 26th, 2010, 09:04 AM
i got no response; am i verified?

executioneer
Nov 26th, 2010, 09:07 AM
YUS

i send you a pm

Shrubfest
Nov 26th, 2010, 09:15 AM
I would kinda like to do this. I'm not sure about how posty stuff works for UK though.

MLE
Nov 26th, 2010, 10:07 AM
I bapery didn't tell me i had a message. it usually does.

Ex Leper
Nov 26th, 2010, 08:05 PM
I would like to participate, I have your stocking stuffers already prepared. I sure hope that I qualify

Esuohlim
Nov 27th, 2010, 12:54 AM
Got my cookie request locked in :hat

executioneer
Nov 27th, 2010, 03:16 AM
I bapery didn't tell me i had a message. it usually does.
wlel thats because i didnt send you one until i posted that :x

executioneer
Nov 27th, 2010, 03:43 AM
I would kinda like to do this. I'm not sure about how posty stuff works for UK though.

well i don't know for sure either but i doubt it's more difficult than tasmanie. send me a pm

Ex Leper
Nov 27th, 2010, 08:36 PM
I decide that since I'm already participating in the Secret Santa that it would be unfair of me to request cookies in addition to the gift I would be receiving in the other event I would like to sacrifice my cookies & gift to someone more deserving.

executioneer
Nov 27th, 2010, 09:06 PM
umm okay?

MLE
Nov 27th, 2010, 09:41 PM
You can send me extras! I'm sending you all I can fit in a small priority box to you :> Can I have emoticon cookies again?

Fathom Zero
Nov 27th, 2010, 10:06 PM
I'm already making some cookies to send to folks, so I'll see if I can whip up a double-batch.

MLE
Nov 27th, 2010, 10:08 PM
What type? :D I'll draw you pretty stuffs (like I was already planning to) for cookies :> I might even send you some chainmail!

Chainmail applies to you too, willie :> lemme know your wrist size.

Fathom Zero
Nov 27th, 2010, 10:10 PM
I'M ALREADY INDEBTED TO WILLIE, BRAH.

But I'm making peanut butter ones from this Betty Crocker recipe I learned from my mum. :\

Peanut butter is fucking delicious.

MLE
Nov 27th, 2010, 10:15 PM
I agree!

Fathom Zero
Nov 27th, 2010, 10:22 PM
OK FINE I'LL MAKE YOU SOME IF I HAVE TIME/SUPPLIES/POSTAGE. >:

MLE
Nov 27th, 2010, 10:23 PM
<3!

executioneer
Nov 27th, 2010, 10:42 PM
You can send me extras! I'm sending you all I can fit in a small priority box to you :> Can I have emoticon cookies again?

i dunno if im gonna be doing emoti-cookies this year as they are a pain in the butt to do, but maybe!

MLE
Nov 27th, 2010, 10:43 PM
But they are SO GOOD. It's okay if you don't <3 I'm sure every cookie you make is made with love and is therefore delicious.

executioneer
Nov 27th, 2010, 11:20 PM
i'm still doing choco chip/oatmeal and mint m&m, which should basically be the same but without food coloring

executioneer
Nov 27th, 2010, 11:21 PM
PS: I AM CLEANING THE OVEN. COOKIES MAY BE IMMINENT

MLE
Nov 27th, 2010, 11:22 PM
:O :O :O :O

Chojin
Nov 28th, 2010, 02:12 PM
let's do this

executioneer
Nov 28th, 2010, 09:16 PM
batch 1 currently in progress: oatmeal + choco chip + mint m&ms

edit: man a bunch of them crumbled the heck up. need to put more flour in the next batch. :P

MarioRPG
Nov 29th, 2010, 02:33 PM
This is possibly going to be the coolest god damn thread ever. I wish I were in, but it looks like the spots are filled.

executioneer
Nov 29th, 2010, 04:29 PM
well there's two spots left, and tadao hasn't sent me a pm and there's only sam and new person left and you can bump either of them if you want (sam said he felt bad about not being able to send present back so i told him i'd put him on the reserve list instead). i could put you on the reserve list too if you don't wanna bump anyone

Tadao
Nov 29th, 2010, 06:07 PM
I pmed you back :(

But I basically said that I'm out.

:(

executioneer
Nov 29th, 2010, 07:51 PM
WELL THEN THERE'S TWO SPOTS THNE

executioneer
Dec 1st, 2010, 01:41 AM
I pmed you back :(

But I basically said that I'm out.

:(

i never saw any pm btw :( DO YOU WANT TO BE RESERVES

Tadao
Dec 1st, 2010, 01:45 AM
Yeah, I totally said reserves before Sam. It's almost like Sam STOLE MY PM!

