The Smoking Thread

[sspadowsky]

Yeah, yeah, it's bad for you, blah-blah-blah. Fuck all you self-righteous non-smokers in advance.

I know we've got smokers here. I was a long-time smoker who quit many, many times. Nowadays, I smoke maybe once or twice a month, if I'm at a bar or something. That's about it. But I don't think I'll ever comlpetely stop smoking. Because I love it. I love love love love love :love smoking.

Non-smokers cannot understand the appeal of it. So here's where we will share smoking preferences, anecdotes, chest x-rays, whatever.

[soundtest]

Once or twice a month? Man, I envy you. Cigarettes taste so much better when you go that long without one. I smoke between 0 and 5 cigarettes a day, but when I drink it's many more.

Do you guys get Canadian brands in the States? I smoke Benson & Hedges Special Light, but my favourite American smoke is Marlboro Lights and all time best is London State Express 555 :love

[Big McLargehuge]

I have just recently begun to delve into tabacco as a phsycotropic, my favorite smokes are probably Black and Milds because the mellow "buzz" you get lasts for like 45 min to an hour.

[soundtest]

4 OUT OF 5 DOCTORS SMOKE LUCKY STRIKES >:

[Mike]

Marlboro menthol lights are the most delicious cigarette I've ever smoked.

[Snatchtastic]

I quit but only quit when I'm not in the bar.

I smoke the Parliament P-funk Lights. It has a nice high rise filter so you aren't always sucking on the nasty tar stained filter.

The other day I was watching Family Guy and Brian the dog lit a smoke and It made me want one.

[Protoclown]

Smoking is for fags.

[soundtest]

While I'd love to disagree, there actually is supporting evidence for this. Apparently gay men and lesbians are 70% more likely to smoke than the general population, at least in California.

http://discover.npr.org/features/feature.jhtml?wfId=1354181

[Protoclown]

You didn't get it :(

[soundtest]

No, I don't. Was it a joke? Because I was very serious.

[Protoclown]

You still don't get it? Hey, wait a minute!

WHO'S FOOLING WHO HERE, PAL >:

[soundtest]

Welcome to Flavour Country!

http://www.asianmensclub.com/menafterwork/image/nonsmokeparty.gif

[Daphne]

Damn you all, I'm trying to quit again :)

Do you guys get Canadian brands in the States? I smoke Benson & Hedges Special Light, but my favourite American smoke is Marlboro Lights and all time best is London State Express 555 :love

Oh man, I loooove 555's! They taste like chocolate (don't you think?)! I had totally quit smoking, until I went to NY, and then the gorgeous Marboros forced me to suck them off...and I liked it. I've cut down quite a bit, I pretty much only smoke if I go out to a bar, or if I'm drinking.

[CastroMotorOil]

im a camel man, turkish golds or turkish jades.

marlboro no 25's are good too

[glowbelly]

i love smokin too. i smoke marlboro lights now and i'm not quite sure how i made the switch from camel filters to these, but i'm pretty satisfied with 'em. the closest that i came to quitting was when i was running over the summer, but then i was followed by some guy and i moved to a neighborhood where the chances of me being followed again kinda quadrupled...so no more running for me and now i get to smoke all i want.

on a side note, i have almost completely quit drinking. this month i've only had 3 beers and a small glass of champagne.

[soundtest]

Oh man, I loooove 555's! They taste like chocolate (don't you think?)!

Yea, chocolate GOLD! My brother's company sent him to London for 3 weeks so I told him to bring me back as many 555's as he can. You don't know anywhere to get them in TO or Canada in general, do you Daphne?

[Cap'n Crunch]

Smoking is for fags.

FAGS IS ANOTHER WORD FOR CIGARETTES. SMOKING IS FOR CIGARETTES. :eek HUCK HUCK HUCK

[soundtest]

oh fuck i just got it! :maul

[DJ Potatoe]

Prot's Right. smoking is for people who don't have sex with a person of the opposite gender....or..uh

smoking is for fags

[Command Prompt]

That gay no smoking party ad would be funnier if it said something like

"come to our non smoking party and bum a DIFFERENT type of fag"

:lol :lol :lol

[sspadowsky]

http://www.uiowa.edu/~commstud/adclass/camel/images/motorcycle.jpg

Camel lights. Dunhills are probably my favorite, though.

If I found a genie, and it granted me one wish, I'd wish for cigarettes to be good for us.

[FS]

Joe Camel looks so cool and mature. He makes me want to rebel against society and drop out of school.

[Snatchtastic]

That picture of Joe Camel would be complete if he had the word FUK tattooed on his knuckles.

[McClain]

I bought my last pack of cigarettes over 7 months ago. I'm very much on the same level as you Sammy. A couple grits a month seems to keep me grounded. I wish it were more... 3 a day sounds nice!
But I do feel healthier. I knocked :30 seconds of my mile time and I don't get that funny tickle in my throat. But fuck those things, they pale in comparison to the taste of a freshly packed Marlboro Menthol Light accompanied by a crisp IPA in a frosted mug. FECK!

[Jixby Phillips]

I SMOKKED LAST JANUARY AND IT WAS AWESOME BUT I NEVER SMOKED SINCE :(

[noob3]

Marlboro Reds make me stop careing :( I <3 them.

[Bod]

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/claiy/BH1.jpghttp://homepage.ntlworld.com/claiy/BH2.jpg

British fags tell you straight.

[Anonymous]

Cigarettes are bullshit. They take the shittiest of the shit tobacco and sprinkle a little flavor and chemicals and then roll it into a cigarette. Pure crap.

I only smoke real tobacco from a wooden pipe. It tastes better. It is way cheaper than cigarettes and is non-addicting.

[CaptainBubba]

You're all pussies. The only thing cigs are good for is putting them out on people who piss you off.

[Bod]

Lighters are better for that lark. I set light to my boyfriend's hair the other week and he was in a mood for hours afterwards. Some people got no sense of humour.

[Skulhedface]

With the "I love to smoke" line, Spad reminded me of Denis Leary.

I'm a Camel Wide Filter kinda guy myself.

I will use all my Camel dollars to pay for the tracheostomy.

[Daphne]

Yea, chocolate GOLD! My brother's company sent him to London for 3 weeks so I told him to bring me back as many 555's as he can. You don't know anywhere to get them in TO or Canada in general, do you Daphne?

There used to be a place on the east side of Jarvis just north of College (south of wellsley) that I'd buy them at, but that was when I was in grade 10, and I don't know if they are still sold there. It wasn't a Macs, I think it was closer to College, too.

Man if you get them, mail a pack to me ;) I'm out west now.

[Sethomas]

He Who Brown-Noses With His Very Name is right. Pipe smoking is by far superior to smoking fags. The very best, though, is smoking a hookah. I've currently got apple and strawberry flavored shisha, which is tobacco leaves soaked in molasses. It contains no tar!

http://home.uchicago.edu/~stp/pipe.gif
C'est moi et ma pipe.

http://home.uchicago.edu/~stp/blog/hookah.jpg

My indian hookah, or nargile.

[Drew Katsikas]

i love smokin too. i smoke marlboro lights now and i'm not quite sure how i made the switch from camel filters to these, but i'm pretty satisfied with 'em. the closest that i came to quitting was when i was running over the summer, but then i was followed by some guy and i moved to a neighborhood where the chances of me being followed again kinda quadrupled...so no more running for me and now i get to smoke all i want.


Tar. It's what's clogging your airways! >:

Sorry, just had to after you bashed meat. I'd like to think that cig smoking is worse for you than eating a steak once in a while.

[glowbelly]

yeah, but i'm not killing an animal when i light a cigarette. i'm slowly killing myself. it's all my perorgative. :bobbybrown

besides, i'm well aware of how silly it is to be a vegetarian and to smoke. I'M WORKIN ON IT, OK?

let me get rid of one bad habit at a time here.

