Don Carlson (the racist animator from Portland) hates Mexicans [Archive]

Don Carlson

Jun 23rd, 2011, 12:03 AM

Guys, let me just start by saying that I'm sorry. I'M sorry even though i feel like a lot of the trouble was coming from your end, and it wasn't everyone just certain people like tadao but that's not my point. My point is that I've been going through some tough times and i guess I was venting here.

Here's a bit of background on why I've been like this, if anyone's interested. As you all know by now I do some animation and other professional work such as claymation etc. Well what tadao might not have dug up is that i do a lot of work from my home office. Well, recently I had a big project due for a client (local business that I had to do a short animation and logo for) and my home office was in total disarray. I hired this company to redo my flooring in there (got wrecked in a small flood) and so to help them out I took all of my stuff out of the room and expected them to standby their guarantee that it would be done in less than two days. The first day, this grubby looking mexican shows up saying he's from the company. I thought this was strange, but I let him in anyway (even though he smelled terrible) and he started "working."

Long story short, he did a terrible job, took over five days, and I lost the project when I couldn't deliver it on time. I will NEVER trust a mexican to do any work for me ever again. I took it pretty badly and i wasn't doing much else except for logging on here and pretty much asking for abuse. I have ptsd and sometimes things like losing that project take a big effect on me and I wasn't myself and took everything really personally.

I want to start over. So here I am apologizing and hoping you can give me another chance. Forget Pram Maven ever existed and let's start fresh. Hi, I'm Don. Nice to meet you :)

Otto

Jun 23rd, 2011, 12:05 AM

NO GO FUCK YOURSELF CRYBABYMAVEN

darkvare

Jun 23rd, 2011, 12:09 AM

who are you again?

Zhukov

Jun 23rd, 2011, 12:29 AM

Sod off for Christ's sake.

Esuohlim

Jun 23rd, 2011, 12:46 AM

Oh ok now mexicans are the problem, whatever Pram. Keep them away from your internet cred, am I right?

Grislygus

Jun 23rd, 2011, 12:49 AM

I will NEVER trust a mexican to do any work for me ever again.

Dude, seriously?

And it doesn't work like that. Lord Sappington caught loads of shit nonstop for a year, he never cared and people just stopped giving him shit once he proved that he wasn't a pussy. Consistently.

Otto

Jun 23rd, 2011, 12:52 AM

Something tells me Pram's Post Traumatic Stress Disorder was either diagnosed by an internet quiz on TESTQ, or it's the same thing as my asshole uncle's PTSD: an excuse to get a prescription for benzodiazepines.

Grislygus

Jun 23rd, 2011, 12:55 AM

WHY DO I HAVE A GREEN PICKLE

HOW DARE YOU ALL

Otto

Jun 23rd, 2011, 12:57 AM

Awww, Pram's offline! Poor deluded dope's probably too strung out on Diazepam to do anything right now.

kahljorn

Jun 23rd, 2011, 01:25 AM

don carlson please post more so i can give you more red pickles

Chojin

Jun 23rd, 2011, 01:36 AM

isn't there a wiki you can go obsessively moderate or something

Don Carlson

Jun 23rd, 2011, 01:54 AM

I get it and I deserve that. I was a real asshole and whiner before but i'm over it. I just want to be able to come here and be part of discussions and talk about things that we all like. My offer to do a claymation with the imockery mascot still stands.

And for the record my ptsd was diagnosed by an expert physician not an online test.

@Gus - trust me. NEVER hire a mexican to do work for you. This guy was lazy, he stank, and he did a really bad job. I went and looked on google after and it turns out this is pretty common with mexicans AND blacks but I've never hired a black person so I don't have any firsthand experience there.

Wiffles

Jun 23rd, 2011, 02:07 AM

Im scared about how you over elaborate everything. I expected to read an apology post but all I read was something about your life story, claymation and mexicans etc.

LordSappington

Jun 23rd, 2011, 02:13 AM

Racism is always a clear path towards being socially accepted

Zhukov

Jun 23rd, 2011, 02:27 AM

Nobody cares what you did in the past, nobody cares that you are sorry for it. You just suck in the present. Right here, right now, this very thread. You are a whinging baby and nobody here likes you or cares about you - just go away and don't come back. Why did you feel the need to come back? It only gets worse for you the more you post here, people like me start off not really caring, and then get sick of reading about your problems with the forum, and how you are sorry and want to be given a second chance. Then the people that started off not really caring, and just wanting you to leave for your own good, genuinely start to dislike you, rather than just going through the motions for the sake of it.

Fuck off, don't come back.

Do everyone - most of all yourself - a favour; instead of posting your "I'm sorry, I was a dick, let's start fresh :) I have problems, here's my life story, stop ruining my job prospects..." threads/posts, just write them on a piece of paper that only you will ever see. You'll get less abuse that way, and just as much sympathy.

Nobody honestly thought you were a big meanie and needed to say sorry - people are just fucking with you. Nobody was genuinely insulted by you because you are a joke. A joke that is only doing himself harm by constantly sticking his hand in the blender, even though the blender is telling him to FUCK OFF again and again and again.

Oh, and congrats to add even more reasons for me to think you are a stream of piss with your last comment there. The guy probably saw how much of a whining pushover you are, then decided to slack off and waste your money. I'd probably piss in your sink while I was there.

CHRIST.

LordSappington

Jun 23rd, 2011, 02:40 AM

Pram, are you a giant, walking vagina?

Don Carlson

Jun 23rd, 2011, 02:46 AM

You people are impossible. Zhukov, I'm not going anywhere so just shut the FUCK up. You're a jerk. I thought you were an alright guy before, but now you're just proving yourself to be a sheep-a really whiny sheep which is ironic because you keep calling me whiny.