I'll resend it with my addy. Let me know if you don't get it by tomorrow.

:eek

Tadao
Dec 1st, 2010, 01:09 PM
Did you get my letter non-santa?

executioneer
Dec 1st, 2010, 02:55 PM
haha oops i figured it out, try now :(

Tadao
Dec 1st, 2010, 02:57 PM
YOU BLOCKED ME? >:

:RERESENT

executioneer
Dec 1st, 2010, 03:03 PM
YES I HAD YOU ON MY IGNORE LIST, DONT TAKE IT PERSONALLY SOMETIMES I NEED TO DO THAT FOR ANXIETY REASONS :(

executioneer
Dec 1st, 2010, 03:12 PM
I STILL READ ALL YOUR POSTS IF THAT MAKES ANY DIFFERENCE :(

Tadao
Dec 1st, 2010, 03:58 PM
:lol

I FEEL IMPORTANT BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO TAKE AN EXTRA STEP TO READ MY POSTS.

Fathom Zero
Dec 1st, 2010, 04:00 PM
:lol

Zomboid
Dec 1st, 2010, 04:40 PM
I had Tadao on my block list a couple years ago. I think out of people that still post, I only have GW and Kitsa on there.

The Leader
Dec 1st, 2010, 05:18 PM
Why do you have kitsa on your block list? :(

Zomboid
Dec 1st, 2010, 05:23 PM
I can't remember.

Esuohlim
Dec 1st, 2010, 05:39 PM
Because she has a tendency to halt the momentum of a conversation with an off-topic mundane self-centered post?

That's why I used to not like her. I don't have a problem with Kitsa anymore.

Zomboid
Dec 1st, 2010, 07:33 PM
Sounds about right.

executioneer
Dec 2nd, 2010, 12:18 AM
got some plain cowboys done, workin on cowboys w/ walnuts and pecans now. if i'm feeling ambitious, i may make a (triple) batch o peanutbutter dough next, though i probably won't finish baking em tonight

executioneer
Dec 2nd, 2010, 09:35 PM
plan for tonite: triple batch peanut butter, single or double batch of rocky roads

Tadao
Dec 2nd, 2010, 09:48 PM
Peanut butter is my favorite. :yum

MLE
Dec 2nd, 2010, 11:33 PM
Hey willie? Can you make mine a sampler of all your awesome cookies? That would be really amazing :D

executioneer
Dec 3rd, 2010, 12:21 AM
that's what anyone who doesn't specify is gonna get ;( actually im probably gonna throw a few non-requested cookies into everyone's package, just what they asked for is gonna be the majority cookie

ps triple batch of pb is in the fridge solidifying up

Fathom Zero
Dec 3rd, 2010, 12:23 AM
woowoo

Zomboid
Dec 3rd, 2010, 01:01 AM
Man, I hate those stupid stories in the regular Secret Santa threads. So stupid.

executioneer
Dec 3rd, 2010, 01:02 AM
made up some ganache-type stuff as a base for the rocky road cookies, lord help me

edit: n/m i guess that's usually got cream, not butter whoops. alton brown i fuckin ain't

Dixie
Dec 3rd, 2010, 08:02 AM
count me in bro

executioneer
Dec 3rd, 2010, 10:01 AM
ok send me a pm with address, if you are send a gift, what kind of cookies you like (and dislike).

Dixie
Dec 3rd, 2010, 02:37 PM
SENT!

Shrubfest
Dec 3rd, 2010, 05:56 PM
Started Willies gift today. :)

captain516
Dec 3rd, 2010, 06:35 PM
I MIGHT SEND OUT MY GIFT THIS WEEKEND, IF ALL GOES ACCORDING TO PLAN.
IT WILL BE AWESOME.

Esuohlim
Dec 3rd, 2010, 06:50 PM
I bet y'all gifts aren't as good as $5 paypal :SMUG

Transaction withheld until I eat some cookies

executioneer
Dec 3rd, 2010, 07:54 PM
hahaha

Tadao
Dec 3rd, 2010, 08:07 PM
FUCKING DIXIE TOOK MY COOKIES!

Sam
Dec 3rd, 2010, 08:40 PM
FUCKING DIXIE TOOK MY COOKIES!

executioneer
Dec 3rd, 2010, 08:43 PM
[code]guys dont tell anyone but if your eally want some cookies i could still send you some just maybe not as many as otherwise ok [/code

Zomboid
Dec 3rd, 2010, 11:07 PM
:xmas3:xmas3:xmas3:xmas3:xmas3I will happily divide my share up with these two.

