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10,000 Volt Ghost
May 9th, 2012, 02:32 AM
I've tried a few times to actually do this but its damn near impossible. Today is my 40th night. Its been at least 17 years since I've hit that record.

I feel like I could put building fires out....in japan.

Esuohlim
May 9th, 2012, 03:44 AM
I tried this TWICE and made it about 18 days the first time and, like, 8 the second time. Both times I got to a point where I actually told myself that life is too damn short. Plus I started feeling weird.

10,000 Volt Ghost
May 9th, 2012, 04:07 AM
Once I made it to 30 days then I had a dream of whacking off. not even a dream of plowing nikki cox(when unhappily ever after came out)

Another time I made it to 35 days and DML fucked it all up and the Bills Quarterback broke his neck the next morning.

Big McLargehuge
May 9th, 2012, 01:08 PM
When a man wastes his gift on barbaric touching he encourages Satan to come into his life and the lives of those he knows and loves. Hide your filth sinners.

Tadao
May 9th, 2012, 01:52 PM
Satan lives in my tissue bin?

Zhukov
May 12th, 2012, 09:46 AM
Does sex count? I reckon I could achieve this goal if it does. Otherwise: FUCK THAT.

10,000 Volt Ghost
May 12th, 2012, 03:19 PM
Satan lives in my tissue bin?

The sin bin

10,000 Volt Ghost
May 12th, 2012, 03:22 PM
Does sex count? I reckon I could achieve this goal if it does. Otherwise: FUCK THAT.

Everything counts.

Zhukov
May 13th, 2012, 03:10 AM
Well then fuck that.

Esuohlim
May 13th, 2012, 03:44 AM
Exactly. Life's too short to not be ejaculating as often as possible

10,000 Volt Ghost
May 13th, 2012, 10:49 AM
I'm planning on living forever. If I can line up a bunch of chicks doggystyle and creampie this king kong load into her it would reverse human centipede them. For sure.

kahljorn
May 13th, 2012, 04:08 PM
according to ancient indian medicine knowledge, the more you cum the less magic you have

save your mana

10,000 Volt Ghost
May 13th, 2012, 08:48 PM
Thats probably why I feel like I have the swagger of a wizard then.

Zhukov
May 14th, 2012, 12:30 PM
I don't know what you guys plan to spend your mana on, other than swaggering like a wizard.

Anyway, I'm pretty sure that after a while it starts coming out of its own accord whether you like it or not, so you might as well use that mana to magically make you feel better before you get up in the morning or go to sleep at night.

Kitsa
May 19th, 2012, 07:13 PM
Reminds me of that experiment with the bird where they gave it the choice of a dopamine hit or a female bird ready to go at the push of the button, and the bird just did hit after hit after hit, rather than waste energy on sex, and died in like 8 days.

Zhukov
May 21st, 2012, 10:06 AM
Thought you were talking about female humans there for a bit.

kahljorn
May 21st, 2012, 04:01 PM
Anyway, I'm pretty sure that after a while it starts coming out of its own accord whether you like it or not, so you might as well use that mana to magically make you feel better before you get up in the morning or go to sleep at night.tell that to the israelites >:

10,000 Volt Ghost
May 21st, 2012, 04:16 PM
I'll tell those israelers that I'm on day 52 and I've got + 37% to my magic find now.

Zhukov
May 25th, 2012, 08:01 AM
Are you serious? Well.

Nice display of willpower, I suppose. How far are you going to take this display?

10,000 Volt Ghost
May 25th, 2012, 01:03 PM
I took it day to 52.

kahljorn
May 27th, 2012, 04:37 PM
:lol

Esuohlim
May 27th, 2012, 07:01 PM
I also jerked it to the apocalypse's one year anniversary

Zhukov
May 28th, 2012, 11:00 AM
I just took it to day 2.

Can this thread please not turn into a masturbation diary?

Chojin
May 30th, 2012, 04:29 AM
where is jeanette; we need her input

i have to get circumcised next week or so and the doctor said i can't have any sexual activity for 4 weeks if i want it to heal right


thus far i'm having the worst spring ever

details when the dust clears

maybe

captain516
May 30th, 2012, 11:57 AM
I've never heard of people having to get snipped.
Are you converting to Judaism or something?

10,000 Volt Ghost
May 30th, 2012, 01:06 PM
where is jeanette; we need her input

i have to get circumcised next week or so and the doctor said i can't have any sexual activity for 4 weeks if i want it to heal right


thus far i'm having the worst spring ever

details when the dust clears

maybe

Is your dick too big?

Tadao
May 30th, 2012, 01:34 PM
Thats going to be an impossible task with all those "vitamins" that you take.

Zhukov
May 31st, 2012, 02:04 PM
My brother had to get circumcised in primary school because a bully kicked him in the penis. I'm sure chojin has had a similar such experience rather than something stupid like believing in a religion.

Tadao
May 31st, 2012, 02:11 PM
American girls like a tightly wrapped cock.