Ripoff Reports

[Grislygus]

Also, WILLIE :eek

http://www.ripoffreport.com/search-engine-optimization/i-mockery/i-mockery-eric-yockey-roger-b-c50b4.htm

[Esuohlim]

THRASH0 WANTS TO HELP:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=I-Mockery

:lol

Thrasho is Jane Goodall, we are the chimps, he spent six months living among us in our natural habitat as research for this 100-word urbandictionary entry that he thumbed up himself


Also, WILLIE :eek

http://www.ripoffreport.com/search-engine-optimization/i-mockery/i-mockery-eric-yockey-roger-b-c50b4.htm

This CANNOT be real, holy fucking shit :x :x :x

[Grislygus]

I KNOW, RIGHT Even if it is, I just can't be mad at or disappointed in him, especially since this place is a ghost town anyway hahaha

[Grislygus]

Thrash certainly reminded me that I might have gotten lackadaisacal in my "shock and awe" humor strategies in this serious forum strategem. Getting sloppy with no one to enrage. Have I told anyone that they're a ruinous vaginal excretion whose slut mother deserves to eat a bullet recently?

[Esuohlim]

The jig is up

[Colonel Flagg]

Where are the Google Police when you need them?

[Tadao]

:eek

[Tadao]

I AM SOOOOOOOOOOO MAD AT WILLIE! I'M GOING TO RETALIATE FOR THIS GUYS!

[Zhukov]

If I was a certain Roger Barr I would be really embarrassed of these forums. Not because of what Willie has possibly written about them, just in general.

[Kitsa]

I'm a little bewildered because I thought abuse on i-mockery was sort of a given.

But I still like Willie :(

[Tadao]

WILLIE HAS TO DIE

[kahljorn]

hahaha so i clicked some random shit on the consumer reports site and found
http://www.ripoffreport.com/wanted-criminals/jan-windglows/jan-windglows-sues-criminal-s-ED61F.htm

then i went to the webpage of these wizards/enchantresses and am being entertained reading about their "Strongest spells"

for example, did you know if you wanted alove spell cast but you're GAY you need a GAY LOVE SPELL? I mean, it seems so obvious but I never would've considered it. That's why all those love spells people buy off the internet often don't work -- they weren't gay love spells!

[Babs]

Also, WILLIE :eek

http://www.ripoffreport.com/search-engine-optimization/i-mockery/i-mockery-eric-yockey-roger-b-c50b4.htm

Low bar

[Babs]

Just use your impressive karate and threaten his face with your $110 a month tactics.

[Tadao]

wtf are you refering to you retarded piece of shit?

[Zomboid]

That Willie thing is really fucking weird. Also, who is Todd Ginoza, and who was the one whose horrible treatment disgusted him? Pram?

[Zomboid]

"Things finally went too far when Yockey went on my Facebook and posted defamatory comments about my love of hand drawn animated ponies. I'm gone and done with that site, but someone has to expose its corruption. "

I'm having a hard time believing that he actually wrote that. "...my love of hand drawn animated ponies." And he's upset because there's...corruption here and defamatory comments on Facebook? IT BOGGLES THE MIND!

[Tadao]

WILLIE HAS LIBELED ME! TODD FRANKLIN GINOA THE 5TH!

HE SHALL PAY FOR THIS!

[Guitar Woman]

I still say willie's fucking with us.

[Kitsa]

That Willie thing is really fucking weird. Also, who is Todd Ginoza, and who was the one whose horrible treatment disgusted him? Pram?

Heh.

And maybe Pram, idk. Or who was that other guy with the thing.

[King Hadas]

"Things finally went too far when Yockey went on my Facebook and posted defamatory comments about my love of hand drawn animated ponies. I'm gone and done with that site, but someone has to expose its corruption. "

I'm having a hard time believing that he actually wrote that. "...my love of hand drawn animated ponies." And he's upset because there's...corruption here and defamatory comments on Facebook? IT BOGGLES THE MIND!
Yeah that doesn't sound anything like Willie, even as him joking it doesn't really fit.

[Zhukov]

Maybe it's like the whole deal with Joaquin Phoenix.

Maybe Willie is preparing for a movie.

[kahljorn]

haha i still tink its funny chojins name is Yockey

[Aaarg]

no wonder he hates hamburgr

theyre yocky!!!!