I said I'm sorry because it needed to be said. I don't care if you don't like me. You'll eventually get tired of harassing me and it will probably be sooner than later because I'm not going to give you any more ammo. I'm just going to act like a regular poster and stop with the internet drama because my life is a lot more to me than that childish stuff.

*deep breath*
Ok as for the "racism" comments, that's just not true. I have lots of clients who are minorities and I do work for them with no problem at all. It's just that this one mexican was unbelievably smelly, lazy, and bad at his job. I honestly don't think he has a green card or work visa. AND LIKE I SAID, I don't know firsthand that black people are as bad of workers as mexicans. I've even met a few black people that I got along with. One of my friends has a black friend and he always calls me Donny boi (I imagine he spells it like that because he kind of speaks with ebonics sometimes).

LordSappington

Jun 23rd, 2011, 02:49 AM

No one anywhere will take you seriously if you type out every one of your physical actions. *shakes fist*
Tool.

ThrashO

Jun 23rd, 2011, 05:57 AM

One of my friends has a black friend

hahahahahaha :lol

But yeah, FUCK THE BROWNIES! :rock

and you.

Pentegarn

Jun 23rd, 2011, 06:50 AM

Well, you tried to stay away but you couldn't....

I did warn you though, and you didn't listen, on your own head be it

Pram Maven

Jun 23rd, 2011, 07:40 AM

Oh, so you're impersonating me now?

I did not make any of the posts in this thread. I am not racist. Fuck this site. I hope it does die. It's a libel factory.

Pram Maven

Jun 23rd, 2011, 07:56 AM

That's NOT me. Someone is using my other account.

Ok, you want me to prove I'm not a pussy? Fine. I will contribute to the forums like a responsible poster and stop rabble rousing. I will counter a mean post with a funny reply or not respond to it at all.

If this is how you train unruly posters to follow your rules, IT'S WORKING.

Zhukov

Jun 23rd, 2011, 09:30 AM

Ha, if someone did use your other account to impersonate you then they did a good job up until the third post.

Still, my points still stand against you, Pram Maven.

10,000 Volt Ghost

Jun 23rd, 2011, 10:46 AM

He's got so many hot dogs now. They make me want to go to the lobby and get myself a snack.

Pram Maven

Jun 23rd, 2011, 10:59 AM

Hehe, proof that a guy can have more than one weenie!

kahljorn

Jun 23rd, 2011, 11:35 AM

:lol pram that was hilarious

just kidding lol

Chojin

Jun 23rd, 2011, 11:47 AM

nice try, pram. clearly you just can't let go of your abusive nature but wanted to separate it from your career, so you think you need two accounts.

just when i was about to give you a second chance, too.

Tadao

Jun 23rd, 2011, 12:01 PM

So, you took it out on me because I look Mexican to you? Wow, you are the worst kind of racist Pram Maven AKA Don Carlson the animator.

Shyandquietguy

Jun 23rd, 2011, 12:06 PM

I say we create a Don Carlson account on OkCupid and the like and be as manipulative as possible to EVERYONE. Especially to minorities!

Don't worry Don! No one will know the difference!!

Zhukov

Jun 23rd, 2011, 12:07 PM

Hehe, proof that a guy can have more than one weenie!

But only if people who dislike your posts are covering you in them!

Esuohlim

Jun 23rd, 2011, 01:34 PM

Hehe, proof that a guy can have more than one weenie!

http://i.imgur.com/QNGPd.png

Pram Maven

Jun 23rd, 2011, 01:37 PM

<i>nice try, pram. clearly you just can't let go of your abusive nature but wanted to separate it from your career, so you think you need two accounts.

just when i was about to give you a second chance, too.</i>

Nice weather we're having.

Zhukov

Jun 23rd, 2011, 01:47 PM

Everyday is cloudy when you are around.

Pram Maven

Jun 23rd, 2011, 01:50 PM

Nice proper way of quoting I'm not having.

Whatever, doods. You just can't handle the fact that I might have a positive side. The only reason I ever created a second account was because you took away my ability to change my name. The only reason I wanted to change my name was because you took away my edit button.

I'm sure you think it's funny, but it sucks for me!

Zhukov

Jun 23rd, 2011, 01:55 PM

So you admit that you started another account and are the author of this thread?

Please, Pram Maven the racist; just go away.

Pram Maven

Jun 23rd, 2011, 02:02 PM

No, I am not the author of this thread. Nothing I have ever said or done has been racist. There is no merit for it. It's just Chojin, having a laugh at my expense.

Zhukov

Jun 23rd, 2011, 02:08 PM

Right, you already said that you started another account, idiot.

Why would I listen to someone who just negatively stereotypes against Mexicans and people of colour?

Chojin

Jun 23rd, 2011, 02:09 PM

i seriously doubt i'm the only one having a laugh at your expense

but i don't understand how i'm to blame for you making yet another account when all i do is keep merging them. what am i supposed to do?

Pram Maven

Jun 23rd, 2011, 02:42 PM

Right, you already said that you started another account, idiot.

Why would I listen to someone who just negatively stereotypes against Mexicans and people of colour?

UNLIKE YOU, I have never discriminated against people for the way they are, mr. Zhoukov, The Aspie-Hater.

Chojin- because you're a bully and a control freak and it's funny to you to manipulate other peoples' lives. All you have going for you is a business degree. Go lift free weights the wrong way, meat head.

