What have you been up to?

[Chojin]

you know, maybe 2020 is the right time to go back to messageboards

what have you cunts been up to?

[Shrubfest]

My husband died so now I own 2 houses, so that's pretty nice. You?

[Pentegarn]

Still taking dumb people's money
Hiding from germs
Got hernia surgery coming soon

[Tadao]

Looking for a 3rd woman to divorce. It's the only thing I'm good at.

[WhiteRat]

Working for the Man. Looking to buy my first house so I've got that going for me, which is good.

[Colonel Flagg]

Avoiding Facebook(TM).

Anyone for a nice game of chess?

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I was about to get a puupy but she has a heart murmur and now I'm sad :(

[Tadao]

Thank god you didn't say you were playing guitar. I would have to hunt you and kill you with a B string.

[All Hail Duke]

working odd jobs, tried sculpting and quickly gave it up, quit painting but took it back up because i was getting paid for it

[Esuohlim]

My second kid will be born any day now. I have anxiety but I also finally have some muscles in my arms so it's a wash.

[MarioRPG]

I think I went on one of the last vacations ever. I spent two weeks in Costa Rica and then returned home on St. Patrick's Day and was actually worried that I might not be allowed back. Then it turned out I had to self-isolate! So I had all of March off work that was cool. Work was pretty whack when I got back - everything was different. There were lots of new rules and the PPE was regulated and restricted to short supply. Very weird.

[Spetsnaz]

Apparently being a minority murderer if popular parlance is to be believed. Other than that, just fucking around online and reading books.

[YellowSub287]

I missed out on those halcyon days of 2005-2007....

Sooo, Mock Wars 2020 anyone?

[pope_hentai]

Married, divorced, Wilford Brimley, bad rom hacks.

[Tadao]

Avoiding Facebook(TM).

Anyone for a nice game of chess?

I could get back into for a little. I'm sure 10k is game.

[MarioRPG]

^On that token, have any of yall played Eruption on board game arena? It's super easy and dope, I'd be down to play that sometime! you gotta make an account tho
https://boardgamearena.com/?sp=1g32fs

[Tadao]

zefe1IFGu6s

Seems simple enough. I'd be down for a board game

[Pentegarn]

^On that token, have any of yall played Eruption on board game arena? It's super easy and dope, I'd be down to play that sometime! you gotta make an account tho
https://boardgamearena.com/?sp=1g32fs

I play a few games on Sunday and Monday nights there. That's how I found out Russian Railroads is broken. If you focus on the Trans Siberian rail line you will always win pretty much

EDIT: Also I own a copy of the actual Eruption board game

[Jixby Phillips]

I was beheaded by antifa thugs in Portland, OR.

[Pentegarn]

I am just heartened to know that the "Unban Jixby" campaign was a success finally

[MarioRPG]

zefe1IFGu6s

Seems simple enough. I'd be down for a board game
Excellent!
I play a few games on Sunday and Monday nights there. That's how I found out Russian Railroads is broken. If you focus on the Trans Siberian rail line you will always win pretty much

EDIT: Also I own a copy of the actual Eruption board game

I'll have to try that one out too, I haven't played much on the site honestly. Next week maybe?

[Tadao]

Shit's changed for me. I thought something was in passing, but my symptoms have gotten worse. So to simplify, I can't sit in a chair for 30 minutes and my eye is kinda fucked. I would quit out of a game most likely.

[Chojin]

get a standing desk and a cool pirate eyepatch, pussy

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Shit's changed for me. I thought something was in passing, but my symptoms have gotten worse. So to simplify, I can't sit in a chair for 30 minutes and my eye is kinda fucked. I would quit out of a game most likely.

You get the 'rona?

[Tadao]

Do you even know what Corona virus is or it's symptoms?

[Chojin]

i think literally anything is a possible covid symptom at this point

[Tadao]

True that.
To answer you question ZBF, no I haven't got the Rona. But the Rona being uncontained has resulted in me not being able to take a medicine that keeps my genetic disease in check.

[captain516]

Everything sucks so I've been putting hours into Fallout 3...with mods :0

You still jacked Chojin? Or has the lockdown stolen your gains

[Pentegarn]

Do you even know what Corona virus is or it's symptoms?

Um? Is it itchy forearms?

[Chojin]

You still jacked Chojin? Or has the lockdown stolen your gains

i got really fat again like 4 years ago, dropped half of the weight a year ago, and i was going to make a push to get back to my goal weight starting in february. then the world ended and despite having a full gym and DDR machine in my basement i've been mostly unmotivated to use them.

i'm trying to make some positive moves lately, but my basement is 80 degrees at best and literally all of the air conditioners are sold out this week.

anyway to answer my own question in the op: i started some companies, made a few games, partnered with a korean company for an arcade release, bought a small house, met a hot chick on a chan board and have been with her for 8 years.

[captain516]

a hot "chick"

[Chojin]

"a" hot chick

[zeldasbiggestfan]

What games did you make?

[Chojin]

Mostly this one: https://neonfm.com

It needs an update for newer iOS though and it’s getting one in a couple weeks

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I thought I was doing good and I got 55.99% >:

This is really cool man. I wish I could just make a shitty game, let alone one that gets awards and shit. Congratulations man, it runs great on my S10e

[Colonel Flagg]

So, no chess, eh?
:(

[Shrubfest]

Sorry Flagg, I can't even play chess. I'm a dumb dumb.