[King Hadas]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/foxamess/1450702839_polls_mr_yuk_4806_215809_answer_4_xlarg e_answer_3_xlarge.jpg

[Esuohlim]

I bet Willie did write that, but I'm just barely off the fence about it. He was pretty tired of people being jerks here, but I didn't think it was to the point of anger about it.

[Kitsa]

He could have written it. If he was pissed enough.

Weird way to go, yeah.

[kahljorn]

well he is the angriest monster

i think its funny and it revealed chojin's true nature and now the story is complete

[Esuohlim]

NEWS: Pub brought this to Willie's attention on the Twitters and I GOT THE IMPRESSION that's it's actually Pram's doing.

WHO KNOWS

[kahljorn]

so chojins last name isnt yockey?

[Kitsa]

that would make sense.

[Zomboid]

I can see being angry enough to leave, like he did, but to file a stupid little report and accuse someone of bullying on Facebook and corruption in a fucking message board just seems way too stupid and pointless for anyone who isn't severely autistic to bother with. So, yes, I can see Pram doing that.

I was under the impression that most of us here were at least relatively sane adults who enjoy making fun of stupid people and things in between conversations about shit like movies, games, sports, politics, and whatever else, but I've noticed at least a couple people in the last year or so who take shit way too seriously.

Also: I guess I'm a little surprised that Willie is so enamored with that show and its other increasingly weird fans that he evidently has no self-awareness about it and can't see how someone could make jokes--even if they did come from Chojin, who I guess he had other issues with, from what I remember.

[Esuohlim]

Also: I guess I'm a little surprised that Willie is so enamored with that show and its other increasingly weird fans that he evidently has no self-awareness about it and can't see how someone could make jokes--even if they did come from Chojin, who I guess he had other issues with, from what I remember.

I think his serious depression issues led to gelling much better with the happy-go-lucky pony-loving community than the cynical let's-make-fun-of-everything I-Mock community, and it took the ponies for him to finally realize that this place probably didn't help his mood. I don't want to psychoanalyze like I know what I'm talking about, I can sort of see where he's coming from.

Sort of.

The pony thing is really fucked up, though. I don't think I'll ever understand it

[Esuohlim]

Also everyone here is also completely fucked up in some way and it's only a matter of time

[Tadao]

I laughed when I saw this headline.

CNN Report: Are Men Stupid? (http://www.cnn.com/2012/04/23/opinion/ghitis-men-stupid/index.html?hpt=hp_bn7)

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69699966

NEWS: Pub brought this to Willie's attention on the Twitters and I GOT THE IMPRESSION that's it's actually Pram's doing.

WHO KNOWS

COME ON GUYS THE WHOLE LIBEL THING DIDN'T CLUE YOU IN?

[kahljorn]

well im completely normal

[kahljorn]

i considered it might be pram but i also considered that pram might not even be a real person

[Esuohlim]

well im completely normal

yeah ok let me direct you to encyclopedia dramatica and show you why you aren't, n*gger with a lazy eye

[Kitsa]

At Marcon I saw a guy walking around with a long rainbow horse tail hanging out of a hole in the back of his pants, and it struck me how utterly devoted to a cause you'd have to be to do something like that.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Just remember that whatever you hate in life your children will turn into/love. Just make sure you hate a bunch of really awesome stuff.

[Zhukov]

I looked, but there was no Kahljorn page on encyclopedia dramatica.

[Dimnos]

I thought kahl was a tranny.

[Fathom Zero]

dickloaf

[Chojin]

Also, WILLIE :eek

http://www.ripoffreport.com/search-engine-optimization/i-mockery/i-mockery-eric-yockey-roger-b-c50b4.htm

fear not, gentle citizens, i have set the record straight at that link.

though don "the murderer" carlson has his own report here:
http://www.ripoffreport.com/internet/don-carlson-animator/don-carlson-animator-prammave-0fd7c.htm

[Tadao]

Hahahaahahha Thank god he left poor actor Tadao Ando out of it!

[Fathom Zero]

POSTING FROM THE GRAVE GABBY

[Colonel Flagg]

My, that was amusing.

[Colonel Flagg]

Oops there's more of that "artifically elevating the results of the search engine by posting links to the defamatory threads in the signature" again. My bad.

Show me the funny!

[Tadao]

POSTING FROM THE GRAVE GABBY

http://www.donald-carlson.com/DonHeader4.jpg

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

This site seriously needs a post edit button in case you accidentally fill out the report wrong. Which I did.

