2012 Countdown to the Heat Death of the Universe

[Emu]

2011 was a really shitty year!

Will 2012 be shittier? Taking bets now!

[MailCall]

Even as we speak, there are satellites orbiting he moon, preparing it for colonization after we get done f*cking up this planet.

[ThrashO]

WAIT 2011 JUST ENDED. YOU MEAN THIS SHIT STARTS ALL OVER AGAIN >:

[kahljorn]

i just hope everybody dies

thats my new years resolution

HERES TO ANOTHER LOUSY MILLENIUM

[Esuohlim]

I'M GOING TO FUCKING LOSE MY SHIT IF I HAVE TO HEAR ABOUT PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES AND MAYANS THROUGHOUT THIS ENTIRE TERRIBLE TERRIBLE YEAR

[Rongi]

things i have done so far in 2012

-smoked a lot of weed
-read big ghost's hilarious blog
-watched ferris bueller's day off
-wanted to die

[k0k0]

-had a talk with my roommate about how he sees four 10 story tall angels. But they're bad angels that tell him to do things like drink or smoke. He feeds them and when he gives them a bite of his food (he puts it in the air before he eats it), his head shakes because they give him a small charge in appreciation. One of them is named snowflake. The other names are unintelligible to me.
-My other roommate is afraid of windows and doors. I was outside and he kept peering out and freaking because there was someone outside. He had seen me walk out through the door.
-Hoped to not be killed in my sleep for the last 3 nights, mission accomplished.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Have you read choke yet?

[elx]

I'M GOING TO FUCKING LOSE MY SHIT IF I HAVE TO HEAR ABOUT PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES AND MAYANS THROUGHOUT THIS ENTIRE TERRIBLE TERRIBLE YEAR
:lol

[Tadao]

My top 3 people to die in 2012.

Political, actor and musician.

Jimmy Carter

Abe Vigoda (I think it's time)

Bob Wier

[Sam]

Ed Asner and Don Rickles will both die before Abe Vigoda.

[Zhukov]

2011 was pretty much the worst year of my life, so 2012 is going to have a lot to top.

[k0k0]

I'm with Zhukov. It can only get better.

[Tadao]

I had a great year.

[captain516]

George Bush Sr. and Ray Bradbury are two people I bet will be gone soon too. I will be sad when Bradbury dies, he's one of my favorite authors :(

[Colonel Flagg]

Political, actor and musician.

Fidel Castro

Lindsay Lohan

Dave Brubeck (and it will be a sad day when he does, too.)

[Hangie]

I graduate this year so hopefully I can get my first actual job. Also I can vote for the first time, probably in a properly uninformed way.

[Zhukov]

Yeah, it's Castro's year.

[Esuohlim]

I was thinking Castro too. Also Hugh Hefner. Ernest Borgnine is getting really fucking old, also. And maybe Lindsay Lohan as a wild card option.

[Zhukov]

May I ask what she's done to make her a possible death this year?


Not that she doesn't deserve it obviously. I just don't understand why. Is she a rehab person now?

[MarioRPG]

She has a habit of falling off the wagon, I think.

[Colonel Flagg]

It's more of a career, actually.

[Tadao]

Wild Card : Christina Ricci

[Dimnos]

People I thought were dead but according to this thread are still kicking.
Abe Vigoda
Don Rickles
Ray Bradbury
Christina Ricci

[Dimnos]

May I ask what she's done to make her a possible death this year?


Not that she doesn't deserve it obviously. I just don't understand why. Is she a rehab person now?

Her lack of activity suggests depression and possible suicide.