MLE
Dec 3rd, 2010, 11:16 PM
I'll donate some cookies to them, too (not so many that they get more than me though :< )

MarioRPG
Dec 4th, 2010, 10:15 AM
Man, I hate those stupid stories in the regular Secret Santa threads. So stupid.
Pretty sure that's an annual post for you, Z. :lol
I'm still scrounging for a gift so we'll see.

Dixie
Dec 4th, 2010, 10:48 AM
sorry bros....tooooo sloooooooow.
now to find a suitable gift for his willieness.

Shrubfest
Dec 4th, 2010, 11:57 AM
Gift done. It went really quickly.

Willie, do you want me to make you another one?

executioneer
Dec 4th, 2010, 02:08 PM
sure! like i said as long as you send before the 24th im not picky

executioneer
Dec 5th, 2010, 12:55 AM
gettin close to closing up cookie shop. may make another batch of c-boys with m+ms tomorrow, but i am out of freezer space so i gotta start packing em in boxes soon.

oh ps just in case anyone needs it and i forgot to send it, here's my physical and email addresses in the form of a third grade math problem

my address is

(917 x 7)-b (11 x 3)rd ave NW

olympia, wa, (16417 x 6)

my email address is (roman numeral for 49)lpunchyourweineroff@gma(roman numeral for 49).com

executioneer
Dec 6th, 2010, 01:48 AM
ALMOST READY, GOT THREE PEOPLES DONE AND COOKIN UP THE LAST COUPLA BATCHES

theyll be in the mail tomorrow assuming i survive this root canal lol otherwise tues-weds

executioneer
Dec 6th, 2010, 08:51 AM
216 cookies, in boxes, ready to go

10,000 Volt Ghost
Dec 6th, 2010, 08:56 AM
Did the root canal dead you? Hopen not.

executioneer
Dec 6th, 2010, 11:01 AM
i'll leave the cookies to you guys in my will just in case

edit: $500, two more procedures and possible gum surgery? fuck that i don't need that one tooth that bad, i'm outta herre

stevetothepast
Dec 6th, 2010, 04:46 PM
http://www.toptenz.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/teeth.jpg

FUCK TEETH.

executioneer
Dec 6th, 2010, 05:32 PM
im gonna get em replaced with stainless steel like jaws from james bond

executioneer
Dec 6th, 2010, 05:35 PM
FUN, STUPIDLY OBSCURE FACT: richard "jaws from james bond" kiel's mother's maiden name? MOBBS

executioneer
Dec 6th, 2010, 05:49 PM
GRISLYGHOST I STILL NEED YOUR ADDRESSSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssss

executioneer
Dec 6th, 2010, 08:04 PM
ugh i failed miserably at not being a screwup today

Zomboid
Dec 6th, 2010, 09:35 PM
Pretty sure that's an annual post for you, Z. :lol

Yeah, and they get dumber every year. Is it supposed to be funny? Incredibly nerdy? I don't get it, and I never have. Take pictures of the cool shit you got, but spare us your shit attempts at humor.

Not you, specifically; I didn't even read yours when I saw the WACKY poses.

Esuohlim
Dec 7th, 2010, 11:29 PM
WILLIE WE NEED A COOKIE PROGRESS REPORT :(

MarioRPG
Dec 8th, 2010, 07:32 PM
Not you, specifically; I didn't even read yours when I saw the WACKY poses.
But wackiness is the highest form of humour! :rolleyes
WILLIE WE NEED A COOKIE PROGRESS REPORT :(
Second.

executioneer
Dec 9th, 2010, 10:13 AM
im.. having problems. i may not be able to mail out until fri but i will try and get some out today :(

MLE
Dec 9th, 2010, 10:14 AM
you can delay mine a bit :> I haven't sent yours yet either. I'll be getting it out today.

Esuohlim
Dec 9th, 2010, 12:11 PM
How long does postage usually take to get across the country? Mine may need to go out pretty soon, I won't be here anymore after the 17th :( :(

executioneer
Dec 9th, 2010, 12:34 PM
if i send prioritah it's suppose to take 2-3 days, but then CHRISTMAS

i bet it'd still get there in time :(

Tadao
Dec 9th, 2010, 12:46 PM
Hey Willie, please don't worry about including me in the cookie fest. I was only sass mouthing Dixie.

MLE
Dec 9th, 2010, 03:30 PM
willie gift is in the mail!

executioneer
Dec 9th, 2010, 03:34 PM
Hey Willie, please don't worry about including me in the cookie fest. I was only sass mouthing Dixie.

okay i won't! SASS AWAY

willie gift is in the mail!

awesome i may get extra gumption and mail yours out tonight too.