The title of the report was the victim's name, not the name of the company or individual defaming him. Because of the confusion, I accidentally filed a report against the person I was trying to protect.


:lol

[Tadao]

Oh god, there is more? :lol

[kahljorn]

:lol

wth is this

[Colonel Flagg]

WILLIE HAS LIBELED ME! TODD FRANKLIN GINOA THE 5TH!

Heh.

[kahljorn]

Google knows about this and did nothing. The police did nothing. The FBI did nothing. Now I'm doing something.

OMFG
OMFG UNBELIEVABLE

THE gOOgLE POLICe DID NOTHING

[kahljorn]

dude i wanna post a reply to gabby gaga but i dunno how it would seem

Anyway, basically i wanted to say:

"You faked your death in real life and even convinced your mom you were dead because of some internet website? wtf kind of psychopath does that?"
cuz thats what she is alleging that she faked her death in real life and when her mom came here she really did think gabby was dead and we abused her :lol

then id just say like, "yea so you're either crazy or someone pretending to be gabby gaggy to make a point aka pram maven notorious identity thief"

[Esuohlim]

Jesus christ that poor fucker just keeps digging the hole deeper, messing with the wrong corrupt internet forum. Assuredly he will be killed for his internet sins, yes? yes yes

[kahljorn]

yeah ok let me direct you to encyclopedia dramatica and show you why you aren't, n*gger with a lazy eye

w/e fat nazi administrator esulohime

[Esuohlim]

Are there any other reports he filed under the guise of others WRONGED BY OUR CORRUPTION? I bet there's a womti one

[kahljorn]

Jesus christ that poor fucker just keeps digging the hole deeper, messing with the wrong corrupt internet forum. Assuredly he will be killed for his internet sins, yes? yes yes

maybe we should be a little bit more careful with what we say in public i mean given that the fbi and interpol is investigating us due to these most serious crimes posted on ripoffreport

[Esuohlim]

lol maybe we should tell pram that i-mock owns and operates ripoffreport?[/spoilers]

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

My name is Gabby Gaga. I have been following the Don Carlson debacle for awhile now. Contrary to I-Mockery's belief that they unwittingly killed me, I am not dead.



I can barely breathe

[Tadao]

WHAT A TWIST!

[kahljorn]

i figured it out!

gabby gaga is m nyte shamalan

[Colonel Flagg]

THE gOOgLE POLICe DID NOTHING

Maybe they need to exist first?

OH NO I LET THE CAT OUT OF THE BAG! OOOPS!

[Colonel Flagg]

i figured it out!

gabby gaga is m nyte shamalan

..

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

maybe we should be a little bit more careful with what we say in public i mean given that the fbi and interpol is investigating us due to these most serious crimes posted on ripoffreport

or reveal that the I stands for INTERPOL

lol maybe we should tell pram that i-mock owns and operates ripoffreport?[/spoilers]

This seams like the only right thing to do.

[Chojin]

i hope he never figures out that site was originally called RogerReport, before the famous i-mockery webmaster had to cut ties to it

[Tadao]

RoG is like the Mitt Romney of websites

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

RoG is like the Mitt Romney of websites

I agree with you, Todd Ginoza of Eureka, CAstle

[Babs]

Who is gabby gaggy? Pram maven?

[kahljorn]

wgas

[Grislygus]

fear not, gentle citizens, i have set the record straight at that link.

though don "the murderer" carlson has his own report here:
http://www.ripoffreport.com/internet/don-carlson-animator/don-carlson-animator-prammave-0fd7c.htm

All that shit about corruption and I got a mental image of Charlie from Always Sunny dressed like Serpico and I'm still laughing

[Tadao]

I agree with you, Todd Ginoza of Eureka, CAstle

Todd Tadao Ginoza of Los Angeles, CA 90210

I moved niggas, anyone who cared could find that easily.

[Zomboid]

Is that seriously your name? I was wondering about that.

[Tadao]

Yep, Tadao is my middle name. Can't fake it. I am half jap. Only Pub, MLE, Kitsa, and Willie knew it. Also if Willie was "mad" at me, he had my full name and even my mailing address. I never really hid it. I just never posted it everywhere. lol

[Tadao]

OR MAYBE I'M A GHOST

http://image1.findagrave.com/photos/2010/301/3775962_128839073187.jpg

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Esuohlim]

How did Pram find it? I thought he still thought you were Tadao Tomomatsu

[Tadao]

He found me on an Ankylosing Spondylitis board. He must have been digging for weeks 24/7 :lol

I think I left a gif in my sig that links back to my photobucket of tadao ginoza or some shit. It's still there. I don't really care. I kinda hope some one tracks me down and is all HEY MAN I'M PUB LET'S FUCK! or HEY I'M BABS AND I DON'T LIKE THINGS AND STUFF

[AChimp]

ON IT.

