Suggestion for "Things That Must Be Destroyed: Part 4&q

[JenMacca]

You gotta include Heather Mills!! You know, Paul McCartney's current wife that's like, half his age? And just had a baby with him that's younger than 2 of his grandkids? I betcha she beats the poor baby with her peg-leg...

[Command Prompt]

Leave the poor man in peace, he's been through enough >:

[Schimid]

:lol

It's funny because I thought C:/ was talking about Mock and his current stress.

:lol

[Command Prompt]

ITS NOT C:/

its C:\ as in COMMAND PROMPT you MORON >:

[Schimid]

haha sorry d00d

[Bennett]

no, it's not. it's :/ with an afro

[Mockery]

:lol

It's funny because I thought C:/ was talking about Mock and his current stress.

:lol

In all honesty, So did I. :(

[pjalne]

Same here.

[Maverick Zero Unit]

Movies that over did the 'Matrix' thing where people dodge stuff really slowly, should be destroyed except for the Matrix and Kung Pow: Enter the Fist.

[starz]

kung pow sucked :(

[Mockery]

kung pow sucked :(

You just came this close to getting banned. Except for the cow fight, that movie is extremely awesome.

[Professor Cool]

pickles sucked :(

:chatter

[AckAckAck]

Ashton Kutcher, action movies that star rappers, Queer Eye For the Straight Guy

[starz]

sorry mock, but whats so good about the movie?
I like the fact that its orginal how they enter him into the old movie, but other then that the punchlines are lame..
I work at a video store and of ALL the people I talked to, they all agree the movie sucks :(

[executioneer]

the only "punchline" in that movie is "MY ASS" yuo jerk, and it's SUPOSED to be lame :rolleyes

-willie

[Emu]

I miss John. :(

[Jixby Phillips]

Suggestions for things to be destroyed:

1. Teachers
2. Bullies
3. Sisters >:
4. Moms being a bitch!
5. happy couples PU like we care that you are lin love
6. osama bin laden the basterd

[MK IV]

The Matrix >:

[ScruU2wice]

the metric system >:

[Ganymede]

Paris Hilton.

Ahh yeah, Red Bull energy drinks too. 25 cents an ounce? Come on.

[Krythor]

green hats i mean come on who would wear a green hat it looksstupid

[JenMacca]

Who would wear a green hat? Mike Nesmith would, and he did. And I think he looked cute in it. Who else would wear one? Well, I know about 20 people that are also Monkees fan, and have green woolhats just like Mike's, just for the sake of looking like him too. So THAT'S who would wear a green hat. Anyone else, I don't know.

And if you don't believe me that anyone would REALLY wear a green hat all the time (even if it is for television), and don't know who in hell's name Mike Nesmith is, I have plenty of pictures to prove my point. *nods*

[Jeanette X]

Mike Nesmith was definetely the coolest Monkee.

[JenMacca]

Mike was (and still is) awesome. Even if he does look a lot like President Bush nowadays *shudder*

[Anonymous]

Suggestions for things to be destroyed:

1. Teachers
2. Bullies
3. Sisters >:
4. Moms being a bitch!
5. happy couples PU like we care that you are lin love
6. osama bin laden the basterd
I agree, but have any of you thought about.... GEORGE W. BUSH??!!!! COME ON!!!! I can't believe that hasn't been said already!! I thought JenMacca would have realized it at least!

(If you want a suggestion on how to destroy him, just set him up with another pretzel :lol bye bye president :lol)

[JenMacca]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!! Unfortunately, even with him being as much of a redneck as he is, he probably wouldn't be dumb enough to choke to death on one now, he's probably more careful with them since the pretzel incident....*sigh*......nice thought, though. At least he can't be in office TOO terribly much longer, can he? I doubt he'd get re-elected. I'd vote for a fucking dog as the president rather than re-elect him (well hey there WAS a dog on the ballot for the governor position....)

But you're right, I should have thought of mentioning him. I say we lock he and Wacko Jacko in a room together for months on end.....with no food or water or anything....the only thing besides themselves in there could be a couple guns..... cos methinks the first time Jacko tries to touch Bush's ass, he'd blow him to smithereens. May not destroy Bush, but it'd at least rid the world of that freak show known as Michael Jackson...

[A.S.H.]

Tinsel needs to be destroyed. It's stupid, pointless fake tinfoil shit, and when your kitten eats it, you gotta take the furry little fucker to get his stomach pumped.

[JenMacca]

omg are you serious? I knew that it could kill a cat if they ate tinsel, but....didn't know how...or that anything could be done once it's been eaten.... I've got a cat, but luckily he's smart enough to keep away from the tree all on his own....he's afraid of everything, and I think the tree actually intimidates him a bit LOL

[FS]

*coughs* what about Christians? Don't you get sick of them always pushing their religion down your throat... I'd like to see them destroyed *evil grin*

[liquidstatik]

*coughs* what about Christians? Don't you get sick of them always pushing their religion down your throat... I'd like to see them destroyed *evil grin*
They're not ALL that bad. :(

[A.S.H.]

