hope for an misanthropist

[kahljorn]

hey guys

ive never liked the human race. This is something ive found to be not distressing and i dont really give a shit about it.

while im mentally attracted to people most of them want me to give a shit about them. and while i do give a shit, more than i maybe shit, id rather just hate them cause i know they are secretely fat dicks.

is it really possible for me to find someone i dont fucking hate or will i just have to put up with dickfaces forever.

etc.

i wish i was more confident that people weren't penises... thats really something id like to change..but on the other hand, given that i fucking hate them, it doesnt seem like there's really any reason to try.

is being a misanthropist the end of the world especially if i get nuclear bombs

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

No way at all. You just gotta meet the right person you can deal with just enough without killing them.

Trial and error is not suggest in that format.

[ThrashO]

but when you find ones you dont like make sure you DO kill them.

[Zhukov]

99% of the people in the world are worthless.



While I could say "that makes meeting the right person that much more special!", I'll instead say that you have a very small chance of actually running into one of these worthwhile people, and even less chance of meeting them, and a MINUSCULE chance of staying with them in a relationship.

We can put a man on the moon, but can't supply most of the world with enough food to eat.

Glasgow has a life expectancy of below 54.

[Zhukov]

I mean cheer up buddy plenty of fish in the sea

[Grislygus]

Your only hope is another Mock Meet. Since that will never happen, feel free to coninue hating everyone

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Pfft. Mock meet in july. We be trollin for bitches and whisky bars.

[Pentegarn]

Don't you think it is pedantic to use esoteric words like misanthrope?

[executioneer]

WHAT IF THEY CALLED US A PAIR OF PATHETIC PERIPATETICS

[Otto]

I'm not a malefactor, I'm a German.

[Colonel Flagg]

We should all remember to eschew obfuscations.

[Grislygus]

WHAT IF THEY CALLED US A PAIR OF PATHETIC PERIPATETICS

LIKE

[Esuohlim]

WHAT IF THEY CALLED US A PAIR OF PATHETIC PERIPATETICS

:hobbles

[kahljorn]

GUYZ MY FIRST RELATIONSHIP WAS WITH A NIHILIST AND WHILE THE SEX WAS GOOD SHE WAS ONLY INTERESTED IN GETTING PUNCHED IN THE FACE WHILE HAVING SEX. THIS SUITED MY HATEFUL DESIRES WELL BUT SHE WAS A NIHILIST AND COULD FIDN NO VALUE IN OUR RELATIONSHIP

THEN I DATED THIS GIRL WHO WAS ONLY INTERESTED IN LOVE AND DIDNT UNDERSTAND I WANTED TO PUNCH HER IN THE FACE. i god i dont even have the energy to make fun of pram maven

[Pentegarn]

I love that, it was all

"HARD WORK HARD WORK HARD WORK HARD WORK.... ah fuck it!"

[Kitsa]

did anyone ever tell you that you look like seventies-era Tom Verlaine?

[kahljorn]

lol wow that does look like me, just with a bigger face.

looks a lot like my dad