[Tadao]

Hopefully you're Canadian and want to drink and watch the kings win

[Tadao]

Also, WILLIE :eek

http://www.ripoffreport.com/search-engine-optimization/i-mockery/i-mockery-eric-yockey-roger-b-c50b4.htm

Hey everyone! Looks like Don Carlson is fessing up!

[Kitsa]

Man, the Pram Maven thing and the pony thing are running neck-in-neck in the whole "things I don't understand" category.

[Chojin]

i can't wait until my next response is approved

[Colonel Flagg]

It was ... oh man, I can't wait until Pram responds.

What part of "stop posting" does he not understand?

[Esuohlim]

"My name is Gabby Gaga. I have been following the Don Carlson debacle for awhile now."

:lol :lol :lol

[Chojin]

oh boy, my response is posted

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Hopefully you're Canadian and want to drink and watch the kings win

I qualify for those 3.

[Tadao]

No William, you are American.

[Zhukov]

Internet sins :lol

oh boy, my response is posted
Where?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

oh boy, my response is posted

Did you see the new one above yours too

[Chojin]

Where?

http://www.ripoffreport.com/search-engine-optimization/i-mockery/i-mockery-eric-yockey-roger-b-c50b4.htm

[Esuohlim]

This is glorious. I can't even imagine what he could possibly do now without revealing himself.

I also love how Chojin's posts are marked up as useful and Pram's are marked down

[Zhukov]

oh boy, my response is posted

Oh that's great :lol

[Tadao]

http://donmation.blogspot.com/

:lol

[AChimp]

Hopefully you're Canadian and want to drink and watch the kings win

THREE CHECKMARKS

Vancouver deserved to lose as punishment for rioting last year.

[Tadao]

You buy the tickets and I'll drink your beer!

[Babs]

He found me on an Ankylosing Spondylitis board. He must have been digging for weeks 24/7 :lol

I think I left a gif in my sig that links back to my photobucket of tadao ginoza or some shit. It's still there. I don't really care. I kinda hope some one tracks me down and is all HEY MAN I'M PUB LET'S FUCK! or HEY I'M BABS AND I DON'T LIKE THINGS AND STUFF

Half way after googling Ankylosing Spondylitis, I read the last sentence and smiled.

[Pentegarn]

So Willie really posted a complaint against this site?

The Gabby post was clearly Pram Maven pretending to be Gabby, no way would anyone other than Tadao do that much research on Pram

[Chojin]

moved to its own thread

[Pentegarn]

I guess the really confusing thing would be, (granted there is a lot of crap that happens here) isn't a ripoff report supposed to be a report about being ripped off? This is not a pay site, so where was the ripoff in that report?

EDIT: I have decided I think every non Chojin post in there is Pram Maven.

[Colonel Flagg]

Both "Ripoff Reports" get funnier every time I read them. :lol

[Grislygus]

Damn, wth, full thread?

I'm sad I missed the main show. I see the monomaniacal little gimp still hasn't gotten over his nemesis. Remember when the told us he had Crohn's disease because he thought it was a psychological disorder and we were persecuting him before deciding that aspergers was best for him


living with aspergers don carlson pram maven (http://chainsawsuit.com/2012/03/14/living-with-aspergers/)

[Dimnos]

Man, that is a lot of butt hurt someone is feeling. :lol

[Esuohlim]

There's a new rebuttal by "Angry Person" which seems a little too level-headed to be Pram.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

God's really signing off on everything now it seems

[Zhukov]

Remember when the told us he had Crohn's disease because he thought it was a psychological disorder and we were persecuting him before deciding that aspergers was best for him



Good times. Remember when he made me a clay version of my avatar in an effort to win my friendship, then when I abused him for it, he made me another one?

[Tadao]

Did he? I don't remember that! :O

[Colonel Flagg]

Z, that ranked right up there with your "War of Australian Aggression" scenario - how is that going, by the way?

Oh wait, you can't talk about that without getting interrogated - nvm.