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aeQea
Nov 23rd, 2003, 11:37 PM
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Cap'n Crunch
Nov 24th, 2003, 09:38 PM
So, all I have to do is draw shitty things, add some watercolors, and put it on newspaper and you make money? That's a good idea. :(

aeQea
Nov 25th, 2003, 04:45 PM
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noob3
Nov 30th, 2003, 08:46 PM
yay lets all add stupid personality disorders to make us look better

aeQea
Nov 30th, 2003, 09:31 PM
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MisSFiT
Dec 1st, 2003, 02:26 AM
I don't think it's shitty.
I think the whole thing shows alot of emotion, and I'm sure alot of people see it that way, that's why it sold for 50 bucks!!

aeQea
Dec 1st, 2003, 06:11 AM
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noob3
Dec 1st, 2003, 06:15 PM
LOOK AT ME I HAVE PERSONALITY DISORDERS! I'M FUCKED UP! LOL SO MY ART MUST BE CRAZY GOOD! OH, BUT WAIT! I'LL TAG THE WORD RETARDED TO IT! HO HO WHAT A GREAT PLAN :)

soundtest
Dec 1st, 2003, 07:11 PM
aeQea is so much cooler than you. look he's getting you so flustered you resort to bitch sarcasm

aeQea
Dec 1st, 2003, 07:48 PM
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noob3
Dec 1st, 2003, 08:34 PM
I like your art, I'm just jealous because I like eye to my right so much. I wish I could draw a pretty eyeball like that :(

MisSFiT
Dec 1st, 2003, 10:37 PM
Noob3-You better watch out most homicidal maniacs are good artists.

BTW your welcome. :)
I like art.

aeQea
Dec 1st, 2003, 11:51 PM
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MisSFiT
Dec 2nd, 2003, 02:39 AM
:love :love :love :love :love :love :love :love

executioneer
Dec 2nd, 2003, 03:14 AM
THIS IS BORING, START FIGHTING AGAIN

-willie

jin
Dec 2nd, 2003, 04:59 AM
I thought that was a christmas cake. :o

aeQea
Dec 2nd, 2003, 06:46 AM
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noob3
Dec 3rd, 2003, 05:47 PM
IT WAS ALL A LIE! YOUR ART SUCKS YOUR ART SUCKS! IT LOOKS LIKE YOU DREW IT WITH YOUR BUTT!!

aeQea
Dec 3rd, 2003, 05:59 PM
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MisSFiT
Dec 3rd, 2003, 10:04 PM
If you stare at it long enough it will make you dizzy. :hypno

aeQea
Dec 4th, 2003, 12:54 AM
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MisSFiT
Dec 4th, 2003, 02:07 AM
:/ That was a little strange :/

Do you and your friends do that often?

aeQea
Dec 4th, 2003, 06:15 PM
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noob3
Dec 5th, 2003, 01:11 AM
that guy sounded like a super-nerd who listens to a little too much tool/and or reads alot lame scifi. maybe both.

MisSFiT
Dec 5th, 2003, 01:58 AM
HMMMM....

That was interesting. :(

Noob3 made me laugh. :lol

aeQea
Dec 5th, 2003, 06:55 PM
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MisSFiT
Dec 6th, 2003, 05:38 PM
Take your pills.
Calm down, relax.
It'll be ok.

aeQea
Dec 6th, 2003, 06:20 PM
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MisSFiT
Dec 6th, 2003, 07:42 PM
That sounds like a good idea.
I'll have to wait untill yesterday though.
Sorry. :(

noob3
Dec 7th, 2003, 04:51 AM
maybe you should art sober to convey actually feelings then maybe your art wouldnt suck?

aeQea
Dec 7th, 2003, 05:24 AM
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MisSFiT
Dec 7th, 2003, 12:54 PM
Looks like that guy did too muck cocaine. :/

Snatchtastic
Dec 7th, 2003, 01:57 PM
HAHAHAHAHA OMG OMG OMG PILLZ :hypno

aeQea
Dec 9th, 2003, 01:44 PM
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Supafly345
Dec 9th, 2003, 04:01 PM
I am sorry, I have been holding back because everyone is free to creative expression and everything, but your work is not art. It looks as if you stood 5 feet away from the canvas (or whatever other inappropriate objects you so chose to use) and bashed it with one of those long foam pooltoys with paint at the end, then you crammed it into a frame and called it art.
Now here is one thing I have learned about art having ventured into that field and realising how phony it is: Just because you think others won't understand it, doesn't mean it is art. Now go take a class, or find a new hobby or something.