INTERNATIONAL cookies are mailed, and that was the hard part

executioneer
Dec 10th, 2010, 08:00 AM
BILL THANK YOU FOR THE CHRISTMAS :( PICS THIS WKEND

10,000 Volt Ghost
Dec 10th, 2010, 09:54 AM
I hope its okay Willie. :( The entire atwood(spelling) store was sold out.

executioneer
Dec 10th, 2010, 04:59 PM
cookies are in the mothafucken mail (EXCEPT FOR YOURS, GRISLYGUS >: ) US folks should have em monday or tuesday, as for canada and elsewhere idk, thursday-friday? i hope theyre still good when they get to you guys :(

executioneer
Dec 10th, 2010, 05:00 PM
I hope its okay Willie. :( The entire atwood(spelling) store was sold out.
hell yes

Fathom Zero
Dec 10th, 2010, 06:14 PM
OH SHIT WILLIE, YOU'RE AWESOME. It might be a bit, but you should be able to enjoy drunken New Year's cookies, right?

executioneer
Dec 10th, 2010, 07:15 PM
AKA BIRFDAY COOKIES :eek

MarioRPG
Dec 11th, 2010, 11:25 AM
Speaking o' which, my gifts to you are going to be mailed today or monday. :$ yeah I slacked.

stevetothepast
Dec 11th, 2010, 01:56 PM
yers'll be sent out tues willie

Shrubfest
Dec 11th, 2010, 02:15 PM
Posted mine the other day. :) I was assured it would reach you before Christmas.

And stale cookies get dunked in tea or coffee.

executioneer
Dec 11th, 2010, 04:01 PM
guess what, i found a gallon ziploc full of peanut butter cookies in the freezer i forgot to pack up :( o well

Esuohlim
Dec 11th, 2010, 08:16 PM
ARE WE ENCOURAGED TO MAKE WACKY PHOTO STORIES WITH OUR COOKIES?

executioneer
Dec 11th, 2010, 09:50 PM
uhh not really but you know i sent everyone emoticon cookies (except i think maybe fathom sry i ran out :( ) and a haiku so if you wanna post what emoticons and what haiku you can

Fathom Zero
Dec 11th, 2010, 09:55 PM
Man that's cool, I know I mean nothing to you.

Sam
Dec 11th, 2010, 10:01 PM
Willie was going to send you cookies inspired by the character King from Art of Fighting, but it was much too hard to nail her emotional range down in the cookie format.

executioneer
Dec 11th, 2010, 10:12 PM
Man that's cool, I know I mean nothing to you.
I SENT YOU ENOUGHT COOKIES YOU COULD *MAKE* A EMOTIOCON WITH THEM

executioneer
Dec 11th, 2010, 10:19 PM
DID I MENTION I WAS SUFFERING FROM MENTAL ILLNESS EARLIER THIS WEEK

Fathom Zero
Dec 11th, 2010, 10:23 PM
YEAH - "LAZY"

>:

Esuohlim
Dec 11th, 2010, 10:25 PM
YOU ARE UNAPPRECIATIVE, SON, DURING THIS HOLY CHRISTMAS SEASON TO CELEBRATE OUR LORD

GO SIT IN THE CORNER

Fathom Zero
Dec 11th, 2010, 10:29 PM
NO, DAD

executioneer
Dec 11th, 2010, 11:30 PM
man i really didnt mean to single you out dude, if you're really upset i can make more cookies :( I DID SAY NON GIFT SENDERS WOULD BE GETTING LESS BACK :(

Fathom Zero
Dec 11th, 2010, 11:47 PM
HEY

HEY

HEY

I didn't say I wouldn't send anything. I just said I had ~$20 to my name. And it might take some time.

jeez louise

executioneer
Dec 12th, 2010, 12:10 AM
OH

well then clearly there hads been a misunderstanding. haha would you like me to send you grislygus's cookies since he hasn't been adress forthcoming yet and i'll just make him more instead

executioneer
Dec 12th, 2010, 12:49 AM
or would you like me to make you some fresh ones which will take a little more time. srsly i apologize for the mistake

Fathom Zero
Dec 12th, 2010, 01:06 AM
naw, s'all cool brah. Take your time doing whatever.

executioneer
Dec 12th, 2010, 01:12 AM
y... you have to pick one of those options

Fathom Zero
Dec 12th, 2010, 01:14 AM
WHICHEVER BEHOOVES YOU. JEEZ. Send whatever you happen to have now, man! PRIORITIZE.

executioneer
Dec 12th, 2010, 01:16 AM
OKAY

Fathom Zero
Dec 12th, 2010, 01:57 AM
for srs, willie, it's not a big deal. It's all just cookies. Don't stress yourself out.

