are doopa, !!!! and myself???

[glowbelly]

the only gals left around these parts??

[Cap'n Crunch]

YOU FORGOT JEANETTE AND HE KINDLYNESS TO ALL LIVING BEINGS, YO. :picklehat

[Esuohlim]

Daphne sometimes.

[Professor Cool]

Lotida :lol :lol :lol





:lol

[James]

Up_Shut. >:

[Shannizzle]

the only gals left around these parts??haaa, I like your avatar :)

[Skulhedface]

Mmmm... gal parts. :love

Oops... sorry.

[Jeanette X]

Let's all have a sleepover. We'll do each other's hair and giggle about boys... :pac

[Emu]

And practice kissing on eachother. :#

[CaptainBubba]

AND KILL YOURSELVES? >:

JK. YOU'RE ALL COOL BEANS IN MY BOOK. :)

Flirt with me? :(

[nirvana9695c]

Holy shit. Some fucker broke into my house and stole my 12 guage. Now i'm fuckin pissed.

[Anonymous]

i lost my vagina in the war, now i walk with a limp

[Sicktodeathmx]

I R Female.

[MisSFiT]

The doctors cut off my penis when I was born so they decided to make me a female. :eek

[executioneer]

Holy shit. Some fucker broke into my house and stole my 12 guage. Now i'm fuckin pissed.

lol shouldn't that be a 20 gauge :lol

-willie

[Drev]

If I had a vagina, I would be a woman, but since I don't, I have a penis, meaning I'm a male.

I just wanted to clear that up for you all.

[DamnthatDavid]

I am the Keymaster... I search for the Gatekeeper.

[mburbank]

Hey Doops! What a coinky-dink! I got separated from my Unit in 'Nam!

[Spectre X]

My sister is a gal.

[!!!!]

I remember when the boards were full of ladies :( HAWT LADIES :(

[mburbank]

Where is Hobo Renee? Miss Mod is still here. Is Emma gone for good? And what about the Fifty Foot Woman? Might she still attack. I hear Mars needs women. Perhaps that's where they've all gone.

Thank God I'm married. It means I don't need to obsess about who on this board claiming to be a woman really is.

[Jeanette X]

I remember when the boards were full of ladies :( HAWT LADIES :(
I'm not hot?
:tear

[!!!!]

I'm talking about the *important* ones, hellooo.

[kellychaos]

Female is a relative term in "internet land". :(

[Snatchtastic]

Neo is Morpheus' dad.

[MisSFiT]

Neo is Morpheus' dad.

Holy shit I missed that part!

[wreckreation]

I DON'T LIKE GIRLS :eek :eek :eeK

[Rez]

now we are pop-stars
bedee-lee-lee-lee-lee-lee-lee-lee-lee-lee-lee!
now we are are pop stars
now we are pop-stars
bedee-lee-lee-lee-lee-lee-lee-lee-lee-lee-lee!
now we are are pop stars
now we are pop-stars
bedee-lee-lee-lee-lee-lee-lee-lee-lee-lee-lee!
now we are are pop stars
now we are pop-stars
bedee-lee-lee-lee-lee-lee-lee-lee-lee-lee-lee!
now we are are pop stars
now we are pop-stars
bedee-lee-lee-lee-lee-lee-lee-lee-lee-lee-lee!
now we are are pop stars
NOW WE ARE POP STARS!


hobo renee has the advantage of not being horrendously addicted to this place, plus she's applying to colleges and stuff. i havent talked to her in a couple weeks, though. :(

[kahljorn]

You forgot punkgirl person.

And I know one poster who pretends to be a guy so people won't flirt with her ;/

[Dole]

I knew you were a bird, Kahl.

[kellychaos]

The jig is up. Show us your boobs Kahl.

P.S. I was originally going to say "tits". Why does "tits" sound so much harsher than "boobs", or is it just me?

[Comrade Rocket]

MOMMA, I just killed a man. Put a gun against his head, pulled my Trigger now he dead.

MOMMA, my life has just begun. And now i've gone and thrown it all away.

[MisSFiT]

Mamma, eww eww eww, Didn't mean to make you cry if I'm not back again this time tommorrow, carry on, carry on.

Damn now I'm going to have that stuck in my head for like a week.

[Esuohlim]

DON'T MAKE ME INVITE YOU TO A CHAT ROOM AND UPLOAD A BOOT INTO YOUR ASS >:

[Casey]

+1 more to that list grrls!!!!!!!! we just wanna have fun!!! :D

[hobo]

:love

[goatwoodward]

I'm a girl, but I'm also a newb so i prolly don't count...

[glowbelly]

+1 more to that list grrls!!!!!!!! we just wanna have fun!!! :D

don't make me slap you :(

[Sicktodeathmx]

WHIPBOO!

