*Repent and the lord will forgive*

[~*JesusSaves*~]

I've come to these boards to spread the word of God to you all and let you know that the Lord still has love for all of you in his heart. Please accept Jesus Christ as your personal savior and allow the light of god to enrich your life. May the Lord be with you all ~ :) ~

[Rongi]

Sorry jesus, I already packed my bags for hell :(.

[KevinTheOmnivore]

:whitepig

[Misinformation Man]

DID YOU KNOW:

The name "Jesus" is Aramaic for "fraud."

[whoreable]

I LEARN SO MUCH WITH MISINFORMATION MAN AROUND.

AND LEARNING IS HALF THE BATTLE
________
HERBAL VAPORIZERS (http://herbalvaporizers.info)

[Protoclown]

What's with all the lame ass fucking characters lately?

[~*JesusSaves*~]

~:) I'm not a character Protoclown. I'm just here to bring the message of god to all of you :)~

[Captain Robo]

Actually, His name was Yeshua in Hebrew/Aramaic.

And there is no exact translation.


Welcome to the boards. Finally someone who knows what they are talking about

[ItalianStereotype]

YOU DIDNT CAPITALIZE THE "G" IN GOD YOU ARE GOING TO HELL >:

:HELL :HELL :HELL

[Captain Robo]

I noticed that before you did :(

[ItalianStereotype]

youre also a dirty fag, whats your point?

[~*JesusSaves*~]

The Lord will forgive. As he has infinite love for all of his children. The more you allow God to enter your life the more you'll come to understand his compassion. :) ~

[Rongi]

Captain Robo is a character. He has to be. No one can be that annoying or dumb :|.

[James]

CAPTAIN ROBO IS NEWBIE #7

[slavemason]

I love Jesus but his old man can be a real prick sometimes.

[~*JesusSaves*~]

I'm glad to hear you've accepted Jesus as your personal savior~ :) ~

It is difficult for the plan of God to be understood or accepted by many, but we can all find consolation in knowing that if we love Jesus we'll be rewarded with a blissful afterlife.~ :) ~

[Rongi]

If I accept you as my personal savior, will you go away and never come back :(?

[ItalianStereotype]

or how about you accept ME as your personal savior and i eat your soul?

[Rongi]

Sorry Italian, I sold that thing a long time ago :(

[Anonymous]

Mammothclitoris: Do not make any more characters.

[ItalianStereotype]

just ban him and be done with it. i-mockery will be a better place.

[Rongi]

The only one who should be aloud to do characters is Jixby >:.

[Les Waste]

I wouldn't mind if all these characters were funny >:

[Protoclown]

I don't mind the funny characters like Misinformation Man, but these lame ones like "Jesus Saves" just aren't amusing at all.

[Les Waste]

Oh, Misinformation Man is fucking great. Don't get me wrong.

But there's just no point to Jesus Saves here. It's just not funny.

>:

[Rongi]

Don't forget Captain Robo

>:

[The Retro Kat]

Here's my god:

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:qKGjNz-4nHIC:www.everwonder.com/david/gumby/order/gumby.jpg


http://www.eclipse.co.uk/thoughts/index.htm

[Rongi]

LOL, YOU FOUND THAT ON GOOGLE. THAT MAKES YOU COOL

[The Retro Kat]

http://www.carleton.ca/duc/tic/twac/98/oct8/gumby.jpg

Sheer Idiocy, Rongi. Sheer Idiocy.

[Rongi]

Well, at least we both agree you're an idiot :/.

[The Retro Kat]

http://www.stopmotionanimation.com/photos/gumby/images/popcorn6.jpg

Oh shit son, you've upset the god by your stupidity.

His wrath will be deadly.

[Rongi]

Dumbass >:

[CaptainBubba]

:lol.

*whew*. That was hilarious. You guys are painfully predictable but it still made me laugh.

[ItalianStereotype]

you are painfully gay and nobody finds you hilarious

[CaptainBubba]

nono, you misunderstand. YOU were hilarious. Classic reactions from the whole spectrum:lol

[ItalianStereotype]

we all knew that was a character and we shot it down...whats so hilarious?

[CaptainBubba]

The comments. The complaining about the character. Honestley I was excpecting a little more agitation, but what you did write sufficed to amuse me.

It wouldn't be as funny again though. :(

the boards were slow and empty when I made this anyway.

[Les Waste]

The only person who had an LOL reaction was Captain Robo, and that kind of goes without saying because he just doesn't get it.

:(

[FS]

Quit pretending this was all your amusing scheme and it worked like a charm. You tried to make a popular character and you failed, embarassingly.

Don't ever start a new thread as a character, unless the character actually is popular. It does not work.

[CaptainBubba]

Actually I was intending for it to be annoying as a non-character, but annoyance is annoynace, and you acted annoyed.

A popular character? How in god's name did I give the impression that i wanted that character to be anything but disliked?

[Captain Robo]

I'm a character, really.

[Captain Robo]

I'm a misunderestimated character, really :rolleyes

[CastroMotorOil]

im jsut curious, who is misinformation man?

[sadie]

italian, you made me :lol all the way through this thread. yay.

[ItalianStereotype]

JUST DOING MY DUTY, GOOD CITIZEN

[sadie]

:)