executioneer
Dec 12th, 2010, 02:37 AM
all just cookies under the bridge

executioneer
Dec 13th, 2010, 01:10 AM
http://www.angriestmonster.com/blarg/sweetshirt.jpg

bill sent me a sweet-ass fallout new vegas tshirt :eek also on the back it says "Fallout New Vegas" and "Enjoy your stay..."

this is my new official internet gaming tshirt thank you :o

executioneer
Dec 13th, 2010, 11:49 AM
um i don't know how to put this, but guys you might want to keep away from the cookies with mint m&ms baked in :( i have a bag of the broken ones i didn't want to send and i just tasted one and it was awful-tasting. the rest of the cookies were fine, and the ones with m&ms just on top in emoticon shapes MIGHT be ok since the M&Ms were not baked for as long + were from a different bag but you might want to be careful with any of them just in case. idk what happened, but i'm not gonna do mint m&ms again :(

Fathom Zero
Dec 13th, 2010, 12:01 PM
lol

executioneer
Dec 13th, 2010, 01:03 PM
JUST... Y'KNOW SO YOU KNOW

NOT LIKE I REALLY CARE OR ANYTHING

Fathom Zero
Dec 13th, 2010, 01:16 PM
Try skittles next time.

executioneer
Dec 13th, 2010, 01:30 PM
that's certainly a possibility

10,000 Volt Ghost
Dec 13th, 2010, 01:37 PM
Hahaha. I'm going to bring them to work.

10,000 Volt Ghost
Dec 13th, 2010, 05:53 PM
I got a text today from GF saying I got a t-shirt and cookies in the mail today. If she opened my mail I hope I got M&M cookies at least.

executioneer
Dec 13th, 2010, 06:13 PM
CiG said her mint m&ms seemed ok so maybe i'm just being paranoid :( that or i'm still got some residual hangover from saturday and it's ruining my sense of taste :lol

MLE
Dec 13th, 2010, 06:58 PM
The two cookies I had so far were AWESOME! nomnomnom I hope I don't get fat! You sent me so many!

Esuohlim
Dec 13th, 2010, 08:34 PM
"Administrator
Esuohlim, from message
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MARTY CHRISTMAS, CAMERON FROM FERRIS BUELLER
-Willie"

:D

Most of my cookies broke apart during shipping :( But I've got a few still intact and a couple of them I think are ANGRY EMOTICOONS. Also they are delicious as all get out. My mint m&m ones are perfectly fine. Thanks Willie!

MLE
Dec 13th, 2010, 08:49 PM
Yeah, lots of the cookies are broken, but their awesomeness is still intact!

executioneer
Dec 13th, 2010, 09:12 PM
son of the beach. i thought the more-durable plastic containers woulda protected em better, but i guess i shoulda gone with cardboards. or at least wrapped them in bubblerape

PS I GOT A RAD SPY KIT AND DELICIOUS SHORDBREAD COOKIES FROM CHOJIN AND MLE :eek :eek

MLE
Dec 13th, 2010, 09:16 PM
I made that shortbread specifically for you! You got over half a batch!

Chojin
Dec 13th, 2010, 09:38 PM
re-enactment of the handling of my cookie package

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRZdHO8UCvk

they're good though!

MLE
Dec 13th, 2010, 10:36 PM
marshmallowy :D

MLE
Dec 13th, 2010, 10:50 PM
Also, the sole survivor is very sad his family is crumbled.

http://i551.photobucket.com/albums/ii475/kryxish/Videocallsnapshot93.png

Esuohlim
Dec 13th, 2010, 11:04 PM
Oh the emoticons were made out of m&ms? None of mine survived :( I've got some chocolate chips that look sort of like emoticons though ;(

MLE
Dec 13th, 2010, 11:07 PM
i had some that look like they were emoticon cookies with nuts :D

executioneer
Dec 14th, 2010, 02:43 AM
i made choco emoticons with marshmallow faces, pb emoticons with either choco chips or a combination of choco chips and peanuts, and some mint m&m emoticons ones

executioneer
Dec 14th, 2010, 04:58 AM
PICTURES OF THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF THE SPY KIT: MIRROR REAR VIEW SUNGLASSES

i can see out of the back of my head now
http://www.angriestmonster.com/blarg/baldealwithit.gif

(warning: content)

captain516
Dec 14th, 2010, 12:38 PM
I got my package yesterday :)
will post pictures later..
did you get mine?

executioneer
Dec 14th, 2010, 01:09 PM
not yet, as far as i know! it could be there right. freakin. now

executioneer
Dec 14th, 2010, 01:10 PM
http://www.angriestmonster.com/blarg/baldealwithit.gif

hey guys guess what my new years resolution is

to not be so goddamn ugly anymore lol

10,000 Volt Ghost
Dec 14th, 2010, 01:42 PM
Willie, we have the same spy glasses. Also, the mint cookie tasted good.

