i'm so rebellious [Archive]

noob3

Nov 20th, 2003, 02:55 AM

from the mall today i stole:

2 shirts from hot topic, a mario green shirt with a green mushroom on it that says 1 up, a dillinger escape plan shirt, 3 pairs of socks. and from jc pennys, 2 little kids large plain polo shirts, white and dark green

rock and roll :x

Evil Robot

Nov 20th, 2003, 02:58 AM

I stole 76 cents worth of cut washers from home depot because I simply did not want to wait on line to try and pay for something that didn't even have a bar code.
edit: do edits coount as posts? lets find out!

Evil Robot

Nov 20th, 2003, 03:01 AM

no they don't. But this does.

noob3

Nov 20th, 2003, 03:04 AM

i hope you get banned

Evil Robot

Nov 20th, 2003, 03:05 AM

Not tonight baby, this shits to good to be true.......

Carnivore

Nov 20th, 2003, 07:11 AM

:blah

Big McLargehuge

Nov 20th, 2003, 12:15 PM

carnivore is like blackula, only not.

DamnthatDavid

Nov 20th, 2003, 12:49 PM

Way to go Noob, stealing from a poser store.
You MUST rock.

Stick it to the man, kill whitey and all that shit, etc. etc. etc.

Cap'n Crunch

Nov 20th, 2003, 01:29 PM

The Dillinger Escape Plan are a bunch of fags. :lol

http://www.relapse.com/dillingerescapeplan/intro.gif

MrAdventure

Nov 20th, 2003, 01:30 PM

were you scared

Jixby Phillips

Nov 20th, 2003, 05:09 PM

I STOPPED READING WHEN I FOUND OUT CARNIVORE DIDN'T LIKE THIS THREAD

noob3

Nov 21st, 2003, 03:24 AM

Way to go Noob, stealing from a poser store.
You MUST rock.

Stick it to the man, kill whitey and all that shit, etc. etc. etc.

only the second-hand posers think hot topic is a poser store, the true un-posers are confident in enough in themselves to know that hot topic has awsome socks and a rare good shirt or two and it's neat to steal from there :)

Perndog

Nov 21st, 2003, 03:26 AM

Right. Because shoplifting makes you so kewl and badass.

Mike

Nov 21st, 2003, 03:31 AM

kewl and badass.

You smell like fear, little man.

executioneer

Nov 21st, 2003, 03:50 AM

I STOLE SOME STUFF ONE TIME ON PURPOSE:eek

-willie

ziggytrix

Nov 21st, 2003, 07:38 AM

i stole a pen from work today! :rebel
actually, i just forgot i had it in my pocket. :lol2

Supafly345

Nov 21st, 2003, 09:09 AM

I stole one of those little walkie-talkie phones that let you speak over the intercom from work once. I forgot it was in my apron pocket! :shocked
I returned it half an hour later. I FELT LIKE SUCH A BADASS.

Sicktodeathmx

Nov 21st, 2003, 11:01 AM

The Dillinger Escape Plan are a bunch of fags. :lol

http://www.relapse.com/dillingerescapeplan/intro.gif

Is that their old singer? Or the new one... Mike Patton was great with them... Drool... He is by far one of the best vocalists.

Jixby Phillips

Nov 21st, 2003, 12:19 PM

http://www.angelfire.com/rpg/jennifermichelle/390079.gif

is this your avatar?

Jixby Phillips

Nov 21st, 2003, 12:19 PM

~Jennifer Michelle

I've got a pretty lil mouth underneath all the foamin... All God's children, they all gotta die

is this your signature?

Sicktodeathmx

Nov 21st, 2003, 12:22 PM

Sure is.

Jixby Phillips

Nov 21st, 2003, 12:27 PM

Thanks

Rez

Nov 21st, 2003, 12:28 PM

Protoclown

Nov 21st, 2003, 12:51 PM

Jixby made me LOL

DamnthatDavid

Nov 21st, 2003, 02:38 PM

In my opinion, anyone who buys a shirt from hot toppic, who buy it just because it is the "in" thing are freaking posers. If you have no clue who Starscream is, DON'T fucking buy a transformer shirt.
If you have never used a secret warp pipe, DON'T fucking buy the Mario Shirt. Clothes make the person, they should tell others who you are. If you buy shirts, just because you think it looks cool, you are a god damn, gay asshole poser.

Rongi

Nov 21st, 2003, 03:11 PM

If I was a moderator you'd be the first person I'd ban, DamnThatDavid.

Mr. Vagiclean

Nov 21st, 2003, 03:13 PM

David you are TOO TRUE

CAN YOU BE MY NEXT JESUS?

Mike

Nov 21st, 2003, 04:25 PM

In my opinion, anyone who buys a shirt from hot toppic blah blah blah

In my opinion, YOU ARE REDUNDANT AND OBVIOUS AND ANNOYING!

and rodents should feast on your brain.

