The Worst Sexy Halloween Costumes Of 2012!

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[WhiteRoseBrian]

As always, many of the costumes you find are hilariously stupid or downright ill-conceived.

[WhiteRoseBrian]

P.S. I found a much nicer Sexy Female Cyclops at this year's Comic-Con. It's not that hard to find much better "crossplay" costumes. Pardon the spamming--I thought of this immediately after posting the previous comment.

[DonkeyRyan]

Keep in mind with these travesties, the accessories are usually not included. So you actually have to buy the wigs and stuff separate. You're paying $40+ for the cheapest material possible. I'll never understand why people buy these. I always make my own costumes. Bought costumes are the worst. Sexy Halloween costumes hurt me. Seriously, I'm in pain every time I got to Spirit. I love Halloween so much, but I hate this part of it.

[JohnnyQuest]

I think I can fix the "Sexy Watermelon" costume: Take the area where the dress has a bite out of it, and create a huge gory bite wound with latex and blood. Now that's sexy!

And I think Sketchy Sally's worst problem is going to come when someone's done talking to her, and they pick her up and shake the hell out of her to erase the picture.

[Tacobot]

Great article. I'd like to know who designs these shitty costumes. it might be cool if say a couple dressed as Bert and Ernie, Could'nt you just imagine being dressed as Bert banging some chick dressed as Ernie H-O-T!

[Chentzilla]

Saw Bert and Ernie on Boing Boing the other day.

Looks like yandy found a clever way to promote itself.

[monster_movie_night]

I wonder with The "Smokin' Hot" Firefighter are you suppose to put her out with a Fire Extinguisher after the night or have her burning for more...

[Mister Tea]

Not sure, but the post-coital cigarette is definitely right out.

[Shadowdancer21b]

I've seen two different "Sexy Mario" costumes. One with a mustache on a stick to hold up for photo ops I guess, and the other has the mustache on a necklace. Both are stupid and unnecessary.