LordSappington

Jun 23rd, 2011, 03:01 PM

All you have going for you is...
Fuck, someone help me out here

Zhukov

Jun 23rd, 2011, 03:05 PM

It's not discrimination if all that hate is based on "who you are". Discriminating would be if I made fun of all people that claimed they had some sort of minor mental issue, rather than this particular idiot who claims he has some sort of minor mental issue.

You're doing a stellar job of getting people to forgive you this time around, btw. Racist remarks and attacking Chojin when he is pretty much the only one on your side - nice work.

Pram Maven

Jun 23rd, 2011, 03:36 PM

Zhukov- Chojin is NOT on my side. He is the one who changed the thread title of "Want to see new pictures of my pet?" to "Don Carlson (Pram Maven) is a homeless criminal.

IT EVEN SAYS he was the last to edit that thread. Furthermore, you and others here have clearly stated that they pick on people with Aspergers.

Regardless, all of you told me that I-mockery does not mess with peoples' real lives. Looks like I-mockery can't be trusted for anything. I'm amazed it hasn't been de-indexed from Google yet for its abuses of their search engine. The fact that someone killed themselves after you harassed her and then made fun of her grieving mom says something about you.

And if she didn't kill herself... PROVE it didn't happen. Gabby Gaga has not posted anywhere recently, and her last post here was in 2007. Her mom joined in 2008 to yell at you. Since then, nothing from Gabby Gaga. You killed her.

10,000 Volt Ghost

Jun 23rd, 2011, 03:45 PM

I-mockery can't be trusted

:ibapery

kahljorn

Jun 23rd, 2011, 04:12 PM

Pram Maven

Jun 23rd, 2011, 04:21 PM

She died because you screwed with her personal life.

Your analogy to a horse is almost apt.

How about this one: "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make them drink. Unless you're I-mockery, the Almight King Shits of Fuck Mountain"

ThrashO

Jun 23rd, 2011, 04:25 PM

I think ur funy :-)

kahljorn

Jun 23rd, 2011, 04:28 PM

How about this one: "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make them drink. Unless you're I-mockery, the Almight King Shits of Fuck Mountain"i wish i was a master of anal sex

honestly i wouldn't be comfortable usurping 10kvoltghosts authority, though.

kahljorn

Jun 23rd, 2011, 04:32 PM

and we all know Don Carlson is you. Quit trying to trick us. YOURE NOT AN IMOCKER. YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO DO IT RIGHT YOU COPY CAT

YOU CANT BULLSHIT A BULLSHITTER

Pram Maven

Jun 23rd, 2011, 05:00 PM

No, you've got that wrong, Failjorn.

"You can lead a bull to bullshit, but you can't make him eat it!"

You do so willingly.

Trash-0: Heh, you're alright too.

Zomboid

Jun 23rd, 2011, 05:50 PM

"Failjorn." Whoa! Breaking out the wit AND the racism? Clearly this is a new day for Pram. I wonder how your clients would feel about your being a racist. Is there a rating feature on linkedin? We should really spread the word.

Pram Maven

Jun 23rd, 2011, 06:11 PM

kahljorn

Jun 23rd, 2011, 06:17 PM

FailjornWhatever Ham Lameman

If you're me, then you would have known that I do not have "flooring". Secondly, I do not spell words that should be capitalized, with lower case letters (call me a GRAMMAR Nazi...). Abbreviations like "PTSD" and Mexican" should always be capitalized, numbnuts. Some of my best friends are Mexican. Believe it or not, I type the first letters of their names in uppercase as well. THIRD of all, I do not have clients. I freelance. When there's work. When there isn't work, I make animated short films. If you were me, you would know that. But you didn't. CLEARLY, you, my fat-witted compadre, are *not* me.

FINALLY (and this is illuminating), I would not be HAVING AN ARGUMENT WITH MYFUCKINGSELF. It's PTSD, not schiznophrenia, you uneducateable fuck.It's clearly a carefully crafted character, by you, to trick us into thinking its not you because it doesn't capitalize.
I was ALMOST fooled by that, but given the fact that you're trying so hard to point it out, it must be something you did on purpose so you could later be all, "ITS OBVIOUSLY NOT ME."

I remain unconvinced.

Chojin

Jun 23rd, 2011, 06:22 PM

All you have going for you is a business degree. Go lift free weights the wrong way, meat head.

Yeah, who ever got anywhere with an MBA? :lol prz give me some pointers on my form; I'd love to hear it!

FINALLY (and this is illuminating), I would not be HAVING AN ARGUMENT WITH MYFUCKINGSELF. It's PTSD, not schiznophrenia, you uneducateable fuck.

Because being brain damaged in that particular way would just be completely out of character. tbh I wouldn't be surprised at all if you were busted one day for bestiality or kidnapping. BUT NO, NEVER WOULD HE EVER ARGUE WITH HIMSELF HOW SILLY SHUT UP NO IT ISN'T YES IT IS FUCK YOU NO FUCK YOU

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/pram-uneducatable.jpg

Pram Maven

Jun 23rd, 2011, 06:23 PM

Before this goes off like a rant festival;

Some of the greatest dimensional animation comes from Mexico. I have nothing but respect for their culture. Their food is delicious, and Tequila, or, THE STUFF YOU ARE MAKING ME WANT TO DRINK, is awesome. They also have the most excellent clay I've ever used. As a matter of fact, the guy who got me interested in clay animation was a Mexican. He gave one of my best friends his first big break. One of his friends, also a Mexican, gave me mine. I have nothing but respect for Mexico, the people who live there, and the ones who came to the U.S. in search of a better life.

Before you go around calling someone a racist, you should know more about them. If it weren't for the people of Mexico, I would not still be animating. Their work inspires me to improve my craft.

