Married [Archive] - I-Mockery Forum

Tadao

Jun 27th, 2011, 05:46 PM

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Wedding/smooch.jpg

Fathom Zero

Jun 27th, 2011, 05:54 PM

OH SHIT, GOOD ON YA

GET IT GRRL

Chojin

Jun 27th, 2011, 06:15 PM

not in frame: tadao's booster seat

Kitsa

Jun 27th, 2011, 08:23 PM

That's a great portrait, well done on getting a non-shitty wedding photographer.

Congrats.

Colonel Flagg

Jun 27th, 2011, 09:37 PM

Congratulations. Seriously. :)

executioneer

Jun 27th, 2011, 09:56 PM

boooo :( :( :(

captain516

Jun 27th, 2011, 10:59 PM

on a scale of excitement for you from pram maven to doctor boogie, I am a full blown matt jack

Dixie

Jun 27th, 2011, 11:29 PM

Congratulations!!!
That's a very lovely picture, and the slightly off angle is reminiscent of your quirky and unique personality.
Seriously though, that's awesome, I'm very happy for you both. :D IT'S ABOUT GODDAMN TIME!

Grislygus

Jun 27th, 2011, 11:56 PM

TADAO

WHEN THE HELL DID YOU START LOOKING RESPECTABLE?

ANYWAY DUDE GOOD JOB ON THAT

The Leader

Jun 28th, 2011, 12:33 AM

Good call on taking your ear rings out.

Shyandquietguy

Jun 28th, 2011, 12:33 AM

Congrats dude.

Just remember, when things get sour, get her first.

Esuohlim

Jun 28th, 2011, 01:10 AM

CONGRATULATIONS, YOUR BEARD TRIMMER APPEARS TO BE WORKING IMMACULATELY

LordSappington

Jun 28th, 2011, 04:05 AM

Congratulations on both getting married, and managing to trim your bear without looking like a rapist

Chojin

Jun 28th, 2011, 04:13 AM

managing to trim your bear without looking like a rapist

a common problem

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okay guys just a heads up, don't look up 'trim bear' on google images

LordSappington

Jun 28th, 2011, 04:36 AM

The only bad thing about auto-spell check is that you can misspell a word, and it'll think you're right since it's a real word. :(

Shrubfest

Jun 28th, 2011, 05:27 AM

Dun dun durrr.

Boner hugs?

Pentegarn

Jun 28th, 2011, 06:09 AM

Grats

Pram Maven

Jun 28th, 2011, 09:02 AM

Very excellent.

10,000 Volt Ghost

Jun 28th, 2011, 09:58 AM

Congratulations Tadao. Enjoy the Cruz.

Pentegarn

Jun 29th, 2011, 12:48 AM

Very excellent, that means Tadao won't pick on me for a few days.

Fixed

okay guys just a heads up, don't look up 'trim bear' on google images

What's the big deal there's just some teddy bears and.... OH GOD NO! :puke

Pentegarn

Jun 29th, 2011, 12:49 AM

In all seriousness though....

I think the fact that you (Tadao) would share this moment with us at all is touching :)

10,000 Volt Ghost

Jun 29th, 2011, 01:14 AM

Now that I can see the picture. Didn't she used to be blond?

Esuohlim

Jun 29th, 2011, 04:37 AM

HOW MANY PICKLES DID YOU GIVE HER?

Colonel Flagg

Jun 29th, 2011, 11:35 AM

Now that was just wrong.

Funny, but WRONG.

:humoriffic

george

Jul 5th, 2011, 11:48 AM

watch out for pirates.

why isn't there a pirate emoticon? i mockery ruined this whole post.

executioneer

Jul 5th, 2011, 12:17 PM

i thought there WAS a pirate emoticon :pirate

Chojin

Jul 5th, 2011, 09:17 PM

meanwhile at the honeymoon

(nsfw)
http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/tadaoshoneymoon.gif

i mostly posted this for george

Chojin

Jul 5th, 2011, 09:19 PM

man i should have saved that for an elx post

Colonel Flagg

Jul 5th, 2011, 09:23 PM

That was the second funniest thing I experienced today. :lol

Dixie

Jul 5th, 2011, 09:47 PM

*golf clap*

kahljorn

Jul 6th, 2011, 04:13 AM

CAN YOU... FEEL IT.. YET

MICKEY DEES TIME

Chojin

Jul 6th, 2011, 07:38 AM

WHAT FACE DOES ELX MAKE WHEN FUCKING HER MAN?

THE GRIMACE

Fathom Zero

Jul 6th, 2011, 07:52 AM

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/272/grimaceb.jpg

Grislygus

Jul 6th, 2011, 07:56 AM

plus a "head shake" that means to stop kissing her forehead like a pussy

Tadao

Jul 7th, 2011, 12:42 AM

MY DICK IS SORE :(

Esuohlim

Jul 7th, 2011, 01:27 AM

WELCOME BACK. WHEN WILL THE DIVORCE BE FINAL?

Sam

Jul 7th, 2011, 01:38 AM

TADAO

Tadao

Jul 7th, 2011, 02:00 AM

NEVER, THIS LOVE IS FOREVER.

Fathom Zero

Jul 7th, 2011, 02:05 AM

haha jokester

Sam

Jul 7th, 2011, 02:06 AM

THIS IS NO ORDINARY LOVE.

Chojin

Jul 7th, 2011, 04:36 PM

HE'S NO STRANGER TO LOVE

Kitsa

Jul 7th, 2011, 11:46 PM

Holy shit, you could almost believe that gif was him

Tadao

Jul 8th, 2011, 12:19 AM

It was when I was bonin CIG

Dixie

Jul 12th, 2011, 10:55 PM

yeah, you can tell by the spider scar.

