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King Hadas
Jul 2nd, 2013, 03:19 PM
I loved you I-mockery forums.

I loved you.

:(

King Hadas
Jul 2nd, 2013, 03:51 PM
I would love to give a eulogy that says you were good, that you did good in this world, and that the world will be worse off without you. But I can't lie so brazenly under God's roof. So here is the truth. You were, from day one, an awful bitch I-mockery forums.

But I still loved you.

RIP I-mockery Forums

:(

King Hadas
Jul 2nd, 2013, 04:15 PM
I remember during a very difficult time in my life I confided in you I-mockery Forums. I broke my anonymity and spilled my guts. I didn't hide anything and when I was done you gazed at me with those brilliant searching eyes, those eyes I trusted implicitly, and you said something I'll never forget, "what're you, gay?"

It hurt so bad

but I forgive you I-mockery Forums

I forgive you

:(

King Hadas
Jul 2nd, 2013, 05:06 PM
Some people claim to be feminist, imagining themselves as modern day Simone De Beauvoirs. Believing that they stand unwavering against traditional gender roles, against the status quo. But nobody nowhere can claim to have hated the patriarchy more than I-mockery Forums did. Why when one of our friends would come to us with the heavy news that their father had passed away, I-mockery Forums' face would light up with such bliss that nobody would believe such euphoria could come from the orphaning of a friend. Soon she would, unprovoked, begin to verbally savage our once friend and their dead father. Extreme? Maybe, but she was only following her moral compass and I've always respected that.

Still I'm glad my father has outlived her.

Goodbye I-mockery Forums.

:(

Esuohlim
Jul 2nd, 2013, 09:56 PM
:tear

Wiffles
Jul 3rd, 2013, 01:45 AM
its not dead, its just dormant ~

captain516
Jul 3rd, 2013, 02:57 AM
I blame the Jews.

Dimnos
Jul 3rd, 2013, 02:33 PM
I blame the rapid influx of mexicans.

Guitar Woman
Jul 8th, 2013, 12:56 PM
you were all terrible people and I fucking hate you

kahljorn
Jul 10th, 2013, 09:00 PM
now we just need credits with a list of who was whose character

Dimnos
Jul 11th, 2013, 10:50 PM
I guess its just time to admit I'm one of Khals many characters. :\

kahljorn
Jul 11th, 2013, 11:25 PM
:/

Tadao
Jul 12th, 2013, 12:24 PM
You guys should have freed Jixby

WhiteRat
Jul 13th, 2013, 12:58 PM
Sad to see this place in it's current state but when you have such an insular community a slow and painful death is expected.

WhiteRat
Jul 13th, 2013, 01:05 PM
Shit looking at my reg date it just dawned on me that I was 20 when I registered here. :(

Zomboid
Jul 14th, 2013, 04:14 AM
I was 15. Yeesh.

Oh, hey, what does the girl in your avatar look like now?

WhiteRat
Jul 14th, 2013, 03:16 PM
I have no idea. I haven't seen or heard anything from her in at least 5 years.

Tadao
Jul 14th, 2013, 03:41 PM
I think she's a dancer now.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/fatcat_large.gif

Dixie
Jul 15th, 2013, 12:30 AM
I'm actually Tadao. Srry guyz.

Tadao
Jul 15th, 2013, 01:45 PM
Now you don't know how to feel about my masturbation.

WhiteRat
Jul 16th, 2013, 12:31 AM
Pt_EpZixXgE

Wiffles
Jul 16th, 2013, 12:40 AM
I am pub's adopted hamster :<

Colonel Flagg
Jul 17th, 2013, 02:14 PM
So, who was Don Carlson?

Tadao
Jul 17th, 2013, 03:40 PM
Some pedophile who tricks children into his "work room"

Esuohlim
Jul 20th, 2013, 05:12 PM
http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/84127415/Robert+Lund+robert_animation.gif

Kay-kiokio cowboy...

:tear

Ploxtrot
Jul 20th, 2013, 10:37 PM
i loved you too i-mockery forums, even if my first appearance on you was as part of a raid

Nick
Jul 26th, 2013, 11:07 AM
You will always be in my cold dead heart, I-Mockery forums.

SuperYuriGagarin
Aug 7th, 2013, 06:55 PM
I'm just stopping by to bring flowers. I missed the funeral.

Esuohlim
Aug 7th, 2013, 09:12 PM
CHRISTMAS AVATAR IN AUGUST

I DO NOT CARE ANYMORE

Caricage
Aug 8th, 2013, 11:01 AM
wait then who was the chacacter of pram maven?

kahljorn
Aug 9th, 2013, 04:20 PM
i always thought it was tadao

or maybe im thinking of the coolinator

whoreable
Aug 9th, 2013, 11:32 PM
wat

Zomboid
Aug 10th, 2013, 08:12 PM
CHRISTMAS AVATAR IN AUGUST

I DO NOT CARE ANYMORE

I've had this one for like two years. :(

Sacks
Aug 10th, 2013, 11:41 PM
You guys should have freed Jixby

It's true. Might as well post this again. (https://soundcloud.com/rosscops/jixbys-song-an-oldschool/s-6CRGC) :boohoo

Tadao
Aug 11th, 2013, 02:01 PM
i always thought it was tadao

or maybe im thinking of the coolinator

Nah, as much as that would have been fun, my only annoying character is Tadao :sadclownface

Colonel Flagg
Aug 13th, 2013, 08:44 PM
One is quite enough for anyone anyway. :posh

Wiffles
Aug 19th, 2013, 06:54 PM
Nah, as much as that would have been fun, my only annoying character is Tadao :sadclownface

U mean Tardo? XD

Tadao
Aug 20th, 2013, 01:57 AM
I refuse to argue with myself.

10,000 Volt Ghost
Aug 21st, 2013, 01:29 AM
Fuck you reading this.

Hangie
Aug 22nd, 2013, 01:14 AM
The I-mockery forums will always be in my repressed memories as part of the -middleschool era-

Esuohlim
Aug 22nd, 2013, 08:03 PM
oh fucking christ

SuperYuriGagarin
Aug 22nd, 2013, 11:16 PM
I log it under "embarrassing developmental years"

stevetothepast
Aug 23rd, 2013, 05:43 PM
This forum needs more Sam and less Guitar Woman.

Chojin
Aug 29th, 2013, 03:05 AM
26767 posts

jesus christ what was wrong with me

Seven Force
Aug 29th, 2013, 07:38 AM
A lot of things