TO WOMENZ

[kahljorn]

DO GUYS/TRANNIES WITH LITTLE BOOBS AND AN AMAZING ASS GROSS YOU OUT

WOULD YOU EVER DATE ONE

IM SO SCARED TO START DATING AGAIN :(

[MLE]

It's not what I personally go for, but that describes one of my very good friends! I don't see any reason why you need to be self conscious about doing what you love. You can't control other people's reactions and emotions, so don't hold yourself accountable for it. Go find someone who isn't retarded! It might take a few tries :>

[Esuohlim]

Dude, you're hot, I'll date you

[kahljorn]

LOL YOURE NOT A WOMENZ

THANKS THOUGH I WOULD PROLLY DATE YOU TOO ;)

I HAVE A PERSONAL CRISIS IN THAT I DONT KNOW WHAT I LOVE ANYMORE. I LOVE WOEMNZZZ BUT I LIKE BEING ONE BUT TRYING TO BE WITH ONE INTERFERES WITH ME GETTING WITH ONE. I SORT OF T HINK I HAVE NARCISSISM OR SOMETHING MAYBE.

[Shrubfest]

Mirror sex?

Go to kink events. Most people there are really nice, surprisingly normal, and very accepting of 'out of the ordinary'. It's also hilarious watching sex dungeons.

(sorry to hear you got broken up, and all that too.)

[kahljorn]

yea, mirror sex i guess but not literally that i like looking at myself but that i transfer the things i like in women onto myself maybe because i think I'm violating women when i think of them sexually. :O

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I wouldn't mind being a chick except I like bonesaw too much :(

[elx]

I LOVE WOEMNZZZ BUT I LIKE BEING ONE BUT TRYING TO BE WITH ONE INTERFERES WITH ME GETTING WITH ONE.
dude. if you can't find a girl in your everyday then just take shrub's advice. also, I hope you do realize that there are women out there that would literally worship you for your kink -- it's known as "feminization" and it's really popular amongst *BDSM "mistresses."


*you probably shouldn't try these particular circles though. those people sound scary and weird and you'd probably get molested and kidnapped by a giant lady named helga that keeps you in a cave and rips off your toenails and stuff :(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I feel like I would still end up doing all the work if I had a girl peg me though.

[kahljorn]

I meet a lot of girls who are attracted to me its just that once they start touching me t hey go, "OMG YOU FEEL LIKE A GIRL."
yea you're right though there are a lot of girls who like that kind of stuff, just hard to find them i guess.

WHAT IN THE EHCK IS A BONESAW

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

My dong.

[Fathom Zero]

:<

[Esuohlim]

Girls feel great, why the hell don't girls like feeling other girls? >:

Female heterosexuality is fucked up mang

[Zhukov]

For the longest time I thought you were a post op gender reassigned surgery woman Kahl. Soz.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Jealousy milhome

[MLE]

Girls do feel great! My preference is curvier than he is, though <3

You really should find a dungeon club.

[Esuohlim]

Jealousy milhome

If I were a woman I'd be such a lesbian slut

[elx]

Girls do feel great!
yes! my favorite is when I go straight from shower -> bed. legs always feel like silk. do you know what I mean? that ones the best :( and our boobs always seem much warmer than the rest of our bodies, so whenever we get cold we can just give ourselves hugs!


what would we even want another girl for? :confused: there's nothing they can offer that we can't already get whenever we want from ourselves or from guys. silly milwhore.

[MLE]

pffft, the reactions on other girls' faces are worth it!

[kahljorn]

what would we even want another girl for?

:(

[MLE]

Also, girls know how girls want to be touched. Totally different from a guy's touch.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Tongue texture is totally different too. Guys usually have rugged tongue s but girls have silky tongues.

[kahljorn]

THIS THREAD HAS NOW CEASED TO CODDLE ME BUT NOW FASCINATES ME.

[MLE]

10k, you're totally right. Girls also pay attention to different details than guys do. There are many many reasons why people would want one or the other, so I don't know why elx is saying that girls don't need other girls.

[Esuohlim]

What I never understood was homosexuals who tried to emulate the opposite sex (butch women, flamboyant men), but if they're trying to attract same sex partners wouldn't they want to act as close to their own gender as possible?

I know if I were a woman attracted to other women I wouldn't want to get with some woman trying to be a guy. Gross.

KAHL DO YOU HAVE A RUGGED OR SILKY TONGUE?

[kahljorn]

how do i find out what kind of tongue i have

[MLE]

Uh, you might need to get some references.

[kahljorn]

ITS SILKY ON THE OUTSIDE AND ROUGH ON THE INSIDE

[executioneer]

you might need to buff that shit, hold some steel wool in your mouth for a while every day

[Zhukov]

Women can't read maps and men don't check cupboards properly.

