I'M BACK FAGETS

[Jixby Phillips]

HEY FAGETS, I'M BACK AT HOME SAFE AND SOUND, DO YOU HAVE ANY THREADS FOR ME TO POST IN :) :) :)

[Marilyn777]

Repent!

[HickMan]

WELL THERE'S THIS ONE... WAIT NO! :) :) :orgasm

[Skulhedface]

I hope one day you're sitting on the toilet, a hand shoots up out of the bottom, rushes straight through your rectum, grabs a hold of your heart, and proceeds to rip the entire contents out through your asshole.

[HickMan]

Who's hand?

[glowbelly]

spazboy's :(

[george]

how could that be, they dont have toilets in austrailia.

and neither do any of these guys :(

except you glow, you poo twinkies right into the packages.

[Cap'n Crunch]

THEY HAVE TOLIETS, BUT THEY FLUSH THE OTHER WAY. :eek

[glowbelly]

i bet you'd like to know about that cream filling right about now, huh? ;)

[george]

i bet you learned that during your "flush my head in a toilet on every continet- a thon. you made fifty cents on that one ass head.

who cares about cream filling, i want the fragrant spongy outside that has touched the inside of you.

[glowbelly]

my boyfriend doesn't swing that way, georgie. :(

[george]

not sharing twinkies is not cool

[Jixby Phillips]

SO WHERE ARE ALL THESE THREADS YOU GUYS WANT ME TO POST IN AT :rolleyes

DO YOU EVEN HAVE THREADS ON THIS BOARD :lol

[Skulhedface]

WHAT'S A THREAD? THAT SOME KINDA CRAZY INTERNET TALKIE?

[Supafly345]

I'm pretty sure they are used with needles, I think.... isn't it similar to heroin or something?

[Marilyn]

Repent!

Are you trying to mock me, or do every thing the opposite?

[Krythor]

I tihnk them's figthin' words :explode

[Marilyn]

What is it with people trying to mock me? And my grammar isn't that bad anymore. >:

[Rez]

WHAT'S A THREAD? THAT SOME KINDA CRAZY INTERNET TALKIE?

i'll be off to watch the radio picture now.

george, you're a creepy guy.

[Protoclown]

Nobody is mocking you because nobody knows or cares who you are. Get over yourself.

[sexy]

Proto clown and how are you even significant?
shut your pie hole. ALLREADY YOU BIG ASS CRY BABY! go pout and cry about how people bother you on a board you pommie fuck..

[Marilyn]

Yes they are. I know Marilyn777 is for a fact.

[Protoclown]

Well then you obviously need to make the Marilyn888 character and mock HIM. That'll teach him.

[Marilyn]

In order to do that I would have to mock my self and that isn't possible.

[Geggy]

One Marilyn is already too many so I don't think we need another one.

[Protoclown]

In order to do that I would have to mock my self and that isn't possible.

You seem to be doing a pretty good job of it as far as I can tell.

[Marilyn]

How can someone mock themslef?

[Krythor]

Conundrum.

[Marilyn]

I'm sorry Marik but you're ranting has become tiresome.

Yes this is quite the conundrum.

[HeyFuckYou]

http://www.theorderofthedragon.com/docs/pix/band/daad/band3s.jpg
:lol :/ Get with the times man, you're due for an update. Might I recommend. http://www.mit.edu/~dmark/near7/2001-07-23-019-pilgrim-costume.jpg

[Anonymous]

A half-naked man. The funniest of all internet pictures.


I believe we have finally found the panacea that can save this board.

[Marilyn666]

Yeah, sure that picture sure is funny. :rolleyes

[kellychaos]

I'm going to need to open a faggot photoshop thread just to cater to the growing influx of faggativity.

[HeyFuckYou]

What makes you fucktards think I'm here to entertain you. Note username...
Hey Fuck You
and go to hell to boot.

[Marilyn666]

Well i plan on going to hell. And I don't think that you're so entertaining.

[HeyFuckYou]

http://www.chick.com/tractimages9804/0058/0058_11.gif

[Marilyn666]

Are you saying that I'm satan or something? Because the part where he said he hates his birthday was hurtful.

[Marilyn777]

Repent!

[ScruU2wice]

or else? >:

[Marilyn]

Repent!
Can't you say anything else? You're not doing a very good job mocking me. >:

[Gurlugon]

It'd be okay if you just logged in and out faster.

[Marilyn777]

Repent!

[Spectre X]

No*






*Read as BAN!

[Marilyn]

Well If you're so against satanic things you should repent. All the Yu-Gi-Oh cards have to do with satan and you have Yami in your Avator so you should go and repent.

[Marilyn777]

Repent!

[Marilyn]

You Repent!!! Although god is only lying to you.

[Rez]

yeah, but he'll eat your keyboard if you dont shut up.

[HeyFuckYou]

http://www.chick.com/tractimages9804/0058/0058_08.gif
That's entertainment for you limp-wristed goats.

[Marilyn666]

yeah, but he'll eat your keyboard if you dont shut up.
But i'm not making any sound. I'm only typing words.

[HickMan]

Repent!
Can't you say anything else? You're not doing a very good job mocking me. >:

LOO

[Marilyn666]

What?

[HeyFuckYou]

Why don't you fuck yourself with a 7(th) layer burrito you queen diamond chinstrap.

[HickMan]

OMIGAWD. We at I-Mockery don't like to fight. Please be curtious to the other members of this board. We are all fragile minds and can't handle name calling across the intronet. It is just uncivilized :posh.

[Marilyn666]

Why don't you fuck yourself with a 7(th) layer burrito you queen diamond chinstrap.

lol you're a moron.

[george]

i once called my wife in to the bathroom to show her a shit i took, but i wont be showing her this thread.

[Marilyn666]

Well yeah, what's the point?

[Esuohlim]

I DON'T GET IT. WHAT'S YOUR POINT? WHY IS THAT FUNNY? I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. WHO IS HE? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY? WHAT IS THAT? WHAT'S SO FUNNY ABOUT THAT?

:lol

[Marilyn666]

Well that's only because I don't understand the way people think, and it bugs me when someone sais something about me but I can't understand.

[Esuohlim]

Why are you unable to understand?

[Marilyn666]

Because every one else thinks completly differint from the way I do.

[Esuohlim]

Wait...what?

[Big Papa Goat]

Your just thinking on the wrong level Esuholim. Marilyn is an entirely unique person, probably not even human, but rather a vampire trapped in a humans body, and therefore has thought centers that operate too complicated for you to understand.

[Marilyn666]

I'm a bear.

[Esuohlim]

YOUR HUMOR IS AS COMPLEX AS A RUBIK'S CUBE, MARILYN.

[Marilyn666]

You wouldn't know that, because you don't get it.

[Schimid]

:lol

[Marilyn666]

:die hee hee

[Schimid]

:lol

[Marilyn666]

Dude, is the only thing you can do is put little emotion icons or something?

[Jeanette X]

I'm a bear.
Oh fuck, don't tell me you're a therianthrope too! :lol
Because every one else thinks completly differint from the way I do.
Aww, you're so special and unique, aren't you? Everyone just doesn't understand your brilliance and creativity. :puke

[Jixby Phillips]

:lol

[Schimid]

:lol

[Marilyn666]

I'm a bear.
Oh fuck, don't tell me you're a therianthrope too! :lol
Because every one else thinks completly differint from the way I do.
Aww, you're so special and unique, aren't you? Everyone just doesn't understand your brilliance and creativity. :puke

Well when I said I was a bear it was something I said at random. It's also another inside joke. And I never said I was smart, I just said people understand the way I think, and I don't understand them. :suicide

[Jeanette X]

And I never said I was smart, I just said people understand the way I think, and I don't understand them. :suicide
:boohoo

[Marilyn666]

I never fucking said that. I was just telling you since you obviosly don't understand.

[Jeanette X]

I never fucking said that. I was just telling you since you obviosly don't understand.
And there she goes, off to her room to pout.
"NOBODY UNDERSTANDS!" :wah

[Schimid]

:lol

[Jixby Phillips]

:lol

[Marilyn666]

I don't cry. You're just to ignorant to get the point. I never said I was some kind of genius or anything. :die I love that smiley.

[Jixby Phillips]

:lol

[Schimid]

:lol

[Jeanette X]

I never said I was some kind of genius or anything.
No shit. :rolleyes I'm just poking you with a sharp stick for my own amusement, just so I can hear you squeal. Please keep posting, this is fun! :)

[Marilyn666]

Your ranting is now pissing me off.

[Schimid]

:lol

[Marilyn666]

:rolleyes shut up

[Schimid]

words can hurt yunno :tear

[Jixby Phillips]

:lol

[executioneer]

WELCOME BACK, JIXBY :)

(OT): Mods, would you please delete all the off-topic posts in this thread? This is NOT a flame board, you guys. :rolleyes

-willie

[Esuohlim]

IMA BEAR. SHTU UP, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND >::?>:>::

[Protoclown]

THIS THREAD HAS BECOME TOO STUPID TO LIVE :(

DEATH DEATH COMA TIME FOR YOU :goth