Also, why the hell is this thread in Loveline? It has nothing to do with love or lines.

kahljorn

Jun 23rd, 2011, 06:24 PM

HAVING AN ARGUMENT WITH MYFUCKINGSELF.

VERY CONVINCING.

YOU JUST DID THAT TO THROW US OFF YOUR TRACK. WERE NOT FOOLS PRAM MAVEN

kahljorn

Jun 23rd, 2011, 06:25 PM

Pram Maven you talking about how much you like mexicans just makes it painfully obvious how much you secretly hate them

Chojin

Jun 23rd, 2011, 06:25 PM

Some of the greatest dimensional animation comes from Mexico.

oh

so it's a jealousy thing

Pram Maven

Jun 23rd, 2011, 06:56 PM

Whatever Ham Lameman

It's clearly a carefully crafted character, by you, to trick us into thinking its not you because it doesn't capitalize.
I was ALMOST fooled by that, but given the fact that you're trying so hard to point it out, it must be something you did on purpose so you could later be all, "ITS OBVIOUSLY NOT ME."

I remain unconvinced.

Ok, then let's see it try to answer these questions only I would know the answers to, and I'll tell you if it's right.

1. What is my favorite color?

A. Blue, no green -AAAAAHHHHH!
B. Red
C. Purple
D. Teal
E. All of the above
F. Brains.

2. What was the name of my first girlfriend?

A. Amanda
B. Kristin
C. Jezebel
D. Tom from Myspace.
E. My hand from my arm.
F. Pope John Paul II.

3. What genre of music is the fictional band "Lucid Side"?

A. Hip-Hop
B. Shock Rock
C. Progressive Rock
D. Gypsy New Age Hillbilly Punk
E. All of the above.
F. Grunge Polka

4. What do I like the most about Dexter?

A. The character only kills other murderers.
B. It's based on a series of books that were well-written.
C. It's cinematic.
D. The guest stars are great.
E. All of the above.
F. Sometimes, the guitar stars wear sweaters.

5. What do I hate about Jersey Shore?

A. The characters are Italian.
B. The characters are rich
C. The characters are dumb.
D. The characters are annoying.
E. All of the above.

If it doesn't get all of the right answers, it's not me.

Also, the last time I tried to create another account, it was "banned for life" because of the "No Characters Allowed" rule. If I had more than one account, why would I be allowed to keep it?

Chojin

Jun 23rd, 2011, 07:00 PM

i just got tired of banning them, and you seem to have dropped it anyway

Pram Maven

Jun 23rd, 2011, 07:03 PM

Really? Then I'll go make another account.

Chojin

Jun 23rd, 2011, 07:07 PM

let me know how that turns out

wait, i just noticed you were mocking italians up there too. does your racism never end

Pram Maven

Jun 23rd, 2011, 07:08 PM

no.

kahljorn

Jun 23rd, 2011, 07:12 PM

you're so fucking racist

also now you're prolly just gonna log onto your other account and intentionally answer incorrectly just to throw us off the trail.

Pram Maven

Jun 23rd, 2011, 07:25 PM

WRONG ANSWER! That was actually a bluff.

As far as being racist, not hardly. I especially like African music.

Why are you so desperate to label me a racist, Kahljorn? Are you deflecting attention from your own racism?

By the way... Just so you know, these threads can be looked up on Google and there are cached copies of even the ones that have been changed. I'm sure that was taken into consideration when someone posted under my name, though; well played, you jerks. :(

Pram Maven

Jun 23rd, 2011, 07:29 PM

let me know how that turns out

wait, i just noticed you were mocking italians up there too. does your racism never end

Oh, just saw you edited that to make my answer seem to respond to a question you hadn't asked yet. And it's Italians, not Italians. You don't use capitalization! Clearly, you are impersonating me. Knock it off.

Also, as you know, I am careful about my image. Given that fact, why would I post a bad picture as my profile if that is my account? HMMM? Love to know, you brawny genius.

kahljorn

Jun 23rd, 2011, 07:30 PM

I'm racist against idiots

kahljorn

Jun 23rd, 2011, 07:31 PM

Given that fact, why would I post a bad picture as my profile if that is my accountdont you constantly demean yourself as part of your HILARIOUS SENSE OF HUMOR? why would you make a thread calling yourself a douchebag?

the more you argue that its not you the more it becomes painfully obvious that it is you

Pram Maven

Jun 23rd, 2011, 07:32 PM

Goddammit, I meant "Italians, not italians"

...even when I miss-type something, it's still capitalized. Enjoy your MBA is what is clearly not grammar, Choj.

kahljorn

Jun 23rd, 2011, 07:32 PM

chojin is a paper towel genius

Pram Maven

Jun 23rd, 2011, 07:32 PM

in. FUCK! Fuck fuck fuck.
I'm out.

kahljorn

Jun 23rd, 2011, 07:37 PM

shouldn't you have capitalized the first letter of out

LordSappington

Jun 23rd, 2011, 07:38 PM

I'm starting a pool on how long before he returns. My money's on two hours.
Assuming, of course, that in the span of two hours, he doesn't find a new reason to blame a website for his social shortcomings.

Esuohlim

Jun 23rd, 2011, 07:42 PM

BACK OFF, LORD SAPPING FAIL-A-TON

ThrashO

Jun 23rd, 2011, 08:49 PM

Trash-0: Heh, you're alright too.

o, i thot we were makin joks

LordSappington

Jun 23rd, 2011, 10:56 PM

BACK OFF, LORD SAPPING FAIL-A-TON
Milhouse, I came here to joke and have fun and all I get are cruel stalkers who live to torment me in my every waking moment on the internet. Your comment ruined my internet reputation as an artist and comedian, and I'll never be able to get the years I spent earning my reputation back. I hope you're happy.