stevetothepast
Dec 14th, 2010, 02:11 PM
hey guys guess what my new years resolution is

to not be so goddamn ugly anymore lol


:tear

Tadao
Dec 14th, 2010, 02:23 PM
I think you are bee ute awful

executioneer
Dec 14th, 2010, 02:41 PM
think how much better i'd look in an IMMORTAL ROBOT BODY though

executioneer
Dec 14th, 2010, 02:41 PM
HINT HINT to anyone who hasnt already bought me a present

Fathom Zero
Dec 14th, 2010, 02:50 PM
My new year's resolution

is to not be such a piece of shit

Fathom Zero
Dec 14th, 2010, 05:03 PM
WILLIE COOKIES GET

video unboxing forthcoming

captain516
Dec 14th, 2010, 07:52 PM
THESE AREN"T COOKIES >:
http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/8992/stuuuuuuuff359.jpg (http://img42.imageshack.us/i/stuuuuuuuff359.jpg/)

THATS MORE LIKE IT (my sister got on my case for getting cookies from a stranger, she thought they were drugged or something. That didn't stop her from having some tho)
http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/3024/stuuuuuuuff360.jpg (http://img222.imageshack.us/i/stuuuuuuuff360.jpg/)


COMMENT COOKIE PENDING APPROVAL
http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/7/stuuuuuuuff361.jpg (http://img529.imageshack.us/i/stuuuuuuuff361.jpg/)[/IMG]





http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/333/stuuuuuuuff362.jpg (http://img695.imageshack.us/i/stuuuuuuuff362.jpg/)
CONFIRMED FOR FUCKAWESOME AND WIN[/IMG]

executioneer
Dec 14th, 2010, 09:32 PM
I JSUT GOT A BOX WITH A DRAWING OF WILLIE AND A NINJA SPIDER-MAN DEAD-POOL BOOK :eek

Zomboid
Dec 15th, 2010, 01:12 AM
I'm heading back home on Friday, so I'll send something out next week.

captain516
Dec 15th, 2010, 07:43 PM
I JSUT GOT A BOX WITH A DRAWING OF WILLIE AND A NINJA SPIDER-MAN DEAD-POOL BOOK :eek
:picklehat

Esuohlim
Dec 16th, 2010, 01:53 AM
I'm about halfway through my batch. My holiday sucks so far but these cookies rule.

Fathom Zero
Dec 16th, 2010, 02:30 AM
Ao5Rr9maMeo

executioneer
Dec 16th, 2010, 02:34 AM
hahaha dont saw open the next box its reusable!

Fathom Zero
Dec 16th, 2010, 02:38 AM
everything I touch is ruined

Sam
Dec 16th, 2010, 03:11 AM
THAT BOX HAD A PULL TAB YOU CRETIN.

executioneer
Dec 16th, 2010, 03:20 AM
yes but did you have fun ruining it, that's the important part

Fathom Zero
Dec 16th, 2010, 10:02 AM
I believe in saws.

Shrubfest
Dec 16th, 2010, 10:03 AM
Cold saws?

kahljorn
Dec 17th, 2010, 03:08 AM
are you wearing a grandma shirt

Fathom Zero
Dec 17th, 2010, 03:19 AM
I got that at Crutcher's Western Wear, thank you. It's got pearlsnap buttons.

MarioRPG
Dec 17th, 2010, 04:35 PM
Willie watch: Day 8
Still no sign of cookies. :tear

10,000 Volt Ghost
Dec 17th, 2010, 04:59 PM
Our dog ate one of the Cookies. I asked him how it was. He said they were great.

executioneer
Dec 17th, 2010, 09:46 PM
Willie watch: Day 8
Still no sign of cookies. :tear
nobody international has got theirs yet ;_; you'll def. get them before xmas though :-(

MLE
Dec 18th, 2010, 10:03 PM
willie, can you pm me the recipe you used for your mint m&m cookies? <3

kahljorn
Dec 19th, 2010, 01:59 AM
I got that at Crutcher's Western Wear, thank you. It's got pearlsnap buttons.

SO.. YES? :lol

pearlsnap does sound classy BUT ONLY IF THEY ARE PINK PEARLS

executioneer
Dec 19th, 2010, 03:38 AM
willie, can you pm me the recipe you used for your mint m&m cookies? <3
um that will be slightly difficult because i was kind of winging it :( the BASE recipe is the one on the back of the nestle toll house morsels package, and then substitute uh i think it was 1 or 1 1/2c oats for 3/4 c of the flour per batch? and mint m+ms for half of the chocolate chips

so it'd end up
1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
1 to 1 1/2 cups instant oats
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
1 cup (2 sticks) butter, softened
3/4 cup granulated sugar
3/4 cup packed brown sugar
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
2 large eggs
1 cup (1/2 12-oz. pkg.) CHOCO CHIPS (i used ghirardelli's semi-sweet)

1 cup (probably also 1/2 package) mint m&ms
PREHEAT oven to 375° F.