I will again say my phrase on what the art world really is about:
Art was created so that people with no real practical or useful talents could have a place in society.

S.I.D.S.
Dec 9th, 2003, 10:14 PM
what the hell?

im going to sell shitty "art" on e-bay now

search terms will include "autistic" and "elephant"

S.I.D.S.
Dec 9th, 2003, 10:16 PM
my girlfriend is an artist

and my friend is a sandwich artist at subway

....duhhh rawr......

Perndog
Dec 9th, 2003, 10:33 PM
I had SIDS once. But it got better. :)

MisSFiT
Dec 9th, 2003, 11:14 PM
There are a few artists that can be considered "real" I guess you can say.
Although they have been dead for hundreds of years they are really great artists.
Michealangelo (sp?)
DaVinci was basically a genius.
The basic people that everyone has heard of one point in time.
Then you have those that have made millions off of splatter paint-Jackson Pollack.
Or silkscreen "pop art"
Andy Warhol-OVERRATED.
I think anybody can pick up a paint brush and draw a few shapes and call it abstract.
But to be a success you have to appear as an oppressed alcoholic that had a bad childhood.
I have no idea where the hell I was going with this. I think it had something to do with what Supafly wrote.

Newtype
Dec 11th, 2003, 01:47 PM
http://free.one.picturehost.co.uk/pr0t0.jpg :(

Supafly345
Dec 13th, 2003, 08:23 AM
There are a few artists that can be considered "real" I guess you can say.
Although they have been dead for hundreds of years they are really great artists.
Michealangelo (sp?)
DaVinci was basically a genius.
The basic people that everyone has heard of one point in time.
Then you have those that have made millions off of splatter paint-Jackson Pollack.
Or silkscreen "pop art"
Andy Warhol-OVERRATED.
I think anybody can pick up a paint brush and draw a few shapes and call it abstract.
But to be a success you have to appear as an oppressed alcoholic that had a bad childhood.
I have no idea where the hell I was going with this. I think it had something to do with what Supafly wrote.Andy Warhol is a genious. Your grasp on art is very narrow if you cannot see that.
I know what is art and what is not. Sadly, my mind is set to be able to understand it, which I wish it coulden't because it ruins many things that idiots enjoy. I can appreciate simple but brilliant art such as Malevich's "White on white", as well as colorful expressionism like Vlaminc's " Woman's Straw Hat". Both of which many people do not get but assume is art. I don't assume, I know it is art.
These examples are rare. 95% of art isn't real art. Truely good artist can make a healthey living on it. If you are a " starving artist" it means you suck. If you have the ability you can make it happen.
I am sick an tired of uninspired, garbage heaps of art. That is why I am so disinteristed in persueing it.

MisSFiT
Dec 13th, 2003, 02:11 PM
Everybody had their own opinion about certain people, if you think Andy Warhol is a genious, that doesn't mean that I am narrow minded. I just think there are better artist that deserve the credit that he recieved. That's all.

If you are an artist and believe that you could be one of the 5% that can actually make a name for them selves then do it.
Just because alot of people are posers doesn't mean you have to be represented as that.
I love art, I'm not particularly an artist, I went to Art School and can see your point just because I went to an Art School and seen the kids that were really good and I've seen the kids that went to that school just because they fit in instead of getting made fun of.
It's actually pretty pathetic.

ScruU2wice
Dec 13th, 2003, 02:54 PM
Art was created so that people with no real practical or useful talents could have a place in society.

I don't know the validity of this in real life, but art use to make me feel like i was good at something, like i had something of my own. However when i started taking classes in high school I realized talent in art and talent in drawing are 2 very different things. People were churning out drawings that were not only well drawn but artisticly beautiful. I feel like shit because for about 10 years I had art as my thing as something I was really good at. But now it was more like i was ok at it. Art has become the polar extremes of my existance, making me love myself and hate myself. I wouldn't be able to live without having the ability to draw well, but also can't live with it.