LordSappington

Jun 23rd, 2011, 10:57 PM

My roommates just kicked me out in the time since my last post. Now I'm homeless. I'm done here, because you obviously have nothing for me here.

ThrashO

Jun 23rd, 2011, 11:59 PM

you'll always have your zugs. A career can be destroyed and a marriage can be ruined but zugs are forever.

Shyandquietguy

Jun 24th, 2011, 12:27 AM

in. FUCK! Fuck fuck fuck.
I'm out.

To tell you the truth, I'm beginning to think that we legally have a case of cyber harassment against you.

You come onto the forums and blatantly harass us with your unwanted personality, pretending free speech gives you the right over others, however you are the exact reason why noise levels are enforced in residential areas. No one wants to hear someone else's music when they are FOCUSING ON THEIR DAILY LIVES. Not only this, but you literally attack people who have literally DONE NOTHING TO YOU. We have told you to shut up and stop posting ever since.

You come on here after each spell and have yet to really improve or even conform or even adapt to the slightest degree. You are literally unwanted junk mail AFTER a No-send request has been given. Yet you continue after every fucking time you feel you've come upon an epiphany.

And now that you are bringing racism to play, I'm pretty sure RoG could chip in on the fact that you're detracting advertisers.

And your fraudulent evidence would immediately pan the victory to our side.

Chojin

Jun 24th, 2011, 01:18 AM

As far as being racist, not hardly. I especially like African music.

we usually call that "rap" around here, son

Enjoy your MBA is what is clearly not grammar, Choj.

uh, no; masters is business administration mine is even having not is would be grammar for. you goddamn dunce.

Tadao

Jun 24th, 2011, 01:34 AM

Don Carlson the animator aka Pram Maven why are you hating on Mexicans? I knew you were anidiot, but Don Carlson the racist Mexican hater is bad for your animation career.

Zhukov

Jun 24th, 2011, 02:59 AM

Oh, so it's "African Music" now. Way to generalise. Mexican people can make rap music or jazz too, not just "blackies".

When was the last time you even hired a Mexican person to do a job? Oh, I forgot, you don't do that anymore because you think they are lazy and smell and can't be trusted.

Way to be racist. Good job. Arsehole :bow

Esuohlim

Jun 24th, 2011, 03:28 AM

I can't bear to think of all the other Don Carlsons in the world whose lives have gone to shit because Pram keeps spotlighting his own racist, sex offending ways all over the internet.

Very good, honest, hardworking Don Carlsons are getting their names dragged through the mud because you can't seem to just disappear

ThrashO

Jun 24th, 2011, 04:01 AM

and I was gonna name my kids Don and Carlson regardless of gender. way to go shithead.

Kitsa

Jun 24th, 2011, 07:10 AM

http://www.rudedesigns.com/

Pentegarn

Jun 24th, 2011, 07:23 AM

man some people are just so afraid that people will realize how racist they are.

also gabby gaga was an idiot like you who came here on a highhorse thinking they were the shit because of how many zugs they had on another message forum, but then they fell off the horse. its not our fault she died because she fell off a horse.

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/mkcr1.jpg

"Failjorn." Whoa! Breaking out the wit AND the racism? Clearly this is a new day for Pram. I wonder how your clients would feel about your being a racist. Is there a rating feature on linkedin? We should really spread the word.

Maybe the Klan needs animators, perhaps the time is ripe for a clayanimation lynch video

As an aside to Pram Maven though; "Falijorn"? You could have tidied that up by spelling it "Phallijorn". That would have gotten you more zugs

Some of my best friends are Mexican

The first thing a racist says though in a coverup is "Some of my best friends are (race I just dissed)" so how can we believe you?

By the by, I want to play the about Pram Maven quiz game!!!!

1. What is my favorite color?

Tomato Soup

2. What was the name of my first girlfriend?

Tomato Soup

3. What genre of music is the fictional band "Lucid Side"?

Tomato Soup

4. What do I like the most about Dexter?

Tomato Soup

5. What do I hate about Jersey Shore?

Tomato Soup

and that you are racist about Italians too apparently

10,000 Volt Ghost

Jun 24th, 2011, 01:25 PM

:lol I totally thought that said Dextire instead of Dexter and it didn't make any sense to me.

kahljorn

Jun 24th, 2011, 03:06 PM

I JUST HOPE THAT GENTLE DARKVARE DOES NOT STUMBLE UPON THIS THREAD AND HAVE HIS INNOCENT NOTIONS OF AMERICAN SOCIETY DESTROYED

SHAME ON YOU PRAM MAVEN

10,000 Volt Ghost

Jun 24th, 2011, 04:44 PM

DARKVARE WILL HAVE HIS REVENGE.

Pram Maven

Jun 24th, 2011, 04:53 PM

It's nice out today. Think I'll go swimming.

Zomboid

Jun 24th, 2011, 05:04 PM

GO SWIMMING IN A LAKE OF FIRE IN HELL, YOU RACIST PIECE OF SHIT!

Pram Maven

Jun 24th, 2011, 05:09 PM

That wasn't me. Someone hacked the account I created when I didn't want this one anymore.

kahljorn

Jun 24th, 2011, 05:26 PM

:rolleyes

of course they did, how CONVENIENT for you

hey here's an idea when people say you're a racist or a douchebag or a homeless criminal who stalks and assaults people on message boards, just say somebody hacked your account and impersonated you.