Spooky

Nov 21st, 2003, 05:18 PM

picking on david and chuck is SOOO trendy. posers. :lol

Anonymous

Nov 21st, 2003, 05:32 PM

If you have never used a secret warp pipe, DON'T fucking buy the Mario Shirt.
:lol
If you have never used a secret warp pipe, DON'T fucking buy the Mario Shirt.
:lol
If you have never used a secret warp pipe, DON'T fucking buy the Mario Shirt.
:lol
If you have never used a secret warp pipe, DON'T fucking buy the Mario Shirt.
:lol
If you have never used a secret warp pipe, DON'T fucking buy the Mario Shirt.
:lol

Sicktodeathmx

Nov 21st, 2003, 07:14 PM

Mr. Vagiclean

Nov 21st, 2003, 07:27 PM

Spooky, stop your reverse- poser discrimination, it is overrated....

DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT, THIS POST HAS THE "ANTI-OVERRATED"SHIELD, IT CANNOT BE OVERRATED, NEVER.

YOUR MAMA! :( >: :explode

Anonymous

Nov 21st, 2003, 08:39 PM

Well it's not a secret anymore.

Anonymous

Nov 22nd, 2003, 06:40 AM

Well it's not a secret anymore.
If you have never used a secret warp pipe, DON'T fucking buy the Mario Shirt.

Anonymous

Nov 22nd, 2003, 10:20 AM

If you don't know that there's more than one secret warp pipe, DON'T buy the Mario shirt.

That means you, David.

Anonymous

Nov 22nd, 2003, 10:49 AM

In all fairness, he did say 'a' pipe, not 'the' pipe.

But the statement was one of the most lame things I've seen in a long time. It's like David is a rogue humor site writer that writes needlessly energetic rants based in observational humor.

WHAT IS WITH GETTING EACH SLICE OF CHEESE IN A LITTLE WRAPPER? WHAT THE FUCK, AM I DELIVERING EACH ONE AS A WRAPPED GIFT? AND WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH TWO PERCENT MILK??? TWO PERCENT OF WHAT??? I'D LIKE TO FUCKING TAKE THE MOMS OF THE PEOPLE THAT CAME UP WITH THAT LITTLE FUCKTARDISM AND BEND THEM OVER A HOT PIPE WHILE I GIVE THEM A LITTLE HELPING OF MY 100% BABY BATTER!

Of course, that's still funnier than him, but you get the idea.

Schimid

Nov 22nd, 2003, 10:51 AM

Another Truth - Novasonic

Unh (uhn) Here we go again!

Don't make me laugh, we're through.
What are you afraid of in this world?
Don't get so mad; what's so scary?
You're getting by just fine, so why are you frightened?

(whispered)
Eradicate all of the past love,
and throw away all your lingering sentiment.

Don't make me laugh, your phone never cut out,
and I was really thankful to you for that.

(whispered)
You were so pretty,
forget all of my lies...

Don't make me laugh, you don't do anything important,
but since you're around, I'm grateful.

Here we go again!

(rap)
I'll forget you right away,
no matter what you or anyone else says.
There's no room for you in my life now.
You're nothing to me now.
Get lost, get away from me,
No matter what happens, I don't want to see you again,
And don't look back.
Go away!
(end rap)

[Don't make me laugh... get out of here,
and disappear!
Don't make me laugh... get out of here,
and disappear!

(repeat rap)]

Don't make me laugh... get out of here.
and disappear!
Don't make me laugh... get out of here.
and disappear!
(repeat...)
(repeat "obsojo!" [Disappear!]...)

glowbelly

Nov 22nd, 2003, 10:55 AM

i forgot what this thread was about, but i'm pretty sure i should be mad about something.

Spooky

Nov 22nd, 2003, 05:39 PM

what cards you all are.

Perndog

Nov 22nd, 2003, 05:42 PM

If you buy shirts, just because you think it looks cool, you are a god damn, gay asshole poser.

I buy shirts just because I think they look cool. I bought a green dress shirt and a blue and green hawaiian print shirt the other day, and I think they look really cool.

I must be a poser. :(

noob3

Nov 22nd, 2003, 05:57 PM

yes you poser you for buying clothes for logical reasons! i spit on you!

Supafly345

Nov 22nd, 2003, 05:58 PM

David is a poser too. I saw him.

Shut up Adam
No, what about the toast shirt David? And the blue silk shirt? Those looked cool, and you thought so too.

I was young! I needed them! They were so cool!!
Well I agree. And I am a poser too. A poser of someone cool.

noob3

Nov 22nd, 2003, 06:01 PM

what the fuck are you talking about that post made no sense at all and your avatar sucks

Supafly345

Nov 22nd, 2003, 06:03 PM

what the fuck are you talking about that post made perfect sense and your avatar looks like my aunt Petunia.

Spooky

Nov 22nd, 2003, 06:07 PM

This poser talk is great. I feel like I'm 16 and in high school all over again.

noob3

Nov 22nd, 2003, 06:08 PM

too bad you're fucking old and decrepid and all falling apart limbs all over the place

Supafly345

Nov 22nd, 2003, 06:08 PM

Only posers are allowed to talk. If you aren't, then no.

liquidstatik

Nov 22nd, 2003, 06:09 PM

Stealing is wrong. :(

Anonymous

Nov 22nd, 2003, 07:42 PM

i want to reward noob for his posts

Carnivore

Nov 22nd, 2003, 11:55 PM

Obviously, Noob learned nothing from Long Day at the Mall (http://www.lawforkids.org/animation/dayatmall.cfm).