COMBINE flour, baking soda and salt in small bowl. Beat butter, granulated sugar, brown sugar and vanilla extract in large mixer bowl until creamy. Add eggs, one at a time, beating well after each addition. Gradually beat in flour mixture. Stir in morsels and M&Ms. Drop by rounded tablespoon onto ungreased baking sheets.

BAKE for 9 to 11 minutes or until golden brown. Cool on baking sheets for 2 minutes; remove to wire racks to cool completely.

ps i added no salt because i used salted butter so i figure that should be enough salt. use no m&ms and full bag of choco chips for choco chips only version, and add 1c of walnuts/whatevernuts if you're feeling dangerous

executioneer
Dec 19th, 2010, 03:40 AM
OH WAIT YOU SAID TO PM i can't read today

Zomboid
Dec 19th, 2010, 03:03 PM
Willie watch: Day 8
Still no sign of cookies. :tear

You're in the regular secret santa AND you want cookies? Greedy bastard.

MLE
Dec 19th, 2010, 04:37 PM
I got cookies too. But then again I sent willie cookies in return

MLE
Dec 19th, 2010, 04:37 PM
OH NO TOO MANY GIFTS AND NICENESS AND HOLIDAY CHEER OH GOD STOP IT

Zomboid
Dec 20th, 2010, 04:55 PM
Moving on!

I got yo cookz today, Willie! Fucking delicious! I don't know how long it's been since I've had cookies with marshmallows, but these are damn good. M&Ms are always fantastic, too. I also enjoyed the haiku.

I've got your return address and, if it fits,I'll send your gift back in the tupperware.

MarioRPG
Dec 20th, 2010, 04:57 PM
You're in the regular secret santa AND you want cookies? Greedy bastard.
Yep, I asked my envelope to lined with money as well.
OH NO TOO MANY GIFTS AND NICENESS AND HOLIDAY CHEER OH GOD STOP IT
:lol :xmas3

ps still on cookie watch.

executioneer
Dec 20th, 2010, 04:59 PM
should be soon :(

Fathom Zero
Dec 20th, 2010, 04:59 PM
Shippin' your package tomorrow, Willie.

Zomboid
Dec 20th, 2010, 05:03 PM
Emily, for someone who's apparently trying to champion the Christmas spirit and whatever-the-fuck-else, you're sure being a raging cunt. Maybe spike your egg nog and relax, gurl.

Oh, and I just realized that these are >: cookies. Awesome.

MarioRPG
Dec 20th, 2010, 06:37 PM
should be soon :(

No worries. You haven't got my package yet either, after all.

MLE
Dec 21st, 2010, 12:08 AM
Whoever said I was trying to champion the christmas spirit? I hate christmas.

Shrubfest
Dec 21st, 2010, 06:18 AM
I am told cookies have arrived. :D

Now I have to hope for my gift arriving.

Tadao
Dec 21st, 2010, 06:23 AM
;)

MarioRPG
Dec 21st, 2010, 03:50 PM
My cookies made it! :) One of the bag's contents has been reduced to bite size morsels but the other bag looks fine! :D

executioneer
Dec 22nd, 2010, 11:04 PM
so basically,

NOT COOKIE GET (yet)
ZHUKOV
STEVETOTHEPAST
also fathom did you get package #2 yet

Tadao
Dec 22nd, 2010, 11:06 PM
and me, in case you did send them.

executioneer
Dec 22nd, 2010, 11:06 PM
ps stevetothepast hopefully your package was not held up due to fact that i did not know you real name so i just put cyril sneer on it :x

executioneer
Dec 22nd, 2010, 11:07 PM
and me, in case you did send them.
i did not i thought you opted out >:

edit: man i shoulda re-edited first post or posted a final list, sorry ofr confuses

Fathom Zero
Dec 22nd, 2010, 11:08 PM
I did and your cookies are officially away. They won't be there by Christmas, but they should be by Monday.

Tadao
Dec 22nd, 2010, 11:09 PM
I did, I was just making sure cause i would too not thank you if you did send them to me cause then you might block me again :(

executioneer
Dec 22nd, 2010, 11:10 PM
although grislygus still hasnt sent me a address so i may end up making you some special "2011, HOORAY" cookies

Tadao
Dec 22nd, 2010, 11:15 PM
Were the hell is he? I hope he didn't find love or something else equally as dangerous. :O

executioneer
Dec 22nd, 2010, 11:21 PM
maybe hes immersed in art he did say that was gonna be what he sent me back

stevetothepast
Dec 24th, 2010, 04:12 PM
ps stevetothepast hopefully your package was not held up due to fact that i did not know you real name so i just put cyril sneer on it :x


hahahahahahaha

I was in the middle of moving so it's sent to my dad's place, he was probably like who the fucks cyril sneer.

