I Mockery Bastard of the Month

[Amber Kush]

HI I'M A SPAMMER AND I CAN FUCK MY OWN ASSHOLE

[Fathom Zero]

You almost fooled me.

[Amber Kush]

I'm not sure wth this site is about but... I like reading your personal profiles here!!

[Kitsa]

I seriously thought for a second that someone was trying to start a useless new tradition here.

[Amber Kush]

I'm here to do my share in morally lifting the masses to a higher plataeu of consciousness.

[executioneer]

die, spammer

[Pentegarn]

HI I'M A SPAMMER AND I CAN FUCK MY OWN ASSHOLE


That sort of talent can make you upwards of two bits a gander

[k0k0]

I proclaim Amber Kush the IMockery Bastardette of the Month.

[Sam]

I WISH WE REALLY CELEBRATED THE BASTARD OF THE MONTH.

MAYBE BACK IN THE DAY WHEN WE WERE ALL BASTARDS. :(

[k0k0]

Yeah, 5 years ago I did some bastard things. And before you guys turned me in for my crimes, I would be in the running for bastard of the month. But nowadays I could probably be layabout of the month. Or maybe housebound agoraphobic of the month.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Yeah everyone used to be total bastards when you could only put up your five favorite imockery posters. Bunch of asshole bastards.

[Sam]

THERE ONCE WAS A DAY

WHEN BASTARDS RULED THE BOARDS

THOSE DAYS HAVE NOW PASSED

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

All the bastards turned into regular society and were domesticated.

[kahljorn]

IM StilL A BASTARD

[Mockery]

I can't wait to find out who's the I-Mockery Bastard of the Month for December... followed by the coveted I-Mockery Bastard of the Year!

http://www.i-mockery.com/store/shirts-fb.gif

[kahljorn]

will you give me a free cynical bastard t-shirt for winning the bastard contest

[Fathom Zero]

Rog, I would have cried with embarrassment if I had legitimately thought you were thinking of acquiring that place like that spammer was saying you were. Cried a thousand tears and lost my faith in humanity.