[glowbelly]

WHIP YOU >:

[Sicktodeathmx]

Reverend: "Beatchu mah mahagony stick"

I like de chitterlins.

[glowbelly]

obscure references will get you nowhere with me

[Mockery]

But a few cheap drinks will!

*zing*

[Sicktodeathmx]

Baby, how about a half case of Natural Light? Come on, sugar...

I must purge.... Now.

[Begin Transmission] VOMMMMMIIIIIIIITTTTT.[End Transmission]

Thank you.

[george]

you must shut the fuck up. your vomit transmission is just plain stupid, and it is the funniest thing you have done so far.

i bet if you go take a shit and weigh your self after you will get heavier, cause for each piece of shit comes out, two are spawned in your brain.

[Sicktodeathmx]

Can I stick my strap on pee pee in daddy?

You are so negative... What makes me laugh is the fact you waste so much time complaining about my posts... Hey, are you following me? Damn those lobsters. It's just a lovely message board, daddy.

Don't worry, you can just skim right on over my posts, monkey. No harm there, right?

If only my brain hadn't been eaten by the zombies...

Hey, there is nothing wrong with the vomit transmission...

Me: "I love you"
Him: "1101110011000."

Sigh... I am so lonely.

[glowbelly]

Sigh... I am so lonely.

judging by your picture, it's pretty obvious why.

ZING!

mock? i don't drink anymore :( i'm like a born again protoclown.

[george]

proto had it right all along

and i am not following you, i can smell your brains from here and am just trying to sprinkle so,e tidy cats odor fresh on your head.

[glowbelly]

sickturdheadmx :)

[george]

HA

[Sicktodeathmx]

But the zombies ate my brains... Eh, I am not acctually lonely... It's just a line from Fred's movie... Beep boop... Mental Masturbation...
You kids are so lovely!

[george]

not ha

or even hee.

[Sicktodeathmx]

Am I supposed to be funny? Is it my job to make you laugh? I think I am doing my job well. I am convincing you kids to rant about how fat and ugly you think I am. It's really cute. Makes me smile to have conversations with high school students :D

[glowbelly]

somebody's getting agitated!

[Sicktodeathmx]

Only a bit cause my fingers are cold...

I knocked on the bar and pointed to a bottle on the shelf... And as O'Malley poured me out a drink, I sniffed and crossed myself... My hand decided that the time was nye and for a moment, it slipped from view, when it returned it burned with confidence anew... The rumble from under my steely fist made all the glasses jangle... When I shot him I was so handsome... It was the light it was the angle...

[glowbelly]

nigh, bitch. it's nigh.

[Sicktodeathmx]

Ah, thank you...

I had a dream Joe.. That you were standing in the middle of an open road... I had a dream Joe, that your head was raised up to the sky, and your mouth was covered in foam...

[Brandon]

I think a board suicide is in order, Sicktodeath.

[Sicktodeathmx]

Nonsense!

[ziggytrix]

Someone who ahs the complete Candy Raver Testing experiments on her site can't be all bad.

Saying that gave me deja vu. :(

[Sicktodeathmx]

And Gir dancing! Don't forget that! He's so pretty... Doom.

[ziggytrix]

nah, gir's done to death. :(


and yes, i KNOW i'm not helping any.

but what IS helping is info that some unreleased in the US eps are now available thru your favorite peer-to-peer apps. seen a couple of em myself - nothing brilliant, but refreshingly new. you know how they like the newness. http://lucky.to/modules/phpBB2/images/smiles/ziggytrix.gif

[Protoclown]

I drink like a fish now and live in an old abandoned boxcar in the woods. :(

[sexy]

I saw a man at the stairs but the man wasn't really there..

identity..


You people make me sick,

I think they just have a crush on you *wink* *wink* aww how sweet..

[Protoclown]

"Random movie quote/reference that has nothing to do with anything".

Vague, weak insult directed at no one in particular.

[sexy]

Think about it smarty, if it wasn't directed at anyone, how could it be an insult?

[Protoclown]

Why don't you tell me?

[sexy]

why would i need to tell you, when you allready think you know it all..

[Protoclown]

Why would you need to ask why you would need to tell me?

[ziggytrix]

HI PROTOCLOWN! :love

Sorry to hear about the boxcar, but a good drinking problem is a commodity these days, even if it's fabricated.



And, er, hi Sexy, I'm afraid I don't get a word of what you're saying, but you seem to make a good foil, so carry on. :)

[kellychaos]

Think about it smarty, if it wasn't directed at anyone, how could it be an insult?

Drive-by insults sometimes hit (and injure) more more than their intended targets ... and sometimes that's a good thing. You intended victims know who you are. If you have the vaguest inkling that it might be you ... it is. That is all.

[Brandon]

He screwed the Identity poem up, anyway. It's:

As I was going up the stair
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish he'd go away.