[executioneer]

men are from mars and women are from venus, so you need to see if you prefer massive crushing pressure and high temperatures or extremely thin atmosphere with subzero temperatures

[executioneer]

also, do you prefer two tiny moons or no moons at all

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Women can't read maps and men don't check cupboards properly.

:lol

Cupboard checking is a learned trait that took me forever to master.

[Sam]

I'VE SLEPT IN THE SAME BED AS KAHLJORN, SO I'M AN EXPERT ON THE SUBJECT.

BILL SLEPT AT THE FOOT OF THE BED LIKE A DOG.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Cuz that would have been a samwich :(

[Esuohlim]

I BET YOU ALL HAD SUCH SEXY ADVENTURES AT COMIC-CON WITHOUT GOOD OL' LIFE-OF-THE-PARTY MILHOUSE >:

[executioneer]

DOES RIDING IN A ELEVATOR WITH ERIC WAREHIEM COUNT AS A SEXY ADVENTURE

ID WAGER NO :(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I don't know if watching adventure time counts either. To tie this back onto the topic we met some sexy tranies, who stole kahljorns camera....and then died. For real.

[Fathom Zero]

I remember asking this before but can't remember the answer. Did your tranny die of the... flu by any chance? I remember the article being ambiguous.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I think it just said she died of "Overnight complications". I don't remember it specifically stating one thing or the other though. Could always try and track down Mr. Hanna Barbera though and ask him.

[MarioRPG]

It's all fun and games until some tranny dies.

[kahljorn]

i had two dates this week :O :O

[Chojin]

who paid for dinner?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

DINNER AND ROMANCE

[Tadao]

who paid for romance?

[kahljorn]

:lol i made her pay for her half haha

dating sorta just makes me miss my ex or whatever she is :( it was still fun though

[kahljorn]

SO LIKE MY EX WAS CALLING ME/TEXTING ME/TELLING ME WE MIGHT BE ABLE TO WORK THINGS OUT/ COMING OVER TO MY HOTEL EVERY day for like three weeks and then all of a sudden she started ignoring me and treating me like crap because she was "used to being alone." Then I quit kissing her ass and told her she was selfish so she got all crazy and blocked me :lol

argg so now she's saying i harassed her for sending her an e-mail. I SENT HER AN AMAZING EMAIL DETAILING ALL OF THE FUCKED UP SHIT SHE DID DURING OUR RELATIONSHIP BECAUSE SHE MADE ME KISS HER ASS AND PRETEND LIKE IT WAS MY FAULT AND IM THINKING OF POSTING IT HERE.

[Tadao]

Women are jerks

[kahljorn]

i guess so. Man if there's anything ive learned its that letting other people get away with treating you like shit isnt worth it and it wont make them love you anymore ;/

in fact i think women love you the more you treat them like shit.

Im thinking of posting this email but its kinda long and embarassing and i guess its kinda dumb to do it :lol maybe that's why she thought it was harassment cause its long

[CaptainPasty]

Women or men, it doesn't matter. Either'll treat you like shit if you let them. Might be worth trying to develop a thing for trees. Anyone know the name for that?

[Esuohlim]

WOMNEN ARE JERKS, THAT'S WHY YOU HAVE TO LEARN MY TWO FAVORITE SEX POSITIONS:

http://img362.imageshack.us/img362/1087/punchdu3.png

http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/1529/offacliffga2.png

[Fathom Zero]

:lol

[Tadao]

:lol

[CaptainPasty]

Kinky.

[Tadao]

Congratulations on ruining a funny moment.

[Pentegarn]

i guess so. Man if there's anything ive learned its that letting other people get away with treating you like shit isnt worth it and it wont make them love you anymore ;/

in fact i think women love you the more you treat them like shit.

Im thinking of posting this email but its kinda long and embarassing and i guess its kinda dumb to do it :lol maybe that's why she thought it was harassment cause its long

Post it, we need some story to have closure after the whole cliffhanger George fiasco

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

That's amazing Milhouse.

Kahl, clear out your pm box. I tried to defriend her but low and behold she had already defriended me. :lol What a bitch.

[King Hadas]

Fuck women, that's something I'd like to do right now.

khaljorn don't let this shit get you down bro. That chick was just too thick, she never even realized she was dating the coolest I-mocker around.

[CaptainPasty]

Thanks Tadao I try my best. And with that, you can all stick it up your collective arse.

[Pentegarn]

Wait, that is trying your best? :confused

[Tadao]

Must be a woman.

[CaptainPasty]

Sorry, I meant to say "beast". I fry my beast... Collective arse.

