I am quitting my job on monday

[george]

since i have been coming here i have been a project manager, done sign repair, tree removal, waited tables (i am the best waiter in the world), been a bar manager, brick layer, and manufactured explosives for the govt, and lied to some russian girls about being an under ware model for calvin klien.

right now i am the CEO of a worldwide compression stocking company, and i fucking hate it. i decided to quit. i am going to be a cook, a writer, and a fuck machine.

and most likely poor.

so suck it wage slaves, i am once again out of the machine and i aint never going back. im too old, and lazy.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Live off the fat of the land.

[george]

well, i thought the fuck machine part implied that :rolleyes

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

You implied homelessness with that.

edit: I thought you said "The machine." My bad

[george]

it is always my favorite when a joke works two ways.

my homeless sign will be "will fuck fatties for food"

[LordSappington]

You could do the sensible thing and stash up paychecks for a while before you quit.

[george]

that is the stupidest thing i ever heard.

[Grislygus]

:lol

[mew barios]

i still have a phone number with your name on it in my contact list after all these years, and whenever i scroll past it i wonder if you're having some crazy adventure :o

[george]

yes.

it has been an adventure alright. but i can not complain about anything at all.

[Chojin]

is this company in maryland? i'm getting my business degree this summer and could use a CEO position.

[george]

it is online and i am absolutely terrible at it. i don't think i would expect much from my recommendation.

but a business tip for you, e-commerce! it is the fucking wave of the future.

[bubbles]

this is funny I am also quiting my job Monday. Good Luck! Do you like Pink Floyd?

[Dimnos]

I quit my job back in January, it was the best thing I ever did.

[Dimnos]

Anyone have resume template suggestions for word?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Use monstercom got templates. Used them for my last two jobs.

[King Hadas]

Why quit on Monday when you could quit on Friday and an enjoy a long weekend.

[Mad Melvin]

I am quitting my job tomorrow aswell. I've been fixing computers and selling computer related shit to people for two years. The job ain't so bad, but the salary is a fucking joke and I hate my boss. This is the first time in my life i'm quitting a job, so i'm really nervous. I shouldn't be, but what can you do.

[bubbles]

man sometimes you have to do what will make you happy. Its not so bad just tell him your over it and moving on :) Who the fuck is he

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

But who the fuck are you?

[bubbles]

WELL WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU??????

[Pentegarn]

He is 10k, and he is liked around these parts

[bubbles]

I dont remember askng you a fucking thing :lol

[LordSappington]

My best buddy got a job at the deli I work at, so I'll be sticking around for a while longer. However, when he leaves in December for boot camp, I'm outta there. I'm hoping to get a job at a firing range a few miles away.

[bubbles]

wow lordSappington that sounds like a nice time i love fire arms

[Pentegarn]

I dont remember askng you a fucking thing :lol

Yeah, if you asked me stuff, you'd probably start with this question:

Pentegarn, how do you actually spell 'asking' :lol

Look, I get it, you don't get how things work here, you think dropping f-bombs every 5 seconds will make you seem edgy as opposed to childish. But in the grownup world, they merely make you look like a fool lacking in anything resembling a robust vocabulary.

[bubbles]

Pentegarm, o the shame you have casued me and my meak vocab in comparison to your robusk words.

[Pentegarn]

:lol Robusk :lol Meak :lol

My vocabulary pales in comparison to your ability to invent words on the fly apparently

[bubbles]

i cant spell my man, I try though. When I talk I just tend to curse:bow I thought people talk shit here. right...

[ThrashO]

robusk

:fart

[bubbles]

this really stinks :D

[ThrashO]

LOL

[Pentegarn]

I thought people talk shit here. right...

They do, but they also do it artfully

[ThrashO]

i cant spell my man, I dont even try though. When I type I just tend to shit on my keyboard :bow I'm an idiot here. right...

fixed

[Chojin]

They do, but they also do it artfully

especially that don carlson guy

[bubbles]

can you give me an example?

[ThrashO]

Yes:

Time for me to leave.

[bubbles]

ThrashO i think you are funny

[george]

i once saw a piece of art that was a picture of shit on a keyboard, so i think pentagarn owes bubbles an apology. it is art :(

and i had a great time shitting on that keyboard.

[Chojin]

george you must finish your story before the next catastrophe happens and you leave for another 2 years

[bubbles]

I once told a dude my man shit on the floor it was a lie to make him laugh instead he confessed that just the other day he shit his pants at the mall.. no one laughed

[ThrashO]

http://i440.photobucket.com/albums/qq124/The-unknown-guy/House-thumbs-up.jpg

[Pentegarn]

can you give me an example?

Read the thread backups, all the funniest stuff there is done with precision and 99% of the time, without resorting to needlessly cussing.

[Fathom Zero]

womti

[bubbles]

OO Pentegarn why so serious :confused:

[Chojin]

pentegarn are you the new carnivore

:gigh quality posts only around here

[Wiffles]

IDK whats so bad about a CEO... overwork?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

WELL WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU??????

How dare you.

[george]

uh oh bubbles!!!!

the jig is up :x

[bubbles]

10,000 volt ghost dont be so mad pentegarn really put it to me this time :chatter

[executioneer]

uh oh bubbles!!!!

the jig is up :x
I'LL SAY IT IS

[Colonel Flagg]

With this high-quality witty repartée from Bubbles, I can't help but wonder when we will be regaled with the poetic musings of SparklesTheFairy or Adooo.

[Pentegarn]

As we all know, stuff that sucks sets me off :lol

[george]

i sent my boss the letter of resignation. goodbye 80k and 20% of corporate profits.

hello 12 an hour and whatever i make off writing and hustling.

i am soy happy :)

[bubbles]

I quit to!! what to do...

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

i sent my boss the letter of resignation. goodbye 80k and 20% of corporate profits.

hello 12 an hour and whatever i make off writing and hustling.

i am soy happy :)

You should have tried to sell the company for dirt cheap to someone.

[george]

i am not a very good salesman, that is why i failed at the job to begin with :(

i would have traded the whole thing for a jelly sandwich and some tiger balm.

[bubbles]

good news we got a few free lunches out of it. I like free food, but I would have traded it for one free dinner :(

[Colonel Flagg]

Do what you love; love what you do. :D

[george]

if it all ends in tears i am going to blame you CF >: