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Nov 9th, 2003, 11:28 PM
GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE
this is the thread where i tell you that i love you
this is the thread where you tell me that you love me
this is the thread for pastel sweaters and knee socks and barbies and songs and cigarettes and airplane rides to your house.
in other words:
this is OUR thread, no matter who posts in it. we will ignore them like the biznatches they are, unless they are jixby or mister fart or willie or daphne or anyone else i deem ok for OUR thread...like protoclown or doopa or mock or even jaeger, if he ever shows up.
Nov 9th, 2003, 11:31 PM
no bitches will be acknowledged in this thread.
I LOVE YOU GLOWBELLY~~~~!!!@@!!!!!
Nov 9th, 2003, 11:39 PM
Nov 9th, 2003, 11:50 PM
i put the g in horny giraffe.
Nov 9th, 2003, 11:56 PM
Nov 10th, 2003, 12:07 AM
i barely drink anymore, georgie. aren't you proud of me?
Nov 10th, 2003, 12:11 AM
i never drink whole bottles of cough medicine, snort meth and coke, then smoke pcpp and pot, drop a hit of acid, take some e, and then drink and smoke pot until i have a seizure in my front yard anymore.
but on an up note, i did have a spiritually uplifting epiphany.
Nov 10th, 2003, 12:17 AM
did it include the angel of god coming down from heaven to tell you that your only son is the next jesus christ?
Nov 10th, 2003, 12:22 AM
no, just reminded me that my only son needs his father, and that i had to stop being such a bitch because a little misfortune had come into my life.
but i like my son better than jesus anyhow, so i put m dedication towards the people who deserve it.
Nov 10th, 2003, 12:24 AM
anyone who calls you a bad man is a complete jerkface
Nov 10th, 2003, 12:31 AM
you should tell that to Chi Chi the clown. she overheard my children and i making fun of her and tried to run us off te road.
TRUE STORY~!!!!! clowns can be very bitter.
Nov 10th, 2003, 12:44 AM
George never swang good. :(
Nov 10th, 2003, 08:19 AM
I miss you guys :(
Nov 10th, 2003, 02:31 PM
Because of you guys every time I see the word GENUII I think of Bacon.
Nov 10th, 2003, 02:38 PM
George, what the fuck, man. You know? I mean it's one thing to tella cellmate you'll bring some cigarettes when you get out, but it's a whole nother deal when you got the AMWAY in the rumble seat. I'm just saying. If it stinks like it's dead you need to check for a pulse. Not that I haven't been surprised before.
Nov 11th, 2003, 10:40 PM
i am here to tell ya that if it it stinks it always dead, just ak my wife :)
hi max burbank!!
Nov 12th, 2003, 12:21 AM
I'm cool enough to be in this thread :picklehat
Nov 12th, 2003, 12:29 AM
And I'm an asshole enough to RUIN IT. :(
Nov 12th, 2003, 12:32 AM
now that you've ruined it, it's safe for me to post in here. :(
Nov 12th, 2003, 01:26 AM
Lets have a party, I got my car fixed. I'll see you guys in 30 weeks okay.
Nov 12th, 2003, 11:00 AM
Hey, George. I hope all is well.
Nov 12th, 2003, 11:12 AM
Hey! all you krakkaz is krazy! of heazy fo sheazy! I should poppa cap in yo @ZZ!
Nov 12th, 2003, 11:48 AM
I miss you
Nov 22nd, 2003, 10:37 PM
everything gets better by the day !!!!
we got a new bunny, we named it betty in honor of the funniest line of the movie Kung Pow "she hit me betty". she is a little angora rabbit.
i was explaining to tuesday that angora was a type of sweater cause it is all soft and fluffy like the bunnies fur. she asked me if they made the sweaters from the bunnies fur. i had no idea so i lied and told her that they just shave the bunnies hair off and it grows back.
she then told me about how she saw a lady with a coat made of rabbit pelts. "what the heck is wrong with people? i mean, what is this world coming to?"
she expressed great distaste int the design, crafting, and style of the coat. she was completely disgusted, and was amusing me a great deal cause tuesday is so funny. finally she shut the hell up, and went to go watch TV. as she left the room she said "but she was a black woman, so there ya go!'
no mix breed babbies for me!!!!! AND MY SON IS NOT GAY!!!! cause he has a girldfriend. whom he will no doubt marry someday, because they are a matched set. they amuse me.
zoe now can drive the car pretty well around the farm, has a straight a (4.0 bitches) average in her Honors courses, and asked me if she could see boys, as in you know, uh GO ON DATES WITH THEM!!!!! she is only 12 :( but aat least boys like her. i would hate to have an ugly daughter, cause it is easier to be poor and good looking.
and i hope all is wel to max
all you guys.
Nov 23rd, 2003, 01:07 AM
Everyone in this picture is cool except for the man in the Fat Albert shirt! :(
Nov 24th, 2003, 04:48 PM
And I'm an asshole enough to RUIN IT. :(
And I am disgruntled enough to >:
Nov 24th, 2003, 06:44 PM
Darryl! How you been, man??
Nov 27th, 2003, 09:57 AM
congratulation man!!! i know it is an excuse that is wearing thin, but my life literally exploded for awhile right after i heard from you last!! you two looked so happy
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