Don't forget to point out all of your grammatical quirks

Pram Maven

Jun 24th, 2011, 05:30 PM

:lol2

Pram Maven

Jun 24th, 2011, 05:36 PM

Okay, Kahljorn The Rabblerouser, if I AM racist, why did it take almost 20 threads and over 1000 posts for it to come up? Racists don't hide their "feelings" about their cultural beliefs and hatreds. They might as well have it tattooed on their foreheads.

Hmph, I don't care anymore about any of this. Clearly it's extreme, unfair, and an overtly desperate attempt to ruin me.

Have fun, kids.

*honk honk*

kahljorn

Jun 24th, 2011, 05:46 PM

you're even racist against racists. Like there's only one kind of racist in the world or something. This is exemplary of your racist outlook.

kahljorn

Jun 24th, 2011, 05:52 PM

why do they have court cases to prove that people are racist and arguments to prove things like that welfare or euthanasia is institutional racism if it should be painfuly obvious that it is racism

i mean under your view shouldn't planned parenthoods motto be something like, "CAUSE WERE TIRED OF NEGROES AND MEXICANS." Foodstamps should be, "SO YOUR ASSES STAY POOR." the SAT's motto should be, "TO KEEP YOU OUT OF OUR UNIVERSITIES."

You're so prejudiced, pram maven. Maybe you just dont want us to realize the secret of closet/secret racism

Zomboid

Jun 24th, 2011, 06:01 PM

Ugh. Pram, you just become a more disgusting human being every day, don't you? Go take your antiquated beliefs elsewhere, you scum.

kahljorn

Jun 24th, 2011, 06:03 PM

Don't ask don't tell, "NO FAGS ALLOWED"

Pram Maven

Jun 24th, 2011, 06:16 PM

This thread is silly and unfounded.

What you're doing to me, though, is illegal in Portland.

It would be good for you to keep that in mind.

Pram Maven

Jun 24th, 2011, 06:18 PM

also, grow up.

kahljorn

Jun 24th, 2011, 06:18 PM

You're the one that stalked and have been harassing us nonstop cause you thought you were some sort of bad ass. And now you're being racist and hate-filled towards one of our most beloved forum members, Darkvare.

kahljorn

Jun 24th, 2011, 06:19 PM

also, grow up.Okay dude that can't just go away

hey i know what you can do for me.. why don't you make me some claymation shit or teach me how to play the guitar, then we'll be best friends forever!!!

can you make me an avatar

actually just give me your lunch money

ThrashO

Jun 24th, 2011, 06:37 PM

its good pickles vs bad pickles the fight of the milleninum

Pram Maven

Jun 24th, 2011, 06:37 PM

Oh, one last thing: I am Lycurgus1985's character.

kahljorn

Jun 24th, 2011, 06:42 PM

i thought you would never sink so low as to make a character, but here you've made a character.

DO WE NEED ANY MORE EVIDENCE OF YOUR DECEITFUL NATURE.

also.. so like... you're a furry? :lol

Shyandquietguy

Jun 24th, 2011, 08:15 PM

He also came here to defend a "friend" :lol

My god, you are the most boring person I've ever met Pram.

10,000 Volt Ghost

Jun 24th, 2011, 10:57 PM

Don carlson got negative zugs for liking thrash0. Let it be known.

ThrashO

Jun 24th, 2011, 11:23 PM

I hate thrasho (rdy4 my zugs)

*crosses arms*

Chojin

Jun 25th, 2011, 01:11 AM

Oh, one last thing: I am Lycurgus1985's character.

So, your "I remember why I came here" thread was predicated on a lie?

No wonder no one trusts you.

Tadao

Jun 25th, 2011, 01:31 AM

Don Carlson the animator aka Pram Maven the racist, are you acting like such a hick because Oregon is mostly white?

Grislygus

Jun 25th, 2011, 02:07 AM

The fact that someone killed themselves after you harassed her and then made fun of her grieving mom says something about you.

And if she didn't kill herself... PROVE it didn't happen. Gabby Gaga has not posted anywhere recently, and her last post here was in 2007. Her mom joined in 2008 to yell at you. Since then, nothing from Gabby Gaga. You killed her.

Yeah, no one else has ever made a fake suicide claim on the internet and ditched their old username. It's completely implausible guys, we're all guilty of... uh...

Inspiring her to randomly claim that she was using us as guinea pigs for a "social experiment" before committing suicide in an equally random fashion, and then leaving a suicide note telling her mother to register an account and harangue us.

Our bad, I guess

Grislygus

Jun 25th, 2011, 02:12 AM

Don't worry, I'll help you in order to atone for our collective sins.

She died because you screwed with her personal life.

Your analogy to a horse is almost apt.

How about this one: "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make them drink. Unless you're I-mockery, the Almight King Shits of Fuck Mountain"

You spelled "Almighty" wrong.

Further, I-Mockery is singular. A more proper phrase would be "I-Mockers, the Almighty King Shits of Fuck Mountain". Unfortunately, this leaves the problem of it being an awkward insult. I would suggest "I-Mockers, the Almighty King Fuckheads of Shit Mountain" or, even better, "I-Mockery; The Almighty Shit Central of Fuckhead Mountain"

Grislygus

Jun 25th, 2011, 02:17 AM

If you're me, then you would have known that I do not have "flooring". Secondly, I do not spell words that should be capitalized, with lower case letters (call me a GRAMMAR Nazi...). Abbreviations like "PTSD" and Mexican" should always be capitalized, numbnuts. Some of my best friends are Mexican. Believe it or not, I type the first letters of their names in uppercase as well. THIRD of all, I do not have clients. I freelance. When there's work. When there isn't work, I make animated short films. If you were me, you would know that. But you didn't. CLEARLY, you, my fat-witted compadre, are *not* me.