Not just Christians, but Muslims too, and just about any religion that's decided to go to war over it's faith. Accept for the Jews, because then who'll do my taxes?

[JenMacca]

Not all Christians are like that. TECHNICALLY I'm a Christian....I was baptized and confirmed and all that.....but I've never tried to "convert" anyone, or force my beliefs on anybody.....but then again, maybe that's because I often have doubts about my faith...:-p How about just the Jesus Freaks, that are really REALLY into it and think anyone who isn't a Christian is evil?

[Perndog]

I'd rather kill neo-pagans (Wiccans, etc.). I don't know why. They just bug me more.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

I wouldn't mind the whole southern belt of U.S being nuked

[liquidstatik]

I do. >:

[A.S.H.]

Well, if you could kindly imply something else for us to destroy, instead of being a picky non-constructive critic. I mean, this is "Suggestsions for Things that Must Be Destroyed", not "Hey, Don't Destroy That!"

And while we're on it, I deem that all Barbie or otherwise Mattel inspired 'girl' video games are to be destroyed, for perpetuating the ideal that a girl wouldn't enjoy kicking ass at an FPS, or Smash Bros (I know this one who can seriously stomp with Peach).

[liquidstatik]

A.S.H >:

[Mr. Vagiclean]

Let's search and destroy Tupac, he is GOTTA be somewhere drinkin his 40z with his black panther friends. Or how about em eastern germans?

[A.S.H.]

How about Arkansas? Seriously, if anyone has listened to Lewis Black, they should know that that state NEEDS to be destroyed, if only on the fact that one of it's residents suffered a case of serious burns and stupidity, when he tried to look inside of his cars gas tank with A MATCH, to see if there was any water inside.

Then there's the fact that it's 49th in Education in the nation, brought up from 50th thanks to good ole Bill "Get On you Knees Monica" Clinton. Alabama is 47th and some of the schools can't afford microscopes. So if they're 47th and an Arkansas is 49th, what do you think the curriculum could be? Probably on how the South won the Civil War, and the proper way to string up them minority folks when dey gits uppity on dat reefer!

[liquidstatik]

Somebody woke up a little grumpy. :(

Lewis Black is funny though. :D

[JenMacca]

Okay, if we destroy Arkansas, lemme get my friend Lucy out of there first, then go ahead cos the rest of it can be destroyed. ;)

And I totally agree about those crappy Barbie video games!!! Almost as bad, if not worse, are the Mary Kate and Ashley video games.....*shudder*.....they shuold be destroyed too.

[Trann]

Chocolate Laffy Taffy needs to be destroyed. It's not right. It's just not fucking right.

[SMN]

I think the whole "Metrosexual" craze has to die. You're either gay, or not, Make up your fucking mind. who else has been sick of this?

wait... not just "mets", any spoiled rich white boy who acts like a minority or discriminated people (blacks, hispanics, etc.) just for the sake of feeling neglected too.

[MEATMAN]

I'd like to destroy the singers who have a bunch of people fawning over them. (actually, I'd like to kill them all) At least, the ones who act like God. You know, the ones you'd like to hit over the head with a piece of heavy mining equipment.

[The Unseen]

How about friends who shit their pants in your car and say "Sorry dude, I thought it was a fart" >: >: >:

[JerkFromGermany]

Let's search and destroy Tupac, he is GOTTA be somewhere drinkin his 40z with his black panther friends. Or how about em eastern germans?

I agree. What about the Pilsbury Doughboy? :/

[Girl Drink Drunk]

how about every copy the NES's "Uncanny X-Men (a game which did injustice to the great comic series). That and other crappy movie or comic related video games.

[MikeSoAwesome]

I wouldn't mind the whole southern belt of U.S being nuked

Why? To keep good music from becoming mainstream? Southern Rock is the best let's not forget Lynard Skynard, I don't to listen to Britney Spears, look at yes but she CAN'T sing hell Robert Plant could sing a better female vocal than she can. Two reasons for this, if she could sing why is she such a slut. Secondly real singles artists used actual music and have DIFFERENT beats for each song instead of techno. The Bush/Jackson ordeal if you keep hurling accusations at someone sooner or later someone will buy into it. It is simply amazing that Jacko has suceeded up until this point.

Can't Fuck With The MSA.

MikeSoAwesome - The Obnoxious One

[Emu]

...wow.