Womti

Jul 19th, 2011, 05:48 PM

:rolleyes

:rolleyes

executioneer

Jul 19th, 2011, 05:50 PM

:rolleyes

:rolleyes
whats up spagett have you spooked anyone recently

Womti

Jul 19th, 2011, 06:00 PM

:rolleyes

Pentegarn

Jul 19th, 2011, 06:57 PM

Why call yourself Spaghetti when "Womti clone #12096" is so much more accurate?

Womti

Jul 20th, 2011, 06:46 AM

I despise the word womti >:

Pentegarn

Jul 20th, 2011, 07:08 PM

Would you prefer Sherlock Homeless then?

Womti

Jul 20th, 2011, 10:06 PM

actualy Id prefer deletion! :)

Grislygus

Jul 20th, 2011, 10:30 PM

Deletion? :lol pathetic, we're just going to keep you around to use as a punching bag

Womti

Jul 20th, 2011, 10:42 PM

eh, why dont you just snap into a slim jim :lol

Grislygus

Jul 20th, 2011, 10:48 PM

Gladly. How's that whole "the end is nigh" street preacher gig working out for you

Grislygus

Jul 20th, 2011, 10:50 PM

Or were you a homeless man of the the spent crackwhore variety, I can never remember with you womti

Womti

Jul 20th, 2011, 10:54 PM

STFHU noob

Grislygus

Jul 20th, 2011, 11:00 PM

They've got you on reversion therapy? That's kind of retarded, but I'm glad you're finally getting help... too bad your brain has the consistency of chunky sour cream at this point

Womti

Jul 20th, 2011, 11:02 PM

DIAF

Grislygus

Jul 20th, 2011, 11:04 PM

Degenerated speech patterns, nice. Is bottle feeding and crawling sessions next on your reversion program

ThrashO

Jul 21st, 2011, 12:32 AM

actualy Id prefer deletion! :)

No you wouldn't. Prove it and post some porn.

Tadao

Jul 21st, 2011, 01:01 AM

:rolleyes

Pentegarn

Jul 21st, 2011, 06:16 AM

actualy Id prefer deletion! :)

Actually I'd prefer if God deleted you

creeposaurus

Jul 21st, 2011, 12:20 PM

What's married life like now? Is it the same as regular life?

Tadao

Jul 21st, 2011, 08:33 PM

Nope, it's more perverted.

GOOGLE POLICE

Jul 24th, 2011, 10:14 AM

DON TOLD ME YOU KNOCK YOUR WIFE UNCONSCIOUS WITH A SKI BOOT AND FEED HER QUAALUDES WHILE MAKING LOVE TO HER EAR.

I'M NOT ONE TO JUDGE, BUT LAWS ARE LAWS.

Tadao

Jul 24th, 2011, 01:21 PM

Do something about it. Oh yeah, you can't because you're a little fucking pussy.

MarioRPG

Jul 24th, 2011, 01:50 PM

Nope, it's more perverted.

Ah, then all is right in this world.

Tadao

Jul 24th, 2011, 03:20 PM

Why is Pram allowed to have yet another username?

Chojin

Jul 24th, 2011, 09:33 PM

this one made me laugh

i'll prbly ban it in another day or so

Pentegarn

Jul 24th, 2011, 11:23 PM

Yeah I admit I am hesitant to see the only funny thing he ever created destroyed

GOOGLE POLICE

Jul 25th, 2011, 08:46 AM

ACTUALLY THIS IS DONS COMPUTER I'VE BEEN USING, HIS ROOMMATES LET ME STAY AT HIS HOUSE BECAUSE I AM ON A STAKEOUT INVESTIGATING THE KILLING OF A CAT AT A HOMELESS CAMP SITE BY THE TRAIN TRACKS. UNFORTUNATELY, THE LEAD SUSPECT WAS ANOTHER CAT WHICH WE CAN'T REALLY QUESTION, SO I'LL BE MOVING OUT IN ANOTHER DAY OR SO.

GOOGLE POLICE

Jul 25th, 2011, 08:53 AM

NOW THAT THE STAKEOUT IS OVER, I CAN TELL YOU MY NAME.

IT'S OFFICER CAPSLOCK.

Tadao

Jul 25th, 2011, 10:26 AM

Still think it's funny?

GOOGLE POLICE

Jul 25th, 2011, 12:35 PM

no, Sir. :(

Pentegarn

Jul 25th, 2011, 06:19 PM

Yeah it was funny in concept but got weaker in execution. Should have quit while you were ahead

Womti

Jul 26th, 2011, 07:41 PM

well, you guys, :rolleyes

Pentegarn

Jul 26th, 2011, 08:23 PM

well, you guys, :rolleyes

H9kpTvm6CYA

Supafly345

Aug 1st, 2011, 04:30 PM

I've been saving that video for nearly 7 months now, waiting for the perfect time to post it. And you throw it away on womti.

Tadao

Aug 1st, 2011, 04:38 PM

missed it by that much

Pentegarn

Aug 1st, 2011, 04:39 PM

womti's suckiness is the perfect thing to use that on. He fits all the criteria in his posts

-rambling (check)
-incoherent (check)
-Nothing approaching a rational thought (check)
-everyone becoming dumber for having read his nonsense (check)

Supafly345

Aug 3rd, 2011, 01:25 PM

I wish we could make videos into emoticons.

Pentegarn

Aug 3rd, 2011, 05:12 PM

The 'wrong answer' youtube would certainly be a good choice for an emoticon if you could