A little about me

[Stoppa]

I am Stoppa. I am 28 years old, 6'5, 260 pounds, and I'm mainly muscle. I go to the tanning bed to stay nice and dark, and I work out 4 times a week. I can run the mile in 2 minutes, and I drive a sleek black Porsche 911. My IQ is 167, and i'm a master of 2 different forms of martial arts. Kenpo, and Tai Chi. My dick is 16 inches long, and I've tagged and bagged over 700 women. I work in porn every now and then. The biggest porn star I've ever worked with was Kobe Tai, but only a few times. I am also a golden gloves boxer, and I'm currently studying kick boxing.

I like to read, mainly poetry. My favorites are Keats, Dylan Thomas, Byron, and Shelley.


And yes, I'm cooler than you.

[camacazio]

I'm 8 years old, 6'9", 280 pounds, 100% muscle, I go tanning on my private beach in hawaii, I work out 4 or 5 times a day, I can run 5 miles in 1 minute, I drive the Enterprise, my IQ is 356, I'm a master of Kung Fu, Karate, Katana swordplay, Teriyaki, and Tai Kwon Do, my dick is 30 inches long, I've tagged and bagged over 3,000 women, I invented porn, and poetry, and I'm a bigger lyer than you.

[Gurlugon]

:bestthread Seriously.

[Schimid]

I'm 8 years old, 6'9", 280 pounds, 100% muscle

:|

and I'm a better lyer than you.

:|

I drive the enterprise,

:lol

:(

[Stoppa]

You're jealousy of me is sad. I can't help it if I'm bigger, better looking, and more endowed than you. I didn't make ME. Some people are losers, some are winners. And then you have people like me, who can beat the shit out of them both and take thier bitch. I'm posting pics of my dick soon, so all the faggots need to keep thier offers to a minimum. I've only ever done that twice, and it was just a phase.

Hey any of you chicks? If so, whatchoo' look like? Got any pics? If you look right enough, I might let play with my prarie dog while you get pricked by my cactus.

If you're a fat bitch, I'll let you jack me off. So you win either way.

[Schimid]

Hi, Rongi.

[camacazio]

I'm a bigger lyer than you.

I was wrong :(

[Nerd]

If you're so cool, why are you spending time on the internet?

[Stoppa]

I'm not the one who has 288 posts since his Sept. debut here, dork.

It's not my fault that I am the eptiome of manhood, while all of you, are mere shadows of my greatness. I am a god among men, but from the looks of things here, there are no men to be among. But not to fear, I will allow you all to worship at my feet. Or my cock. After all, a mouth is a mouth.

[Spectre X]

My penis encircles the globe when flacid and can destroy the entire solar system with a single stroke when aroused. >:

[Bennett]

Grow up and come back to the real world, you guys.




that is, the real world in which I am 800 feet tall with a custom-built-platinum-plated delorean when the doors open up it can fly like that car from M.A.S.K. But since I'm 800 feet tall everybody thinks its a giant spaceship so when I land all your girlfriends are crying for me to split them open with my giant penis (i'm 800 feet tall you know) but I have to use my magnifying power to shrink down to a managable size (still bigger than all of you)... kinda like all of you have to use your magnifying power to shrink your hands to make them small enough to actually hold your tiny peckers... yeah. but back to my delorean, I don't even really need it, because I can fly plus you can travel great distances on foot when you're 800 feet tall. I can also swim and jump up and down, I bet none of you pussies can do that shit. Sure you can write about swimming but none of you computer pussies even been in the swimming pool in the real world.

[Spectre X]

I AM in the real world you're talking about, and it that world, my penis is bigger and more powerful than yours, and I gets all tha ladies.

[Bennett]

FORCE FIELD!!!!!

[Spectre X]

ANTI force field!!!!!! >:

[Bennett]

shit.

paper-scissors-rock,

1

2

3

go...

[Bennett]

paper!!!

[Spectre X]

SCISSORS!

[Nerd]

I'm not the one who has 288 posts since his Sept. debut here, dork.

That's 228 posts; and Nerd, not dork. Learn to read buddy, it'll do ya good.

[Bennett]

i concede :(

[Lady Plain]

sorry Stoopa

http://www.bombshellstudios.com/legion/bimages/nopump.jpg

[Cap'n Crunch]

I AM A GIANT ROBOT FROM THE PLANET EMULON 5000. I AM 5,000 FEET TALL AND I HAVE A CYBORG PENIS WHICH IS 10,000 FEET LONG. I AM MY OWN CAR. I HAVE DESTORYED OVER 700 PLANETS, AND I HAVE LAZER CANNONED OVER 3.2 MILLION SPACE SHIPS TRYING TO STEAL OUR GAGULON, OUR MOST PRECIOUS METAL. I LOVE TO READ BOOKS, AND MY FAVORITE AUTHORS INCLUDE ANNE RICE AND R.L. STEIN.