[All Hail Duke]

I got a dental abscess
I was part medical's yearly purge, so no coverage or the obscene amount of money to take care of it
so it's cheap antibiotics, home remedies and self lancing
or just let it spread so it can kill me
whatever

[Colonel Flagg]

Sorry Flagg, I can't even play chess. I'm a dumb dumb.

You can play, you just can't play well. :lol
That's OK, Ask anyone here, I can't play well either.

[Carnivore]

Metabolizing, aging, child raising, marrying, being thoroughly disenchanted with humanity, eating copious amounts of red meat, drinking Scotch.

[King Hadas]

What's with all the new threads Chojin? You trying to knock my 5 year old birthday thread off the front page?

Unacceptable

[Pentegarn]

Just finished the hernia surgery and my abdomen is sore.

[King Hadas]

I read that as hentai surgery and I thought man, this guy must have fantastic insurance.

[Pentegarn]

I read that as hentai surgery and I thought man, this guy must have fantastic insurance.

:lol

[Colonel Flagg]

I googled "hentai surgery" and was frankly appalled. :eek

[Pentegarn]

I googled "hentai surgery" and was frankly appalled. :eek

Thanks for the warning, now I know what not to google

[captain516]

I googled "hentai surgery" and was frankly appalled. :eek

Does "appalled" mean "turned on"?

[Colonel Flagg]

Does "appalled" mean "turned on"?

I plead the Fifth. ;)

[Pentegarn]

Does "appalled" mean "turned on"?

I'm not saying that it's not a 70 dollar blu ray situation

But I'm not not saying that either

[sspadowsky]

you know, maybe 2020 is the right time to go back to messageboards

what have you cunts been up to?

Literally everything Carnivore said, except for the kids part. I like free time and disposable income.

Also, I don’t think we have a true comeback here until Max Burbank pops in.

Cheers to the rest of you. Good to see some virtually familiar faces.

[Sam]

I’m waiting for Evil Robot to come back.

[Pentegarn]

So I have jury duty. Basically each day I am either told to stay home and wait or I am not needed and can go to work

[Tadao]

Yeah, the system for it really sucks ass

[Tadao]

Have a jury duty Pickle

[Sacks]

Have a jury duty Pickle


Can you only manipulate the pickles if you're a vet?

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I got stitches for the first time ever yesterday :o

Hedge trimmers hurt, oops

[Pentegarn]

Can you only manipulate the pickles if you're a vet?

I feel like I remember it being more about the higher your rep the more weight giving a pickle has. But I can't recall how it works for sure. You just use the scales on the right of a post to rate it

[Sacks]

I feel like I remember it being more about the higher your rep the more weight giving a pickle has. But I can't recall how it works for sure. You just use the scales on the right of a post to rate it


Ah ok. For some reason I remember clicking the pickles directly.

[captain516]

Out here we just had a week of smoke and orange-tinted skies. I woke up one morning to find all the cars on my block covered in ash :O

[Tadao]

Nah I just clicked on a scale to the top right of the post. In between the post # and the report a post button. Do you guys see the scale?

[Tadao]

I think I remember clicking on the pickles too

[All Hail Duke]

Out here we just had a week of smoke and orange-tinted skies. I woke up one morning to find all the cars on my block covered in ash :O

we're just getting over that here, clear skies today for the first time in weeks

[Tadao]

I'm awfully close to joining the Dead Dad Society.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

:( That doesn't sound like a fun club at all

[Tadao]

Don't be a pussy.

[captain516]

I'm awfully close to joining the Dead Dad Society.

You'd be in good company :(

[Tadao]

Well he pulled through surgery, so keep my club card on hold.

[Tadao]

One day my family is going to find this and be mad that I even joked about it. But that will only cover up the way they feel about all the racist/sexist/homophobic things I've said here.

[pjalne]

Teaching and making kids.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

So I have jury duty. Basically each day I am either told to stay home and wait or I am not needed and can go to work

Yo jury duty is the best shit ever. Getting paid to not go to work :xmas3

[Tadao]

I forget how it works. Don't you get paid practically nothing for Jury duty. And your work covers the rest, but only if they want to? I remember using "my work doesn't cover jury duty" as an excuse to not do Jury Duty as an undue hardship.

[All Hail Duke]

depends

i had federal jury duty last year, i got roughly $175 or so just for showing up (didn't have to serve)

haven't had to show up for local service in years, so i couldn't say what it is here

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I missed a whole day of work for jury duty and made like ten bucks (which I'm pretty sure they pulled taxes out of)

$175 sounds like a sweet deal though

[AChimp]

If you don't want jury duty, don't vote :rolleyes

[Pentegarn]

Yo jury duty is the best shit ever. Getting paid to not go to work :xmas3

It's not like that now because COVID. You basically get a text the night before and you either stay home (cause they 'might' need you) or you're told nothing is happening the next day so you go to work instead.

I forget how it works. Don't you get paid practically nothing for Jury duty. And your work covers the rest, but only if they want to? I remember using "my work doesn't cover jury duty" as an excuse to not do Jury Duty as an undue hardship.

I don't know if I even got paid for the day I was forced to miss or not, with it being a Jury Duty from home thing I really do not know how it works. I certainly haven't been paid for it yet. But hey maybe the check for like 50 dollarydoos is in the mail

[Rongi]

My wife made some quiches tonight and our tiny baby rolled onto her belly for the first time. My life is mostly uneventful but idc