[ArrowX]

People who gloat about being rich and powerfull

Nosey Bus Drivers who try to act "stupid Hip" with the kds on the bus

Every man woman and child in kentuckey

Ventriliquis dummies

ello

the game of polo

Lousy Britts

Itallian Cave Jews

Any ting Post matrix that has tried to cash in on the whole Trenchcoat look

[The Skekel Warrior]

People who gloat about being rich and powerfull

Nosey Bus Drivers who try to act "stupid Hip" with the kds on the bus

Every man woman and child in kentuckey

Ventriliquis dummies

ello

the game of polo

Lousy Britts

Itallian Cave Jews

Any ting Post matrix that has tried to cash in on the whole Trenchcoat look

Leave the South alone, what did we ever do to you personally?
As for the other recommendations; go right ahead.

[ItalianStereotype]

thanks for waiting a year to tell us that.

go back to writing shitty game reviews.

[WTF]

People who gloat about being rich and powerfull

Nosey Bus Drivers who try to act "stupid Hip" with the kds on the bus

Every man woman and child in kentuckey

Ventriliquis dummies

ello

the game of polo

Lousy Britts

Itallian Cave Jews

Any ting Post matrix that has tried to cash in on the whole Trenchcoat look

Leave the South alone, what did we ever do to you personally?
As for the other recommendations; go right ahead.


You have a funny ordour and overall everyone in the South is fugly. Hope I have answered all your questions. As for ALL the recommendations; go right ahead. :)

[ArrowX]

I don't even remember posting that?

[Esuohlim]

w/e arrowx even i remember all of my posts

[Anonymous]

Yeah arrowx you sure did used to suck

[Guitar Woman]

green hats i mean come on who would wear a green hat it looksstupid
Whaddya mean who would wear a green hat?
http://www.jeuxvideo.fr/img/forum/usera/_avatar/58320/zelda.JPG
>:

[The Skekel Warrior]

thanks for waiting a year to tell us that.

go back to writing shitty game reviews.

If you don't like my reviews, then why do you read them anyway?

While I'm on the topic of Things that must be destroyed; why not erradicate the following?
1. The liberals: Why the fuck not? If you're going to get rid of the conservatives; might as well take them out too.(Note: I am NOT a Bush supporter if that's what you're thinking.) Hell, why not get rid
of both Dem and Repub politicians; with all the shit they done to us, its only fair that we get our justice.
2. Terrorists: Al Qaeda, Green Peace, E.L.F... I don't care! They're an accumulation of fanatical assholes who need to be flogged.
3. Radiant Silvergun: This game would have been better off as an RPG due to it's obnoxious storyline; as a vertical shooter however, it doesn't belong(give me Darius Gaiden any day).
4. Mtv: Let's face it: the few things that made it worth watching such as Beavis & Butt-Head are gone and have been replaced by such saccharin tripe such as the Ashlee Simpson show(why not send her back to Florida...PERMANENTLY).
Now, leave me alone...I'm tired of you assholes insulting complete strangers.

[Anonymous]

i am insulted

take it back

[Guitar Woman]

Tripod, Angelfire, and Shaw must be destroyed for being big shitstains on the internet.

[SUFFER]

How about :
I-pods

www.myspace.com

starbucks

rednecks (including the blue collar comedy tour)

religious groups who take things to seriosly

who ever is the puppetmaster behind our so called "president"

anything else people genuinely sell their souls for

blockbuster videos "no late fee policy" (which after 7 days they pretty much try to make you buy the video and charge you a restocking fee)

keanu reeves

vegetables of all kinds !!!!

emo - (you know when those hardcore kids who become whipped by their girlfriends get dumped and start wearing their ex-girlfriends pants ,their little brothers shirts ,and their grandmothers glasses even if they dont need them,and also a belt with a buckle so big it receives radio transmissions from african zebra poachers ,and they all have that same fucking haircut its like the gay mulllet of the 2000's) *all emo kids dont look exactally like this but most do their music is characterized by trying to act tough then failing miserably and crying about it , alot ,

that steroid freak from the wwf (sorry dont remeber what they changed it to ) who actually makes a pathetic attemt at trying to rap while having the vocabulary of a 3 year old

50 cent

i think thats about it for me for now

[Mr. Oysterhead]

How about shut up?

[Emu]

SUFFER'S GOT IT ON THE MARK

[Blood Serpent]

Let me see....

1. Hentai Anime
2. Bill O'Reilly
3. Boy Bands
4. McDonalds

and that's about it for now....stay tuned!

[Command Prompt]

JESUS CHRIST LEAVE THE POOR MAN ALONE ALREADY HE'S BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH :lol

[Bell E. Laffs]

I think Viagra should be destroyed because it ruined the only peace I had between me and my husband. :(

[Emu]

SOMEONE PUT THIS THREAD OUT OF ITS MISERY PLZ

[Gerbilfury]

How about :



rednecks (including the blue collar comedy tour)




Whats wrong with the blue collar comedy tour?

[Guitar Woman]

Let this thread die already!