I-Mockery Survivor!!!

[KevinTheOmnivore]

Yo, wouldn't this be a GREAT idea!!!!??

We could like, break into separate "tribes," and we could have challenges given to us!!!

Um...I think..ACHIMP would be a good moderator of it all!

So guys, whatya think, huh!?

[Les Waste]

Can we vote Captain Robo off the island :lol

Seriously Robo stay in school and say no to drugs ;)

[Protoclown]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! NOT AGAIN!!!

[KevinTheOmnivore]

SHUSH CLOWN!!! >:

[AChimp]

YES.

[GnrySgtHartman]

This thread deeply offends me. I'm going to call the internet police.

[KevinTheOmnivore]

TEAM FLAMPOO

[!!!!]

TEAM YAWNDOOR 4EVA!!!!

[cherry]

Kevin you are a damn masochist. it was bad before and it will be bad again.
but it was funny.

I will bring the chocolate sauce.

[KevinTheOmnivore]

Excuse me Cherry, but I believe WE won (I can't recall who "we" were, but I'll think on that one).

[cherry]

I dont remember anyone being declared the winner, i just remember lots of switching sides and an amzing ammount of sexual inuendo.

[KevinTheOmnivore]

Yeah, I think somebody was going to sodomize AChimp. :(

[Mockery]

What's great about this is there's so many new people on the forums these days, most people have no fucking clue what you're talking about Kev.

[cherry]

so the new people dont realise that they are now part of a BDSM site? I thought they seemed a bit straight.

[Mockery]

Hah, you're gonna make them cry.









carry on...

[AChimp]

The first challenge is to tell me how great I am. :)

[cherry]

oh come on chimp. thats not fair, you are s'posed to start off easy.

[AChimp]

You're right, that's the second challenge, now that I think of it. ;)

The first challenge is to find a picture of one kind of animal having sex with a different kind of animal. :)

[The Retro Kat]

http://www.rit.edu/~lah2579/newyears2k2/bohne_dog.jpg

[Les Waste]

THE INTERNET IS NOT THE PLACE FOR FAILURE, RETRO KAT >:

GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER >:

[MrAdventure]

http://saltthesandbox.org/cicada_hunt/Finds_Mating_Hand.jpg
Ethan found two adult cicadas mating.
He held them for awhile and showed them to his friends.
Then he set them free.

LOL WHAT A JERK.

[Les Waste]

I don't think Ethan would appreciate it if a giant bug monster picked him up while he was furiously masturbating >:

What a little wienie >:

[GnrySgtHartman]

Misinformation man told me that Masturbating will eventually make your penis explode.

[KevinTheOmnivore]

What's great about this is there's so many new people on the forums these days, most people have no fucking clue what you're talking about Kev.

:)

[McClain]

Damn right Kevin. Team Flampoo whupped some serious ass.

[AChimp]

Start forming your tribes again, then, dammit! >:

[sadie]

teams? i just wanna hang out in the hammock and make fun of all the people who get pissy and shit.

[Spectre X]

so, there has been an I-mockery Survivor before? cool, was there cannibalism? if there was, can I join?

[sadie]

feigning deviant tendencies is so much fun.

[AChimp]

Feigning? Sadie, you can be yourself here. You're among friends. :P

[Protoclown]

I can't remember which team I started on, but when I switched over to the team with THE HOT CHICKS on it, I got no end of shit from everyone.

BUT WHAT DID I CARE??? I WAS ON THE HOT CHICK TEAM!!!

[Ninjavenom]

It's like gym class all over again. :(

Me: "Me and you left fatty, guess who's gonna be the number one choice THIS time?"

Red team captain: "I got the fat kid with one leg!"

Blue Team Captain: "SHIT."

[glowbelly]

TEAM HUNNY BUNNY

WHERE'S JAEGER?!?!!

[Protoclown]

He's still going through his "computers are for dorks" phase. Hopefully he'll get out of it soon, he's been talking about the possibility of coming back.

[Alxcipher]

I-Mockery Lord of the Flies.

[KevinTheOmnivore]

I-Mockery Lord of the Flies.

Haha, I recall Doopa saying this after the FIRST I-Mockery Survivor, because Mock had been away for some reason....

[glowbelly]

i think he had to go to virginia

[GarishBitch]

i never got to participate in the first survivor on mock...i have a feeling that i will be the looser kid who gets picked last on a kick ball team, though.

but i promise, i have a lot to offer a team...i'm sarcastic, pretentious, manipulative and an all around great gal!

[miss emma]

HOT CHICK TEAM!!!

Did we even have a name?

[KevinTheOmnivore]

Yeah, team loser. :)

[Protoclown]

Wrong! It was the "PROTOCLOWN IS OUR BITCH" team!

[Alxcipher]

I-Mockery "The Bachelor".

[Bod]

so when does it start?

[KevinTheOmnivore]

Will/should it ever...? :/