Ask Evil Robot

[Evil Robot II]

Since Willie is gone now I will answer your questions and I promise not to hurt you at first.

[kahljorn]

how many times will it take you till you start to hurt me

[Esuohlim]

Joe Rogan told me that Tower 7's collapse looked exactly like a controlled demolition. Makes you think, huh!

My question, obviously, is

Should someone tell Joe Rogan that nobody gives a shit about that anymore?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

When is evil robot III coming out

[kahljorn]

how long will evil robot II take to answer questions?

[Tadao]

who is Joe Rogan and can he help me with my male patter balding?

[Zhukov]

Is Joe Rogan that fat, stupid, curly haired, stoner guy from those movies aimed at young teens?

[Esuohlim]

Is Seth Rogan that jerk who created Family Guy?

[Esuohlim]

Is Seth McFarlane the guy who created those dumb comic books and toys?

[Esuohlim]

Is Todd McFarlane the older brother from Diff'rent Strokes?

[Esuohlim]

Is Todd Bridges the Dude from Big Lebowski?

[Esuohlim]

idk

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Is Sweeney Todd Edward Scissorhands.

[Esuohlim]

Was Julia Sweeney ever funny in her life

[Zhukov]

Ok thanks for answering my question.

[Esuohlim]

Joe Rogan's the US Fear Factor dude

[Zhukov]

:rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

He was apparently blazed as fuck during every taping.

Oh wait I think I already wrote that before

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Do they have G.I. Joe Rogan action figures outside the u.s?

[Esuohlim]

I hear they have G.I. Joe Rogaine and it works like a chia pet

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

They should also call it G.I. Grow.

[kahljorn]

they should call you the GI Bill

[Dimnos]

When i opened this, i expected every other post to simply be "EVIL ROBOT RULES!".

[The Leader]

Are you ever going to post in here again?

[kahljorn]

god damn you the leader i was gonna ask if he was ever gonna post again >:

[Tadao]

I ask that in my mind every time I see there is a new post in here. I always know the answer though.