Challenge to Zhukov

[The One and Only...]

Fucking hilarious :lol

OAO, don't feel discouraged from people taking the piss. I will give you $500 if you post a photo of you touching a girl, any girl. For real.

Source: http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=14260

I can satisfy this challenge; show me da money!

[Chojin]

don't do it zhukov; you didn't say human girl

[LordSappington]

Or living. :x

[captain516]

In Australian money, $500 is like 2 quaters

[captain516]

Still no picture? What are you, scouring google until you find one that's "believable" enough?

[The One and Only...]

I'm not going to post it until Zhukov confirms he's still game.

[LordSappington]

DEFEND YOUR E-PEEN, WRETCH

[Pub Lover]

SIX. FUCKING. YEARS. :eek

[The One and Only...]

:xmas3:oao:oao:oaoSantas got a sack full of hotdogs just for this occasion

[executioneer]

oao do you still have torgo legs

[LordSappington]

So, what wowed her? Your punctuation-be-damned attitude, or your unwavering obsession over proving people on the internet wrong?

[The One and Only...]

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs574.ash2/149682_10150123235844992_521724991_7870100_3760198 _n.jpg

Who could resist that?

[LordSappington]

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff44/roflcopter12211/149682_10150123235844992_521724991_7870100_3760198 _n.jpg
Thanks for killing some of my time before bed.

[Zhukov]

The offer related to the sad, desperate and delusional gobshite you were then, not the probable sad, desperate and delusional gobshite you are now.




People used to care for a laugh, but it's been too long now. Go away.

[Wiffles]

Wow, that was 6+ years ago. Infants have been born and went to school in that time. Seems like you lost alot of sleep over that issue. O.o

[Tadao]

It took him this long to put on enough weight in order to over power a girl and force her to take a picture with him.

[The One and Only...]

I was just digging through the old thread backups and saw it. Trying to see what the hell people could blackmail me with.

[Dimnos]

You and that Pram guy are lovers arent you?

[Pentegarn]

You and that Pram guy are lovers exactly the same person arent you?

fixed

[MattJack]

I approve of this thread. It has so much potential.

[Pentegarn]

Also, I just read that thread OaO linked. I am quite disappointed it didn't end with said girl being imaginary :lol

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

anonymous - I'd like to see a chart of the amount of times Terra has something stupid to say to the amount of times she posts. My guess is that it'd resemble the 'extreme training' program on an exercise bike.

:lol

[LordSappington]

Reading his thread has made me think some deep stuff.
I'd like to apologize for all my past and future retarded posts. Please give me the strength to not be this sad schmuck.

[The One and Only...]

Also, I just read that thread OaO linked. I am quite disappointed it didn't end with said girl being imaginary :lol

who knows what secrets the majestic OaO holds

[LordSappington]

A stupid grudge, apparently.

[The One and Only...]

lol i don't have a grudge newb

[Babs]

The pathetic chunk of shit discovered GHB for the first time.

[kahljorn]

who knows what secrets the majestic OaO holds

SLIM JIMS

[Zhukov]

Perhaps if you showed a picture of your unfortunate girlfriend then I could tell you how much money I would be willing to offer.

I assume it's your girlfriend you are using as a tool to impress people on the internet, because surely you wouldn't come back to a forum that thought you were a dick with anything less than that.

[Pentegarn]

Perhaps if you showed a picture of your unfortunate girlfriend then I could tell you how much money I would be willing to offer.

I assume it's your girlfriend you are using as a tool to impress people on the internet, because surely you wouldn't come back to a forum that thought you were a dick with anything less than that.

I got this one, I paparazzi'd a picture of her for all to see

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q1/Pentegarn/images-28.jpg

[Pub Lover]

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs236.snc1/8321_165606904991_521724991_3743206_3511176_n.jpg
Zhukov, please pay me the money. :eek

There is totally touching in this picture, I swear. :eek

...

OK, so maybe there isn't. :eek

Bur there totally is in this picture. :eek

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs144.snc1/5331_124934954991_521724991_3140820_3111334_n.jpg

Money, please! :eek

[Zhukov]

HE has to be touching HER, not the other way around. Anyway, the arm in the second pic belongs to the the guy with the white face paint.

[LordSappington]

http://thehoverhand.com/

[The One and Only...]

>< how the hell did you find those?

[LordSappington]

All it takes is your e-mail. Or an overused username.

[Fathom Zero]

http://thehoverhand.com/

God, I love little websites like that. That's fucking great.

[Wiffles]

Pub is quite the ladies man ^.^

[MLE]

<3 Pub

[Seven Force]

Hey it's been a while, glad to see nothing's changed!* OaO is still seeking validation from people he doesn't know! He's still a pathetic faggot!

*What gender is GW supposed to be this time around?

[Seven Force]

Also he's probably more like a clammy hand

[Pentegarn]

Phucking Photobucket took my picture of an inflate-a-date off, those bitches