My truck won't start

[Evil Robot]

I woke up hungover from drinking and posting (yelling) at stupid people all night. Now I go outside and my truck won't start so I can't get to work. No work means more posting.

[whoreable]

Thats what u get for getting a truck on ebay!

[Evil Robot]

Eh, I get what I pay for. It's OK though cause I have mad automotive skills and I'll have that shit up and running over cats again in no time.

[Snatchtastic]

Stick your dick in the carburator, that will get her goin.

[Evil Robot]

I tried, but the choke plates in the way. :(

[Snatchtastic]

Wait wait what about grounding your dick on the frame and taking a screwdriver to the positive connection on the battery.

[Evil Robot]

I was going to strip naked and run out onto the parkway, but I don't think it would help any.

[Big McLargehuge]

wtf a parkway isn't where you park, thats a driveway.

:lol

[Bennett]

maybe your truck is pregnant. :kellychaos

[kellychaos]

maybe your truck is pregnant. :kellychaos

Ahhh ... show me love ... show me love. I'll take credit when the jokes are mine, thank you very little. I'm not even sure that even rated on the kelly-meter, though. :)