Rom Hack Reviews: Donner Party!

[MockBot]

Automatically generated comment thread for Rom Hack Reviews: Donner Party! (http://www.i-mockery.com/romhacks/donner-party/default.php).

[Pentegarn]

Hey why was koko not involved in this hack? I would think an all star roster would have him in it as well.

Koko you got some 'splainin to do.

[Dr. Boogie]

It's also worth noting that this is the first rom hack we've covered where some of the art was so depraved as to require some minor censorship.

Trust me, it's better this way than having someone glance over your shoulder and see a picture of a giant, gaping anus.

[k0k0]

I was originally part of this hack team, but when my turn came, I was busy being homeless, so Dr. Floppy thankfully took my place. He did an awesome job too. I am one of the bosses in the game though. And I helped make the hidden Rick Astley.

[GoldenGun]

I was a little surprised that you guys didn't mention that I helped work on Course 4 with Pattywick (or that I drew the near-pornographic cover art). Still, perhaps that's a good thing from one point of view! But, oui, je suis le fou numero dix.

[Pattywick]

Yes. Round 4 was originally supposed to be done by Goldengun (our beginner hacker), and I was going to assist him.

But it turned out to be too much for him, so we switched roles. I worked on the round while Goldengun did some MSPaint work here and there.

Unfortunately, I was too busy with other stuff so I didn't have as much time to dedicate to this. Then Dr. Floppy kindly filled in the gap. Also, there wasn't enough time to fix up Round 4 before 4/20.

[Dr. Floppy]

Yes, 'twas I who designed the hapless lavatory that is UoP. (I'd already spent a month inside Ke$ha's rectal cavity; a latrine just seemed like the next logical step.)

Kind of a short review!

[Dr. Floppy]

It's also worth noting that this is the first rom hack we've covered where some of the art was so depraved as to require some minor censorship.

Trust me, it's better this way than having someone glance over your shoulder and see a picture of a giant, gaping anus.

While I'm more than grateful for the hallowed distinction of being the first ROM Hacker to be censored by I-Mockery, I must contend that Miss Cyrus' anus is anything *but* gaping.

Pert, yes. At times, even supple. But never, ever "gaping".


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_N3M_8hZVwH4/TMTOoZVUGsI/AAAAAAAABAs/sFrF5olBvu8/s400/Moar.jpg

[Dr. Boogie]

While I'm more than grateful for the hallowed distinction of being the first ROM Hacker to be censored by I-Mockery, I must contend that Miss Cyrus' anus is anything *but* gaping.

Pert, yes. At times, even supple. But never, ever "gaping".

In that bit, I was referring to having to cover the "doors" in Jomb's level.

Anyway, if I haven't properly attributed something, it was purely accidental. As I was writing the piece, I was trying to piece together who did what based on the credits in the game, the credits in the manual, and the credits in the "notes" file that came with the hack.

[ThrashO]

u guys should hack ded space 2 nxt i lik that gam

[Nick]

Haha, all the rom-hackers are I-mockery members now. What have you done, Dr.Boogie?

[MarioRPG]

Thank you for this visual record of a horrifying piece of rom hacking (and of course I say it with love). Extra props for the rom hackers stopping by, that's pretty sick. I don't know if I've said it before but these rom hack reviews are what brought me to this website, and I can say the quality of the reviews has been steadily great throughout. I'm looking forward to more collaboration monstrosities.

[That Other Guy]

Of all the sites with comments sections (or forums) that I visit, I-Mockery members are the most civil. Even k0k0, with his extremely sophomoric avatar and discription, always (or almost, anyways) has something of substance to add to the conversation. (Sorry to leave you out, other ROM hack authors, but I haven't seen your comments before now.)
So bravo, fellow Mockers, I salute you all!

[Jony B. Good]

Congratulations on another awesome Rom hack review, Dr. Boogie. As with all the previous, I had a blast reading your description of what otherwise would be, well, exactly what it is.

[Jaimas]

This is a veritable "Ben Hur" of the romhacking circuit, featuring a cast of some of the best (best meaning most depraved) and brightest (brightest meaning the most insane).

[Jomb]

I hope everyone was suitably blown away by the hacking expertise, then made to laugh at the insanity/depravity.
As usual if I offended anyone I dont really care.

Also, if anyone wants to try their own hand at hacking Monster Party, I've made a tool which makes most of it relatively simple. It's called Monster Rapist, look it up. Monster Rapist 2.0 coming soon.

[PreApocalyptica]

Ah, I missed the days of rom hack reviews. Can't wait to see what kind of unplayable shitfest will top this.

[Bobbie Doll Blue]

DDT, PCB, and Agent Orange.
PS Laugh so hard my balls dropped twice.
PSS Yahoo fucking sucks

[Jomb]

Just for the record, Eeb handles the way he does because he is starving and has AIDS. You try being a starving HIV positive Ethiopean and see how well you handle. He can float through the air though.
Also, if you didnt notice on my level you slide off the titan women backsides. This conveyer belt action was difficult to create and is meant to represent the slickness of semen on them. If you exit on the right of the level this way you get tossed back in.

[That Other Guy]

So, Jomb; you say that you don't care if you offended anyone. That's pretty obvious; but sometimes the impersonal nature of the internet makes it necessary to state the obvious. What I'm wondering is: would it be fair to say that, if no one was offended, you might be disappointed?
(Good for you for helping newer ROM hackers hone their skills, by the way.)

[Dr. Boogie]

I don't think it's possible to make something without offending someone.

[Jomb]

Well, it depends. Mostly I make stuff that I personally would find funny and/or interesting. So if I was satisfied with the end result then thats good enough for me. That said it is definitely alot of fun to offend certain people, and some of the reactions I have gotten still amuse me to this day. I have made things in the past which were'nt very offensive (an obscure game I made in the early-mid 2000's for example). With ROM-hacking though I dont really see the point unless you're pushing the envelope.

Also, The Anti-christ character.. Anyone realize why it's drawn the way it is?

[Shadowdancer21b]

I'm suitably impressed and disgusted all around. So, well done? Thanks for your efforts, Dr. Boogie.

[Schnippshly]

Has anyone already mentioned that doctor who came before bill and ted

[truckingman]

This hack is just a bunch of perversion.

[Googie]

I love this hack,to this day it still makes me laugh! :D