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noob3
Oct 28th, 2003, 03:20 AM
dole has a point. fuck you all.
Blue
Oct 28th, 2003, 03:22 AM
That had to suck dude. But better to wave it and wait for another time then to end up with a kid cause that would suck more.
jin
Oct 28th, 2003, 04:37 AM
MORNING AFTER PILL. >:

PS. :D
MK IV
Oct 28th, 2003, 04:52 AM
Just cum on her face !
pjalne
Oct 28th, 2003, 08:49 AM
Well it's a good thing you're marrying her anyway.
Ooner
Oct 28th, 2003, 04:14 PM
Why didn't you have/get some? :/
noob3
Oct 28th, 2003, 04:48 PM
dude, im not going to eat mcdonalds ever again!
Jixby Phillips
Oct 28th, 2003, 04:57 PM
are you saying you had sexes without protection, or are you saying that you didn't have sex because you didn't have protection :(
noob3
Oct 28th, 2003, 06:41 PM
we didnt :(
Helm
Oct 28th, 2003, 06:45 PM
It's a good thing you don't need protection when you're using black & decker. Just a power outlet and a long cord.
Ooner
Oct 29th, 2003, 01:06 AM
I wouldn't worry. You went and bought some protection already, right after this happened, right?

Do her tomorrow.
Carnivore
Oct 29th, 2003, 05:14 AM
we didnt :(

How surprisingly mature of you.
Dole
Oct 29th, 2003, 07:10 AM
Be sure to tell her about this thread, won't you?
Royal Tenenbaum
Oct 29th, 2003, 10:17 AM
Since when do you need protection to have 'sex'? I mean, to have intercourse, yes, but sex? No. You should have gone down on her, which would have been a lot of fun itself, and then perhaps she would have returned the favour.
FS
Oct 29th, 2003, 10:21 AM
God, you are such a woman.
Bennett
Oct 29th, 2003, 10:26 AM
anal
kellychaos
Oct 29th, 2003, 03:52 PM
He hasn't trained up to actual size yet! :eek
glowbelly
Oct 30th, 2003, 01:23 PM
i raised my boy right :tear
draw a sidewalk
Oct 30th, 2003, 04:05 PM
hi chuck, i just thought id let you know how much i appreciate these posts. by the way, tomorrow is off, and im pretty sure the next day is too. :)
kellychaos
Oct 30th, 2003, 04:12 PM
Whew, thanks! I ALMOST set my alarm clock. :relief
Jixby Phillips
Oct 30th, 2003, 04:18 PM
http://www.novirginsallowed.com/comics/kellychaos6.gif
Helm
Oct 30th, 2003, 07:37 PM
which would have been a lot of fun itself,

You obviously enjoy a mouthful of minced trout doused in battery fluid. You probably call it "a pretty flower" too.

This is where you say "obviously helm has only gone down on ugly women" and I post a :tear emotion and then you can go back to eating out something that, according to all other sensory input should have died a long time ago. Reassured and smiling, that despite all that the heady smell of rotten garbage might suggest, what you're doing makes you a better human being.
Royal Tenenbaum
Oct 31st, 2003, 12:38 AM
Hmm, well, I enjoy it. :/
Schimid
Oct 31st, 2003, 12:40 AM
They don't ALWAYS smell bad. :(
rainbowbrite
Feb 2nd, 2004, 02:04 AM
i've only been down on one girl and the smell turned me off...way off. :(
MK IV
Feb 2nd, 2004, 03:25 AM
B - UMP !!!