[Dole]

My considered opinion is that anyone who doesn't smoke deserves a stairwell noncebashing.

[Anonymous]

yeah, but i'm not killing an animal when i light a cigarette. i'm slowly killing myself. it's all my perorgative. :bobbybrown

besides, i'm well aware of how silly it is to be a vegetarian and to smoke. I'M WORKIN ON IT, OK?

let me get rid of one bad habit at a time here.

I have an article about vegetarians smoking-

http://www.lvdiscount.com/hitlerveggie.htm

[Dole]

Don't give up the ebay business.

[Anonymous]

Don't give up the ebay business.

I'm not. I just write articles for fun and I spend my own money to run the website. Do you see any ads? FUCK NO. Ads are shit.

[sspadowsky]

Back to how great and fun smoking is.

All you smokers may feel free to post pictures of yourselves indulging your dirty, nasty habit. By that I mean smoking. Any sick fetish stuff should be directed to the Loveline forum.

[Alxcipher]

With the "I love to smoke" line, Spad reminded me of Denis Leary.

It reminded me of Dennis Leary wanting to be Bill Hicks.

[FS]

My considered opinion is that anyone who doesn't smoke deserves a stairwell noncebashing.

Yeah, well, you deserve... you deserve... a figripple atrustic fwap.

[Anonymous]

Do you see any ads? FUCK NO. Ads are shit.

I see an ad on the main page.

[Crimson Ghost]

I’d ride a mile for a Camel and smoke it on the way.

[Big McLargehuge]

I'm going to a hookah bar tomorrow :(

[Anonymous]

I like menthols and the orange-flavored ones :< But I only smoked like once a week when I went to parties and now not at all :<

Guess why :< :< :<

[Anonymous]

Do you see any ads? FUCK NO. Ads are shit.

I see an ad on the main page.

It's on the VERY bottom and you don't even see it unless you look for it. I just use it for counter purposes and don't make a cent from it.

[FS]

But your site also sucks and isn't funny.

[The Retro Kat]

I havent smoked since August. :( It's all good though.


I fucking love cowboy killers.

[Les Waste]

I only smoke drugs. :(

[kahljorn]

I like smoking beedees, except for the fact that half the time I smoke them in a public place somebody calls the cops on me thinking I'm smoking weed.
Other than that they are tastey AND sophisticated.

[glowbelly]

:smokin

http://www.homestead.com/glowbelly/files/smokin.jpg

[sspadowsky]

I knew I could count on glowbelly. :)

[glowbelly]

anytime, my fren. anytime.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

SISSY BASTARDS, DOWN WITH THE FAGS



I SMOKE ANTHRAX >: >:

[Protoclown]

you smoke cock, lol

[-chupapi-]

HEALTHY PEOPLE that smokes 2 cigarettes a month? CAN´T BELIVE IT!!! ffffuck....

CAMEL IS THE SHIT, sometimes LUCKY STRIKE

i smoke at least 15 a day or more when im working, because of that now i feel like a bizzare piece of shit (that´s not new, i felt it the first time when i kissed the ass of a girl while i was a kid, in both cases i loved it!)

i used to burn some pot once upon a time in mexico, but that was a looong time ago.




i have one question out of this topic...... WHAT THE HECK DOES THIS MEAN???

http://216.118.126.87/sig.jpg


I SEE IT A LOT AND STILL DON´T GET IT... I PREFER THE ONE MADE BY UP SHUT, IS MORE GRAPHIC.

[Emu]

It means "Fuck you, fuckbag!"

[soundtest]

i just ordered a carton of 555's online for dirt cheap :D if all goes good with customs i'll mail you a pack Daphne! ^______________________-

[Schimid]

I'm 15, I've never smoked in my life, but I always smell like it and don't know it. :(

[-chupapi-]

It means "Fuck you, fuckbag!"

thanks a lot, but in which order?


fuck---------you---------fuckbag
http://216.118.126.87/sig.jpg

or

you---------fuckbag--------fuck