I-Mockery's Ultimate Guide to the Halloween Candies of 2013! Halloween Candy Reviews!

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[Shadowdancer21b]

Pearsons doesn't use real chocolate anymore. Their confections are made with cocoa flavoring. It's really bad.

[A-bomb]

Awesome review as always, I look forward to this article every Halloween season. I can't believe you've been doing this for 9 years now and you still don't weigh 400 pounds. By the way, your withdraw meltdown on the mellowcreme pumpkins gave me flashbacks to "I Will Beat Pac-Man", which is a huge bonus.

[MasterD]

Rog, if you take another look at the "Ausome Klik Candy Dispensers" the mummy's facial expression and colorization is eerily similar to the new (not orinial) "Fruity Mummy Yummy" Monster Cereal.

http://www.i-mockery.com/newpics/fruity-yummy-mummy.jpg

And yes Rog, I posted this on facebook. In fact, I'll post your own link right here. Perhaps for the lost souls who don't know what an url is. http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/halloween-candy2013/ Ahh... Redundancy in its finest!

[WhiteRoseBrian]

I'll have to respectfully disagree on the Starburst candy corns. I liked them, and my co-workers like them when I brought them to the steakhouse to share.

[monster_movie_night]

I wonder if Rog's cuboard is loaded with Candies right now it could last till 2 months or maybe 3 if he overlook some of the smaller candie packages.

As for Ground Goblin and Goblin Zombie I rather go for Ground Goblin flavor as much as I like Zombies in Movies,Games and such but Goblins is also part of Halloween.

[That Other Guy]

I think we are all overlooking the true hero of this piece. As hinted at the beginning of the article, that hero is: Rog's pancreas! That little guy is a real trooper!

[Cheez]

I wondered if Rog approved of the Halloween aesthetic of the KitKat, Scaries, scAero and Coffin Crisp packaging, but I guess now we'll never know. Because of spooky Halloween-related reasons.

[dextire]

I don't think the Starburst candy corn are that bad, they're just very strong in flavor. Eating an entire piece at once is like getting a fruity punch in the mouth.

I love that you tracked down the Vampire Hair one. :halloween2

[Mockery]

Thanks for reading and sharing the article everyone!

MasterD - He does have some similar traits to Fruity Yummy Mummy. I'd be more suspicious if his wrappings were fruit colored though hehe.

That Other Guy - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqDBB0no6dQ :halloween

Cheez - I do like the aesthetics of the Halloween KitKats, absolutely. I just didn't review them since I've covered them in the past and it wasn't like they put out a new flavor or anything hehe.

dextire - Oh you know as soon as I heard about it I was determined to find the Vampire Hair! Oddly enough, I found it in an idependent candy shop when I was back visiting Richmond earlier in the summer. Go figure.