[kahljorn]

:lol milhouse that made me laugh so hard. At first i thought it was a penis knocking her out

That chick was just too thick

:lol

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Just to throw it out there. I shaved my legs the other day and I have to give credit to women in general for shaving their legs. It s a serious pain in the ass.

[LordSappington]

If you miss ANY hairs, by God they are going to let you know, through intolerable amounts of itchiness.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/Locke9999/DSCN0968.jpg

[Esuohlim]

lol

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:( Dose are my real gams. Just a bad angle cuz I'm diesal too.

[MLE]

10k, your legs make for quite the believable tranny!

[Tadao]

He's lucky because he doesn't wear high heels, so he doesn't have varicose veins. I wanna lick those chops. :yum

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

10k, your legs make for quite the believable tranny!

He's lucky because he doesn't wear high heels, so he doesn't have varicose veins. I wanna lick those chops. :yum

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/Locke9999/DSCN0995.jpg

....actually.

edit: Also, thank you MLE.

[MLE]

You should get black leather lacing for the side instead of that gold cord. [/critique]

[Tadao]

Also, he should pad his ass.

[MLE]

He doesn't have to if he wears the right top.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I think my ass needs less padding. It just looks flat in that. I'll try black string instead. The dress is mainly gold though.

[MLE]

I just think that the cord looks like it's from some chintzy 80's curtains.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I see what you mean.

[kahljorn]

:lol

i totally didn't expect that

i thought it was gonna be, WHERES THE FUCKIN EMAIL GEORGE

[MarioRPG]

I just think that the cord looks like it's from some chintzy 80's curtains.

The dazzling veneer of the 1980's.

[MLE]

All he's missing is the 2" wide tassel.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

The tassels are on top.

[kahljorn]

SO MY EX WONT LET ME GET THE REST OF MY SHIT FROM THE APARTMENT CAUSE SHE BASICALLY LOCKED ME OUT AND FUCKED ME OUT OF THE APARTMENT AND THE LAST TIME I WAS THERE MOVING SHIT OUT SHE SHOWED UP HALFWAY THROUGH AND THREW A FIT AND STOOD OUTSIDE WITH HER ARMS CROSSED UNTIL WE LEFT

I might have to take her to small claims court. :O :O

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I want to represent you as a lawyer/attorney/parapalegal.

[Chojin]

paralegal is like a paratrooper right

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

yeah, its like the lawyer air force.

[kahljorn]

MAYBE YOU CAN JUST SKYDIVE ONTO MY OLD PATIO AND GET MY STUFF/ SERVE THAT BITCH PAPERS

[Zuggernaut]

this thread is pathetic

is this another famous imockery joke

[Pentegarn]

I give this post 4 zugs, rate it chuckleworthy, and give it shiny trophee!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I was watching some tranny on cam earlier and her body looked good and then I saw her face and she looked like Tasslehoff Burrfoot. Kinda ruined it for me.

[ThrashO]

I was on my way to work yesterday and I ended up blowing the tranny. It was so expensive.

[Dimnos]

If I were a mod I would consider editing your post to say something dumb but then stop because you already beat me to the punch. :\

[ThrashO]

more like beat me to the lunch because i gobbled that trannys balls :blowme

[LordSappington]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Owwpb_X-l7M/TZZiCb8IPAI/AAAAAAAAA8M/Q71wN0NXojk/s1600/sadJuggalo.jpg

[Pentegarn]

Every time ThrashO posts, a baby cries, a puppy dies, and The View gets extended another year :(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Some other cd in my area wants to get together for a photoshoot, kind leaning on the going part.

[kahljorn]

they'll want to touch your penis

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I already put a block on that.

[kahljorn]

that will also receive my veto!

the only cd i ever hung out with tried to touch my penis :(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:(

Veto official

[k0k0]

SO MY EX WONT LET ME GET THE REST OF MY SHIT FROM THE APARTMENT CAUSE SHE BASICALLY LOCKED ME OUT AND FUCKED ME OUT OF THE APARTMENT AND THE LAST TIME I WAS THERE MOVING SHIT OUT SHE SHOWED UP HALFWAY THROUGH AND THREW A FIT AND STOOD OUTSIDE WITH HER ARMS CROSSED UNTIL WE LEFT

I might have to take her to small claims court. :O :O

This kind of happened to me with my first girlfriend 11 years ago. She came home when I was getting all of my shit out of her mom's house. She maced me. I grabbed the expensive chihuahua I bought her while near blinded, ran to my car and locked the door while coughing and drooling. I still have the dog. The girl contacted me 2 years ago to get together but she was really trashy by then. I think she was on meth or something at one point and it showed. She was such a good clean christian when I met her and I had so much fun ruining her values.