Please see the above post for the details regarding your primary shortcomings as a "Grammar Nazi".

Also, I hope that no one else minds my flagrant post bombing of this thread. I believe that it needs more of myself involved.

Grislygus

Jun 25th, 2011, 02:23 AM

Before you go around calling someone a racist, you should know more about them. If it weren't for the people of Mexico, I would not still be animating. Their work inspires me to improve my craft.

I applaud your heartfelt defense on behalf of the Mexican people, though I'm not sure what it is against that which you defend them. Your sudden and stalwart enthusiasm in this task is also puzzling, but that is neither here nor there. I would offer the constructive criticism that the information you offer involves knowing more about yourself, rather than the 'people of Mexico'.

Grislygus

Jun 25th, 2011, 02:45 AM

All in all, I am moved. I have taken your focus on grammar to heart, and took the liberty of editing and correcting your main thesis as best I could. Ladies and Gentlemen, I present the core summation of everything Pram Maven has posted in this thread.

Oh, so you're impersonating me now?

I am not a racist, and I did not make any of the posts in this thread. Someone is using my other account. Fuck this site; it's a libel factory and I hope it dies.

You want me to prove I'm not a pussy? Fine, then. I will contribute to the forums like a responsible poster and stop rabble rousing. I will counter a cruel post with a funny reply or simply not respond. If this is how you train unruly posters to follow your rules, then it's working. My numerous pickles are proof that a man can have more than one weenie.

Nice weather we're having, with a nice proper way of quoting what I'm not having. None of you can handle the fact that I might have a positive side. You took away my ability to change my name, which is the only reason I created a second account. The only reason I wanted to change my name was due to you removing my edit button. I'm sure you all think that it's funny, but it sucks for me.

I have never discriminated against people, Mr. Zhukov. I am not the author of this thread. Nothing I have ever said or done has been racist. There is no merit for it, merely Chojin having a laugh at my expense. He's a bully, a meathead, a control freak; someone who believes it's funny to manipulate the lives of other people. He has a business degree and lifts free weights incorrectly.

I'm afraid that this is only a start. We have much to discuss regarding repetition and a confused message.

kahljorn

Jun 25th, 2011, 03:39 AM

plus how retarded it is

LordSappington

Jun 25th, 2011, 04:00 AM

I believe Pram is really a prototype android, who is stuck in an endless loop of logical fallacies.
Who then got Coke or some shit poured on his circuits, because Jesus Christ, you're even worse than an autistic robot, Pram

kahljorn

Jun 25th, 2011, 04:53 AM

or maybe he's just a guy with aspergers, furryness and ptsd who did some coke

Zhukov

Jun 25th, 2011, 05:48 AM

Maybe he's just really dumb.

Pram, or Don Carlson, or whoever you are today, just listen for a change: I'm willing to give you a second chance, but people can't just trust you again after all the nasty things you said, so you're going to have to prove yourself.

You have to prove to me, and the people of i-mockery, that you aren't a racist, and that you are sorry for the abuse you have given us.

Why say racist things and then say that you aren't racist? It doesn't make sense. Were you trying to be funny? If that is the case then just admit it and be sorry, then we can all move on.

kahljorn

Jun 25th, 2011, 05:50 AM

i cant trust him after he's gone out of his way to TRICK US and make a character.

i mean really. Who does that sort of thing?

Pentegarn

Jun 25th, 2011, 08:18 AM

:lol

Ex Leper

Jun 25th, 2011, 10:13 AM

Can we turn of his avatar option? i don't like seeing it change every 10 minuets.

King Hadas

Jun 25th, 2011, 11:21 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/foxamess/clown.jpg
Pram Maven shows his true "colors"

Pram Maven

Jun 25th, 2011, 11:33 AM

I apologize for the sub-humanoid who posted nasty, racist things under my name in this thread.

I would apologize under the name "Don Carlson", but I did not create the account, so I can't. The only account I have access to, is this one. So, I will make that apology under this one:

I, Pram Maven, am sorry for what the person posing as "Don Carlson" said.

It's hurtful that you would think it was me, and it's a shame that you can't accept me as I am without labeling me a stalker, racist, rapist, pedophile, homeless criminal, Assholepie, or sex offender. Futhermore, it's a scathing shame you don't play fair, because I really liked the art threads and would have liked to stick around for the benefit of knowing other creative people.

But,that's all ruined, as someone here is holding a grudge. They have mod powers I don't have to edit my posts and put words in my mouth. Therefore, there's no point in arguing or trying to save face.

One thing I CAN apologize for, which I actually said:

Chojin- I'm sorry for making fun of your ability to lift free weights. In all fairness, that did look pretty heavy, and you didn't injure yourself, so you probably know more about lifting weights than I thought. I'm also sorry for teasing you about the pink pants you wore years ago. It was all tongue-in-cheek, but I could see if I actually offended you.

And with that, I have nothing left to say.

Tadao

Jun 25th, 2011, 12:12 PM

You are trying to make fun of Chojin's pink pants? So not only are you Don Carlson the racist animator, you are also Don Carlson the gay bashing homophobic animator.

10,000 Volt Ghost

Jun 25th, 2011, 12:23 PM

And with that, I have nothing left to say.

probably not though.

Shyandquietguy

Jun 25th, 2011, 01:04 PM

I apologize for the sub-humanoid who posted nasty, racist things under my name in this thread. "Judge Mathis I hope you listen to this very clearly!

I would apologize under the name "Don Carlson", but I did not create the account, so I can't. The only account I have access to, is this one. So, I will make that apology under this one:"If you do not understand the circumstances of making multiple accounts, please refrain from speaking."

