Quick, Everyone It's Chimpzilla's Birthday! :O [Archive]

Ninjavenom

Nov 4th, 2003, 09:24 PM

AChimp is a dirty, rotten cocksucker. I hope he gets a colonic for his birthday. >:

Fuck you, AChimp. >:

AChimp

Nov 4th, 2003, 09:26 PM

You're just mad that my post count is higher than yours. >:

pissed off salesman

Nov 4th, 2003, 09:29 PM

Happy birthday Achimp, I hope you get testicular cancer but only in one nut, because you were nice to me..... sometimes.

Schimid

Nov 4th, 2003, 10:09 PM

I have no opinion on AChimp, but he didn't post in MY birthday thread.

jin

Nov 4th, 2003, 10:13 PM

I like AChimp, happy birthday!

Pub Lover

Nov 4th, 2003, 10:30 PM

I have no opinion on AChimp...

A life without A Chimp is a life unlived! >:

Be glad you’re not a Chimp, but don’t totally give up on hitting folks in the head with a two-by-four, baseball bat or other handy blunt object. It can come in handy, especially when some wise ass little punk like you thinks they're funny.

Cap'n Crunch

Nov 4th, 2003, 10:31 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AWIMP. >:

LOL JK! ACHIMP!

Emu

Nov 4th, 2003, 10:45 PM

ROFL U OWNED HIM :(

AChimp

Nov 4th, 2003, 10:50 PM

OMG. I've never been called AWimp before. You have made my day, Crunch. :love

James

Nov 4th, 2003, 11:00 PM

I was going to tell Ninjavenom that he used too many lines for the delay. But that was when I figured the last line was going to be "Happy Birthday, Chimp!" or something. So it's funny the way it is. :(

Happy birthday, Chimpy. :(

Shannizzle

Nov 4th, 2003, 11:08 PM

Happy birthday person I don't know.

Brandon

Nov 4th, 2003, 11:09 PM

Happy birthday, AChimp, and may all your disgraces be private.

Pub Lover

Nov 4th, 2003, 11:12 PM

Happy birthday person I don't know.

Hey Shandribble, Leave My Future Chimp (http://www.thedailybull.ca)-In-Law Alone! >:

AChimp

Nov 4th, 2003, 11:15 PM

Happy birthday, AChimp, and may all your disgraces be private.

I think I might take that advice to heart in the future. I've smeared chimp guts across here too many times. ;)

Skulhedface

Nov 4th, 2003, 11:36 PM

Haooy Birthday AChimp, and may your birthday party be a source of embarassment when you recover the next morning.

Carnivore

Nov 4th, 2003, 11:56 PM

Happy birthday, my simian compatriot.

I fear that even on your birthday, however, Final Fantasy VII is still superior to Return to Zork.

AChimp

Nov 5th, 2003, 12:08 AM

If only computer technology hadn't surpassed the awesome beauty that is Return to Zork, I could post screenshots and show you how wrong you are!

Professor Cool

Nov 5th, 2003, 01:27 AM

http://www.imom.org/e-cards/birthday/bd5.jpg

Get it, the cat can't REALLY talk! It's just a fucking cat!!! Brilliant stuff, Happy birthday.

Drev

Nov 5th, 2003, 01:32 AM

Heppy birthday Chimparino!

Even though it's a day after your birthday, can we still spank you?

Tropical

Nov 5th, 2003, 03:18 AM

Happy birthday :)

how come your birthday gets to be matrix day too :(

Command Prompt

Nov 5th, 2003, 03:59 AM

Oh boy! Free cake in the comp-sci lounge!!

Maybe you can talk one of the CanadInns bars into letting you have a LAN party

:lol :lol :lol :lol

Happy 12th birthday.

Jeanette X

Nov 5th, 2003, 07:25 AM

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Happy birthday!

soundtest

Nov 5th, 2003, 11:00 AM

happy bday :)

Anonymous

Nov 5th, 2003, 12:06 PM

Man, am I glad I wasn't here for this.

Protoclown

Nov 5th, 2003, 12:26 PM

Happy Birthday, Chimp. :)

AChimp

Nov 5th, 2003, 12:43 PM

Finally, I am getting the attention I deserve. ;)