I'll find out tomorrow, I also still have to send you your gift cause, I was short on funds, but you will certainly get something before too long.

executioneer
Dec 26th, 2010, 06:52 AM
I GOT A TREX FROM SHRUBFEST

WHICH I JUST REALIZED I LEFT AT MY MOM'S AND WONT BE ABLE TO TAKE PICTURES OF UNTIL TOMORROW AT LEAST OOPES

10,000 Volt Ghost
Dec 27th, 2010, 03:27 PM
ps stevetothepast hopefully your package was not held up due to fact that i did not know you real name so i just put cyril sneer on it :x

:lol

Shrubfest
Dec 27th, 2010, 03:57 PM
Willie, the amount of amazing cookies you sent me and the fact you spent $26 to send them to me, I think I'll have to make you more critters.

Also, husband says 'Those cookies made my balls tingle'

executioneer
Dec 27th, 2010, 06:18 PM
Willie, the amount of amazing cookies you sent me and the fact you spent $26 to send them to me, I think I'll have to make you more critters.

Also, husband says 'Those cookies made my balls tingle'
oh no tingly balls syndrome thats not good :eek

executioneer
Dec 28th, 2010, 05:30 AM
i got cookies from dylan! THEY ARE ALL GONE NOW

Fathom Zero
Dec 28th, 2010, 08:25 PM
Fuck, Willie. I'd send you more, but I gave the rest to a really pretty girl and you know how that is. ;)

executioneer
Dec 29th, 2010, 02:22 AM
not really

Fathom Zero
Dec 29th, 2010, 02:52 AM
You ate delicious cookies that I made deliciously. :( stop being a grumbleguss

Esuohlim
Dec 29th, 2010, 03:45 AM
I want more cookies :( :(

executioneer
Dec 29th, 2010, 04:58 AM
You ate delicious cookies that I made deliciously. :( stop being a grumbleguss
haha grumblegus didnt get any cookies :eek

Zhukov
Dec 29th, 2010, 11:00 AM
I forgot to mention that these William Biscuits I was sent were amazing. Mostly dust, but still tasty. I'd send baked goods back, but I can only make cheesecake.

stevetothepast
Dec 30th, 2010, 05:30 PM
My cookies arrived, but I haven't eaten them yet.
I will tomorrow though, so many thanks to willie.

Tadao
Dec 30th, 2010, 06:47 PM
http://wwf.worldwildlife.org/images/content/pagebuilder/29312.jpg

executioneer
Jan 21st, 2011, 04:19 AM
okay i been slacking on pictures so herse some pictuers

http://www.angriestmonster.com/blarg/captain516a.jpg
AHHH MAKE WAY FOR WILLIE
http://www.angriestmonster.com/blarg/captain516b.jpg
AHH MAKE WAY FOR DEADPOOL

http://www.angriestmonster.com/blarg/mariorpg.jpg
MARIORPG REQUESTED I TAKE APICTURE TO PROVE HE WAS NOT A DEADBEAT, HERE IS THAT PICTURE
http://www.angriestmonster.com/blarg/shrubfest.jpg
shrubfest now all you gotta knit is a utahraptor and a dromeceiomimus and maybe a tiny tiny lady, car, and log cabin
http://www.angriestmonster.com/blarg/zhukova.jpg
if you read both of these books at once you metamorphose into a dick :eek
j/k it would give you every mental disorder probably
http://www.angriestmonster.com/blarg/zhukovb.jpg
I GOT A GRAFITTI AND A CARD FROM UH I GUESS KHORNE?
http://www.angriestmonster.com/blarg/zhukovc.jpg
also i got two delicious candybars, one has cherries/coconut, what does the other one have in it
http://www.angriestmonster.com/blarg/crunchyballs.jpg
CRUNCHY BALLS
MY FAVOURITE KIND OF BALLS

executioneer
Jan 21st, 2011, 04:44 AM
pending pressies: dixie, c. sneer

and if grislygus turns out not to have fallen into a mineshaft somewhere, he could do make-up presents

Fathom Zero
Jan 21st, 2011, 05:48 AM
cherry ripe :O

MarioRPG
Jan 22nd, 2011, 04:57 PM
I want a grafitti too

captain516
Jan 26th, 2011, 04:29 AM
haha, I forgot all about that picture/note thingee