I, Pram Maven, am sorry for what the person posing as "Don Carlson" said. "It wasn't me."

It's hurtful that you would think it was me, and it's a shame that you can't accept me as I am without labeling me a stalker, racist, rapist, pedophile, homeless criminal, Assholepie, or sex offender. Futhermore, it's a scathing shame you don't play fair, because I really liked the art threads and would have liked to stick around for the benefit of knowing other creative people."I don't understand why you people toy with me when I enjoy a piece of your forums"

But,that's all ruined, as someone here is holding a grudge. They have mod powers I don't have to edit my posts and put words in my mouth. Therefore, there's no point in arguing or trying to save face. "Have you ever tried to deal with an unruly Mod your honor? Haha."

One thing I CAN apologize for, which I actually said: "I digress."

Chojin- I'm sorry for making fun of your ability to lift free weights. In all fairness, that did look pretty heavy, and you didn't injure yourself, so you probably know more about lifting weights than I thought. I'm also sorry for teasing you about the pink pants you wore years ago. It was all tongue-in-cheek, but I could see if I actually offended you."I didn't mean to imply what you were doing was inefficient."

And with that, I have nothing left to say. "cough"

Zhukov

Jun 25th, 2011, 01:18 PM

Why apologize for a character if you didn't create it? You're not giving us any proof that it isn't you, Pram :/

So a lackluster excuse and the addition of homophobe to your ever growing list of reasons for us to dislike you. You're doing nothing to help yourself.

Pram Maven

Jun 25th, 2011, 01:42 PM

I just want my life back :(

Chojin

Jun 25th, 2011, 01:49 PM

YnQJO4xcBPM

I just want to stop being shocked :(

Pram Maven

Jun 25th, 2011, 01:57 PM

How do I get out of rock 'n roll detention?

ThrashO

Jun 25th, 2011, 03:33 PM

UE3BwvzYrOc

I just want to stay awake :(

LordSappington

Jun 25th, 2011, 04:12 PM

Every post by Pram can be summarized as this:
http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff44/roflcopter12211/1265068642542.jpg

Shyandquietguy

Jun 25th, 2011, 05:12 PM

I just want my life back :(

"Your honor, may I interject?"

Pram Maven

Jun 25th, 2011, 05:51 PM

Alright, I'm done pretending (and I don't think I could keep it up for much longer. It's already gone on for two months, almost.

Alright, here we go...

I am not offended by this! The thread's hilarious. It's like being roasted 24 hours a day on Comedy Central. The only two reasons I keep coming back is, 1. you guys are funny, and 2. I have not figured out how to make you laugh. My sense of humor is different than yours.

Oh well. For now, I'm happy to giggle and green pickle the shit out of you.

Pram Maven

Jun 25th, 2011, 05:52 PM

*grammar may appear different from how it looked in my head

Shyandquietguy

Jun 25th, 2011, 06:40 PM

"Your honor, he's a retard. I find him funny. But like I said, he's a retard."

Zhukov

Jun 25th, 2011, 07:12 PM

Oh wow, it was all a joke? Lol, thank god. Nobody could be that stupid irl!

*don't be a fucking idiot, pram*

I'd be less concerned with trying to make us (i-mock collective) laugh, and more concerned with trying to prove you aren't a racist, sexist homophobic animator.

Esuohlim

Jun 25th, 2011, 11:31 PM

It's like being roasted 24 hours a day on Comedy Central.

What the hell kind of backhanded compliment is this

Which one of us is Greg Giraldo who had to overdose to finally escape?

10,000 Volt Ghost

Jun 26th, 2011, 01:36 AM

Dibs on NOT LISA LAMPANELLI.

Esuohlim

Jun 26th, 2011, 02:18 AM

Lisa Lampanelli is Terra because all she talked about were black dicks :x

kahljorn

Jun 26th, 2011, 04:15 AM

WHAT A STUNNING REVELATION!!!

Pentegarn

Jun 26th, 2011, 07:49 AM

It's incredible, but it looks like Pram legally changed his name to Tim Howard and joined the US soccer team as their goalie just to cover up the damage to his internet rep, but could not resist his racist ways

http://sports.espn.go.com/los-angeles/soccer/news/story?id=6705473

"I think it was a [expletive] disgrace that the entire postmatch ceremony was in Spanish. You can bet your ass that if we were in Mexico City, it wouldn't be all in English."

:shakes head

I can't believe the recidivist nature of your racism Pram

Pram Maven

Jun 26th, 2011, 10:41 AM

Good one, Pent!

*covers him in pickles*

Pram Maven

Jun 26th, 2011, 10:41 AM

...awww dammit, the pickle dispenser says "TILT".

10,000 Volt Ghost

Jun 26th, 2011, 10:58 AM

Pram in RDRvUZJtzPv888

Pram Maven

Jun 26th, 2011, 11:43 AM

Further, I-Mockery is singular. A more proper phrase would be "I-Mockers, the Almighty King Shits of Fuck Mountain". Unfortunately, this leaves the problem of it being an awkward insult. I would suggest "I-Mockers, the Almighty King Fuckheads of Shit Mountain" or, even better, "I-Mockery; The Almighty Shit Central of Fuckhead Mountain"

I liked both of those and instantly thought of "Fuckheads, The Almighty I-Mockers of King Shit Mountain
(Candyland Bingo edition)

Don't worry, I'll help you in order to atone for our collective sins.

You spelled "Almighty" wrong.

http://reocities.com/Hollywood/lot/5469/alrighty.jpg
aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALMIGHTY THEN.