[Jixby Phillips]

I WILL TELL YOU MORE THINGS ABOUT MYSELF. I AM THE COOLEST PERSON IN THE WORLD. I AM GOT MORE MONEY THAN ANYOME CAUSE I AM SO RICH. I AM THE PERSON WHO OWNS THE INTERNET AND I CAN DO ANYTHING I WANT ON IT.

I HAVE GOT 6 GIRLFRIENDS AT THE MOMENT AND THEY ALL WANT TO HAVE SECKS WITH ME.



I AM 20 YEARS OLD AND VERY BEAUTIFUL AND HAVE GOT BIG MUSCLES FROM BEING STRONG AND CAN RUN 100 MILES WITHOUT PUFFING.

I HAVE GOT A COOL CAR THAT GOES VERY FAST AND IF YOU BLINK YOU COULD MISS ME CAUSE I DO BURN OUTS ON YOU FRONT GARDEN AND THE COPS CANT EVEN CATCH ME.



THE COLEST THENIG ABOUT ME IS I AM A GAS A MINUTE LOLOLOLOLOL

[Esuohlim]

The very first post of this thread made me think of Mister Fart. Right off the bat. :(

[ScruU2wice]

At first i thought its was some one trying to be like doopa...

[The Retro Kat]

I'm the Kat. I'm pretty damn skinny. I'm 13. If I run the mile, I will simultaneosly puke and shit myself on impact. I'm about 5'4 and 127lbs. I'm very pale because I don't like the outside. I masturbate avidly...or get masturbated on. I have sex...but with lots and lots of dudes that are about 45, on average. They hurt me sometimes, but it's still fun. My penis is about 6 inches, and loves when in the presence of men and young children. Preferrably male young children. I invented a super good lube that is very lubifyic. I play with myself in school all the time. My IQ is about 64. And I can totally bag your gay people...if they're old.

[Tubesock]

Right...

I am Tubesock. I have no relative age because I'm a figment of your imagination that likes to skullfuck your ears. I'm a better height, a better weight, and I like mainly licking your sisters' anal-rims. I go to your tanning bed to piss all over your face, and I work out ways to shit on your head. I throw crap at your face in 2 minutes, and I drive a sleek black Porsche 911 into your anus. My IQ is a million points higher than yours because your anus smells of retard, and I'm a master of 2 different forms of martial arts: Bukake on your face, and More Bukake on your face. My dick is 800 inches long in your mouth, and I've tagged and bagged over 1456 of your closest relatives. I work in porn every now and then, but so does your grandma. The biggest porn star I've ever worked with was your grandmother, and she had to remove her false teeth. I am also a golden dick slapper, but who gives a shit about that because my dick is currently slapping bruises all over your mouth.

I like to hump, mainly your sisters. My favorites are Trudy, Geraldine, Betty, Jessica, and your brother Tony who acts like one of your sisters.

[Sam]

I'M SURE GLAD TUBESOCK CAME TO SAVE THIS THREAD. :rolleyes

NO, SERIOUSLY. :rolleyes

[Tubesock]

Wow, Sam, that was some REALLY IMPORTANT INFORMATION that everyone had to know!

P.S. You have semen in your mouth. I put it there.

[AChimp]

Tubesock is full of semen. :lol

[Tubesock]

Yes. And Sam finds me delicious.

[Big McLargehuge]

I don't get tubesock's highbrow humor.

[Tubesock]

Oops! That's cause you are retarded.

[Schimid]

Oops!

[Supafly345]

I wear tubesocks. So take the hint as to whom I am walking on all day.

[Tubesock]

That joke sucks more than the most suckiest thing that ever sucked!

[Spectre X]

SO IT SUCKS MORE THAN YOU DO? :lol

[Cap'n Crunch]

MORE LIKE TUBESUCK, HUH GUYS? :rolleyes LOLZ

[Tubesock]

SO IT SUCKS MORE THAN YOU DO? :lol

YOU SUCK ME MORE THAN I DO.

MORE LIKE TUBESUCK, HUH GUYS? :rolleyes LOLZ

MORE LIKE CAP'N CRUNCH GANGBANGS TONY THE TIGER, HUH GUYS? HYUCK HYUCK HYUCK I SAID HUH GUYS!

[Big Papa Goat]

Tubesock, will you be my mentor?

[Supafly345]

Tony the Tiger? Snagglepuss?

[Tubesock]

Tubesock, will you be my mentor?

I'm afriad I can't cause everyone here reckons I Tube-SUCK!!! HAR HAR HAR SEE I USED IT TOO AND NOW I AM A CLEVER WITTY COMEDIAN TOO!!!!