YER THOUGHTS

[Evil Robot]

The judge and my lawyer both said that if I get caught drinking and driving one more time I go to jail for manditory 5 years. I need weed, and i need to drive to get it. Hmmmmmmm choices, choices.

[MK IV]

Dont Drink !
Or get a Taxi.

[Evil Robot]

There are no taxis where I live. Mass transportation is usless to me. You go get the weed, i'll smoke a joint with you. Yo lo necesito hacer un favor para mÃ*, usted será compensado mucho.

[whoreable]

In texas now there is a manditory 3000 dollar fine for drinking and driving the first time

[Evil Robot]

I paid $2400 in fees and fines the first time. They impounded my car but the stupid ass at the yard can't do simple math and I paid $574 less then I should have to get it back. Except when I got it back the muffler was in the back seat and the whole car was covered in a layer of gravel and dust.

[MK IV]

Grow your own !
ASeriously , the hydrophonics equipemnt should be like less than a grand for some good stuff , and then you could sell your excess and make money . OMG !

[Evil Robot]

that comes next year, when I move everything to my other house in the boondocks. I'm looking to make 70,000 dollars from a two year cycle. Oh shit by the way thats not true I'm lying to you right now. :o but seriously i need get high now for your own saftey.

[MK IV]

Go find some shrooms , or Peyote , they grow wild in parts of USA and there FREEEEEEEE!

[Geggy]

There's no law against riding a bike drunk now, is there?

[DJ Potatoe]

Yeah, Robot, and if you're gonna ride a bike drunk to go pick up weed, then I suggest you do it on a bike that is pink with a basket and handlebar tassles.....prefferably a bell too.

[Evil Robot]

Actaully if you want to get technical there are many laws against riding bycicles while intoxicated. Under New York State law, a bycicle is considerd a motor vehicle without the restrictions of licensing. Go-carts, riding mowers, dirt bikes, mini bikes, horses, etc. are all considered vehicles while being operated on public highways. Operating anything while intoxicated on a public place or road is against state law. If you want to get really technical I can't even WALK there because thats public intoxication.

PS. DJ potatoe suck my DICK you will never be welcome here EVER AGAIN.

[MK IV]

Get some guy that delivers .

Surely you know someone who'll drop it off at/near your house ?

[Evil Robot]

Thats considered unprofesional and legaly dangerous. :(

[Rez]

:love get arrested so we never haff to see you agin :love

[DJ Potatoe]

:love rez :love

[Evil Robot]

I emplore the moderators to PM me DJ potatoe's IP address so I can get started on the first phase of identity fraud. This mother fucker could use a few credit cards he don't know about.

[DJ Potatoe]

I work off of like..6 computers. Sorry..that'll be hard.

PS...I still luv Rez

[Lotida]

What he really wants to do is come to your house and try and use his foreskin toys on you. I'd be careful if I were you. Last time he used it Schimid couldn't pee for like a week!!

[Schimid]

THAAAAAAAAAT'S ME! ;)

[DJ Potatoe]

indeed

[Evil Robot]

CORRECTION STUPID FUCK, HE STILL CANT PISS AND THAT WAS YEARS AGO!. For your information, the foreskin regeneration device is actually the perfect weapon. LIKE STABBING A STRANGER WITH AN ICYCLE AND DUMPING THE BODY IN AN ABONDONED CAR. Your time is limited here so I will humor you. Prove yourself NOW or continue your vagrancy somewhere else.

[Lotida]

People who post huge letters are usually lacking in other departments!

As I said before, I am staying! Just to piss you off!! Every last person on here can hate me, I don't care. I will never leave because then you would be sad! :(

[Geggy]

see you auntie :lol

[Evil Robot]

Very well, challenge set. Just do one thing to help save your ass, ask around and find out what happened to captain robo. You will soon meet the same fate. I see hacking as a game, you wanna play with me? (I swear to god its more fun then it is threatening!)

[Lotida]

This is my computer at work. I don't have anything on it worth hacking in to! :)

Why is everyone on here so pissy all the time? Does anyone ever have a good day? :)

[Evil Robot]

Good days and fun are not the purpose of this board. You want happy people and fun then go to happyfungaypieceofshit.NET . People come here to satisfy aggresion. If you havent figured this out by now your in the wrong place. There are no other boards where I can threaten to kill you and get away with it.

[DJ Potatoe]

When will "good robot" appear on the boards and destroy you in proper bad movie greatness?

[Evil Robot]

I told you already. There was another "captain robo" but he's gone now cause I hacked 'em. Thats it, no more other robots, the evil one wins. The evil one ALWAYS WINS.

[glowbelly]

i'm not evil and i win all the time

[Evil Robot]

Thats because your sweet. Somebody like me cannot afford to be "sweet" because thats when I get run off the road by the toe cutter and then before I know it, he's stolen all my fuel and left me for dead in the middle of the desert. People like me have it bad, REAL BAD.

[Evil Robot]

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[DJ Potatoe]

that second post there was easily the one post you made where you made the most sense, and didn't make me want to pee on your aun't tombstone.

[Evil Robot]

What? that second post what? MORBO DEMANDS YOU explain yourself NOW.

[DJ Potatoe]

you made back-to-back posts, and your second one was blank, thus I emitted humor from my typing.

[Evil Robot]

It only appeared blank to you since your techology sucks. Try waiting longer.